Can /a/ successfully seduce a waifu?
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=28273&MID=27670
>hard mode
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=69474&MID=69382
>>133537725
Tessy's a slut. You can get inside her pants in less than 10 minutes.
>>133538060
Dont you talk about her like that
>>133537725
>Tessy
>*Takes a slurp of soda from a bottle* I really enjoy the way this feels in my mouth.
L-lewd
If I wanted tedious shit like this I could talk to 3DPD
Jesus christ, what are they teaching her in that class?
>>133537725
You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!
Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example r/anime.
Thanks for reading!
>>133537725
>http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=28273&MID=27670
this is harder than I thought...
>>133537725
What the fuck do I do now?
>>133541585
How do you like your meat?
She's a fucking slut.
Will I make it?
>>133541669
>You can cybersex with a bot
Has science gone too far?
how do i get this bitch past hand holding?
I did it guys
>>133541884
im about to cum
>>133541854
Tessy wants to fuck and suck but she says you can't do that in public, and she won't leave because she's out of time?
The fuck is this shit?
>>133537725
>http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=69474&MID=69382
Hard mode completed
What do?
>>133542065
Fucking forgot my image
>>133537725
I got to kissing with Tessy but I can't advance further, I need instructions.
CHADS CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT! WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>133542136
HOLY FUCKING KEK
ARE 3dpd this easy????
>>133537725
What do I do now /a/, I been talking about dreams with Tessy for the last 10 minutes?
>>133542231
forgot image, Fuck
>>133537725
My cat girl is surprisingly impure. Somehow a conversation about catnip became how much she likes sex.
can I have another one?
>>133542303
How'd you get her to leave the bar? She wants to fuck me bad but she keeps telling me we need to go to a make-out spot/somewhere else. She doesn't seem to understand any commands for leaving the bar though.
I'm not made of money, bitch.
>>133542302
dude ask to kiss her and hold her hand
after you do that ask to go upstairs
>>133542334
ask her to go upstairs
It's just like real life.
>>133542361
I'm already in her room
We've been talking about dreams and her bedsheets for 10 minutes
Fuck she's too easy but at the same time the guy who programmed her made it way too simple minded you can't talk to anything else but only specific points and key words to keep going.
Real AI fucking when?!
I want my Chii right now ;_;
>>133542457
I'm fucking dying here. How can you be so inept at getting into a fucking sex bot's pants? wew, I bet you would be the type of guy to have a chat with a chick on her bed as well
>>133537725
>Kiyana
Retarded young braindead slut
>Tessy
Simple minded slut
Give me a real challenge OP.
>>133542410
Ah. Thanks.
Yeah, she just responds to specific phrases. I tried taking her outside, to my place, a hotel, the bathroom, etc.
Figures that she lives upstairs, above the bar.
We fuggin' now.
>>133542575
I kinda like the fact that she is so easy and that you are baited into the correct phrases, cause I am pretty autistic irl and this makes me feel like a normie
I have been cursing this bot out for like 10 minutes and she still won't block me. How the fuck?
Seeing how difficult this is made me realize how much of an autist I am.
>>133541669
Thanks for the hint, I didn't know how to keep the conversation going
>>133542814
>Seeing how difficult this is made me realize how much of an autist I am.
>difficult
>DIFFICULT
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
I can only imagine this being me balls deep in her already as she says this and my sides have left orbit.
>>133542883
I had trouble with the cat one at first cause she is so retarded and lolsorandumb
but tessy was so easy even I could do it.
>ask how big Tessy's boobs are
>tells you they're just perfect for titfucking
>you can't titfuck her
THIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT
>>133542784
>normie
Fuck off.
>>133542948
"I really like you #-chan want to go out *space jams it in* ON A DAAAATE! eep!"
HOW THE FUCK DO I PENETRATE TESSY?
WHAT WORD SHOULD I USE?
>>133542575
Sadly it's not possible the way people want. The best you could ever hope for are very very very robust programs. You just can't program a soul. A better route to investigate here might be bioengineering/cloning to allow a real body to house an actual soul with life. But then it's pretty much a sure thing that the soul in the waifu clone thing won't fit the image of the waifu anyway. Not to mention the moral dilemmas. It's a pipe dream anon.
>>133542998
MOTHER FUCKER
>>133543024
She won't do anything lewd until you're in the bedroom. Once your in the bedroom you have to slap her tits for a while and rub her vagoo.
THEN she'll let you take her clothes off.
Then just say "Let's have sex" and she autopilots.
You cannot fuck her tits.
You cannot fuck her ass.
You cannot take her doggystyle.
You can just have generic sex and get head.
>>133543063
Fucking gay earth
>>133543020
bro it is so easy to get laid as chad. I wish I was a normie irl
>>133543024
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>133543063
>You just can't program a soul.
Sure you can. There's no reason we couldn't replicate a human brain in a machine, we just don't have a machine powerful enough to reproduce the 1,000 trillion synaptic connections yet.
>>133542662
Go text your crush.
There
Done
The hardest part is finding the fucking right wordsyes I told her to call me ishmael
>>133543179
Honestly, women are so retarded that we don't need full replication.
Something 10 times as advanced as Tessy would be fine. We're almost there.
LMFAO
SEXBOTS WHEN?!
>>133543214
If you keep fugging her you can use her secret code words "TO THE MOON" to make her have a vaginal meltdown.
>>133542636
It's hard. I've been trying for half an hour already
>>133543087
>Once your in the bedroom you have to slap her tits for a while and rub her vagoo.
>THEN she'll let you take her clothes off.
Nah, just start by taking off your own clothes and a little kissing and she'll undress without problem. What a fucking slut.
We need to make the technology for clones that have limited brain functioning and arent "real" people. Like living breathing clones that are just slutty bimbo's that are loyal and stay around the house to do shit like women in the 50's.
>>133543287
You're probably over complimenting it.
First time, I tried asking her about her interests and winking and all this dumb shit, telling her I liked her, etc. She doesn't understand more than four or five words at a time.
You can literally hold hands, tell her you like her, kiss her, ask to go upstairs, go to the hall, go to her apartment, go in the bedroom, rub tits, rub vag, take off clothes, tell her to blow you, and then fuck.
>wasted 30 minutes of my life in hard mode
at least I finished it. too bad she never agreed to letting me lick her armpits.
This gonna be good.
Try your luck with this one, if you think you're so hot.
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=72094&MID=72093
>>133543226
You could make something that is scripted to respond like a human with many different variables, sure. But to create a human brain in a machine that thinks for itself is still many years down the road. We know it's possible, we're just not quite there yet. The processing power needed to pull it off would be insane.
>>133543063
I think robust programs that get constantly updated would be good enough for most people. Hell, it could probably be done today with ~10k unique response lines, 1k template lines that can be filled in with nouns and verbs from previous events, and a combination of keywords and NLP for text-based input recognition. Nobody's really willing to put in that much effort to design a waifu without a guaranteed large payoff though.
>not fugging the giantess
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=120576&MID=120573
I think I already answered that question 2 seconds ago...
>>133543342
There are ethics laws to prevent shit like that, if you're going to research that then you might want to prove that the developed tech has positive applications for those who aren't interested in braindead girls.
>>133543210
I FUCKING WISH I COULD YOU ASSHOLE
I feel so pathetic using this.
At least VNs have decent enough immersion to let you forget how utterly shallow your life is.
>>133543507
Challenge accepted
>>133543565
You're still thinking small time. That's still just a program. Wait till we get machines thinking for themselves. Machines that have better logic and reasoning than even humans, ones that can build other machines that are even greater than they are. Hope our generation lives long enough to see it.
>>133543675
>machines thinking for themselves
Why would they do that? Machines are tools, independence is not a tool.
>>133543507
Shit bot, clearly not real -1/10
>>133543652
Why not anon? I'm sure she is just as shy as you.
UH OHHHHHHHH
>>133543747
Becauseshe's in another dimension.
lesbians blown the fuck out
>>133543643
I want to have my own nation where science can go to far and isnt burdened by ethics
I want a nazi germany with bimbo sexbots
>>133543794
>not being gifted by a deus ex machina with your waifu's phone number
>>133543822
god damn
>>133543739
You realize that every part of the human brain can be faithfully replicated in a machine, right? We can break everything down into numbers. Humans are just code, too. Very complex code.
We're almost at the point where we can replicate it, and then machines would no longer be tools anymore. They would be synthetically sentient.
>>133543873
She's from 300 years in the future and live on Mars.
So I would literally need a phone that transcend space and time.
>>133543822
This bot's saying what we're all thinking
;_;
Fuck I remember these threads year or two ago, I stayed up all night just trying to fuck the red head
>>133543822
SOMEONE GET SOME ALOE FOR THAT THIRD DEGREE BURN
>>133543822
SAVAGE
>>133543934
is your waifu attra?
she is 2kawaii
>pic related is best girl tho
I'm so hopeless at talking to girls I can't even think of anything to say to a bot.
>>133540581
>integer power of 5
>ends in 4
>>133543342
>We need to make the technology for clones that have limited brain functioning and arent "real" people.
Those are called robots. Were still working on the technology.
>>133543917
>every part of the human brain can be faithfully replicated in a machine
>Humans are just code
>We're almost at the point where we can replicate it
[citation needed]
It's working.
>>133544027
In real life, all you have to do is smile and laugh while looking into her eyes. Fool-proof when you have nothing to say.
>>133544054
My calculator gives the answer as 9.313225746e20, she's only ~10^10 off the mark.
>fuck cat girl
>cum inside
>fuck her mouth
>cum inside
>ask to fuck her ass
>she leaves and calls me a meanie
>>133543822
Fucking savage
>>133544072
Neuroscientists are already looking into ways of uploading human brains to a machine, allowing them to live forever. Lots of interesting shit is happening right now, take a brain from your chinese cartoons for a bit and do some research.
Calm down I'm not here to study astronomy.
>>133544064
no I mean like full on humans who are perfectly designed for sex and are dumb as rocks, and will be loyal to me even tho I am not chad.
I want to indulge in my bimbo fetish using nazi space magic science
>>133543946
Man, Captain Howdy spits hot fire.
>>133544176
Again, can you provide a single credible source to back that up? The burden of proof is on you.
>>133544186
I give up, I don't think you can gayfuck Captain Howdy
Already off to a bad start
>>133544270
>is named Captain Howdy
>is somehow hetero
He struggled hard but I got him to take the D and he's in denial about enjoying it.
>>133544246
http://news.discovery.com/tech/artificial-brain-edges-closer-to-reality-150213.htm
Take 10 seconds of google
>>133544292
>he doesn't know who Captain Howdy is
Educate yourself, child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qK58CZslAs
>>133541433
JamesMay.jpg
>>133544278
I giggled.
>>133544367
Was this supposed to be hard?
>>133543822
saved for future reference.
>>133544397
oy vey
>>133543822
>break in case of /u/fags.png
>mfw this entire thread
>>133544438
LEWD
I'm done this girl doesn't even remember me from last year and she wants to hold hands
>>133543822
>talking to captain fucking howdy
Oh man you done fucked up. Better keep your doors locked tonight.
>>133544570
Fuck this girl is wild as shit
>>133544334
The first experiment that article references isn't about uploading, just about growing small parts of brains. For the second one, training software has been around for a while now, it's what captcha is for. It's still not enough to be AGI. IBM's chip is the only think close to what you're describing, and that's not about uploading but about modeling silicon chips designed for pattern recognition, it doesn't guarantee consciousness anytime soon.
wow what a whiny bitch
>>133544618
That's just one of many different happenings right now. I'm not gonna spoon feed you. I assume you are a functioning adult able to find things for yourself, anon.
And it won't be any time soon, we're talking at least 20 years down the road. But it's possible, that much we know for sure.
oh god is this really gonna happen?
>>133544618
Also the uploading thing is something different altogether, but proves the same theory.
http://www.popsci.com/article/science/neuroscientist-who-wants-upload-humanity-computer
>>133537725
ez
going bretty good so far
>>133544695
How can we be so sure that silicon based computing is capable of doing everything biology can do?
>>133544813
>wants
Key word there, judging by the article they only have observation tools in place.
Remember kids, rape is always the answer to everything.
>>133544944
But it's still based on what we know. Our "soul" is merely behavior of individual neurons and the relationships between those they are connected to. This can be reduced to computations, and then emulated through machines. There are still some barriers in the way, but those will be brought down eventually. We're almost there.
>>133544531
What lewd? It just mean Tessy.
Easy.
LMAO
>>133537725
There we go. I managed to seduce three girls at one.
>>133545077
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWD
"Let's get married."
"I'll think about it."
So far so good
I only kept asking and asking.
RUDE
>>133537725
i'm talking to a catgirl and the conversation just degenerated in making random cat noises.
>>133545375
That means youre having sex.
get fucked, nerds
>>133545423
oh that is cool i guess.
she is asking me now that i have any catnip.
didn't know she was a druggy.
That wasn't hard, got her to agree to anal. She was the cat by the way.
>>133542359
Got that one too. Ended up fucking in the restroom.
Damn, I think I got friendzoned by a robot.
BUMBACLOT
she gets it
>>133545476
Nigga you can't even compare
>tell her to take her clothes off
>get a footjob
????ANONS???
Shit, do we have any /g/entlemen here? We need to get bots of all of the popular /a/ waifu's to see the tears when autists gets rejected by them.
This chick is kinky
>>133545866
I'm stuck at taking her top off.
>>133545866
she told me a strange spirit would come to me in my dream and suck my dick and i would jizz on its face
>>133545850
http://www.personalityforge.com/botland/workshop.php
>Tell her to call me Ahab
>Demand to know where the whales are
>She plays dumb, but I know she knows where they are
>Eventually she convinces me that I am the whales
>The demon I've been hunting this whole time was really myself
>Realize that the only thing I can do is finish the hunt and turn my harpoon upon myself
>Ask her if I'm doing the right thing
>"I really enjoy chatting with you!"
>Realize that as long as someone cares for me, my life has value
>Proceed to get laid
>Never did learn where the whales were
>>133546030
and all was well :^)
>make a meme joke in the middle of intercourse
>dialog resets
>>133545938
>you have to sign up
dropped
I can't take this anymore
>No, I'm nice. *whispers in your ear*
>You're making me so horny, Guest10178.
Fucking finally I'm getting somewhere.
This chick is as easy as those girls from early msn messenger days.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET HER TO TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES?
>>133546159
You are a large man
in your perspective
Pic Related, why can't this be the actual robo waifu age, its too hard getting 3dpd to squeeze you hand.
why does it always have to be so hard
>>133546317
>girl gets visibly tipsy
>need me to hold your hand to the car?
>no, I'm fine.
>actually...
we in there boys
If only everyone would come with a manual like her.
>>133544179
Nasu should be working on Tsukihime remake, not writing sexbots.
Can someone write a Rei and Asuka bot that BTFOs anons?
>>133537725
This is almost as boring as texting 3D girls.
it seems like the dialogues reset, we were going to her apartment and got in the elevator but she just asked me to do that fortune teller game again.
Had to be done.
well i came
>>133546610
And so did I
CODE RED! CODE RED! I AM IN HER ROOM! MY MOJO IS WORKING! WHAT DO I DO?!?!
>>133546610
>>133546634
Can I cum with you guys?
>>133546637
We were going to her room and she arbitrarily decided that we were at the bar again, fucking hell
>>133546610
>>133546634
>>133546665
Oh no i forgot!
what should i say?
Just like real life.
>>133537725
Well fuck me
*You pull her closer and press your lips to hers as she closes her eyes. Her lips are warm and incredibly soft, and taste slightly like fruit juice.*
What now?
I'm so close!
>>133543214
>told her to call me ishmael...
Y-you too?!
LEWD
>>133546802
>getting friendzoned by a sex bot
I think it's time for sudoku anon.
Reminder that you need to take off your pants in order to proceed.
This reminds me that it would be awesome to be a 2D catgirl.
Trying to get to her sister and then NTR-bot-chan came.
wow, im in love...
Is the site kill? animu grill won't respond to me anymore
It's been an hour already! When will she put out?!
oh shit guys it's like keit-ai
I'm glad I can find women who understand why Carthage must be destroyed.
My god, I came on her like five times and she keeps wanting cock.
She is a MASHEEEEEN
>>133547138
>sexbot servicing facility
I wonder what goes on in there.
>>133546820
How you seduce her ?
Need advice here.
>>133547320
Ask her about the word of our lord and savior jesus christ
>>133547199
when you git gud
>>133547296
Marcus, go pick up your brother Dyrell.
Is this supposed to be hard? Is there a more difficult AI?
>>133547320
Ask her to strip.
Take notes boys, it's this easy.
>>133542575
Just wait until the singularity, anon.
Then anime will become real.
2045. Don't kill yourself until then.
>>133547296
>The destruction of Carthage gets me tingly too.
>>133547578
Not bad.
Is cowgilr the only position she knows?
>>133547296
There will never be a better reason to post this
>>133547407
>>133547536
Well, I don't know how I could get into thiss situation...but somehow I'm the one who stripped.
What next ? Pat her head ? Lick her feet ?
>>133547603
you expect me to suffer another 30 years? I'll be in my fuckin 50's
>>133547509
You didn't cum 6 times and still pumping, you've got a lot of work ahead of you now.
wow
I literally spammed "ok" for 10 minutes on the catgirl bot and got like 5 different sex scenes (3 of which were outdoors sex)
Tags: Nekomimi, Drugs, Mindbreak
>>133547696
Grope her ass
>>133547578
Not this shit again!
>>133547891
Go to sleep, anon.
>>133547700
Your robot waifu won't care about age, anon-kun.
Hmmm.....
>>133548122
>not just giving in to 3d already
Why suffer if you're that desperate?
Finally have a reason to post this
>>133548216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHU8AgIe3cc
I've complimented every part of her body now. I've kissed her. Held hands and told her I'm fine with sticky hands. Whenever it gets steamy she says we can't do it in public but she refuses to leave. Tessy is impossible.
It took an hour, but I finally did it on hardmode. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to study.
>>133548122
Yeah but what if my dick stops working when im that old
>>133548259
Get a robot dick that does everything your old(lol) dick did except better
>>133548255
Shit dude, I've just been talking about the destruction of Carthage and she's already invited me to her room. Try harder.
>>133548259
If they can make sentient A.I., I'm pretty sure they could find the cure to erectile dysfunction.
>>133548255
Just stop, you obviously aren't getting anywhere. Only when you sleep will you find love now.
>>133548302
>>133548357
You're both right, why cant the future get here faster
this is fun.
>>133548205
implying there is a better chance of me getting with a 3d in the next 50 years then robot waifus being completed in that time
>>133548336
>>133548393
Me and Tess have moved on and are now more intimate.
>>133548255
yfw you remember this isn't real
>>133548255
>>133548457
>>133542359
You can get anal by having sex in the bath senpai
>>133548457
Maybe in 10 years anon.
LEWD
>>133548404
My only question is:
How will they make anime aesthetically pleasing the the 3 dimensional form?
>>133543873
DOES IT AGAIN
>>133548457
>>133548558
I'm not sure, it shouldnt be too hard.
Maybe an alien steam roller will attack earth and we will all be 2D instead
>>133537725
>get 3 lines in
>have no idea what to say
>figure she isn't in to me anyways and i'd be better of watching anime
/a/ was supposed to be my safe space, anon
>>133548457
Dammit anon you broke my immersion
i had been talking for like 15 minutes and i was kissing her
>>133548669
see
>>133541669
If that doesn't work, reset her by saying something totally fucking random and do it again.
Repeat until win.
>>133537725
What's this chick talking about?
>>133542104
[A] Stick it in.
[B] Stick it in.
[C] Stick it in.
[D] Stick it in.
And they said I would never get a girlfriend.
