These two beauties are now your girlfriends.
They will live with you and help fulfill your dream in save way.
Not mention a lot hot nights which awaits you.
So why you still hating Sunny Day.
What?
>>133882900
Some fantasy world you live it. But it's time to wake up.
>>133882900
No thanks. I mean, thanks for the offer but I kinda prefer REAL WOMEN. I don't like kids you know?
So yeah, thanks but no thanks.
>>133882900
>your
>you
>your
>you
But I'm not Shirou.
>>133883923
>not self inserting
>>133883923
>Not self-inserting in the character made for self-insertion
I know /a/ has some retards but c'mon.
>>133883947
Pretty hard to self insert as Shirou. I don't care how many times Nasu repeats his backstory in the VN, I struggle to empathize with that, or see it as anything but chuuni melodrama, because it's so far out of my field of reference. Maybe the Japanese can relate to it more easily because of their history.
>>133883947
Only time I'm self inserting into a TM protagonist is when I'm fantasizing about Aoko.
>>133882900
You can't have two girlfriends. That's not how that works.
>>133883976
>Muh Shirou is not a self insert
Nice try faggot. He's a huge self insert, he's made for that.
>>133883947
>>133883964
I'm not much of a fatefag, but I spent all of UBW noticing what a complete retard Shirou was. Could've had things over with much quicker if he's just made more logical decisions.
I feel that a self insert character should more intelligent, nihilistic, and perhaps carry a... wicked sense of humour.
>>133882900
>girlfriends
But I want a boyfriend.
>>133884088
>Could've had things over with much quicker if he's just made more logical decisions.
You're right, but not for the reason you think.
>>133884088
Except Shirou all the time does logical decisions, he thinks and overthinks about what he's about to do and that's why he survives most of the time?
>>133884029
Calm down friend. You just misinterpret. I'm not even trying to argue that he wasn't indented as a self insert character. I don't doubt that for a second. I'm saying he's a self insert character that I struggle to utilize, for the reasons I gave.
>>133883947
>selfinserting as a mentally damaged ginger
>>133884140
Only in the VN, though.
>>133884194
>Not self inserting as THAT nice guy that helps everyone
>Not self inserting as the guy who for no fucking reason asides from fucking jumping has THE HOTTEST girls EVER on his dick
Seriously both Rin and Sakura are said to be incredibly beautiful and bla bla bla bla bla just to prove a point that self-insert is so great he can get the two most beautiful girls in school!.
>Not self inserting as the special snowflake that can create cool swords and even some sort of chunni as fuck world where he has unilimited swords to spam and kill everyone
>not self inserting as the anti-ntr guy that swordfucks some arrogant blonde foreigner prick that came to take his woman
You're not even trying fuckface.
>>133883747
Choosing life which you spend in the kitchen daily preparing food for two sluts which teach you nothing, knowing that you never reach your dream or anything else. Not mention that it will take a very long time before Sakura finally allows you lay hand on Rider.
Not choosing life which you spend with two girls that teach you lot about fight and magic and help you fulfill your dream without any remorse. Not mention that a lot threesome nights are guaranteed and also periodically required.
Why would do that, Anon? Do really love Sakura so much?
>>133885028
>Choosing life which you spend in the kitchen daily preparing food for two sluts
For starters, Sakura will practically fight you if you don't let her cook for you
>not self inserting as Rin
Anons, please
Saber and Rin are both pretty lame. What are you gonna talk about all day? I guess at least Rin could talk about magic, but whenever she does that she is so condescending and irritatingly proud that it just rubs me the wrong way. Aside from that, both are boring and contribute nothing of value to a conversation.
>>133882900
They're not the Aozaki sisters. Someone else can have them. I try not to weigh myself down with shit.
TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>>133882900
I would be totally okay with this if Saber wasn't a genderbent King Arthur. Fucking Nasu should have let you have the real deal to bro around with, and just made Saber the fairy spirit of Excalibur or some shit. Sure would help push the lily and alter versions of her too.
>>133883947
Who the fuck wants to self insert as Shirou
>>133885068
Wanting leave your woman to fight instead of you.
How much feministic you can become, dear Anon?
>>133882900
>Not Luvia
>Not Medea
It's shit.
>>133885388
What
>>133883978
mahoyo completely translated in 20 years
>>133885409
>wanting to fuck a forklift and pedo maniac
>>133885290
Double teaming Rin with bro Arthur would be amazing.
>>133885574
>not being double teamed by bro arthur and strap-on rin
>>133882900
Only self-inserting fags like Sunny Day.
Ditch them for loli cunny
>>133885860
But Shirou is not a self-insert and was never meant to be.
>>133885877
i wanna fuck kuro so bad
>>133885877
Don't be a criminal, anon.
>>133883567
Why does he wear the hairpin?
>>133885956
It's already too late for me
>>133886051
Truly, he is Japan's Shakespeare.
That moment when there wont be any adaptation for Normal End or Sparks Liner High in Heaven's Feel anime, despite Sunny Day being adapted as OVA special.
I will laught very hard.
>>133885780
>>133885574
>>133885290
You might as well just leave Arthur with Ayaka then.
>>133882900
Why? So I can get kekolded by old men with money?
>>133886758
Yeah, better start preemptively kek these bitches with Sakura.
>>133886606
Ayaka can be the chick he ends up meeting/fucking after Shirou and Lancer convince him to find go out and pick up girls in order to get over the bad aftertaste of his marriage. She would be just minding her own business when Lancer jumps in and Arthur saves her from the rabid dog.
>>133886797
>Fuck Rin and Saber
>They get blacked and you're cecked for life
>Fuck Sakura and make her yours
>Ceck countless amounts of worms and not to mention ugly, faceless old men
>Become the NTR king
>>133886758
Dear Anon, unlike others Rin is canonicaly confirmed to become totaly devoted and loving wife. You should accept that and not constantly trying to lying others and make her slut.
>>133882900
>self-inserting
>into Shirou of all characters
>>133883947
>Self-inserting as a guy with hardcore survivors guilt to the point the ghost of his future self wants to paradoxically erase themselves
Yea no. Also I'm not into muscular girls like Saber.
I'll just stick with one
>>133887307
>self-inserting as a kid with magical powers and about as many bitches thirsting for his dick as your average harem MC
I'm sure no male teenager would ever stoop so low.
>>133887517
>self inserting at all into that when those bitches aren't even real
>>133887762
Your brain must be the dullest place.
Just give me my dreamed sequel of Sunny Day where Shirou's son with Saber is MC, Shirou's daughter with Rin is main heroine and Sakura's wormbaby is main
villain.
>>133883747
>a womanchild and an autist
>real women
>>133882900
>Muh Sakura
>Muh Iris
>Muh Caster
>Muh Rider
>>133882900
>ditch Saber
>keep Rin, Sakura and Rider, Luvia and Ayako by association, and Fuji-nee
Superior harem ending.
>>133886099
Not quite anon, that title belongs to Shiki.
>>133889404
Stop delude yourself. Sakura would never allow any of them to fuck Shirou. Exept maybe for Rider, but after very looong time.
>>133882900
>shitty small chested Japanese girl that would ruin my white heritage
>flat blonde that is absolutely horrible
Ehh.
>>133882900
>Having rhinos as girlfriends
No, thanks.
>>133889759
They are not about chests but about childbearing hips.
Because Rin's a kekolding cunt and everything about UBW is nonsense.
>>133889759
>muh heritage
I hate Americans.
>>133890273
>such butthurt
>>133890319
I know, Mr. Goldberg. That's why you claim we are your greatest ally.
>>133889759
King Arthur has better genes than whatever it is you have.
>>133890354
Saber doesn't reflect that.
>>133882900
Nigga, what the fuck are you even saying?
>>133890388
>>133889526
FUCKING RHYMING COGWHEELS WITH COGWHEELS WHAT A BEAST
>>133890388
She would if she actually aged.
>>133890802
>Everybody
>Rock your body
>Everybody
>Rock your body right
>Back Street's back all right
Checkmate.
>>133883567
>>133882900
Can I do the Bonus Healing Orgy Route with Mordred and clean out the worms in Sakura?
>>133886933
You forgot:
>inb4 ragged breathing phone call vn screenshot.
>>133882900
>2 of the worst Type Moon
Just kill me already.
>>133890950
Warmly waiting for Narmer to assume his rightful place as the true king of heroes.
>Lived before Gilgamesh
>Unified Egypt
>Was the son of Ra (supposedly)
>Artifact is his mace/The Twin Crowns of Egypt/The Narmer Palette
>>133882900
Sorry OP, but there is only one girl that fulfill my dreams and she doesn't get to be a part of any of the endings.
