Describe a series you liked in a way that would make you avoid it like the plague.
I'll start:
>3 girls google stuffOP pic is not related.
>>133529131
Mentally challenged person walks around an Italian city, that is on Mars for some reason, for three seasons.
High school girls play Mahjongg.
>>133529131
The main character's power is that he can have all of the other powers, but everyone else only gets one.
Girls discussing their periods.
>>133529441
yamada kun and the 7 witches
>>133529407
saki
are we supposed to be guessing?
>>133529510
I thought about just describing. But you can do guessing if you'd like.
>>133529510
It was not supposed to be Yamada Kun and the 7 Witches.
I should note that the villain can also have all of the powers.
>>133529680
Needless?
Dick jokes: the anime
>>133529737
Correct!
How about this:
Highschool girls shoot each other to save their boat.
>>133529131
I like nihilistic ego egotistical maniacs who kill thousands of people to piss off his dad and turn people into zombies to fight his brother who is trying to build world peace
>>133529477
What do I win?
An edgy autist cheats at Mahjong and everyone thinks he's good.
>>133529131
Local Man Suffers Physically in Running a Family of Immigrants
Bored genius explaining everyday events to a girl with ADHD.
Guy looking for his dad
>>133530361
Hyouka?i-i liked it
50 episodes about an old japanese card game that's so obscure many japanese don't even know it. There aren't even any pictures on the cards, just lots of words. And they don't summon monsters or do anything magical. Also no super powers or lesbians. In fact it's a typical shoujo, where all good looking guys fall in love with the female protagonist and the source manga is published in one of those girl magazines with consistenly ugly cover art.
>>133530455
Correct.
>>133530323
IS?
Taken from Wikipedia no less.
>It follows high school girl [Name redacted] who manages her school's baseball team using Peter Drucker's Management: Tasks, Responsibilities, Practices to rally her dispirited teammates
I didn't like it that much, but whatever.
Guy is in debt and goes to a ship to pay it. He's a GYAMBURU addict and also has a really long nose.
Dumb high-schooler plays some old card game.
>>133529131
Yuyushiki, right?
Miner uses the fucking moon and throws galaxies a his foe to defeat a chalkboard drawing.
>>133530661
TTGLel
>>133529131
6 dykes study art and live in the same apartment complex.
It's a mix of Evangelion and Sailor Moon with hidden quotes of Goethe's Faust
Girl does favors to whoever asks her.
>>133530783
That description reminds me of the author's writing.
Faust with middle schoolers
Nothing happens.
>>133530768
Hidamari
>>133530839
K-on?
>>133530484
Not quite. I'll keep giving hints in news article titles.
Local Man Basically Runs a Zoo of a House, Treats Inhabitants as People
>>133530839
I would watch that, whatever show you meant. Try harder.
>>133530899
that is because your time is worthless, like you.
>>133530889
But Ace Ventura doesn't have an anime.
it's just fujoshit
>>133529306
oh fuck you
also
CHINESE ELECTRIC BATMAN
>>133530889
Oh, Metal Gear Darling, okay.
>>133530839
Nisekoi?
It's kind of like Inception, except one of the characters is a morbidly obese man.
>>133530839
Is that a fucking subtle reference to Texhnolyze?
>>133529131
>>3 girls google stuff
I was really surprised when it turned out to be amazing.
>>133530768
>6 dykes ... live in the same apartment complex.
Why would I avoid this? It sounds great
>>133529131
a tryhard edgelord, for no reason, has a harem of dysfunctional girls and together they make obscure jokes that only make sense of you're Japanese.
>>133531180
>a tryhard edgelord, for no reason, has a harem of dysfunctional girls and together they make obscure jokes that only make sense of you're Japanese.
Monogatari
>>133529941
PICKED THE FUCK UP.
>>133531206
close...
A bunch of assassins couldn't hurt a fucking fly let alone each other.
>>133529131
scum loser who is horny for everyone got took down by a squirell
"Look, you just have to get to the end of the third episode. Trust me, that's when it gets really good."
>>133531180
>a tryhard edgelord, for no reason, has a harem of dysfunctional girls and together they make obscure jokes that only make sense of you're Japanese.
Sounds Like Infinite Stratos to me.
>ex-biker gives up his former life to become a teacher. He constantly gets bullied by his collegues and his students too. He doesn't even have enough money to afford an apartment.
>>133531281
Akuma no Riddle
A family violence victim's life takes a turn for the worst when he makes acquaintances with a transvestite.
>>133531371
Yup.
>>133529131
Beta fuck takes care of probably autistic girl that isn't his, cue shenanigans and coming of age story
>>133530768
>and live in the same apartment complex.
No they don't. Not anymore. ;_;
>>133531459
Sounds like every RomCom to me. Would not watch.
>>133531459
Is there a lesbian kiss in it dess?
A faggots cries while lose huge amounts of money.
A ronin moves in an apartment complex with other losers.
>>133531552
I hate it.
>>133531535
there isn't much rom going on, actually. just comi was actually thinking of two series because a manga sounded very similar to my description of the anime
It's a snake arc.
An asshole abandons his kid for 3 years, and uses Dragon Balls to cure magical AIDS.
A robot does nothing interesting at all.
Also, nothing happens.
>>133531180
>a tryhard edgelord, for no reason, has a harem of dysfunctional girls and together they make obscure jokes that only make sense of you're Japanese.
Zetsubou Sensei?
>>133531459
You left out the worst part where he fucks her after she grows up.
>>133531783
The one that's named after the first letter of the Greek alphabet?
>>133531515
The alpha dykes have passed their positions onto the next generation of dykes.
Guy abuses religious women and female scientists, just to force his world views onto them.
>>133531240
How have you not seen code geass yet?
Female lesbians sex eachother on rape prison island, while female Hitler is sent to prison to fight dragons in a giant gundam, ending up in dragon land where they travel demensions only to fuck some dude and battle a time wizard who wants to rape her
>>133532484
>liking Cross Ange
>>133529131
It's like Shigatsu except there's no music and the guy gets pissed on a lot.
A family of Vampires try to take over a small town in the middle of nowhere
>>133529131
A brain damaged kid tries to play a hero.
>>133530180
Nothing.
>>133532762
This doesn't sound that bad even if I didn't know it was Shiki.
>>133532531
>not liking AOTY 2014
>>133532484
>only to fuck some dude
Fuck, you almost got me interested.
>>133532851
Don't worry anon, she goes both ways
>>133532901
If a dude wins in the end, it's not worth it.
A man dedicates his life to killing god after god rapes his girlfriend so hard she becomes retarded. At one point a woman masturbates while watching people be burned at the stake.
Some guy decides to commit suicide. Ends up fucking a ghost instead.
>>133532979
Berserk?
>>133533145
Correct.
>>133532932
>wins
About that
>>133533114
Kana
>>133533322
Yup.
>>133531793
winrar
>>133533393
Hey, fuck you, I liked that one.
A very well known trader is constantly bailed out by his god girlfriend when things go south, then blames him for everything.
>>133533393
>generic highschool setting
>moeshit
I'm pretty sure most of the generic high school setting clichés don't go with "moeshit" that well, since they almost all require a male MC.
>>133529855
Girls und Panzer?
Some kids beat up bugs
A talented student that goes to a battle highschool but is hated by his family and classmates, but it better than everyone else in the school. He has a love interest that loves him for some particular reason as well as a building harem.
>>133533273
Are you trying to ruse me anon?
>>133533472
>God girlfriend
But that would just make me more interested even if I didn't know.
>>133531459
Sakurasou
All of these are manga:
1. Scott Pilgrim, but with fetishes.
2. Students find school shootings to be ineffective.
3. A pornography connoisseur is disappointed by his catless existence.
4. Spoiled brat remains unpunished.
5. School nurse with poor depth perception is sexually harassed by assistant.
6. The worst arc lasts for half of the series.
7. Highschool student tries to romance vampire while a transsexual werewolf befriends his granddaughter.
8. Hey Arnold, if Arnold was easily flustered.
9. A middle schooler's harem is made chiefly of cats.
10. Death Note, but the demon is pushier.
11. Middle schooler is annoyed by the size of her neighbor's breasts.
12. A romance series that shows a graphic depiction of goats being slaughtered according to Islamic food preparation law.
13. A man assaults one of his classmates on the first day of school. She then develops a crush on him.
14. Dadrock wish fulfillment.
15. A boy distracts the girl that sits next to him in class. Everyone thinks they're dating as a result.
16. Suave Garfield.
17. Semi-explicit drawings of an article of clothing.
18. Girl is interested in brother's penis.
19. Five year old constantly bothers neighbors.
20. Teacher at high school is pedophile.
21. A romance story with no conflict whatsoever. Main character has a dank ass bedroom.
22. Girls complain that boys receive too much attention.
23. Fish destroy world by farting.
24. Man is horrified by cats.
25. Boy forces girl to quit school, later moves in with her.
26. Loli that's actually 500 years old tries to seduce former gang member. Eventually succeeds.
27. Teacher punches student through window. Is forgiven.
28. A town is destroyed by a shape.
>>133533690
Yes.
>>133534072
Boku no Hero Academia?
>>133535171
>23. Fish destroy world by farting.
This one is definitely gyo. Which was awesome by the way
>>133535171
>23. Fish destroy world by farting.
The description is way funnier and more interesting than the real deal.
my sister has been taken hostage by a hat
>>133535978
super frog saves tokyo
>an idiot doesn't do much for 3/4 of the series, kind of just wanders through problems a super hot and sorta kinda crazy chick solves for him (terminally)
>a girl causes the end of the world for everyone but her boyfriend, who shortly thereafter, dies
>>133535299
Correct.
>>133535872
It was a lot less funny than I expected, but it was really good.
>>133535171
>3. A pornography connoisseur is disappointed by his catless existence.
Is this Denki-gai?
I've got a hard one.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE
>>133535171
>6. The worst arc lasts for half of the series.
I'm tempted so say Berserk.
>>133538927
Yes.
>>133539134
No, but the boat does piss me off.
>>133530396
Fullmetal Alchemist?
>>133530477
>>133530576
Chihiyafuru
>>133539518
Yes.SAKUYA KONOOOOOO HANAAAAAAAA
>>133535171
28. Uzumaki
>>133535171
Hi jason
1) Oddman 11
2) AssClass
3) Denki-Gai
4)
5) Dr. Hitomi
6) Hunter x Hunter
7)
8)
9)
10) Nuero
11)
12) Otoyomegatari
13)
14) BECK
15) Seki-kun
16) Tonnura-San
17)
18) Watamote
19) Yotsuba
20) Azumanga Daioh
21)
22)
23) Gyo
24) Cat Diaries
25) koe no katachi
26)
27)
28) Uzumaki
>>133539922
Correct
>>133540109
Hello
Correct on all counts, except for 14.
>>133530839
>Nothing happens.
A show about nothing: Lucky Star.
>>133531357
>ex-biker gives up his former life to become a teacher. He constantly gets bullied by his collegues and his students too. He doesn't even have enough money to afford an apartment.
Great Teacher Onizuka.
>>133529131
Fat nerds stick a phone onto a microwave.
>>133532285
Seikon no Qwaser?
>>133533970
>Some kids beat up bugs
Blue Gender.
Woman who looks like an alien eats food.
>>133535171
>Tenjou Tenge.
>>133540466
>>133532285
Obviously Index.
>>133535171
>26. Loli that's actually 500 years old tries to seduce former gang member. Eventually succeeds.
Dance in the Vampire Bund.
>>133540652
>Some kids beat up bugs
>Blue Gender.
Also, Koukaku no Regios.
>>133540109
>Koe no Katachi
When do they move in together?
>>133529441
Persona?
>>133529826
Gurren Lagann
>>133541213
The end.
>>133540936
Nope
>>133540873
No.
>>133541362
This one was already answered in the thread.
>>133531117
Steins; Gate
>>133529826
SYD
>>133541779
No. Even more like Inception. Even fatter guy.
A edgy teenager and a gay vampire work on ticking off every box on the generic battle shonen checklist.
>>133531851
Don't fucking remind me.
>>133535171
>14. Dadrock wish fulfillment
Detroit Metal City
>>133529826
FLCL
>>133542149
Nope. Good guess though.
>>133542199
Just guessing wildly here but 20th Century Boys?
It had some elements of that.
>>133542447
No. Way more wish fulfillment.
>>133529131
A group of mentally unstable women attempt to get the awkward beta guy that no one else likes to notice them.
>>133529441
>The main character's power is that he can have all of the other powers, but everyone else only gets one.
Charlotte.
>>133542970
Steins; Gate
>>133542970
Every harem show ever
A sports manga supposedly about basket, full of fujoshit, featuring incredibly ridiculous abilities. There's a guy that never fails a shot and can shoot from anywhere, another guy that can see the court like he were watching from above, and the main character has an inexplicable power of no presence that makes people around him seem like retards. That's how it was described to me.
I can't believe how much I enjoyed it even if almost all of that description turned out to be spot on.
A man wakes up and has no idea where he is. He meets a girl and becomes a king.
>>133532285
>>133531558
>>133531678
>>133530784
That sounds totally watchable
A battle shonen with a MC that's not a special snowflake at all. In fact, he's the less special person of Earth. At the end of chapter 1, he becomes special.
>>133545059
Boku no Hero Academia.
>>133530455
Please tell me how to enjoy Hyouka. It's so boring.
>>133531180
>a tryhard edgelord, for no reason, has a harem of dysfunctional girls and together they make obscure jokes that only make sense of you're Japanese.Joshiraku]
Shogun: Total War
Cute Girl edition.
A detective who carries around a picture of his actress waifu in his wallet ends up trying to solve his waifu's sister's murder
>>133530539
Moshidora?
>>133531314
Every anime ever recommended ever?
>>133531281
What is literally any show involving an assassin school
So much fucking wasted potential in that setting and people keep making shows about it, getting my hopes up, and fucking it up yet again
1. Ashita no Joe if it was written by an edgy teenager
2. Shounen main character in a Seinen world
3. Salems Lot: The Anime
4. SS and Trains
5. What sane person would place landmines around the school?
6. The MC's parents really didn't love him enough to buy him a computer with decent internet connection so that he can satiate his pornographic habits
7. Gundam: The Musical
8. Evangelion: The Musical
9. An original anime about people in the industry trying to create an original anime
10. Soongebob...If written by Urobutchi
11. A High School Girl really, REALLY wants to get fucked badly
12. Glasses girl is the best girl
>>133531314
Lost my head when I got it.
>>133546800
1. Meguru?
3. Shiki
7. Macross?
8. RahXephon?
9. Shirobako
>>133544300
Kekkon Yubiwa Monogatari?
>>133546474
>>133530836
Madoka?
>>133529826
Obviously Gintama
>>133547195
Ha.
>>133547838
Gintama doesn't have any dicks. Just the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.
A washed up loser meets a mysterious blonde, spends the rest of the show trying to run away from his problems.
>>133548949
Gintama.
>>133549063
No.
School, Slice of Life.
>>133529826
shimoneta and you know Im right
>>133548949
Sounds like Kizumonogatari.
>>133546588
Yep.
Why do 90% of the posters here think this about vaguely describing an anime and guessing it?
Is the OP really too hard to comprehend for you retards?
>>133529131
Mecha, aliens, UNDERSTANDING.
>>133548112
>Gintama
This, Gintama is Anus Jokes actually.
Hitler starts working as a McDonalds employee, while a holocaust survivor tries to assassinate him, but the /pol/ice is on his side.
>>133530943
Man oh man several years ago I played Trackmania with some randoms from /v/. The guy who hosted the server we played on had that as his username and I never knew what it was from until I watched DtB earlier this year.
>>133552184
Way too easy, anon-chan.
Edgelord clings to diary about people he wants to die.
>>133549963
True, but it's a different show. Hint: made by the same studio as Gintama.
>>133551999
Gundam: Space Flower Edition
>>133539070Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>133539070
KEIT-AI WILL (FIND A WAY)
ANON SHALL (SPAM ON /a/)
LET ME OFF
THIS FUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
MC is a creep who spends most of his time spying on people with his magic phone.
>It's like Elfen Lied, but twice as long
>>133552184
But that makes me want to watch it.
>>133546800
The only one that I'm 100% sure is
5. Burning Transfer Student
>>133529131
Forced drama at the end involving the MC suddenly getting sick and another character (MC's best friend) almost leaving Japan.
> contract
> people die
> became a god
this is easy
A very bored demon drop his stuff on human world for the lulz.
>>133562736
Magia > Hikari Furu > Connect > Kimi no Gin no Niwa > Luminous > Colorful > And I'm Home > Mata Ashita
>>133554036
Deathnote?
>>133552184
That just makes it sound even better.
The mc appearance is only for comedic effect.
>>133535171
28 Eva
Fad anime best known for the main girl's clothing.
>>133562926
Deathnote?
>>133563259
senketsu?
>>133563517
yes
>>133563587
Newer than that.
humanoid alien girl becomes a diplomat
>>133563259
Sailor moon?
>>133531851
So uh what's this one called? Not for any reason in particular of course...
If barbie dolls could compete in a robotic games
>>133541959
Hellsing?
MC is living inside MC head.
this is too easy anon.
>>133554091
>BNP making other anime
>>133564658
Free?
>>133563259
Dungeon Sluts
Local boy isn't living his life correctly
>>133564817
Fate
two girls scissor each other while a third one watches.
The main character has trouble finding and holding a normal job. His cat bathes herself a lot.
>>133565082
KLK?
>>133564658
BNP didn't exist until 2015.
>>133564700
>Scamco
>Free
U wot m8?
>>133565228
yup
>>133564579
Inception the anime?
>>133541879
Paprika of course
>>133530477
>>133530576
> old card game
I didn't even watch Chihayafuru and I know that's it.
>>133546588
That's cheating, m8. You didn't even need to know anything more than Drucker being mentioned.
>>133529131
>>3 girls google stuff
I heard the show was basically about girls dicking around on wikipedia and picked it up on that alone
Johnny Bravo on Space.
>>133531314
> mfw I waited until around episode six for someone to so much as bring up resurrecting Mami with a wish as a subject
Is Urobushi the hackest writer in the history of man?
>>133532781
Fatre UBW?
I don't think there is a way to make Sam Flam not sound interesting. Remind me again, how come it bombed?
>>133554225
I haven't actually watched 00, so not that one.
>>133546800
>12. Glasses girl is the best girl
Yozakura Quartet.
>>133562926
>A very bored demon drop his stuff on human world for the lulz.
If a god (shinigami) instead of a demon, then that's Deathnote.
Overly buffed men pose for non-existing cameras in mid-dialogue.
>>133566792
Space Dandy. Too easy.
