Have you hugged your loli today?
How exactly does a loli become 'your' loli?
>>133813488
Through daily hugs.
>>133813488
Pick Your Loli
Loli Slut
Pro: Loves fucking, will try any kinky shit you want
Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
Con: May not remain faithful, will try to get you to let other guys join in.
Loli housewife
Pro: Will cook, clean and other household tasks.
Neutral: Likes gentle, vanilla love making only.
Con: Loves shopping and doesn't work.
Pure Loli
Pro: Loves spending time with you
Neutral: Loves Headpats, cuddles and hand holding.
Con: Will not do anything lewd.
Feminist loli
Pro: Into lolidom
Neutral: Spends a lot of time on "activism"
Con: Will likely spend you to jail for disagreeing with her
Tomboy loli
Pro: Lots of stamina
Neutral: Will expect you to keep up with her, spend time exercising.
Con: Very competitiveIf anons have suggestions I will try to add them.
>>133813844
Loli Husband
Pro: Will work hard to support you, very handsome and responsible
Neutral: Initiates sex, enjoys shoulder massages and your home cooked meals
Con: Doesn't cook or do housework, often too busy working to spend time with you
My loli died. What to do now?
>>133813844
Where can I order my housewife?
>>133813488
Kidnap her from her parents I'd imagine.
>>133813844
Tomboy Loli seems to be the best match for me.
>>133813844
>will not do anything lewd
>hand holding
>>133813844
>Loli housewife
This is literal perfection
what's so great about lolis
>>133815006
Lolis never die. They just go to sleep.
>>133815276
They represent potential, growth, curiosity, innocence, honesty and hope through a pure point of view untainted by the errors of critical consciousness. They are, in a sense, what we'd aspire to be, to create, and to protect: an undirected will capable of creating and sharing purpose through simple acts of kindness or a smile. Lolis are miracles of our perceivable universes.
Or so I've heard.
>>133815441
Creatures like this couldn't exist for very long in this tainted world, it is why we can only glimpse them from this reality.
>>133814699
>Husband
Wouldn't that make her a shota?
>>133813844
Loli Sensei?
>>133816324
That's like saying Saber is a dude because she's a king.
>>133817005
What would the traits be of a loli sensei?
>>133813055
Where da smug loli at?
>>133818737
The poster girl of smug.
>>133818737
Smug loli
Pro: Smug
Neutral: Smug
Con: Smug
What is the maximum height of a loli?
>>133818861
50ft
>>133818861
>>133818834
What more do you need?
>>133819008
That moon is backwards.
>>133818861
They can get pretty big.
>>133813488
By having a daughter.
>>133819449
That is neither hugging nor a loli.
>>133819515
Well in that case...
>>133813055
No, I haven't.
Although I also did hug her today.
>>133813844
Mistress loli
Con: steps on you and tells you what to do
Neutral: If you're into that sort of thing...
Pro: Strong and loyal to her partner
>>133819740
That Con is the entire reason people would pick her, and the Neutral is saying nothing.
>>133819740
>Con: steps on you and tells you what to do
>Con
>>133813055
Head pats are nice as well
>>133815441
Amen.
>>133813844
Futa loli
Pro: Always horny.
Neutral: Bigger dick then you
Con: Painful.
>>133815006
Dead loli
Pro: doesn't decline anything
Neutral: cold
Con: decaying
>>133815006
My loli waifu canon died too. Im lost and dont know what to do ;_;
>>133813844
>Pure Loli
This is all I want.
>>133820533
>>133814699
Modifying these two to add to the next version.
>>133813844
Isn't a pure loli just a daughteru?
>>133820875
Don't worry they'll bring her back
>>133813844
Tomboy loli pls
>>133819110
If it was the other way she'd be sitting on the Earth.
>>133821687
No the pure loli won't grow up and marry some douchebag.
>>133813844
>Con: Will not do anything lewd.
How lewd is lewd? Is it only lewd if you stick it in, because we can work something out.
>>133819909
Rika is very cute.
>>133820875
Gather the Dragon Balls.
>>133815276
Absolute cuteness. Even if you somehow aren't interested in doing lewd things with them (don't worry they can do a pretty good job at fixing that), they're still so cute that just looking at one of them will brighten up your day.
>>133825158
If either of you sees or touches the other's genitals, then you go to jail.
>>133813844
Is kissing the pure loli okay?
>>133829171
Only if you aren't afraid of accidents related to massive amounts of blushing.
>>133829171
Depends where you want to kiss her.
>>133813055
i have hugged my daughteru today
>>133813844
Add a yandere loli and we're golden.
>>133829487
Any suggestions for traits?
>>133829171
Only on the forehead or a peck on the cheek.
>>133829310
Is kissing her butt lewd?
>>133819740
I wanna get ordered to kill myself by my Mistress loli.
>>133829573
Pros: Will do anything you ask her to (except break up). Very good with kitchen knives.
Neutral: Slightly mentally unstable.
Cons: You cannot talk to, or look at any other loli ever again.
>>133829771
No, but her cunny is off-limits.
>>133829824
Why not? There's nothing lewd about cunny kissing.
>>133829771
Yes, very lewd.
>>133829849
Why would you want to kiss a loli's cunny anyway? They pee from there, it's dirty.
>>133829771
As long as it isn't the middle it isn't.
>>133830055
>lolifluids
>dirty
>>133813844
>Loli housewife
>>133814699
>Loli Husband
Oh God, which do I choose? They're bnoth perfect.
>>133831884
Depends.
You like a suit and cellphone more, or a apron and spatula more?
You're all pedophiles
>>133832132
I'm more of a hebe.
>>133813844
I'm already the housewife so order me 1 pure and 2 tomboys.
>>133832423
You only get one loli.
>>133832423
Why would you want so many?
>>133832601
>>133832637
So they have company when I'm doing house choresand for the 2 tomboys to bully the pure one
>>133832132
Yes, and?
>>133832700
Bullying is awful.
>>133813844
butt loli
Pro: softest butt, will do anything related to anal
Neutral: has all kinds of toys.
Cons: occasionally uses them to return the favor.
>>133832102
While both of those sound like paradise I think I'd rather stay home and cook and clean than work. You've helped me make up my mind, and I think I'd rather take care of a working loli rather than the other way around..
