Is there an anime that Statler and Waldorf can't heckle?
Boku no Pico, of course.
>>133661137
Berserk
>>133661503
You're trying too hard to fit in, anon-kun.
These guys have led to some great threads in the past.
>>133661517
>Hey Waldorf, you know why they call it Berserk?
>No why?
>Because most people go Berserk after being on a boat that long
DOHOHOHOH
>>133662060
This was good! Do Umaru.
I remember these threads.
If there's one thing that needs a comeback it's this, so much new material for them to work with over the years.
>>133661517
>I sure hope Puck gets killed off at some point
>Dont worry, he'll probably die of old age on the boat
DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133661137
nichijou, because its already a comedy with no significant goals to make fun of
>>133663252
>Beserk boat jokes
Now these never get old.
>>133663125
>You know, Waldorf, I wish Umaru was my little sister.
>What? You'd be a terrible big brother!
>Exactly!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133663252
boat forever
forever why pls
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think of the Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya?
>I thought Haruhi was lucky
>Why's that?
>because she didn't have to stick around for the entire film
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133663994
chortled
>>133661137
There's no need, since most anime heckles itself. Even the studios know how shitty the works they're putting out are.
>>133663994
7.5/10
Do Madoka.
And also add a Statler/Waldorf joke for Madoka, buh-dum-tish.
>>133662060
>>133663252
>>133663949
>>133663994
And so it begins
>>133664297
>I wish that Madoka girl would hurry up and make her wish already.
>Hmph. I wish she'd wish for it to be over already!
DOHOHOHOHOHO
>You know, I wish I could request something from Komori
>What would you ask?
>End the show
DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133664507
2/10
sorry
>mfw this thread
End of Evangelion! Do End of Evangelion!
Someone do deadman wonderland
Tatami Galaxy, they wouldn't be able to get a word in edgewise
>>133664601
>Hey why do you think it's called End of Evangelion?
>Because it makes you wish Evangelion had ended a long time ago.
>DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133664507
>You know what, Waldorf? I think Madoka wasted her wish.
>What would you have wished for then?
>The third movie to have never existed!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133664713
>What did you think of Deadland Wonderland?
>Because dead men don't have to watch this show
>DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133664937
Fug I ruined the joke ;_;
>The themes in Persona 3 really speak to me
>Really Statler?
>Yeah, because after playing it I want to shoot myself in the head!
>DOHOHOHO
>Hey Waldorf, I think Redline is a great title for this movie.
>Why is that?
>Because it's what the audience's life signs look like by the end of it!
DOHOHOHO
>>133664601
>You know, Waldorf, I'm actually really jealous of Kaoru in 3.33.
>What do you mean? He blew himself up.
>Exactly! I'm jealous because he got out of the movie quicker than we did!
DOHOHOHOHO
>Hey, you know that Mugi from K-On can really play the keyboard!
>I thought you said you were going to watch Heavy Object.
>That's what I did!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133665118
>You know, Waldorf, I don't blame Kaoru for blowing himself up in 3.33.
>Why don't you blame him?
>Well if I had to spend more than five minutes with Shinji I'd blow myself up too!
DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133665205
>>133661137
>>Wowy, Statler, that was one heck of a boxing match wasn't it?
>>I know, took me back.
>>Back to the good ol' days of the South?
>>No, back to Dragonball Z to see more realistic fighting.
DOHOHOHO!
>>133661137
one piece
>>133664902
The third movie was the only actually amazing part of the entire series though.
>>133664601
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think of End of Evangelion?
>I thought it was fantastic!
>Why do you think that?
>Because it was the end!
DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133665329
Eh, it was amazing in some respects, but disappointing in its own way as well.
>That Kanata sure can play the bugle, don't you think?
>Yeah, she's almost as big a blow hard as you!
DOHOHO
>>133665361
if only it was...
>>133661137
>>Hey Waldorf, why do down?
>>I divorced my wife.
>>You did? Why?
>>She's baked me cookies all these years and never once thought to make them with her Love Nectar!
DOHOHOHO!
wan punch man
>>133665095
>>133665118
>>133665205
Jesus Christ
>>133665626
>>Hey Waldorf, Is Speed of Sound Sonic a girl or a boy?
>>After that? Neither.
DOHOHOHO!
What do Statler and Waldorf think about Index?
>>133661137
No. They can heckle anything.
>>133665051
8.5/10 made me laugh on the bus.
>Hey Waldorf, you know what's great about skeletons?
>What Statler?
>They don't have to watch this.
DOHOHOHO
>>133665726
>>Hey Waldorf, did you ever finish Index?
>>Yeah, it was shit
>>133665803
you can do better anon
>>133665803
I'm disappointed, senpai.
Someone more clever than me do one for The Girl Who Jumped Through Time, and it making him want to jump off the roof.
>>133665837
>>133665858
Sometimes the best joke is subverting expectations.
I laughed, because it was shit.
>>133665803
>Hey Statler, What did you think of that Accelerator guy in Index?
>He was okay until he made it all go in a different direction.
DOHOHOHOHOHO!
![762023806_orig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/otKajKi.jpg "762023806_orig[1].jpg")
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think of Dog Days?
>My dog was way better than that show!
>Why's that?
>My dog knows to only shit outside. That show shit for three seasons!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133665626
>y'know Waldorf, you remind me a bit of Saitama
>why's that, because I'm so strong?
>no, because you're bald!
>>133666060
TOO FAR
>You know, I think Kars was a self-insert for the author.
>Why? Because he was good-looking and perfect?
>No. Because he stopped thinking!
DOHOHOHOH
Attack on titan
>>133666229
DOHOHOHOHO
![0e0765711c97e0db66d6ed3452ddee54[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VwPmiIq.jpg "0e0765711c97e0db66d6ed3452ddee54[1].jpg")
>Hey Statler you ever see 'Devil is a part-timer"?
>Yeah, and for a show about working, he does the second worst job out of all of them!
>Who did the worst?
>The author!
DOHOHOHO!
>>133666280
>>133666060
>>133665626
>>So Statler, why is this so good when there's no challenge for the MC?
>>Maybe it reminds us of Superman?
>>You mean the displays of power?
>>No, because he's not a depressed sad-sack despite being the strongest man on the planet.
DOHOHOHO!
>>So who is best the best girl in this series Waldorf?
>>There are only two girls with development and characterization in the manga series Statler, are you trying to get me to say Tatsumaki so you can call me a pedophile?
>>No, I was hoping you'd say Speed of Sound Sonic so I could stop feeling so confused!
>>Homo!
DOHOHOHO!
>>133666229
>You know, Attack on Titan's title makes sense?
>Why? Because it has humanity attacked by titans?
>No. Because it is a colossal failure!
DOHOHOHOHOH
>>133665205
Kek
>>133666391
A poor effort on both attempts.
>>133666229
Eoten Onslaught
>>133666229
>Hey Walder, who do you think's the best character in SnK?
>It's Marco, hands down.
>Why's that?
>He made it out of that shitshow by chapter 20!
DOHOHOHO!
>>133666280
Top hah
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think about Parasyte?
>Things really got out of hand
DOHOHOHO
>hit submit
>12 seconds later realize I could have made it funnier with a slight edit
I hate this thread.
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think about Psycho pass?
>You'd have to be a psycho not to pass this up
DOHOHOHO
>>133666479
>>133666623
That's not how this works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14njUwJUg1I
![oreimo-ed-imouto-please[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GAdsQ7p.jpg "oreimo-ed-imouto-please[1].jpg")
>Hey Waldorf, you know who got fucked in the end harder than Kirino?
>Who's that?
>The audience!
DOHOHOHOHO!
>Hey Waldorf, did you hear you about the Koe no Katachi movie?
>Huh, you say something?
DOHOHOHOHO!
>>133665626
>>What's with Saitama saying you could get that strong from such a silly workout routine?
>>I don't know Waldorf, sometimes I feel that strong in my spirit.
>>Really Statler?
>>After getting ridden by my wife for 50 years, I now have the fortitude of a God!
>>I don't believe you.
>>I'm sitting here watching anime in some kind of limbo without cracking from the existential horror aren't I?
>>So's the younger generation!
DOHOHOHO!
>>133666816
>You know Stater, Rokka no Yuusha really had everything: great characters, soundtrack, and atmosphere!
>You know what it didn't have Waldorf?
>What?
>Blu-ray sales!
DOHOHOHO!
>>133666907
You tried
Someone do Kill la Kill
>>133666156
>>133665700
>>133665205
kek
>>133665626
>>Hey Statler, if you could hit that hard, who or what would you punch? Would you travel back in time and slug Hitler?
>>Nope.
>>No? What would you punch that could be worse then Hitler?
>>NTR.
>>133667118
>>133666662
Oh man, those were classics. I love them so much.
>Hey Statler, what did you think of that Haruhi show?
>It was okay, but why couldn't you sit through it?
>My butt hurt.
>From what?
>Hey Statler, what did you think of that Haruhi show?
>It was okay, but why couldn't you sit through it?
>My butt hurt.
>From what?
>Hey Statler, what did you think of that Haruhi show?
>It was okay, but why couldn't you sit through it?
>My butt hurt.
>From what?
> Hey Waldorf, you watch Monster Musume?
> You know, I did.
> Oh, I'd trade my wife for that Miia in a second!
> Why's that?
> Well, she's just as scaly, but in all the right places!
DOHOHOHOHOBBLLECCCHCH
>this entire thread
>I wish we saw more of Sodachi's mom
>Yeah, seemed like a fiery ol' gal. Too bad she died and was mistaken for garbage.
>Waste of a character.
DOHOHOHO
>>133667236
Watch the Milton Berle one that comes up in the after-options.
>>133667064
>>What do you think of the animation for this one Waldorf?
>>I'm not watching it.
>>You're not? How come?
>>Both my retina's have simultaneously retired and are currently drinking themselves into a stupor at the back of my skull!
DOHOHOHO!
>Hey Waldorf, you know what the problem was with Cross Ange?
>What?
>It started fine, but went tits-up!
>I don't see how that's a problem! We both like breasts!
>Yes, but the rest of the cast were a bunch of boobs.
DOHHOHOHOHOHO!
>>133667333
Subtle.
>>133667064
>Kill la Kill really did that vintage anime thing perfectly.
>Why? Because it looked stylish?
>No, because it felt already old one month after it aired!
DOHOHOHOHOHO
>You know, Statler. I never thought I'd see the day that anime made me religious.
>How did that happen?
>Well after forcing my way through it, all I could say was: 'Thank God it's Over, Lord.'
DOHOHOHO
>>133667206
>My pet rabbits are so in heat that they're trying to mate with their parents!
>Better not let them!
>Too late -- they already got the bunny drop on me!
DOHOHOHO!
>>133666156
Okay, that one got me.
>>133667437
Damn that's some high quality shit right there
>>133667595
>So, what did you think of Overlord?
>I thought the story was as thin as the main character!
DOHHOHOHOHO
>Well, I liked Samurai Flamenco overall. But it was kind of weird how the hench gimps kept yelling "torture!"
>They were yelling that, too? I thought it was just me.
DOHOHOHO
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think of the ending of Hitsugi no Chaika?
>I don't know, Statler, I forgot!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133667064
>I can't believe they made an entire anime about clothes!
>I can't believe they let Imaishi direct another show after Gurren Lagann!
DOHOHOHOHO
>Strong, good-looking, independent...is there anything that Ryuuko isn't good at?
>Sure!
>And what's that?
>Choosing what show to be in!
DOHOHOHOHO
>Now that Ryuuko has both scissor blades, she can cut anything!
>It's a shame she isn't editing this show!
DOHOHOHOHO
>I have to say, this show really makes me wish we were still living in the 80s.
>Why? So we could watch more shows like it?
>No, because then it's fanbase wouldn't have been born yet!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133667764
Okay, you got me. 10/10
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think of that last season of Working!!!?
>I wished I was retired.
DOHOHOHO!
>Hey Waldorf, what are your thoughts on Steel Ball Run?
>I thought the ending was a little cold!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133667884
3/4 pretty good
>Hey, what did you think about that new Fate/Night series?
>It's called Fate Stay/Night!
>Really? I just thought they were begging viewers to stay!
DOHOHOHOH
>Hey is it true Tohsaka Rin pleases old men for money?
>Yeah, I gave her five dollars once!
>What'd she do?
>Leave!
DOHOHOHOH
>What was with the ending of Panty and Stocking? It was terrible!
>I liked it.
>Why?
>Because it was the end. Second season never.
DOHO - oh...
>>133668038
10/10
>>133668038
>Leave!
>>133668038
>That laugh
>No Luvia
How embarrassing.
>>133668183
>What did you think of Panty and Stocking?
>It was a very consistent series.
>How?
>It started with a huge pile of shit!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133667064
>The writing for Kill la Kill was great! I completely understand how Ryuko felt.
>Really? In what way?
>While watching the show, I could feel the life being sucked out of me.
DOHOHOHO!
>Did you know the actress of Kill Me Baby got arrested with thousands of dollars worth of drugs?
>So that's where the show's budget went!
DOHOHOHOH
>>133665210
Shinji jokes always get to me even though they're so overdone.
>Say, what's that noise?
>It's Lewis Carroll rolling over in his grave.
DOHOHOHOH
>I could really relate to that Foo Fighters girl.
>Why's that?
>I died in the middle of it!
DOHOHOHOHO
Someone do one for Naruto
I'm not clever enough
>I couldn't stand waiting for Hunter X Hunter so I gave up on it.
>Well, so did the author!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133668582
>I don't think Kishimoto would have made a good chef.
>What makes you say that?
>He served a nice Salad, but only after a terrible main course.
DOHOHO?
>You see, I overslept this morning.
>Why's that?
>I ran out of sleeping pills...
>That's not a reason to oversleep, on the contrary!
>So I watched an episode of Hyouka!
DOHOHOHO
>>133665803
I lost so hard holy fuck
>What was that? My hearing aids wasn't working.
>Then you're lucky, it was an Ali Project song!
DOHOHOHOH
>I saw an amazing beverage commercial last night! Made me want to drink as much as I could as soon as it was over!
>Really? What drink was it?
>Bleach!
DOHOHOHOH
>>133668582
>I'm not clever enough
We noticed! You browse /a/ after all!
DOHHOHOHOHO!
>>133669187
10/10 would laugh again.
>I can't believe they're still calling that Hiroyuki guy a scammer.
>Why not?
>Because if he bought 4chan, he's the one who got scammed!
DOHOHOHO
>>133669187
lel
>>133668582
>Hey Waldorf this here Naruto anime kinda reminds me of my marriage.
>What makes you say that Statler.
>Well it started out good, the sex was great, and we had fun adventures.
>Then it all went to shit, Sex got un-creative, our fights dragged on and on.
>Every time it seemed to be getting good again it got even worse.
>It dragged on and on I just wanted it to end but it still went on and on.
>Man that Akame No Kill sure tries to be edgy huh?
>I'd say it's one of the most unsettling manga I've ever read.
>Why's that?
>Because some people apparently like this dumb grimdark trash!
DOHOHOHOHO
>>133669794
>Your wife has been dead for a year and you're still talking about it, you're crazy
>>133669996
>My point exactly!
DOHOHOHO
>So what was with all of those tomatoes in the Big O?
>You think they were trying to tell us something?
>Yeah, that we should start throwing tomtoes at that piece of junk!
DOHOHOHO
>>133670152
>lets pee on her grave and get some hookers
DOHOHOHO
>Hey Statler, what did you think of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann?
>To be honest I felt terrible for Nia.
>What? Why is that?
>They woke her up half way through and made her finish the series.
DOHOHOHOH
>>133670331
Oh Jesus
>>133665329
Literally the only thing good about it was the choreography in the Mami x Homura fight scene. Everything else is absolute garbage that only takes away from the original series.
>>133665729
>>133661137
>Is the nerd right? Can we heckle any anime.
>Well, we can't really heckle the good ones, so...
>Yes.
>Yes
Lucky Star?
>>133668582
>You know, I really don't care about this Ten-Tails mumbo jumbo.
>Same here! All I want to do is just Ten Tail and run away from this junk!
DOHOHOHO
>>133666156
Good one. You deserve a cookie.
>You know Waldorf, I watched Humanity has Declined, and I really think it has.
>Oh yeah? What makes you say that?
>Someone thought that show was a good idea!
DOHOHOHO
>>133671237
>Y'know, I think I figured why they called it Lucky Star. You know how the first director got fired?
>That doesn't sound very lucky.
>It was for him. He got to leave early!
DOHOHOHOHO
>Have you seen One Piece?
>Yeah, it's a piece alright.
>>133665803
For some reason I found this the funniest in the whole thread
>>133672369
>I think I know what the One Piece is.
>Really, what is it?
>The one piece of animation reused over and over to extend the episodes
DOHOHO
>>133661137
this thread is gold.
>>133666156
Amazing.
>>133668038
Both great
>Hey Statler, what do you think of anon's waifu?
>Oh, I think she's great
>Really? Why's that?
>She isn't real
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133672887
Hot doggie
>You know Waldorf, I think moe may be the best thing that could have happened to the anime industry
>Oh really? Why is that?
>Because it's killing it
DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133668038
>>Hey is it true Tohsaka Rin pleases old men for money?
>>Yeah, I gave her five dollars once!
>>What'd she do?
>>Leave!
>DOHOHOHOH
holy shit, capped
>>133668038
>>133673852
Definitely the best one in the thread.
>>133672369
heh
>>133668038
Kodomo no Jikan.
There is nothing even remotely objectionable about that series.
>>133664561
Haha! I got that one.
>>133673391
I would've found it a lot funnier if I didn't believe it too
>>133673391
Nice
>>133668038
>>133669133
What's so bad with Ali Project?
>>133673299
too real
>>133666156
this one got me
![4545758-kurosaki_ichigo_full_52481[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yO8p7gT.jpg "4545758-kurosaki_ichigo_full_52481[1].jpg")
>so hey, Waldorf, what did you think of Bleach?
>The title suits it perfectly
>Why?
>Because I wanted to drink bleach after seeing it.
DOHOHOHOOHOHOHO
>>133663994
9/10
>>133668038
10/10
>>133674809
O LORD COME AAYYYYY MEN
>>133661137
Just try it, motherfuckers.
Oh wait, they're dead.
>>133669235
>>133669235
Underrated post
>Hey, did you read eight deadly sins?
>Eight? I thought there are only seven.
>I thought so too, until I read this.
DOHOHOHOHO
>You have to give Anime some credit.
> why's that Waldorf?
>in a world of 3d movies and animation they manage to keep everything 2d.
>too bad all the characters are one dimensional.
>dohohoho
>>133670190
>I hear they were planning another season of the Big O
>Really? What happened
>They gave it a Big No
DOHOHOHO
Trying to think up a worms one
>>133668360
Nice
>>133675295
I like this one a lot.
>>133675295
>>133661473
>Statler, what are you doing?
>.......
>Statler, what is wrong with you?
>......
>Statler?
>......i don't want to talk about it.....
>Statler, what is that white stuff on your hands?
>......shame, Waldorf. It is shame....
>>133665897
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think of The Girl Who Leapt Through Time?
>I could relate to the main character.
>Really? How?
>It made me want to become The Man Who Leapt Off Buildings!
>>133664971
>Statler and Waldor
hush it was still very good
>Did you know that Baccano means crazy in Italian?
>I was wondering why I thought it seemed crazy this was produced
DOHOHOHO
>Hey Waldorf, what did you think about Highschool of the Dead?
>I was sincerely happy for the zombies
>What? Why?
>Because they didn't feel the pain of being in such a shitty show
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>Hey Waldorf, watching Steins;Gate huh?
>You know, I really wish I had a time machine.
>Why, so you could go back in time to when you were young?
>No! So I could go forward in time to when this show is over!
DOHOHOHOHO
>So he gets a makeover and becomes a skeleton playing dressup
>It's the best episode of America's Top Idol I've ever seen!
>DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>133673964
>>133680208
0/10
Don't quit your day job or your paper route, kid.
>>133669349
Good one
>>133667333
I like it.
