Who is the sexiest 2hu?
>>133972005
Cirno
>>133972088
>>133972088
Not with those meatbags
>>133972005
You posted her.
>>133972787
>>133972967
Tenshi is literally an angel so it's only natural she would be the sexiest.
My vote goes for Komachi even though Tenshi is close second.
Meido-san
>>133972005
That's a tough one.
Meiling is one of my favorites. Though, I'm into fit girls that do martial arts/sports.
I dont know when she won me over
Cocks~
>>133972005
All of them.
>>133973501
She's my favorite and the cutest, but I wouldn't call her the sexiest.
Yukari
>>133972005
Only one, number one
http://exhentai.org/s/d5973ef3ad/754676-6
KANCOLLE HIJACK
>>133973448
>>133973537
Izayoi-san is my role model and dear senpai, I would never have a sexual thought about her.
I fap to Satori the most so Satori
>>133973727
It's okay anon, you tried.
why do they all have a silly headpiece and bloomers?
Yukari
I've fapped to that Patchy doujin many many times though.
Depends on your fetishes, really. For example, I really like Yuuka, but only when she's a sub, cause I get off on seeing dominant girls being forced to submit.
The two best girls.
>>133973840
>silly headpiece
If she does not have a hat, she will die.
>>133972878
this, small breasts are best
>>133972005
>>133972954
FATCHOULI TIEM
>all these wrong answers
>>133974006
Youmu is sexy both as a girl and as a shota.
>>133974006
FUCK OFF YCAKE
>>133974128
>>133973727
What's this? A hijack for ants?
How can so many people fail to correctly answer a question this simple?.
Well that's an easy one
>>133974356
Because they have shit taste, anon
>>133972005
I'm going to have to go with the slug this time.
Your mom.
Right here motherfuckers.
>>133974356
>>133973909
I could name a few 2hus without hats.
>>133975146
Kaguya doesn't count because immortality. Can't think of any others.
>>133975266
Most of the modern 2hus don't have hats, particularly the Underground folk.
>>133975266
That's because you're a secondary.
>>133975266
How about this one, the sweetest and kindest 2hou of them all?
She technically owns a hat and wears it every night.
>>133975405
hair ornaments gotta count as something
theres only a handful that technically have nothing on or around their hair at all
Sanae is a good girl..... In many ways.
>>133975682
>>133975682
Derp forgot the picture.
2hu feet.
>>133975405
Hairpieces and ears count for the sake of the joke.
>>133975407
>implying being a secondary has anything to do with remembering the characters
I'll have you know that I 1cc'd Perfect Cherry Blossom on Easy and it only took me a dozen tries.
>>133975569
Still counts, especially since her first appearance in PC-98 had one.
>>133975764
>Still counts, especially since her first appearance in PC-98 had one.
Exactly, that what I mean by "wears it every night"
>Easy
I honestly don't know whats worse, being a secondary or playing on easy mode.
>>133975097
FATFUCK
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>>133973448
>yumeko
sure she is
>>133975826
>>133975810
Just to ease your mind, I haven't played Easy Modo in years.
>>133972005
fatty
Kagerou
More important question: which 2hu has the best butt?
>>133975810
being a secondary is worse, at least the easy-modo are trying
>>133972005
>2hu
>in /a/
>waifufaggority
why the mods aren't deleting this yet?
is a thread testing because hiyo or the ruby /co/f /co/f manga?
or the daily-thread of boats?
>capcha: ships
>>133976061
Posters are only as good as the board.
>>133976083
>/jp/ussies are the same ones that /a/nons
Isn't a surprise, really
Fatchouli is the worst meme, kill yourself.
>>133974356
>>133974420
>>133975142
You are gentlemen of great taste, anons.
Remilia a best.
Patchouli is great too, but Remilia is just perfect.
>>133976264
But what about true best girl?
>>133976226
hmm, not sure how I feel bout this one.
>>133972005
Took me 30 minutes but I found it. Thanks for presenting me with such bless, anon. That doujin is perfect.
>>133976301
She was ruined by old memes. The lack of lore doesn't help either.
>>133976134
/jp/ split from /a/, so it isn't surprising that there are /a/nons that like Touhou.
>>133976264
>>133976301
>any SDM
>not shit
>>133976301
>sticking dick in crazy
>>133976325
>2015
>hasn't already read all Touhou doujins
What are you doing with your life, anon?
>>133976357
>fran is churazee
get lost with your secondary shit
>>133976301
Flandre is okay, but nowhere near as great as her sister.
She looks just as great as Remilia, but Remi wins in personality.
>>133976386
Smoking too much weed.
>>133976403
That's what the lore made me believe, sorry. I'm not really that much into 2hu.
>>133976325
>that part when she squeeze his testicles
came buckets
>/v/, /a/,/qa/
What other boards have hidden 2hu threads?
>>133976226
DAMN YOHANE!
I think I read one where this one chick brings this other chick back from the dead then fucks her. The she puts this sticker on her 4head with moonrunes on it. Then she becomes this zombie and is sent out and she bites off the dicks of the other futa Touhou characters. Then it ends with all the zombified dickless Touhou characters stumbling their way to the one chick at her house as she sips tea.
>>133976463
[s4s], /c/, /tg/ rarely, I'm not sure if/trash/and /u/ too
>>133976430
>no reading certains ones while smoking weed
>>133976719
Why is she such a fatty?
>>133972088
>>133972878
>>133972967
excelent and refined taste
>>133974006
>>133974391
who allowed this monstruosity here?
Marisa of course
I want to fuck her 'till my dick falls off.
I thought I was on /jp/ for a moment.
>>133976788
No one cares.
>>133972005
Itou life's works would be top-tier if there was no ball-squeezing. Nothing kills the mood like crushed balls.
Sakuya.
I want to do evil things.
>>133972878
flat is justice
Byakuren.
Yukari
Yuuka.
Yuyuko.
>>133976956
What's she being fed? What's covering her face?
This will never be scanned
>>133977059
>implying anyone would fap to old maids.
>>133972878
I know nothing about 2hu. What other perflat characters are there?
>>133977059
FUCK DAMMIT.
>>133976897
>not liking ball-squeezing
that's the point of Itou life's works
>>133977033
yogurt
>>133977103
Reach down and squeeze your balls. Tell me how great it is.
>>133977086
If you go by ZUN art, literally all of them.
>>133977059
Kill me pls
>>133977103
I thought the whole point was being told I was a good boy and being cuddled
>>133977059
Man, I'm sadder none of the Idoridori books were even noticed, let alone scanned
>>133972005
>>133977157
Is ZUN's art lewd?
>>133977285
>Tewi with tits
I don't know how to feel about this
>>133977144
That's the girl's job anon
>>133977221
well, that point too
>>133977356
Posting the True Best Touhou
>>133977372
What, you aren't a little girl?
>>133977335
>>133977419
I got you covered
>>133977335
The lewdest
>>133977461
muh dick
>>133977419
>>133977534
Why not both?
>>133977569
muh dik
Momiji-chan a besthou
>>133977569
Wow, I hadn't realized how long Chen's nails are. Dang, she got some claws. I guess it makes sense though.
Waifu
Best2hu
>>133977686
Check out Mystia's bird feet hands
>>133977461
>>133977569
I don't think I can fap to this, anons. Why do most artists add cowtits to the 2hus?
>>133977569
His art was at its best on th9.
Those little details on the clothes are incredible.
>>133977759
Because since all of ZUN's art is flat-chested, any girl that shows even a hint of a bust gets hit with cowtits in fanart.
>>133977759
Why do most artists add cowtits to everyone?
It's one of the more common fetishes.Modest chest best chest.
>>133976956
This makes me erect.
>>133972088
Hatate is a very ripe tengu
>>133977989
>>133977989
Nice 9
Reminder that Yuuka is the kindest and sweetest and most compassionate 2hou.
>>133978044
>>133978076
She is also the sleepiest 2hou.
>>133978087
nʞɐɾouɐɯɐ
>>133978209
I've only played some of the games. All the 2hus seem like violent psychopaths. They talk about eating humans, killing each other, etc. How do I deal with the cognitive dissonance of admiring the cuteness of irredeemable monsters?
I have fapped most to Marisa and Sakuya
>>133978277
>>133973537
>>133978271
By realizing that humans do the same thing
This thread needs more Oni.
>only one mention of Yuyukomy waifu
>>133972005
Good taste anon, my 2nd best. USC will always be my waifu
>>133978326
>Youkai are actually good guys
>Humans are the real monsters
>>133974391
I want to put it in
>>133977792
second this so much, especially the endings art
>>133978271
Well, they all are.
Except Yuuka, she is kind and would never hurt a soul.Unless they're Makai scum.
>>133978124
>the sleepiest 2hou
That would be Yukari.
Posting real best.
>>133978334
>>133978422
But does Yukari have a snazzy nightcap?
>>133978422
and doremy
>>133978353
Lewd onis
>>133978271
By taking the dialogue with a grain of salt. Touhou contains a lot of jokes and references, so you shouldn't take everything a character says at face value. Odds are it's probably a joke lost in translation. Really, Touhou is one of those series that's very open to interpretation, and if something doesn't gel with your picture of it, most of the time you can ignore it without too many problems unless it's a major part of the lore.
>>133978459
>>133978386
U S AOne of the few 2hus who can get any chest size and look sexy
>>133978465
You best be dreaming about me, motherfucker
>>133978471
LLS yuuka best yuuka
post genderswap touhou
>>133978480
Good meaty baku
>>133978515
Sleepytime Yuuka > Genocide Yuuka > Flower Girl Yuuka > Serious Yuuka
At least one of these.
>>133978494
true enough, you only need see the dialoge of flandre or yuuka
>>133978564
Thick is best. THICK
>>133978511
>>133978564
>>133978566
where kioh gotoh yuuka (the winged one)?
>>133978422
I want to literally sleep with Yukari.
>>133978173
She's top tier everythingOr should I say bottom-tier
>>133978007
Very ripe SLUT
>>133978699
>99
http://strawpoll.me/6102306
Is there a worse fanbase, even including MLP, for anything than Touhou?
>consists almost entirely of weebs
>all are werid perverts
>all claim to be fans but maybe 10% have even played the games, let alone beaten a single one
>ignorant fans are actually proud of it
>insufferable weebs
>worst posters on 4chan, even worse than me
/jp/ is a containment board for your ilk in the same way /mlp/ is
>>133977461
>those legs
Dear god ZUN, thank god you got a wife to keep your libido in check, now I can focus on the bullest in my skittles simulator 2015
>>133978802
How can you be a fan of something you don't play?
is suzuya a useless little boat, only good for her sex appeal?
>>133978802
good blog post. I read every word you wrote.
>>133978802
Is there a worse fanbase, even including MLP, for anything than anime fans?
>consists almost entirely of weebs
>all are werid perverts
>all claim to be fans but maybe 10% have even watched anything more than entry level shit, let alone evangelion
>ignorant fans are actually proud of it
>insufferable weebs
>worst posters on 4chan, even worse than me
/a/ is a containment board for your ilk in the same way /mlp/ is
>>133978802
FUCK off
>>133978802
>Lookin
Stopped reading there
Anyone know why or when 〇９ got disabled from posting? I still remember being able to use it on baka day.
>>133977685
awoo~
>>133978700
>yfw Reimu is a slav
It all makes sense now
>>133978911
slav spanking
>Not sticking your dick in NUCLEAR
>>133978911
REMOVE YOUKAI remove youkai
>>133978953
>>133978950
Best burd
>>133978950
Okuu is for head pats and cuddling
>>133978950
>O-ohhh oh god Okuu, I'm gonna cu- I'm gonna cum!
>My dick's gonna explode like the nuclear bombs dropped on the sovereign nation of Japan~~!!!!!
The doujins literally write themselves.
Is this thread here because of RWGY fags?
>>133978747
In this moment, the /v/ one
>>133979020
Who?psot more 2hu
>>133978950
CAUTION!!
CAUTION!!
>>133978950
http://exhentai.org/g/784274/3520766c01/
>>133978825
that is called being a secondary, and yes, in touhou is common
>>133978802
the ZUN portrait in your pic is incorrect
>>133979058
Sadist Yuuka is by far the most retarded secondary depiction, even beating "retarded Cirno" and "churazee Fran".
Sure, Yuuka might enjoy Genocide and senseless slaughter, it may well be a fun and entertaining game, but she's perfectly civil and kind.
She would never hurt anyone, really.
>>133978882
The sad part is that this is actually true out there.
I'm glad /a/ is the way it is.
>>133974532
>30fps
shit nigger, what are you doing?
>>133979058
ok
https://a.uguu.se/kxtngj_cirno999.flv
>>133979160
>anyone that even molest her
and blame the Akyuu article for this, but it's true that she have a chuuny side
I like Iku
http://exhentai.org/g/852088/4ea267b263/
>>133979268
>Doesn't embed
Come on
the one who can win against cock
>>133979295
To be honest, lovy dovy pregnant h is kind of my fetish, which is kind of disgusting...
>>133979248
He just told you.
your mom
>>133978882
>>133979362
Absolutely disgusting
>>133979422
>Karochii
>>133979423
Anon I wasjoking
4chan is an japanese imageboard and I'm of the opinion that we nuke all non-japanese related boards off this website.
>>133979300
Kek.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>133979581
O-oh.Can we keep /g/?
>>133979590
>Microsoft sponsoring low-end memes
Why am I not surprised?
>>133976325
>30 minutes
>title is in kana
You are a shame to /jp/fags.
>>133979643
Some of the best tech companies in the world are based in Japan. That's good enough for me.
>>133979643
Don't get me wrong, I don't hate every non-jap board with a passion or anything but if we got rid of them this website would be better.
which 2hu has the besttummy
>>133972005
Either Meiling or Aya
Reimu has gotten fat !
will there be anything better than this? http://exhentai.org/g/852074/a743fb689a/
>>133979737
>>133979737
>>133972005
I am quite partial to local wolf girl.
>>133979778
>double anal
>piercing
>spanking
>scat
No fucking thanks
Which pregnant 2hu's belly would you like to rub your face against?
gotta love falseflagging.
>>133979825
faget
>tfw my thread is a success
thanks anons
>>133979893
Thank you for raising awareness of Itou Life. He is god and makes top tier covers too
>>133979825
shit taste.
>>133979300
Sorry Cirno, too big for jii.
>/jp/ is back
Please save /a/.
>>133979928
technically it wouldn't be shit taste anon kun
>>133974356
>not best in her own game
>not best in her own mansion
>not best in her own family
>not even best undead
>sexiest
>>133979949
I have an intense desire to love a toohoo, but I don't know how. Please help me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhCPsOGpovE
