Is Hana even relevant to the other books? I feel like I wasted two hours of my life sitting through 100 minutes of pure dialogue and 10 minutes sports anime. I mean, it only shows that:>kaiki isn't dead>ougi is a guy>arararagi survives highschool without hitches
other than that it's all pretty irrelevant
It's a good story and long haired twin tails Kanbaru is a gift from god.
>>134599488
All 3 of those are questionable statements
>>134599635
If 1st statement isn't true then the whole premise of Hana isn't true as well since he played a part in the development of the story
>>134599488
Hana starts off one of the arcs currently going in Off-Season. It's also vital to Kanbaru's character development
>ougi is a guy
You're dumb.
I don't understand how someone can get as far as Hana and not find at least one thing about it they like. This isn't just OP being a fag, I see this everywhere on /a/, people acting like they're obligated to watch Monogatari series even though it clearly isn't their thing. Sure, I get that some arcs aren't going to appeal to appeal to everyone, but if you can't even appreciate things that are relatively similar in each arc like tone and pacing why are you watching in the first place?I already know the answer, but I hesitate to acknowledge it.
>>134599488
>I wasted two hours of my life
>Wasting time hearing Miyuki Sawashiro
kill yourself
>>134600921
most drive comes from the antics AND PLOT
>>134599811
>>134599811
>Death means that you cannot do stuff.
>ougi is a guy
You're stupid
>>134601130
To be honest, this is among the worst performances of Sawashiro Miyuki.
Hell, even her Twilight Sparkle MLP dub performance is more rich in acting.
It was an eloquent and heartfelt coming-of-age story. Some of the monologues dragged on too long but it was really enjoyable. It also looked pretty nice compared to SS.
![[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_01.45.50_[2015.12.11_16.23.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IJaMIGt.jpg "[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_01.45.50_[2015.12.11_16.23.12].jpg")
Great movie.
Just watched it a couple days ago.
Should have kissed her.
That Kaiki bit was so fucking good.
I'm pretty sure hana is the chronological end.
So yes, there is a point to it and its relevance.
>>134604496
Fuck off retard.
![[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_01.50.28_[2015.12.11_16.56.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bf6bjzG.jpg "[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_01.50.28_[2015.12.11_16.56.55].jpg")
Why does he lust after his sister so?
>>134605924
She was his first sexual experience.
Are they ever gonna come out with a BD version of this?
>>134600921
I literally stop paying attention once gaen is on screen. My ADD can't handle how much she talks about things. I just start fiddling around with shit in the room until she's done
>>134600921
My favorite arc so far has been Nekomonogatari Kuro and my least favorite Nise, but even so I liked it because it revolved around the faiya shisutaazu and was a nice change of pace.
Also delicious wincest fanservice.
But I agree with you. I can't understand why people describethe series or some arcs as if they were being forced to watch the series.
Man if you don't enjoy the long dialogues and character development then I don't know what the hell are you doing still watching it.
>>134606097
What? The BDs are out since a few months after the release or even less, the fuck are you smoking.
>>134600921
Well Bake, S2 and Tsuki were fucking amazing.
But Hana and Neko kuro were fucking shit, I'd rather watch pain dry to ever see them again.
And this is a commonplace opinion for most people, they're fucking terrible and boring.
Nise is also a turn off for many people shitting on it, I personally like it, just not as much as other arcs, but I can see why people would hate it. Because it's fucking different.
That's just how things work, by saying durr it's monogatari series why can't you appreciate the whole thing.
It's because it's not the same thing, Hana and Bake are completely different shows from whatever perspective you're looking at them.
>>134599488
you being a idiot probably is the most waste of time
but you know what? I reply to you,and I am not complaining
>>134599488
Kaiki is dead m8
>>134604496
>best gril in the same frame as worst girl
There is no God.
>>134607110
Agreed, monkey needs to die.
>>134607110
>God
>not god
>G
kill you
>>134607217
I have respect for the dead.
>>134607137
The really weird part is that you like an annoying, horribly designed loli
>>134607314
At least is not Shinobu
>>134607347
I hate lolis and even I can acknowledge that bat is great.
>>134607314
Doll is in top 3 easily, after snail and bat.
Everyone else is annoying and horribly designed.
>>134599488
Rouka was actually stated in Koimonogatari so it's relevant by a bit
I want Ougi to put her sleeves close to my erect dick.
Then, I want her sleeves to slowly descend over my erect manhood so that I can feel her soft, pale hand stroke my dick as I ejaculate all over the insides of her sleeves.
I don't want to see her hands though.
>>134607580
This is worse than the Chie pasta last year. Hopefully you end up dead just like that guy.
I liked everything up to Owari.
This season has been fucking shit and shows few signs of improving. Sodachi is one of the worst characters in all of anime.
>>134606904
I guess I'll find out for sure when I rewatch Hana, but to call them "completely different shows" is ridiculous. Bake's direction is indisputably better than everything else but that doesn't change that the storytelling itself is fundamentally similar across every arc.
Which Monogatari(s) have the best soundtracks?
That is the question.
>>134607693
This, really. I want to like Owari, but fuck, it's making me want to punch a small child. It's gotten better with Shinobu mail, but the Sodachi arcs were such a fucking drag. Along with Ougi being annoying as balls.
>>134607901
Tsuki. No contest.
>>134607580
Thanks, anon
>>134607630
What the fuck did you just fucking say about sleeves anon, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the sleeves Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on foots, and I have over 300 confirmed sleeves. I am trained in gorilla sleevesfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire skeeves armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the SLE and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>134607974
This is true.
In fact, I'm going to listen to P Disco right now.
>>134605924
like you don't
>>134607580
thank you spooky ougi
>>134607974
this is trolling?
post some cool soundtracks of tsuki
>>134605022
>Should have kissed her.
But they are both girls
>>134608151
Not that guy, but Tsuki's soundtrack is written in a very "20th century classical music" style. It's pretty different and won't be many peoples' thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y0BRruWyC4
>>134599488
>watching monkey antics
>watching kaiki antics
>watching ougi antics
>ever a waste of time
![[DeadFish] Hanamonogatari - 01v3 - 05 - Batch [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_01.49.13_[2015.11.19_11.00.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JuuB9Sr.jpg "[DeadFish] Hanamonogatari - 01v3 - 05 - Batch [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_01.49.13_[2015.11.19_11.00.06].jpg")
>>134599488
>I feel like I wasted two hours of my life
>>134599488
He is now a ghost.
Don't you know?
>>134599488
>thinking Monogatari is, in any context, is a waste of time
you know, if you'd all get tattoos it'd be easier to avoid unnecessary interaction with you folks
>>134608306
Wow. That's pretty good music anon, thanks.
>>134599488
Does the fact that Ougiis a girl in the Inverted Worldmean that Araragi is legitimately a transgender individual?
![[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_01.52.18_[2015.12.11_19.30.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YtkS5Dl.jpg "[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_01.52.18_[2015.12.11_19.30.53].jpg")
Tell me about the Nishio.
Why does he cut the hairs?
What are the chances Araragi cheats on Senjougahara?
>>134610798
Nil.
They're probably gonna get married, have kids, get old, and die together. And Araragi is going to love every minute.
>>134610850
I'm not suggesting he breaks up with her, just that he fucks other girls.
>>134610850
They're not going to die together
ragi will live a long time, but not completely alone
>>134610962
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Maybe Araragi will kill himself after crab dies. :^)
>>134610962
But how is he going to fuck Mayoi if he doesn't become a ghost?
>>134610850
Crab will die from old age and natural causes, then Araragi sticks with Hanekawa half a millennia.
Eternity with Shinobu after that.
>>134610962
What? Yes he will die, he's not a vampire anymore since owari vol.3 just a normal human.
Gaen fixed that.
Shinobu on the other hand will probably kills herself when he dies of old age, or destroys the world.
>>134611029
Well, I didn't know about this
wew
>>134611025
Cat has a superhuman lifespan? Where do they even say that?
>>134611063
I don't think that was ever stated, why would you think she does?
>>134611063
He's probably thinking of 9 human lifespans
hana was nice, not as nice as some of the others but nice
the car ride ararararargi gives kanbaru was really meaningful
>>134611029
Gaen restores his connection with Shinobu again, at their request. But we don't know for a fact that he would have a longer lifespan as a part-vampire anyway - it was just speculation.
>>134611029
Oh yeah.
What a fucking twist. Now all the harem is ruined.
>>134611087
I don't, he (>>134611025) does.
I mean, even though she's had a pair of oddities shoved inside of her, she still seems a completely normal human.Just very smart and sexy.
>>134611029
>>134610996
Well, now that's extremely fucking depressing...
>>134611203
>"I like the stars, Keine. They give me an illusion of lasting permanence. If you look closely, they're always flaring up and caving in and going out. But this far away, Keine, this far away I can pretend... I can pretend that things last. I can pretend that lives last, last more than the blink of an eye, last longer than moments. Even galaxies are transient things, aren't they Keine? If you looked long enough you'd seem them as fleeting fireflies that eventually vanish into cold and dust. But from here? From here I can pretend, Keine. I can pretend that what we did, what we had mattered."
Such is the tragedy of the immortal, my friend.
![[Commie] Tsukimonogatari - 04 [BD 720p AAC] [EA3405DB].mkv_snapshot_30.04_[2015.12.11_20.43.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F2zpK1W.jpg "[Commie] Tsukimonogatari - 04 [BD 720p AAC] [EA3405DB].mkv_snapshot_30.04_[2015.12.11_20.43.54].jpg")
How much sex was had?
>>134612274
Crab seems like a power bottom.
>>134612362
A what?
>>134612362
I don't think that term applies to heterosexual relationships.
Rouka's voice was really grating, I don't know why.
>>134599488
>Ougi is a guy
>>134610962
>Churaragi is going to die
Stop these memes, they are fucking annoying.
>>134599536
Good god I never thought long hair Kanbaru-senpai would make me so hard. I'm just mad she's made it to senior year and doesn't have a harem of kouhai bitches at her disposal.
Bake(8/10) > Nise(3/10) > Neko Kuro(6/10) > SS(6/10) > Hana(5/10)
Overall: Dropped
>>134613974
Ｎｏｂｏｄｙ ｃａｒｅｓ
>>134613974
You should have never listened to the fags who said it gets better than Bake, fuccboi.
>>134613974
So you posted in this thread to say you dropped a series? Fuck off.
>>134599488
>>134599488
Wait, did Kaiki actually die in Koimonogatari? I'm pretty sure Kaiki warned the readers/watchers in the beginning that part of the story is fabricated, so maybe him not dying in the end is false?
>>134608207
> But they are both girls
But I poop from there
rouka is the worst girl, completely unknown char gets put into the anime talking to a side character -not araragi- and its impossible to give a shit about her
>>134610605
character development
it was worth watching for the kaiki scene alone
>>134614484
just skip everything rouka related
![[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_01.45.25_[2015.12.11_23.42.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GKb0Z0X.jpg "[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_01.45.25_[2015.12.11_23.42.35].jpg")
Shame she committed suicide.
>>134614078
No, OP just said that. But it's always reassuring to see him, and the fact his scenes and first meeting with Kanbaru went well is always a fantastic thing for his fans.
>>134599488
>>kaiki isn't dead
This alone made it worth to watch it
>>134612763
it means she loves doggy style in the butt
How is Kaiki so fast with insane cardio?
Experience from running away from the swindled?
>>134611388
Being immortal is a "tragedy" I think I could cope with.
>>134617273
Everybody you love will die, continuously.
>>134617346
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