Watashi wa homeless desu. Can watashi stay at anta house daijobu?
>>134034444
I uh, no- no habla espanol?
This is funnier if you take wordfilters into account.
>>134034444
>Watashi wa
No it's fucking KONICHI FUCKING WA.
>>134034444
Sure desu senpai.
>>134034444
I smiled to be honest desu
>>134034444
Sure I could use the welfare and money from dem program.
sure but you gotta get on dis dik tho
ayyyy
>>134034972
good one fäm
>>134034444
Get in your bunnysuit and I'll let you stay over.
How tight is she senpaitachi?
oh this is that show I was going to watch
>>134034656
Who is Konichi?
>>134034444
Let me see them numbers
>HOLY SHIT BRUH SHES LOADED WITH QUADS
Sure you can stay
>>134035313
Koni-chi desu, sempai!
Ahh, I was trying to think who would be named koni and it reminded me of when I saw this I'm high school
>>134035442
>I'm high school
Do Japanese girls run inside you holding breads in their mouth?
>open door
>see balling loli
>KING CRIMSON!
>I, the emperor, now pay alimony
is this show actually about basketball?
>>134034444
Dosedth little girl
>>134035490
Yes, but ayano prefers puddingu
>>134034444
Is that your only desire, little girl?
Room for one more?
>>134035646
You got rent, or weed, or so much weed we can sell it for rent?
>>134034444
sure if you dont mind anal.
>open the door
>THE WORLD!
>I, Dio, am already back in my room
>>134034444
Of course, but you'll have toteach me how to slam dunkall night long.
>>134034444
The rent will be 1000 headpat sessions.
>>134034444
Come in and let me crack open a child beer for you.
>>134035442
>I'm high school
Nice to meet you, I'm CIA.
>>134035551
Yes, and the cute girls make it actually interesting.
>>134035797
Who's patting and who's being patted?
>>134034569
yo reprobar español?
>>134035816
>>134035738
Dio would be a shit tier roommate
>Fucking dusty crap everywhere
>Curtains always drawn
>Dumbass pet bird keeps swooping your friends when they visit
>Dead bitches strewn about the place that he won't clean up
>Any time you tell the lazy NEET to clean his shit up he just disappears
>>134035646
You can stay in the doghouse
>>134034444
Masaka.
Hekki hekki!
>>134035922
Yeah but at least he'd own up to shit
>"Who left the damn milk out?"
>"It was me, DIO!"
>>134034444
DOMO, Ninja Slayer desu
>AIEEEEEEE
>YEART
>BAKANA
>YEART
>NINJA KOROSUBESHI
>SATSUBATSU
>KIRISUTE...
>GOMEN
>FURINKAZAN
>CHADO
>SOSHTE
>FURINKAZAN
>YEEEEEEEART
>WASSHOI
>SAYONARA
>>134036440
Ninja Slayer was a great ride
>>134035922
Doesn't sound much different from your average /a/non, actually.
>>134034444
b-b-boku no tenshi
>>134034444
Sure, make yourself at home.
>>134034444
You got shot if it weren't your quads. Now get in.
>>134035871
ser imposible
>>134034444
Is /a/ getting raided by s4s today ?
>>134035855
It doesn't really matter. She can headpat me, I can headpat her.
>>134035825
He wasn't alone
>>134037969
You don't get to bring friends.
We never have proper loliball threads these days.
>>134034606
Underrated
>>134034444
I have a nice dun... err.. room waiting just for you.
>>134038053
Ahmen to thar
>>134038268
>Multiple rooms
Check out Mr "I know who my Dad is"
>>134037626
>"I know who my Dad is"
Where is the hair clip?!
>>134038635
>Clip
That's clearly a magazine
