If you can send 1 character to fight ISIS, who would it be?
Kiritsugu from Fate/Zero.
Shirou from Fate UBW
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>>133754207
MD Geist.
>This thread.
Linda Clarke
Ainz Ooal Gown.
You. So you'd efficiently kill yourself and we get to watch a kekvideo of you getting decapitated.
>>133754207
I would send sonic because he is faster than them.
>send Saitama to fight ISIS
>more dead civilians than terrorists
ISIS can kill servants
>>133754207
Archer.
>>133754307
CAN'T STOP
The greatest hero.
Inferno Cop.
>>133754391
Came here to post this.
>>133754207
Alucard. He can pretend they're Ottomans.
leave no survivors
>>133754379
>Muslim
>civilians
lel
>>133754379
Terrorists ARE civilians, you dumb-dumb.
Demonbane.
>>133754237
Hopefully with everything on video. I wanna see Kerry fuck shit up everywhere he goes.
Gilgamesh needs to reclaim his kingdom.
>>133754573
This. There's like one guy and his family living in Uruk anymore.
The Gundam
>>133754528
This. No fucking around.
>>133754207
Naruto. So that when he dies, so will the Narutards.
>>133754207
A true superhero of course.
>not sending Porco for maximum psychological warfare
>>133754207
yagami would have a field day, assuming he had shared information with intelligence forces.
but honestly it wouldn't make much of a difference, firepower isn't what's stopping allied forces from wiping terrorism off the map.
>>133754695
But didn't he turn into a human in the end?
THEY SHALL SEE THE LIGHT!!!
>>133754610
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
ISIS is jewish-american proxy operation
Boku wa.
>>133754719
Source please
My sides
This fucker needs to conquer the Middle East again since they already forgot what happened.
Not anime but it would be the end of ISIS, with no bloodshedding at all.
She would show ISIS the light of GOD and would change their hearts, making them the ideal servants of GOD.
>>133754207
against ISIS? father anderson from hellsing
>>133754678
I'm watching this now, up to the part wherethey killed the fire kingholy shit i did not see most of these twists coming. Going to leave the thread now to avoid spoilers
the only logical answer if you want to avoid civilian casualties
>>133754379
Well, that takes care of that.
>>133754788
>Lawfag changing shit
kirino from oreimo
>>133754359
This man gets it
>>133754207
batmanhe has an anime so it counts faggots
He already kinda did in the anime.
Only the most ruthless, most focused killers let loose on this Earth can deal with ISIS.
>>133754379
>towelhead countries completely wiped of the face of Earth without any nuclear fallout to worry about
I don't see a problem
>>133755046
>law
>not saving lifes through UNDERSTANDING
It's not like there's any way for him to lose.
>>133754207
>Saitama
>not just going all out and sending the King Engine
It's like you want the terrorists to win
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SVZ27li.png "latest[1].png")
>>133754207
Why would I want somebody to fight ISIS? They are not the root of the problem. Defeating them will accomplish nothing. I would send Ramiel to fight the degenerate Western countries, especially fatty nation aka the world's biggest terrorist organization aka the USA. After he turned their cities into dust bowl wastes, the global exploitation and warmongering will stop. Problem solved.
He did nothing wrong
This kid, when pissed off
>>133755193
>>133755213
>Dear Diary,
>Kill Muhammad.
>Love,
>Kira
Cue 150 million people dying at once.
>>133755254
That's an impressive forehead
Hyoubu - let them idiots bomb themselves and kill each other.
>>133755285
and nothing of value was lost
>>133755285
Nice.
Muslims can't go to 72virgins paradise if they are killed by a woman
>>133755285
That's not how the notebook works. You have to think of the person's face and write his name.
Doffy and his merry gang
>>133754330
>AoE2 buildings
You cheeky cunt
Send in Rance
Just tell him there might be some cute girls under those curtains
>>133755359
Hotel Moscow, please save the world.
>>133755360
>implying all mudslimes don't look the same
>>133755371
Fuck, didn't notice, my autism.
>>133755360
They all look the same. Problem solved.
>>133755381
They don't, FattyMcFatterson.
>>133754207
He should tag team with Accelerator
>>133755399
go away ahmed
>>133754723
It's what's called a 'Snookie'.
WHAT THE FUCK /A/?
HOW'S THIS THREAD STILL ACTIVE?
HOW ARE MY DUBS REAL?
>>133754484
Wouldn't work really, unless you wanna do a night time mission then you got a chance.
But if I had to go for someone in the actual TF universe it would have to be Eva, she's pretty much a god. But to be honest I think sending Nishi would be hilarious, it's literally ONE crazy motherfucker with OP shit vs Thousands of crazy mothers with some shit.
>>133755364
>Cant even beat a 19 year old midget
>Expected to beat grown men
>No such thing as bombs, only cheap magic tricks
>No one mentioned our lord and saviour onii-sama
>>133754856
Sit down sir, and go through it. It's going to be a hell of a ride.
>>133754207
Kuroko because his misdirection skill is useful for assassination.
>>133754852
Obvious answer.
The real end to terrorism isn't killing the leaders, but making them not want to fight.
>>133755671
>assassination.
Why have a complicated plot when you can just go with wholesale slaughter?
Nanoha would befriend ISIS, teaching them the error of their ways through the power of a few starlight breakers.
>>133754207
Pic related would enjoy it too.
>>133755082
Came to post Sonokawa. Good job anon.
>>133755105
Faggot
>>133754852
This is definitely more fitting than Alucard
>>133754852
Why is this a .gif?
>>133755399
Liberal/Eurofag sand nigger detected
>>133755477
>19 year old midget
With plot armor
Father Anderson
> AMEEEEEENNNNNNMN
>>133756326
>>133756131
This, these two would probably have the most fun cleaning out Syria
>>133754412
>came here to post this
>there is another 'me' out there
mein nigger
>>133754604
>Not a picture of Setsuna
D R O P P E D
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>>133755447
>can't deal with birds
>send him fight terro
You guys are retarded. Nearly any character could go in and kill all of them, the US military could in all likelihood do that themselves. Then you've got a whole bunch of dead bodies and a further destabilised region.
You want somebody like Lelouch to make the terrorists stop being terrorists, and actually fix the problem.
>>133757284
>You want somebody like Lelouch to make the terrorists stop being terrorists, and actually fix the problem.
No, I want all of them dead.
>>133757284
>Then you've got a whole bunch of dead bodies
and all is well in the world
what is love?
>>133757284
Killing all of them stabilises the region because there's nobody to cause trouble.
The only catch is that you have to actually kill all of them. Nobody IRL has the balls for that. Not even Russia.
>>133754483
This is the only character with experience in removing kebab
>>133755477
Because I could totally destroy cities with my punches at 19
>>133757454
>The only catch is that you have to actually kill all of them. Nobody IRL has the balls for that. Not even Russia.
This. Pol Pot would have been the man to resolve the Syria crisis
this nigga
Kirito
So that he and his shitty show will die
I suppose we want absolute and total distruction?
Even if it's not intended?
Send those three over they will take care of shit.
>>133754586
Gilgamesh would probably support them.
>>133757636
>tfw watching original "oh wow this feels like a commentary on our unpopular war in iraq"
>watching brotherhood NOW (vs when it came out) "jeez I really wish we could send some people over to do that"
>>133754207
Gundam colony drop.
>>133754484
Didn't she die?
Afro Luffy
>>133754207
Only a true American can eradicate the evils of Islam.
Nothing left but smoldering ashes and excessive property damage
>>133757705
>You call this a tempest?
>>133757834
he will count to three
Emiya Shirou, I want to watch him convert every terrorist to his way and become the king of allies of justice.
>>133754678
>>133754856
Its meta ratings are mediocre. Is it actually worth a watch?
anyone level 4 and up and solo since level 4 is "no magic" but fighting giant robots and monsters with conventional small arms so infantry and light armor doesn't even register as a threat beyond that point.
>>133756361
Killing underpowered mooks is 80% of what Alucard does, and killing heathens is 100% of what Anderson does, there are no two better for the job.
Plus depending on how far he goes Alucard might finally get a chance to avenge his anus.
>>133755285
>>133755408
>>133756246
This is a 18+ year website
>>133758010
Yes. The problem is that people take it seriously when clearly it's not meant to be taken that way. It's a train wreck and be prepared to universe-changing plot twists at every episode.
>>133757834
>>133757891
He's more American in essence than any actual American character
>>133754258
Shirou joins them to be a real hero and defeat evil
>>133758020
Nah, level 4s don't have the stamina to walk through a warzone nor do they have the ability to use their powers in more than two ways.
Behead those who insult Yuri.
4 Space Marines
>>133758552
PAPA-ROCKS CHAN
He could probably just seduce all of them.
Just give them some melons.
>>133758979
sandmelons
>>133758020
What is with the autism in that chart...
Donald Trump: the Anime Version
Polite reminder to refer to the terrorist organization as Daesh, not "IS", "ISIL", or "ISIS". Those denominations give them legitimacy that they do not deserve.
Kindly refer to them as Daesh, which deligitimizes them and they take as a hilariously grievous insult. (Leader of Daesh dropped his spaghetti all over in regards to the name.)
>>133758979
guts
>>133754207
This bloodthirsty motherfucker. Only let them die a horrible and painful death.
>>133755193
>One meme man
>>133756158
The only right answer
Whoever is the Ben "Pull the trigger on every Goatfucker" Garrison equivalent.
Just turn everyone into tang, problem solved
>>133760374
>Being one with mudslimes
>>133755360
>Mohammad
>Mehmet
>Abdullah
90% done.
realistically, could he take on the entirety of ISIS without the nail?
Hanma Yujiro or Kenshiro.
Oy vey good goyim remember to hate Muslims
>>133758745
DIO would use his charisma to make then join him.
>>133761450
>Muslims want to ban anime and kill weebs
>Jews don't
the decision is clear
>>133755761
Or scorched earthing them to complete annihilation.
>>133755297
They already are though. That's half of their day schedule.
>>133758745
he was already in Egypt in the 80's, he is not interested in terrorism, he could have done so already had he wanted.
>>133761450
What Muslims did to not to be hated?
>>133759208
this
Is this the thread where we make the shittiest, cringiest Facebook anime memes possible?
>>133761507
>>133761719
Good goyim you are next
They'll never see it coming.
>picking any anime characters
Anime characters are too weak. Just pick Superman.
>>133754207
That'd be OP
>>133761771
She'd got beheaded. You are a monster.
>>133761435
Kenshiro with his rightfulness would be the better choice, and he's already used to wanted the desert looking for scrubs to kill.
>>133761756
>implying I am American
>implying you are not some shitskin immigrant somewhere in Europooria
>>133761779
>Just pick mememan
Fuck off.
Just let them kidnap Miyuki and release Onii-sama
>>133761859
*wander
You send the Kurds, of course.
>4chins is full of edgy kids and menchildren
weeeeewww lads
>>133761867
>That projecting
This goy
Onii-sama can kill all the terrorists.
>>133761779
>Anime characters are weak
>implying ISIS is strong
The military of the world just doesn't give enough fucks to deal with them proberly.Those fucking sandniggers would be wiped out in less than a month. Still don't know why they just don't bomb the whole country until it's nothing but a wasteland. Civilians dying for the sake of ending a century old dumb war.
>>133759274
>tumblr
Why is this shitty thread still up? Go to reddit if you wanna fantasize about your favorite characters eradicating someone in a one sided "war".
>>133762073
Muuhh human rights
>>133762078
Newfag shit please, stop
>>133758207
Pretty sure he canonically kills them
>>133762073
>want to stop long ongoing war because civilians die
>bomb civillians
10/10
>>133762078
I always thought tumblr is some kind of image hosting. Google gives like 50% of chinese cartoon images from there.
I don't understand your rage.
>>133762115
Yeah because we always had a thread were we send Light, Alukard and Goku to the middle east right? Get the fuck out.
Captain America, obviously. Great thread, by the way. Just wanted to sage that.
>>133762166
>I always thought tumblr is some kind of image hosting.
You are really lucky then, but think it this way, it's a really shitty image hosting service were filters and downscales are the norm.
>>133762169
Newfag shit please, stop
>>133755193
US citizens aren't the root problem, just blow up DC with your angel.
>>133762225
Nice argument. Enjoy your shitty cancer thread while it lasts.
>>133762270
>>133762288
Newfag shit please, stop
This nigga
This thread is the best example of something that should go on /trash/.
>>133754207
Shirou/Archer.
Apparently he has already taken care of ISIL in the Nasuverse.
>>133754207
Stopman.
>>133762414
>>133757416
Baby
A lone muslim suicide bomber.
>>133762469
>all them Arrow headshots
Archer is opperator as fuck.
>>133762445
Shhhh.... Don't use logic with those people. It's useless.
>>133755193
I don't know about all the US stuff, but you're right about defeating a few terrorists won't solve anything. If anything it might just help their cause.
>>133762383
This post is the best example of something that should go en leddit.
Reduces the concept of Arabs to nothing. Problem solved with no mess.
Completely off topic but I want to watch Steins Gate, should I watch Chaos Head first or can I just barge into Steins Gate without having to see Chaos Head?
>>133762625
Explain why.
>>133762703
>or can I just barge into Steins Gate without having to see Chaos Head?
It wont be the same, watch CH first and beware of spoilers, get out fast before they come.
>>133762414
>>133762469
>>133762690
I'm sure he'd do something offensive towards them instead, like turning their pray cube into nothing.
>>133754307
Are you fucking serious? He'd kill ISIS allright. And then he would kills us ALL.
>>133762774
Or turn all meat into Pork.
>>133754710
No. His curse was to be forever a pig.
This thread gave me Lima syndrome.
>>133754207
Nameless obviously.
>not sending shalltear
Jesus
>>133754207
he'd probably get so mad there's no clearance sales in their middle eastern shithole he might actually lose control and destroy Earth. No thanks.
>>133754207
Titania.
Does gilgamesh like to kill mongrels?
>>133762270
I can see where this isheading.
>>133763236
Actually not really. He'd prefer they just stay away.
If he's going to wipe the world clean of filth, he wants to do it in an interesting or ironic fashion, like summoning a dark god that was wished for by humans.
>>133754207
Dai Kai Imouto
>>133762916
>>133754207
He already has a perfect disguise.
This son of a bitch right here.
We'd herald in the new age of CLEAN WARFARE
We need to send a weapon that surpasses metal gear
>>133754647
but which one?
>>133754207
Hitoshura, Hitoshura Kills everyone.
>>133759279
>Vlad Tepes
>Muslims
Yes, please.
>>133754207
Amazing penisGolgo 13
>>133763177
Holy shit nigger, you reached a new level of cancer in this thread.
スペースダンディ
>>133762547
don't hurt me
HE
>Saitama
>would give up because they're too many too widespread
A reminder that all monsters come to Saitama and not the other way around. He's lazy.
I would send someone who has the power to make copies of themselves: Naruto or clock eye bitch.
If anyone does not love the lord Jesus Christ
Let him be accused o lord come AAAAMEN
>>133763829
You mean Saitama?
>>133762868
One character they said, otherwise i'd agree, Riela would work great there.
>>133763829
Naruto would get torn to pieces by gunfire. Remember he is only super-durable in Nine Tails Mode, the rest of the time he's pretty vulnerable to firearms. He'd get torn apart the second the caught sight of him.
covers a wide area + shinra tensei is basically a mini-nuke, without radiation
>>133762245
>US citizens vote for governments
>"hurr it's not the citizen's fault when there are bad governments"
The human filth that is the amerishits is the epitome of everything that is wrong in the world.
They can't see him, he'd be perfect
>>133763946
This.
