What makes a true king?
>tfw will never unite the germanic people under one flag
>>134446789
Generally it involves having a bunch of people call you a king.
I complete snob like Gil.
Conviction
Compassion
Self-Awareness
Lacking any of these, they'll either wind up a megalomaniac tyrant or a limp-wristed figurehead.
A big harem
>>134446789
The answer is a nice boat.
>>134446789
he has to be able to get in the god damn robot
being genderflipped
being able for people to have a cheeky wank
Making sure everyone knows you're the king so that some random peasant doesn't go bitching about them not voting for you.
>>134446789
Not being enormous faggots like Gil & Iskander.
