Characters you identify with
>>133979099
>identifying with a homosexual autist
>>133979099
>>133979099
>anime pariston
Fucking kill yourself
>>133979195
He's not an autist, he's a sociopath.
kumagawa
>>133979341
>>133979099
Oh, you want to know who's me? Who's *just* *like* *me*?
Allow me to introduce you to Shiba Tatsuya, the deustagonist of noted Japanese literary work 'The Irregular in Magic High School'. For those who don't know about Tatsuya, allow me to enlighten you (spoilers ahead):
>He's the real heir to one of the most secretly powerful families in Japan. But he changes his name to blend with the common folk just so he can keep it real.
>He's a weed who mows down blooms just because he doesn't like the cut of their jib.
>He's a master inventor/physicist/engineer, but chooses to publish anonymously because the Nobel Prize would bore him.
>He can wipe out the entire countries with minor preparation but is still respectful of his superior officers.
>When a woman dances with him, her life is complete and if there's a second dance, she's likely to end up pregnant with triplets by the end of the song -- siblings are not exempt.
>He can directly convert matter to energy and fuck you the mc^2 up.
>He knows more ninjitsu than every Kishimoto character combined.
>If he could cry, his tears would be 1959 Dom Pérignon Rosé.
Okay, got all of that? Do you get my drift? Are you sure? If so, look behind Tatsuya's left arm. See that guy shamelessly browsing the fashion mags in a sad attempt to get it together?
That's me.
>>133979099
>>133979099
I'm actually edgy as fuck irl
>>133979634
>>133979634
kek'd
>>133979634
This is literally me
>>133980016
I knew you were still in high school.
>>133979634
>>133979099
I baked you a cake /a/nons
>>133980016
Fuck off, Sakamoto ain't no pleb
>>133979634
This copypasta must be made al dente by the finest of chefs.
>>133979634
perfectly cooked and buttered.
>>133979099
>>133979634
Stored in the fridge for future consumption.
Yes, whatever is going through your mind because of this is possibly true.
>>133979634
Please don't be pasta.
>>133980335
I want to fuck you
The guy on the far right.
>Nobody knows who he is or why he is there.
>He just exists.
Literally me.
People ask me why I drink so much at University.
>>133979099
>annoying guy nobody likes
>>133979634
Thanks for this, anon.
>>133981693
who?
Punished chaika
>>133979099
>>133980470
So you are one of our every day run of the mil politician.
>>133979375
>anime pariston
>implying there's a difference
why are mangafags so entitled
yadda yadda wicked sense of humor
Misaki is just like me.Hopeless, pessimistic and completely devoid of any value
>>133986115
Just don't tell the party.
>>133980470
You've been hit in the head with a rock?
>>133986214
Anime Pariston is ugly.
>>133979634
>If he could cry, his tears would be 1959 Dom Pérignon Rosé.
Thanks anon
>>133989732
>being a cuc k
Happier than you
>>133979099
Literally me before I was on thyroid medication.
>>133984356
>A Girl Abandoned by her Nation
I want Ougi-chan to relentlessly criticize all my actions and the actions of everyone around me so that I know that there is true justice in the world.
but there's no cute girl
Before anything nice happens to him
Minus the scar and firebending
>Always lost in life
>always outshined by others even though he himself is pretty great
>Always manages to fuck up being good
>can't please parents no matter what i do
>Dads a hardass
>Mum is a softie
literly all of /a/
>Left comfort of home to explore a new place
>My best friend died during this period
>Now wandering, helping others when possible
Not sure how I feel about this. His birthday just past.
literallymost people on /a/
This is me.
>>133979634
Thank you for the top kek
Fookin computer 24/7
the only right answer on this board
>>133979099
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>133979634
I feel like youve been preparing this for a while
Literally me
literally me
The general awkwardness and autism, combined with only being good at one particular thing (which is completely unmarketable).
>>133995311
Don't fuck her