Why didn't I have a cute homeless girl 5 years older than me to hold me and fool around with because my brother moved to America when I was younger?
>>133704501
Why would you want that
>>133704556
/Thread
>>133704501
>homeless girl
they stink
>>133704682
>implying that's a bad thing
>>133704501
fuck off
>>133708845
so new it hurts
>>133704682
>not wanting to drag your dirty homeless waifu into the bathroom by the scruff of her neck and clean her
>>133709420
>and make her eat eggs
>>133704501
She wasn't homeless?
>>133704501
>>133710569
My fucking heart.
>>133710963
forgot file
>>133710569
So fucking cringe.
>>133710569
>finds love of his life
>ends with calling her gutter trash
>>133710569
>Didn't even feed her eggs
What is this, amateur hour?
>>133710569
Great blog. No kidding.
I didnt stop reading. Good for the anon i guess.
>>133710524
Underrated post
>>133713750
I dunno man, "diamond in the gutter" sounds a bit nicer than "gutter trash".
>>133710569
A rare specimen of shitthatdidn'thappen.txt in the wild.
>>133716300
It's still heartwarming to read though.