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How do you fight a semen demon?
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How do you fight a semen demon?
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With semen.
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>>134070647

lay back and think of Nippon
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Eggs.
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>>134070647
find someone that hates blood, and just get them to get the first hit in. If it's covered in blood, there's no way any seduction magic could work.
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If a succubus can't be exorcised the traditional answer is to crucify the woman possessed until she starves to death without male seed.
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By purging the flesh from your body. The semen demon's temptations become useless when there's nothing capable of giving in.

However, be warned that this route will cause her to unleash her true form. You are now an object to be destroyed, not a source of semen for her to demon.
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>>134070647
Wizards and White Knights
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>>134070674
Is that a thing in Japan, or is that a uniquely British thing?
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bring down upon them the holy hammer of retribution
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Genuflect, turn 360 degrees and walk away while feeding her a bowl of eggs walking gently.
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>>134071393
When memes go too far
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>>134070647
You start by not bastardising that term you newfag.
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>>134070647
Have your penis engine blessed
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>>134071456
Search for Suzuya on panda.
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>>134071475
Everything you know and love will be bastardized. This is the tragedy of being alive, you have to watch everything around you crumble.
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>>134070647
You don't.
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So are there any actual suggestions or are you fucked by the time she sets her sights on you?
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>>134070844
Underrated post.
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>>134070647
By having a small dick ;_;
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>>134070647
You make her go aegao till she full retard herself
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>>134070647
Obviously.
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>>134070647
My urethra is chaste
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>>134070647
By fighting her womb with your dick
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>>134074653
Ma one token nigga. I came here to post this.
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>>134070647
She's a tiny asian woman just fucking punch her.
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>>134070656
Came here to post this.
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