Quotes that make you immediately drop an anime.
>H-he's fast
>>133850981
Eh? Nandatte?
>"why do you fight?"
>"because I have something to protect!!"
[Insert jojo referrence]
Your parodies are horrendous japan.
>>133851688
you have dropped alot of shit then
>>133850981
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>I-It's not like I like you or anything
>>133850981
TSUYOI
>Kore wa...
>pan up to the sky
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I have completed one anime
>>133851763
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Ma-masaka
>So da
>umi da
IYAAAAAAA
KONO HENTAI
>B-baka!
>>133851763
HANASEEEE
>I'll tell you later
>>133852987
Source please.
![[HorribleSubs] Hackadoll the Animation - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.31_[2015.11.22_15.12.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uJcFgMw.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Hackadoll the Animation - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.31_[2015.11.22_15.12.58].jpg")
>>133851748
They don't even try sometimes.
>>133850981
>not liking HAIYAI
faggot alert
>I just want to live a normal, peaceful life
Every fucking time.
>>133856414
But sometimes they are just normal high school boys anon.
>glug glug glug
>PUAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
>>133852987
http://exhentai.org/g/849230/4c09a09445/
>Onii-chan~
>>133856637
>being this much of a fag
>he
>>133856637
Onii-sama or bust.
>>133854803
every fucking time
>what?
>it's n-n-nothing
>it's n-not important
>>133856543
>Not liking the sound of a loving onee-san enjoying a beer after a hard day's work.
Anon, please.
>>133856945
*gulp gulp* PUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I am just your average high school student.
Dropped at the speed of sound
>>133857808
what the fuck is all that stuff on the swimsuit
>Huh? I see... that must be how it is then...
>>133857808
I had just eaten anon
>>133857845
Guess
>>133857845
it's yogurt
>>133857912
I honestly don't know, looks like snot or something
>>133857968
It's yourpenissnot
>>133856449
Sometimes they are.
>>133858002
Huh? What's penis snot?
>>133858276
>I-It's not over yet
>>133858002
if it's semen then why is it yellow
>>133858327
I mean I know what it is of course , but I guess you might be misusing the term? So if you know what it is just say it
>>133858424
MC's name is shouted 2+ times in a row during a moment of crisis and they still don't drop the goddamn honorific
>I'm not even close to using my full power yet!
>>133858377
>>133858478
Oh of course it's semen, I knew that, but everyone knows semen is white clearish, so I thought penis snot must have been something else from a penis in this case , anyone with a dick must know what semen looks like and that's clearly not it.
![[sage]_Daily_Lives_of_High_School_Boys_-_10_[720p][10bit][E8296ED0].mkv_snapshot_09.33_[2015.11.19_00.41.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qxPjstP.jpg "[sage]_Daily_Lives_of_High_School_Boys_-_10_[720p][10bit][E8296ED0].mkv_snapshot_09.33_[2015.11.19_00.41.43].jpg")
>>133858016
I wish I had watched that sooner, I laughed my fucking ass off.
>>133858649
Jerk off and leave it there for a couple of days/weeks/months.Enjoy your mushrooms
>ara ara~
>there's no way she likes me...
while at the same time
>there's no way he likes me...
>>133850981
>I want something genuine!
>My hips are moving on their own!
Sick of that shit.
>>133856543
alternatively
>glug glug lug
>PUAAAAAAHHH!!!!
>disclaimer: they're drinking juice
>>133858844
>his weak ass hips can't move on their own
>Because we're friends
>>133858844
But that's the best part anon.
>you'll never be a cute girl who gets fucked so hard your hips move on your own
Why live
> it can't be helped
>>133856414
Kira did nothing wrong.
>>133858869
adult happy juice
>>133858844
>Start masturbating with my butt for the first time, try to stop midway but it's so pleasurable I literally can't stop myself even if I pull my hand away the urge is too strong
The hentai is real
>>133858869
>girl gets drunk off alcoholic chocolates
>>133858830
Yeah, he's retarded.
>I want to fuck you right here, on this table, Yukinon
would be better
>a long sequence of people saying "Ohayo" or "Ohayo gozaimas" to each other
Yeah, it's morning, we fucking get it. Worst offender was Girlfriend Beta.
When the entire show basically consists of
>I-it's not what it looks like!
>>133851748
I must not watch enough anime because I've seen very few shows with JoJo references. Though I happened to be looking over a list of references on the JoJo wiki the other day and noticed how awful most of them were.
>>133856414
Why would you deny him his quiet life?
Itadakimasu
>>133854803
Watch pic related. It's awesome because the MC actually calls out the girl on bullshit like that.
>>133859128
>I-it's not what it looks like!
Mitsudomoe is great, fuck you.
>>133859128
>Boy trips and falls on girl and remains there for an extended period of time
>he accidentally grabs her tits
Fuck you Anno
>"A-actually MC-kun, they truth is that I've always--"
>a fucking train/truck/fireworks
>"Eh? Nandatte?"
>"N-nanemonai!"
Great, let's spend 5 more episodes of acting awkward around each other until this topic is brought up again in some way. Maybe they'll succeed conversing like normal human beings in the summer festival episode.
>Crime Edgy
Stop recommending trash to others, anon.
MC kun hontou ni yasashii!
>>133859329
>implying this isn't the best trope ever
>>133859329I like fireworks too
>he is nice guy4me
ONORE... YOKUMO!
>It's a harem
>Even worse people praise it because xyz gimmick and ignore the bad writing
>guy explodes
>"heh....no way he survived that"
>camera remains on smoke
>shadow of figure
>"B-BAKANA"
>>133859525
>b-but it's not harem!
>it's diferent, it's good!
>it's deconstruction!
>>133859560
>
M-masaka!!!!
>>133859571
>>133859525
>there are actually people who hate *monogatariThank god good taste still exists on /a/.
ITT: Trope tsunderesYou all know these tropes are the reason you still watch anime.
>>133859340
>Anime about hair cutting
>Edgy
>>133859329
>>133859696
N-no I don't b-baka! I just watch them because I have nothing better to do!
>>133859571
>>it's deconstruction!
Deconstructions aren't funny (or good) for the same reason all those awful mid-2000s movies weren't good (eg. Scary Movie, Disaster Movie etc.).
>>133859571
>>133859630
The first two novels are subversive, the rest are not. What went out of its way to drive to a resolution in manner the genre simply doesn't do is now the same arrested development schlock any harem is (i.e. harem + gimmick).
>>133859777
Deconstructions can be good if they're done well. It's just that often, they aren't.
>>133859525
Verbal abuse is my fetish, sauce on the image?
>Pinchi~~
>>133857845
It's AGED semen
>>133850981
hayai!
>>133860016
this, holy shit
>>133858696
Yassan best girl in the show
Not that its hard to accomplish
"I'm late for school!"
>>133859105
>characters gets drunk
>but he's a minor!
>its no-alcohol drink :^)
>Grand sponsor Tokyo day oh Christmas
>stopping mid fight to explain abilities
Why do you keep doing this japan I hate it
>>133857808
WHY DID I JUST EAT CURRY, FUCK.
>>133860271
>explaining what a move will do before they use it
>bonus points if they say something like "prepare yourself"
>>133851763
But then, he didn't yamero.
Kerry a shit.
I hate it when someone says something to another character and they mute it so that they can play the dialogue at a more "dramatic" point.
>>133860268
>>133858768
That literally doesn't happen.
>ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Here are some other things that makes me drop an anime.
>MC has no clear definable goals within the first three episodes
>ships, cars, mechas or people are made out of CG
>it stays in a school setting
>character monologues that are inconsequential non sequiturs
>fanservice that doesn't serve to further the story or develop any characters
>breaking the rules established within the fictional universe for the sake of convenience
>>133860637
Oh, silly anon
>>133860637
try itfind out for yourself
>>133859889
This is absolutely retarded, sorry. The later novels are way less of a harem than any of the shit in First Season.
>>133861137
You're wrong. The only thing that's changed sine nise is a more languid pace.
Just because it's happening over the course of books instead of book doesn't mean it isn't happening.
>>133861126
>>133860980
Already did.
>>133850981
I want to protect her smile
>>133850981
"mina..."
said to the harem of 5 girls
![[Zeonic-Corps]_Mobile_Suit_Gundam_-_29_[640x480_H.264_AAC]_[BCDD92C9].mkv_snapshot_20.35_[2015.11.22_03.20.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wIromrl.jpg "[Zeonic-Corps]_Mobile_Suit_Gundam_-_29_[640x480_H.264_AAC]_[BCDD92C9].mkv_snapshot_20.35_[2015.11.22_03.20.44].jpg")
>>133850981
QUALITY with no decent plot to back it up
>>133858898
>Because he's nice and kind
Please stop this.
>>133858768
But what's the reason for doing such a thing
>>133861226
At least half of the stories since Nise are from the perspective of a character other than Araragi, with Araragi himself barely present.
That's less harem-esque by definition.
Just because you're correct, doesn't mean you're right..
and dropped.
>>133861776
quality bait
>>133857808
WHY
>>133860415
This desu senpai. This is unexcusable.
CakEEY
>>133850981
>i want to protect her smile.
>he's useless, unreliable, and a pervert
>MC is the strongest character in manga, always jumps in to save people, and always ends up with girls on his dick
this really angers me with manga
>>133861916
UMAII!~~
>>133857808
What's the appeal of a swimsuit if there isn't a girl inside it?
>>133861992
there's the fragrance of girly body fluids
>>133857808
I'm actually felt relieved when it turned out to be semen and not diarrhea like the thumbnail made it look.
![[HorribleSubs] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.48_[2014.09.29_07.16.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cS8DOwt.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_22.48_[2014.09.29_07.16.13].jpg")
>>133859446
FUCK YOU
>>133861916
CAKEY CAKEY CAKEY CAKEY
>>133860268
Crunchyroll and the like killed gurando sponsor christmas long ago anyway.
>the beach filler episode
>the festival filler episode
>the amusement park filler episode
>the hotspring filler episode
>*gulp gulp gulp* PUWAAAAAAAA
>C-CHIGAU
>>133857808
>hare?
>>133862502
Hotspring episodes are really comfy because hijinks ensure
>>133857808
Laughed so hard at this pic, I don't know why.
Can you imagine someone forcing a schoolgirl to wear that? How hard and crusty it would be in the middle, and how it would crack and snap as the girl tried it on?
>>133851953
fucking 5 seconds of shot where a character grunts once, bonus points if nothing else is moving except clouds on the background
>>133861916
KEKI KEKI MARUI KEKI MARUI KEKI WA DAREEEE
>Nani sore?
>>133859903
Anything can be good if done well, anon.
>>133860930
Have you ever actually finished a show?
>>133863585
Yes. Plenty of great shows don't have the issues I pointed out. Watch more anime, fag. And get some taste while you're at it.
>holds cheek
>oiishi~~
>>133863664
But some of that is so nitpicky. For example, GitS: SAC has CG cars and you're telling me you'd drop it just for that, even though it's so unimportant?
>>133850981
>At this rate...
ITT: "I don't like it when my Japanese anime is in Japanese"
>>133863889
>kono mama de...
>>133862502
>bleach never was good to start with.
>hero man uses his super mega fuck you attack on the bad guy
>HE DODGED IT?!
>hero man loses the fight and now has to go learn the super ultra mega fuck you double burrito supreme attack
>The strong should fear the weak
>This is an unjust world
>There's no such thing as heroes.
>Your sword/fist/whatever will not reach me
>Guy fucking gets hit by 900x combo
>win with a final standing punch
>>133864361
>Fuck you double burrito supreme attack
Fuck anon I was drinking. Almost went out my nose.
>I can't lose now
>I have someone I want to protect
>i'll be living with you from now on!
>random little girl appears
>bad guys happen
>hero finds dead little girl/little girl's doll
>says something about justice or some shit
this happens way too often
>>133850981
>extremely loud breathing
>Courage is the magic that makes dreams a reality
>Freddy
>OISHII
>UMAI
>Character A accidentally does something completely insignificant to Character B, like brushing against their arm by accident or something
>Character A desperately shouts apologies to Character B for 30 seconds whilst crying
>Character B doesn't even give a shit
>eat a duck I must!
>Oh I see!
>tada! I'm a...
>Oh, Carrie.
>>133864790
>Courage
>Magic
>Dreams
That's the fucking unholy trinity of asspulls.
>MC is oh so fucking smart that the support characters have to explain what happened in a 1 minute fight scene by reusing the animation and monologuing in awe for 2 minutes
>the MC's magical deus ex ability that he used against the bad guy had some sort of attribute that was never shown before that fight so there was no way the viewer could have guessed.
shit sucks
BONUS ROUND
>fight ends
>SUGOII!!!!
>STEAKY STEAKY
>>133864747
Fuck this pissed me off at the beginning of Texhnolyze
Glad I stuck with it though
>>133865329
Don't forget the power of friendship, the most powerful force in the universe. Except for maybe The Heart.
>MC has medium length, straight, black hair, with dark eyes and a generic haircut and is surrounded by a cast of colorful girls with a variety of hair and eye colors and shapes
>>133865752
>and its called the history of the worst.
>>133865324
>>133850981
Haven't seen one of these shitty greentext threads in a while.
>>133865544
>>STEAKY STEAKY
>>133865324
Doshedt?
>its a Beach episode
Nii-paa
>dostdet
>>133866457
>there is actual plot development in a beach episode
>>133858772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvnC4OFOgCQ
Beta as fuck characters won't explain a simple misunderstanding that has beyond been blown out of proportion.
![[DameDesuYo] Gokukoku no Brynhildr - 10 (1280x720 10bit AAC) [C4EA6C08].mkv_snapshot_20.08_[2014.06.14_22.51.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/An9nZMO.jpg "[DameDesuYo] Gokukoku no Brynhildr - 10 (1280x720 10bit AAC) [C4EA6C08].mkv_snapshot_20.08_[2014.06.14_22.51.42].jpg")
>>133866761
I feel your pain, anon.
>>133866457
>there is no beach episode
>there is no fanservice
>there are less than 2 girls in love with the main character at the same time
>That man
>>133863027
>>133864612
>everyone who says that dies inFafner
RIP Best characters
>>133862062
Not when is overwhelmed by old quality cum.
>>133862774
YOU SICK FUCK
>>133867218
>no beach episode
>no fanservice
>no annoying mary sues in love with the MC
Idk what your talking about bruh. sounds like a decant anime to me.
>>133850981
Are there cases where someone tries to think that but they get cut off because it is that fast.
>>133862315
i really want to love this anime but that ending really killed it for me
arigato
>>133851688
too bad everyone in ww1 and 2 didn't do that shit too
>>133869174
Exposition is a free action.
>>133860694
Fuck off
>I didn't do it for any noble reasons, I just felt like it.
>>133857808
absolutely disgusting
>>133850981
I have actually never dropped an anime because of a single quote. The very idea sounds ridiculous. I tend to judge anime based on more than simple quotes.
>>133857845
you must be new here
>a katana that can slice through everything because it's made of superior magical japanese steel folded a million times by ancient mythical japanese blacksmiths
Instant red flag.
>>133860930
>it stays in a school setting
there are plenty of good anime with school settings.
what kind of stupid trigger is that?
>>133869443
This, but when >>133869562
comes up I'll actually drop it.
>character getting ready to do something
>sate to
>>133869648
delete that image
>>133869562
>>133869636
'Sword that can cut anything'- trope is pretty cool tho. You guys are weird.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dq1IFRA.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/UAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>*camera pans to sky*
>>133859329
dosted anon
>>133860637
You're literally a fag
>chiipuu~
>oniii-channnuu~
>geymu~
>>133869201
>anime
the source material is still going and even though it is considerably further,no romance plots have gone anywhere
>>133871579fuck my shit
Come on anon, Sometime it can't be helped.
>>133850981
>Made by Shaft
>>133860268
MOOOOOONNNIIIIIING LEEEEESSCUE
MONING LESCUEEEEEEE
>>133860694
>Kujo Jotaro will never be a busty christmas cake
>something important revealed to MC that progresses story/relationship
>amnesia
>"What happened?"
>"U-uh n-nothing."
>>133850981
It's always just a certain moment. A moment where everything goes wrong, and I can't take anymore.
That, or I just stop watching for no reason.
> TADAIMA~
>>133859067
Go on...
>>133860268
>>133860419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LygLkrmhdxA
>>133869295
The autism is strong with this one
>MC about to get killed
>Rival steps in to block/deflect the attack
>"I'm the only one allowed to defeat MC!"
Bonus point if the rival is cooler than the MC.
>>133862502
Are Japs really not used to these things enough to keep putting them in anime and to keep watching it? It seems like all Japan has to do for fun are these 4 things
Like goddamn I get it, you light fireworks at night after being at the beach why do I have to see it in every show
>>133873935
Well, they can't exactly afford tickets to the Mr. Big concert.
ONEGAISHIMA SUUUUUU
>>133850981
>my cock is about to burst out of my skirt
>>133862639
>hijinks:
>boob comparing
>chugging milk
>sleeping in the same room with copy-pasted beddings
The pinnacle of entertainment... overandoverandoverandoverandover
>>133862895
I'M JUST A LITTLE OLE RASPBERRY
>>133865752
>pink haired nip grill
>fuuuuuuuck this already tanked
>>133857808
>this holocaust
>fujoshits
Literally the only show to get this right is Genshiken; all the rest are basically gamer grils.
>>133851748
I can extend this to Hokuto no Ken.
Gintama is the only show that I laughed at using it.
>>133851787
The only tsundere I can stomach anymore is yuri.
Fucking bitch, if you're going to act all pouty, then yeah, the fucking oblivious MC is actually not gonna be interested in you. Well, unless you're the first girl that comes up on screen, then you've basically got the "Main Gril" Perk.
>>133869562
>>133869443
First show I ever dropped was comet lucifer when the vegetales scene came on
>>133859260
can i get a sauce?
>MADA-MADA-DA-!!!
>>133874358
>my cock is about to burst out of my skirt
picked the fuck up
>>133850981
"No senpai, this is our fight"
How this quote hasn't been mentioned yet, I have no fucking clue.
>>133857808
Why would someone crack a bunch of eggs on a swimsuit?
>>133860694
This. This sounded so fucking stupid.
>>133857808
and that's enough 4chan for today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA
>>133857808
sometimes I think they need to censor the internet.
>>133860271
Hunter X Hunter did this in the best way. When a character or narrator explained their abilities it was already too late
>>133877456
Easy there Hillary. That's what's magical about the collective consciousness that is the internet. You'll never see shit like this on TV or hear about it on the radio.
>>133866918
This makes it seem like she only ever says ara ara which for some reason is really surreal. They should make a character like that.
>>133860220
>character gets drunk
>but she's a minor!
>she's actually thousands years old
>>133855994
It's Hayai.
Damn fag getting my animu quote wrong.
>>133873229
You must never finished even 1 episode of any anime.
>>133869562
