Moshi moshi, /a/ desu?
desu ka*
>>134545283
/a/ here. May I help you?
>>134545283
No this is Patrick
Kyon-kun denwa.
Viva viva
>>134546035
Grammarnazi
>>134545283
Why is there a camera inside a telephone booth?
>>134546878
It's to help track escaped lolis.
>>134545283
Rapist desu.
>>134545283
No, you're not /a/, watashi /a/ desu. You're Komari desu.
>>134545283
You called?
>>134545283
h-hello?
did you were the a naugthy fella that ordered a pizza?
>>134545283
If you call me on my fucking landline again I will fucking end you and report you to your superior