>girlfriend goes to a different college than I do
>constantly wants to skype
>cutting into my anime time
>resort to muting my skype, sitting completely still and claiming to have a bad connection
>I am watching anime
>mfw I realize I'm throwing away real pussy for anime
please tell me other people do stuff this stupid
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>>133863991
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rekt
>>133863991
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BASED MODS
>>133863991
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Glad to see you've started doing your job again.
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Thank you, Mods.
>>133863991
>(POST THIS FOR BANNED WAS USER)
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
ayy
>tfw mod wasn't a faggot for once
>>133863991
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
There is hope for this place.
>>133863991
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NORMALFAGS BTFO
STICKY THIS FOREVER PLEASE
LET IT BE KNOWN SHIT LIKE THIS IS NOT WELCOME
>>133863991
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Nice
>>133863991
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Thank you mods.
>>133863991
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Mods=Based
>>133863991
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I seriously hope
>>133863991
>mods still here
THANK YOU MODS
Where have you been the last few weeks?
Thank you mods
We can't pay you enough for the wonderful job you're doing.
>mod creates off topic thread
>bans himself for shits and giggles
>/a/nons repeat MODS = GODS
>instead of deleting thread Mr Hotpockets strokes his edick while working for free
Never change /a/
>>133863991
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>>133863991
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>>133864548
Drink bleach, normalfag.
Fuck off, attentionwhoring mod. There is literally no point to this public ban other than you wanking to these dicksucking MODS=GODS posts.
>>133864508
How about we double his salary?
>>133863991
Thank god for mods, not even lynching just a based reminder there are other boards for bullshit.
>>133864593
Hi, OP.
>>133864548
>>133864593
All me
>>133864608
Maybe even triple it, he deserves it.
>>133864548
>illegal post that shows up every day gets posted
>mods ban it
>anon insists that the mods must have made the post because no one else would ever make a post like that
>>133864608
2 * 0 is still 0, so sure.
>>133863991
neat blog
>>133863991
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>>133864608
>for free
What about this one? It's entirely off-topic.
>>133829656
Mods please make sure to leave a big USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST on any and every future pepe image in the OP.
Thank you.
>>133863991
Godspeed, mods.
>>133864548
>>133864593
Still the worst kind of cancer you can find here, read the rules normalfags.
>>133864608
Why stop there? Let's multiply his salary by 10.
>>133864692
>>133864673
Are you niggers for real?
ＭＯＤＳ ＝ ＧＯＤＳ
>>133864748
Sorry, I actually do have legitimate Aspergers.
DING DONG BANNU
Finally a good mod
>>133864608
>>133864726
People are accusing the mod of making the thread himself idiot.
Presumably because this got deleted in minutes when other threads that should be banned are up hours later
Why are public bans so rare nowadays?
public ban + auto sage should be standard imo
>>133864712
Mods are aware of rampant NTR fetishes, doesn't help material with that shit has boomed in the last 2 years. Most of the content probably filters into it.
They tried to ban fuckery like it, but someone always posts a topic like it.
>>133863991
Now this is a high quality public ban.
Why do mods on /a/ enforce completely different rules that on the rest of the site?
>>133863991
I came into this thread to report OP. Too late, though.
>>133864726
>public ban to garner even more shitposting on an already off topic thread instead of just deleting it
>not even at least putting it on autosage
>get called out on attentionwhoring
>LOL NORMALFAG >>>/reddit/ XDDDD
How have your first few weeks here been?
>>133864884
Because we are especial
Is this a miracle, did we summon Moot back today with this thread?
>>133864884
Because it works.
>>133864858
I can dream, anon.
Though at this point, /a/ might as well be Anime, Manga and Fetishes.
>>133863991
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>>133864921
>>133864940
Im jelly, I thought mods were global, why do they only do their fucking job on this one board
>>133864911
I can see your hands trembling as you typed up this post, normalfag.
>>133864884
Why don't the other boards be more like us.
/r9k/ killed /fit/ and would kill us if given half a chance
>>133864837
Convulated theory instead of Occams Razor that mod switched on and first thread he saw was a faggot.
Not leaving their handiwork instead of autodeleting the majority of these posts so you'll never see it.
>>133864989
Because before moot dieded he told Hiro that /a/ was the last bastion of 4chan.
>>133863991
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BASED
A
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E
D
>>133864911
Who are you quoting?
>>133865000
Trips of truth
>There are non-virgins and people with social life browsing this board right now
spooky
>>133864911
mods have always done this normalfag.
>>133863991
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>>133865079
>still thinks /a] is full of virgin neckbeards
>not a board full of healthy accomplished men with a hardcore hobby
>>133864911
You are part of the problem if you don't see how significant this ban is.
The amount of normalfaggotry blogshit plaguing /a/ has been fucking unbelievable this year. We need bans like these occasionally so you trash don't get the idea that this kind of behavior is okay on /a/. Fuck off back to whereever you came from.
>>133863991
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When was the last public ban? I legitimately don't remember
>>133865152
Would be better if that were a trap.
>>133865165
>having a hardcore hobby
>being accomplished
Incompatible unless your hobby somehow contributed to your success.
>>133865210
I remember a dude trying to post yotsuba Porn in 2013
>>133863991
>>>/r9k/
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>>133865210
3 weeks ago, but it's all a blur. I don't sleep regularly...
>>133865210
A few weeks or months back I saw one
>>133865210
That one time when someone tried to meme.
>>133863991
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good ban
>>133865210
https://desustorage.org/a/search/text/%28user%20was%20banned%20for%20this%20post%29/type/op/
>>133865210
An NTR thread got a public ban a few weeks ago, and everyone in the thread told the mods to fuck off and kill themselves.
I hope the mods didn't take that minority of buttmad faggots too seriously
PLEASE ASSIGN THIS MOD TO /r9k/
>>133863991
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Cool blog f-
Oh
Oh my
>>133865335
Have there really been that many? Looks like they don't keep them up that long after the ban happens
>>133865375
Just delete /r9k/
>>133865186
There's nothing significant about this ban. >>133865335 proves you completely wrong, there's multiple public bans for shitposters, normalfags and general retards every week. If anything, the only notable thing about this thread is that it looks like a mod made it themselves for attention whoring since the public ban was up instantly before anyone could even respond to the shitty thread.
>>133865528
Fuck no, containment boards exist for a reason.
>>133865558
Ya man cause mods need that kind of attention, you sound like you might be OP ban evading
>>133865186
No but srsly what anime is that picture from :3
>>133865694
Shut up, Chen
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>>133865694
Boko no Pico
>>133863991
There truly is hope for the future of /a/.
>>133865558
Stop trying to suck OP's cock, topic was flipped into a typical mod public reminder.
Screaming like a normie faggot won't change how /a/ thinks of you.
>>133865694
Sweet Life of Zack and Cody
>>133865635
Why wouldn't mods want the kind of positive attention that comes from staging a fake public ban to impress the userbase? Mods have proven to be attention whoring fags throughout all of 4chan's history, newfag.
>>133865755
You didn't even read my post you blind, mod fellating retard.
I'd like to think that OP is not only banned but he's so focused on his animu that he doesn't notice his girlfriend getting railed on the other end. He'll notice at the end just like a classic NTR doujin.
>>133865817
Even if the mod did make the thread, wouldn't it make more sense for them to be using to gauge reaction instead of just to suck themselves off?
A lot of people seem to be mad lately that mods have been a lot more lax on blog threads, I guess maybe this is the time to show that deleting them is more appreciated.
Though I might be wrong.
fuck off to you shit boards
>>>/r9k/catalog
>>133865755
>public reminder
He should have at least locked it. It even took him something like 20 minutes to think of putting it on autosage. There is zero benefit to this thread staying up. Stop blindly sucking this mod's dick and branding any opposing opinion as "normalfaggotry" and think for a fucking second.
>>133865926
Any mod even remotely familiar with /a/ wouldn't need to gauge reactions for something like deleting blog threads, it's pretty obvious that no one here likes them at all other than the few general thread circlejerkers. I don't see any reason to trust the mods to not be fags when MODS = FAGS is one of the oldest phrases around, and even the supposedly good ones like Kinomod do bad shit behind the scenes like autosaging loli threads or deleting anime screencaps with nipples in them.
>>133865335
>[banned]
Didn't knew that it appeared as a tag in the archive.
>>133865335
>all these people shitposting about Yotsuba
Why would they do that, honestly?
>>133865817
Implying you have the correct assumption at this time.
Using newfag 3 times already trying to justify yourself, self-projecting at its finest.
>>133866182
I used the word newfag once you illiterate South American fuck
>>133866042
It's called lurking to learn you faggot, of course it should go autosage but how would people learn. Being salty for being called a normie, enjoy your banned thread.
>>133866150
To get publicly banned. That's why Yotsuba shitposting should just be silently banned most the time.
>>133866307
Holy shit you are fresh out of /v/, aren't you?
>>133866336
tfw i shitposted about Yotsuba once to bait a public ban but I only got a lame silent ban
>>133866396
Good. That's how it should be.
>>133863991
It's been a while since I've seen a retard getting publicly executed on /a/.
If it happened as often as it used to 8 years ago we would have less fags on the board now for certain.
>>133865939
It's kinda sweet that you would add the catalog part to the link not to inconvenience people you're redirecting by linking them to the archaic front page.
Epic off-topic thead here, good job mods
>>133863991
top kek
>>133863991
>>133866616
It happens every other week.
>>133865694
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
>MODS = GODS LOL XD XD XD
Fuck off
If OP wasn't banned then there would be like 3-5 posts of people trying to be sort of witty and clever while OP samefagged a few times before the thread very quietly drowned from nb
Mods didn't do shit but generate propaganda for themselves so that you sheep will continue to allow Hiro-kek and the mods fuck over this website and turn it into reddit.
>>133863991
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сuсk
>>133863991
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