Why is a first time between virgins always so hot and arousing?
>>133962423
>Things That Never Happened: The Post
This blog sucks. Downvoted.You're right though, sex is overrated and not worth the time and effort.
>>133962423
NICE BLOG
>>133961574
What manga is that?
Reverse search shows nothing and archive is dead so can't even search archive.
>>133962700
I dunnot what it's about-face the door and leave.
>>133962423
You're a natural? amazing.
Aren't you interested in becomming the greatest fucker in the world?
Wouldn't it be cool to have girls cum just from getting close to you
>ripping resize
fucking hitomi la fuck your shit
>>133962423
downvoted
>>133962700
I would help you if it does true. But apparently, you're lying so
no.
>>133961574
>Saber's and Shirou's first time
>>133962887
Sauce is already posted ITT, so no need to. But yeah, I also got source.
>>133962700
Open the image in a new tab, then google-search that image, not the fucking thumblnail you stupid fuckking nigger.
>>133962423
Your blog reminds me of my first time too.
Upvoted for visibility.
>>133962423
>That reminds me of my first time.
Fuck off normalfag.
>>133962663
translation fucking when
>>133962716
Very subtle
>>133962423
>That reminds me of my first time.
>>133962423
Is this the bird of a brand new meme?
>>133962423
>Having had his first time
You dont belong on /a/.
>>133961574
>That hair
>All that clumsiness
instant favorite
>>133961574
Is this Spirit Circle?
>>133962423
>normalfag
>>133962423
Which VN protagonist are you supposed to be? They're all pretty generic at this point.
>>133962423
>Having sex with a 3DPD
>falling for pasta
>>133962423
Sure thing, bruh.
>>133962423
Everyone's calling bullshit, but I actually had like the exact same experience.
>>133962423
Even if this was true, you do know she was lying and faking it to make you feel better because you were a virgin, right?
>>133962423
good for you my friend congratulation
>>133962423
are you me, minus always cumming
>>133961574
>Virgins
>First time
>Hot and arousing
Well I guess that shows you're a virgin OP. Virgins are fucking awful in bed, it's awkward and plain bad, the girl always ends up in pain after doing it and the guy fucks like a rabbit and cums in 1 minute too.
Virgins shouldn't talk about sex OP, I'd say you experiment what sex is before talking.
>>133965977
>Well I guess that shows you're a virgin OP
>>133965977
Who the fuck are you and why are you here?
>>133965977
Nice blog but its trur sex is overrated and best after blue balling for a while
Ignore the pretend virgin shitters hating on healthy couples
IF anything normies have less sex than a fapper addicted to doujins or easy material that can be found on the net
>>133966126
>He thinks you need to be a virgin to shitpost about anime
>>133966801
>2015
>losing your virginity to 3dpd
what would your waifu say, anon?
>>133962663
Too bad I can't find this kind of entertainment where I live.
I can't masturbate to this
>>133961574
where i can find similar works? loved the storytelling.
>>133961574
have been bothering me since i read it
>>133968191
Now that I think about it, the faces at the bottom look rather familiar. Does the artist do any non-H works?
>>133968130
>Literally didn't realire she already put it in her mouth
cutfags everybody.
>>133968357
No, I'm a white aryan male, not cut. I'm telling you, blowjobs don't feel like anything until she starts sucking like crazy or gets the tongue involved.
>>133962663
sauce?
Is it by the same artist as Tsugumomo?
>>133962423
all my keks belong to you now good sir
>>133968318
Kinda reminds me of Kumichou
>>133965245
yeah same here. I dont quite see how someone can come within a minute or sth like that. Use the deathgrip and its allright. Didnt even cum from sex ONCE in my first relationship.
best thread on /a/ right now
>all these posters bashing the pasta but slipping in that they had sex too
You are no better. No, I don't care whether you had sex or not but you just don't talk about it on /a/. You don't mention it. Just fuck off back to reddit.
>>133965977
lol no
There is no difference between a Virgin and a non Virgin.
Just like you don't magically get more mature with age.
Some people aren't retarded idiots and some are. That's the difference.
>>133961574
Probably because they both thing sex is magic.
>>133962423
Subscribed ;)
>>133970693
>She raped me
>I trusted like a mad
Anon..
>>133962423
10/10
>>133970693
Anon, please stop with your lies and delusions. We all know none of that shit happened, so stop trying so hard in convincing us. Also, check your fucking spelling, it's horrendous.
>>133962423
like bags of sand
>>133962423
>deathgrip
A what?
>>133972412
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>>133972412
Basically, you fap so much that you are the only one to make yourself able to cum anymore. It's actually a real thing.
Source: I have a girlfriend and only could control it better when I stopped fapping for a few months and did sex only.
>>133972529
So basically if i can't orgasm that's a deathgrip?
>>133972634
Others can't make you orgasm. You can still jack off to not make her feel bad. But you basically got it right.
>>133972529
It's not how much you fap, but rather HOW you fap. It's from when you get desensitized from always fapping with a firm hard grip, hence the name.
>>133962663
On another note, their hair is fucking fantastic.
>>133972688
Almost every uncutfag faps with a pretty firm hard grip, I didn't consider the rest because they are sub human.
>>133972653
Does edging involve this?
>>133968130
Honestly, I didn't know what a good blowjob was until a guy sucked me-off. Buckets.
>>133972688
What kind of "firm" are we talking about here?
This is all reminding me of my first time.
I was walking down the street when I came across a backalley crack whore. She offered to blow me for 10 bucks and I said sure.
She pulled my pants down and the mere feeling of her hand brushing against my dick through my underwear made me cum. I started stammering and apologizing but she just pulled out a knife and told me to give me all my money. I tried to pull out my wallet but because my shoelaces were untied I tripped and wound up falling right ontop of her with a hand on her boob harem MC style. I was so embarassed I started crying, my stomach started acting up and I started farting uncontrollably and pissing myself. And in the mad scramble to get away from me she spread her legs a bit and my limp dick hanging out of my underwear briefly brushed up against the exposed edge of her pussy. She started running away. I screamed for her to come back and asked her to marry me but she ignored me.
But at least I saved those 10 bucks.
>>133972766
Usually when you edge you force yourself to be just before cumming a lot of times and therefore try to achieve the sensation pretty quick - which means you death grip your dick to be able to (almost) cum. So I guess yes but it depends on how you do it.
>>133965977
We're talking about ero manga, not real life, dummy.
It's completely unrelated
>>133973112
pls be pasta
>>133973236
Is it curable? My dick can recover right?
>>133973315
Yeah, you just need to stop fapping for a while. It's a good advice in general to just not fap for two weeks or even more every once in a while, it will make it much better for the next half year.
>>133973079
Sex is gay anon
Stay pure for you're waifu
>>133973344
Wow that is shit
is ti?
That reminds me of my first time.
Ho wait.
Why is this thread still here?
Goddamn.
Thanks for the information about the death grip. I never heard of that before
>>133973499
Yamada?
>>133961574
What an absolutely shitty hentai. I was at half-mast the whole time.
>>133962423
>>133965245
>>133965977
>>133966463
>>133967974
>>133968130
>>133968851
>>133970693
>>133971604
>>133973112
>you now realize what kind of faggots you share your board with
I wonder if pretending to not have seen this disgrace would worth it or I should start searching for a better place.
>>133962951
Not him but..
>>133974935
just go to exh and type "english virgin"
>>133973385
HAHA WHAT A FAGGOT
>>133974935
http://exhentai.org/g/876489/3ce7267620/
make sure to thank me you faglord
>>133974935
About-Face
>>133974935
You searched the thumbnail dumbfuck
>>133974935
See
>>133974035
You're in for disappointment
>>133975038
I did the same thing on my laptop with the image in a new tab.
>>133975021
>>133974969
Thanks.
>>133974935
Rule of thumb here newfag : if it looks like it's porn , is posted on /a/, and you haven't fapped to it yet, it's probably one of the most recent hentai/doujin on sadpanda.
>>133975137
>using exhentai when it's content is 99% the same as e-hentai
>>133970693
So your secret is she wasn't 2D?
I remember I went in to work once after not having bathed for 3 days. I smelled rank. Some girl that I guess was attractive started smelling me, saying I smelled pretty good. I then proceeded to tell her the truth. She kept smelling me. Fucking weird man. And it's not like this is the only time this has happened, nor the only 3DPD to do so. People have no concept of personal space
unvirgins fuck off onegai
>>133975212
I use e-hentai too, but in this context whatever apply to ex apply to it too so I usually don't make the distinction.
>>133975212
>he cannot get past the crying bear
>>133975337
I unironically posted on the forums, so I have an account and the extension to auto login. It's not worth it.
>>133974574
My first time wasn't awful.
I told her I was a virgin, she gave me the best ride of my life.
Fair trade if you ask me.
As someone who has never masturbated or even tried to have sex, this thread is quite strange with everyone using terms like edging and deathgrip.
When will you save yourself from the dirty path and find true joy in life, anons?
>>133975551
I can no longer be a lich.
I'm fine with wizard though, they're cool.
>>133975337
I use g-e because I honestly never figured out nor cared about having to log everytime I want a fap becauseI'm too paranoid than someone might use my PC when I'm away and exclusively fap in incognito mode
>>133962423
lel
>>133962423
>>133975606
what's the issue with that?
let the guy fap.
>>133975606
>mfw my fathers comes home every week and and every time you type a letter in the search bar exhentai shows up
He probably faps to loli too
>>133975551
Did you reach the new heights?
>>133975551
You told me there will be magic powers, /a/.
Fuck you all, I believed you!
>>133976697
Maybe you specialized in dispelling so you cannot notice the effects.
>>133973112
capped for future reference
>>133976732
>specialize in anti-magic
>you actively dispel any magic around you
Go hunt for magical girls! They will be helpless normal girls within your zone of influence!
>>133970693
Sick story my man
Reminds me of a few months ago, it was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tsukasa. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Tsukasa called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari?s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I?m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I?m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says ?harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn?t disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
>>133976976
>daily 32 hour workout
This is the best part
>>133977011
The grammar actually seems to be the best part.
>>133973385
typical /a/non
>>133977503
>/a/non
Are you fucking blind you /v/ermin? It's obviously /v/
>>133977552
>red board
>/v/
>>133977653
>changing board styles
The reaction images point to /v/ though.
>>133977694
It's /r9k/, he says robots somewhere in there.
>>133970693
>she raped me
nice blog, tumblrcan mods please ban this faggot?
>>133972688
Its true, haven't come from a bj in almost a year
>>133977011
Nah best part is.
>SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo
>I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari?s have top notch brakes
> she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti
>>133970693
>Yeah, she basically raped me, and I liked it.
>>133970693
You can't rape the willing.
>>133963545
A-anon...are you saying I can sex 2D?
Cause most 3DPD chicks are dead fish.
Shit sux.
I was a virgin till 23 becauselol self hating because I didn't realise I was a tranny
I fell in love with his dick. It was velvety hard heaven, in suckable form.
>all these people ITT who said they can't get their dick hard
I mean really? Are you that low test? Looking at a girl who's almost naked let alone touching you and making out with you should be more than enough to get you rock hard.
Gonna be a wizard next year, tell me which spec I should choose.
>>133978149
He was clearly talking about his magic penis.
My first time was disgraceful. I came while putting the condom. :(
Modern /a/ is fucking trash.
Kill yourself you fucking disgusting normalfags.
>>133981001
conjuration or transmutation. Although illusion or enchantment schools might be great as well.
>First panel
The /a/ virgins in this thread
>Third panel
This anon >>133962423
>>133982017
>this pathetic samefag
>>133973385
What a fucking faggot.
>>133973385
Holy shit my sides. How has this thread avoided the mods anyway?
>>133986039
Mods too busy taking care of the RWBY thread.
>>133986039
Even they need some amusement sometimes.
because it's something you or I haven't experienced
>>133986732
Fuck off with your blogging garbage you piece of shit normalfags.
Holy shit, this was so cute and realistic
Any other h as good as this one (I can't remember anything better)
>>133988008
sauce?
>>133988506
>>133988506
At least take your trip off before you go asking for sauce after it's already been given in the thread.
>>133981001
Illusion for maximum casting your gaze upon the abyss of eternity.
>>133988635
I thought it would be funny.
>>133989069
There are ways to cause laughter other than getting people to laugh at you, you know.
>>133989352
Fair point. I guess I'm just used to it by now.
>>133968191
ok pet peeve of google image search... I could find sauce on this pic but not the original (am not that saucefag) but seriously... what the shit?
The first time I did it, well let's just say experience made it more fun in later times.
Also trying with different body types is great.
Well, /a/ seems kinda frustrated about people having sex.
Me too.
That's cute.
>>133992221
Yup, you haven't lived until you eaten out.
>>133962700
The first time was awesome, so I agree with OP
>>133975606
Why use exhentai? The link is still in history.
>>133988008
Ask your best friend Google-kun
