>tfw all you want for Christmas is your waifu
>Celebrating Christmas when you're not a Christian
>tfw all you want for Christmas is a waifu
>>134541416
>having autism
>2016
>waifu
Kill yourself.
>>134541488
But it's not 2016 yet sempai.
>>134541488
It's okay, you'll find someone some day
>>134541452
>trying to fit in with everyone else
>>134541488
She actually is my first waifu. We've just met. We've been fucking like bunnies.
>>134541591
She sounds like a slut.
>>134541640
When you find the one you love, it's okay to get a little slutty with them
>daki won't arrive before Christmas
It hurts.
>>134541764
Why is one so gay and the other such an airhead?
>>134541416
Christmas is a fucking pagan party if anything.
>>134541488
COME ON
>>134541764
Was bought a Yuki Nagato daki' as a gift from my friends. Where the fuck do I get the pillows? Or do I just use regular ones?
>>134541879
Because 9 times out of 10, yuribait ends up being better than actual yuri. Believe in the kissu.
>>134541373
I know that fucking feel. Holidays with her would be to die for.
>>134541373
>you will never unwrap you're waifu
>>134542493
Look for bolster pillows
>>134541416
Cristian have the most days off in any country, even if I was muslin or jap or whatever, I would stil say I am a cristifag just to get free days off from work.
I want my own harem this Christmas.
>>134541373
Not at all, for me it would be enough just to feel happy, not living thinking how to kill myself without failing and ending like a vegetable or leaving a mess to clean for my family, even if it only last for the eve.
I wish they made a daki of Kanako. Extra cushion
of course.
>>134543555
Buy a dakimakura of your waifu and smother yourself to death with it.
>>134542938
God bless you.
>most of you will never hear your waifu singing that all she wants for christmas is you
Feels great to have such a based waifu.
>>134541373
Maybe if I will wish strong enough my daki will transform into living Miku during the night of Christmas Eve :_;
>>134544358
I guess I'm lucky too
>>134541373
Thinking about watching this just for that chick. Does she have much screen time?
>>134544699
She's not the main character, but she does have her arc and a fair bit of screen time
>>134544739
Picked up
>>134542493
>buyfag.moe
Also you can always try local tailor and commission one, I've got my this way. I recommend you to ask for extra filling. My second daki has 3kg IIRC of filling and it's way better than less dense pillows.
>>134541416
>winter solstice rituals are Christian
>>134541373
Where is waifu wednesday? Isn't today Wednesday?
>>134544986
I think it would be best to make it after 3-4 hours.
This was always the best time to create threads.
>>134545149
3-4 hours from now then. I'm counting on you
All I want is a lewd rabbit. Is that really asking so much?
>>134541373
That's a cute bunny
Still below the original one
>>134541373
When did Syaro grow such a huge pair?
>>134541416
Follow jap's lead and celebrate christmasu.
Besides no one considered 'western' can escape being Christian anyways because it's the basis of our society and laws.
>>134544358
ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU ZENBU
>>134549780
ZE-EN-BUUUUU~
>>134541373
You can't get something that isn't real.
Wake up.
>>134550478
>Waifus aren't real
But I suppose God is
>>134550478
but I like my comfort zone, I feel comfortable in there
>>134541488
i'm really getting sick of the kill yourself meme
on one hand people claim it doesn't mean anything
on the other it isn't a punch line, nor is it funny
>>134550730
But if you have an imaginary girlfriend you should seek help.
The anons before you did it as a joke, and if you actually took it seriously, you're so far on the spectrum, you may as well be on the autism event horizon. Just end your life.
I mean, just look at this >>134550611 he related this topic to whether a god exists? How autistic is that? I can only tip my hat in fear of what autism is to come from this black abyss.
>>134541416
>Christmas
>Christian Holiday
>>134550862
Personally, I've let my love turn into devotion, and used it as inspiration to better myself in terms of health and career. She wouldn't respect a slob in poverty after all. End yours first faggot.
>>134549726
>it's the basis of our society and laws
2/10
>>134550980
>inspiration to better myself in terms of health and career
Don't flatter yourself, anyone that has an imaginary friend isn't a sound individual.
>>134550478
What if we don't want the real ones?
>>134551043
>what is Germanic barbarians with no culture to speak of took over Europe with the fall of Rome and all converted to Catholicism, effectively the basis for their civilization
>>134551204
It's not that you don't want the real ones, it's just that they don't want you, so you don't have a choice in the matter, sadly.
>>134551300
I'm actually tall, dark, handsome, and I have a wicked sense of humor. I'd just rather give myself to a 2D waifu because 3D disgusts me. It's not that hard to believe.
>Having Syaro's Chinese Knockoff as your waifu
>>134551195
Don't kid yourself, nobody is completely sound. Every single person on this earth has skeletons in their closet. Every, single, person. I realize it's abnormal. It's also undeniably beneficial and I don't flaunt it to every stranger I see. The key is to keep dysfunctions hidden, and not to burn bridges because of other people's dysfunctions. This is life advice and I hope you take this to heart.
>>134551457
It is hard to believe because we're on 4chan, and on /a/. I'll take your word for it because we're both just two anons who wouldn't lie on the internet.
>>134551543
Will do. But some people are more abnormal than others, to the point where it is extremely visible.
>>134551642
All I'm saying is I'm not a basement dwelling NEET and I'm not overweight or terribly ugly. I could indeed be a normalfag with a normie gf, but I don't want to because I get much more pleasure spending time with cute anime girls doing cute anime things.
>>134551821
You speaking from experience? You still a virgin? I don't think you'd be saying the same if you weren't a virgin. Call me a normie or whatever, but 3d benis is bagina is much more pleasurable.
>>134551992
Not a virgin, unfortunately. It was ok, but I'd much rather fap to 2D. I occasionally try to watch 3D porn, but I can't look at women for more than a few seconds before I go back to H-manga or eroge. Truly disgusting creatures.
My waifu is lewd enough without skimpy ribbons for clothing
>>134541488
Don't worry, I'll do it sooner or later.
>>134552142
I'm genuinely surprised. I'd expect to hear this kind of talk from a basement dwelling twenty-something.
You know what, who cares? Just let people do as they like if they aren't harming themselves or anyone else.
>>134551195
Yet there are thousands, possibly even millions of people who worship an imaginary being, believing that imaginary being will grant their blessings just by asking nicely in an elaborate building. An imaginary friend we keep to ourselves is nothing compared to religion
>>134542940
>you're waifu
>you are waifu
This is an English speaking board anon. Please learn the language before posting.
>>134552352
Greetings, newfag
>>134552352
>being this new
>>134552302
Agreed. 'Tis a sad life to most, but it makes me happy. And that's what love is all about. Cheers.
>>134552352
your dumb go back to scool
>>134552417
Have a nice night, anon. Lots of love.
My life will be perfect
So, how terrible is her anime?
>>134553613
It's okay. Start at like episode 4
>>134552417
Just so you know anon, your aren't alone
>>134541373
>tfw all you want for Christmas is your waifu
For a second I read it "tfw this is all you want from your christmas cake waifu", and was going to reply that Usagi isn't christmas cake.
>>134553474
If you think getting a girlfriend makes your life perfect, think again.
>>134554008
Any reason for that
>>134541373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwP7-VpYtp0
>>134554296
The openings of battle harems are all the same
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2guISxh9Cg
>>134541373
All I want for life is a cute 2d girl
>>134551266
>implying those uncultured christian barbarians didnt base their law off of pagan roman law that roman christians never changed.
Except for the part about feeding christians to lions
>>134554934
What about all those changes to attitudes towards homosexuality, sex in general, and slavery?
Fuck you OP. :^(
>>134542804
I want to believe
I want to believe so bad
>>134554934
>Except for the part about feeding christians to lions
You mean that thing that there's no record of until centuries after the supposed feeding?
>>134555849
And after christianity became the religion of rome*
Missed some words.
>>134541416
>Celebrating the birth of christ when you weren't even around to witness it
fucking newfags
>>134554145
Of course not, friend. 2D cuties aren't just for NEETs. There's enough for all of us.
>>134541488
MODS
>>134555169
We've learned that meme magic is a thing if /tv/'s baneposting is any indicator. If you're still a virgin and over 30, just wish for it with all your heart and it will surely happen.
>>134550977
It is you fat fuck.
>>134541373
>never had a waifu because i always end up shipping every character
No wonder i feel so lonely
>>134557100
You feel lonely because you're too sane to get an imaginary girlfriend?
>tfw waifu not popular enough to have a daki
>tfw I have one of the immensely popular girl from the same show
This is suffering and feels wrong.
>>134557501
Commision a cover design from an artist you like.
>>134541488
>1488
Heil!
>>134557578
I'm kind of new to the scene, any good ones I should consider? Waifu's Nora from Spice and Wolf if that makes a difference.
>inb4 spoonfeeding
>>134557741
I won't be of much help, but there's a few artists I like I could point you at.
Monorus
-Does commisions, and has a very nice, soft artstyle
-Does dakis
-Rarely open for commisions, and in high demand, so you'll have to be on the lookout for a slot
Faustsketcher
-Currently open
-Does dakis and lewds
Usomnus
-Nice art
-I've only seen them on the scene recently, so no idea if they do dakis
Nasoyon
-Extremely nice art
-Does nudes, but not too sure about lewds
-You can ask them about commisions by emailing them through the address on their Tumblr page
Sub-Lewd
-Just recently started doing commisions, but already has all 5 slots filled up
-Does lewds
-They haven't done dakis before that I know of
-Fixed price for character art, but you might be able to negotiate something for a proper daki spread
That's a few to take a look at. I hope it's a good starting point for you.Great taste in waifu. I'll always love Holo more, but Nora's pretty fantastic too.
>>134557741
>somebody has the same waifu as me
m-mah nigga...
>>134541416
>celebrating Yuletide when you have no Germanic ancestry
>>134541373
Usagi is by far best girl of the season.
>>134541488
>ITS 2016 BRUH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE OR DO THIS ANYMORE
>>134541488
>2016
>posting on 4chan
Kill yourself
>>134558786
A pure shepherdess, literally the best of waifus. And I thought I was the only one.
