Clock is horny, what do?
>>133520634
Hug her and tell her you love her
put on some plastic gloves and get it over with
>>133520634
Satisfy clock, not that I'd do otherwise if I actually had a choice in the matter.
>>133520634
Toss her a dildo and a Playgirl. She should be able to figure out the rest.
girls dont get horny
Give clock the cock
>>133520634
dumb clockposter
Wind her up if you catch my drift.
>>133520634
S-she's not going to bully me is she?
>>133520634
Rape her gently
[x] cock the clock
>>133520634
Pff, she's got nothing on a Patek, look at this sexy bitch, just fucking look at it!
Refer her to that perverted Rei clone, whatever her name was.
They are both constantly horny kinky sluts so they would make the perfect pair.
>>133522046
>reach people pay good money for these basic as fuck watches
Jesus Christ dude
COCK THE CLOCK
SEX THE ROLEX
COITUS THE KURUMI
>>133522483
>simpleness is easy
Plebbest of plebs.
Also that's valid for the dial alone, why the fuck do you think a mechanism costs 1000 times more than a shitty quartz? Because it's a fucking work of art.
>>133522685
>it is not needlessly expensive garbage, it is actually """""""""""""""art"""""""""""""""
>>133522832
I said "work". Do you even know what it means to build a mechanism? Are you retarded? Would you call a Michelangelo statue expansive garbage too?
It's all right, if you're poor you can get a good, cheap mechanic watch for less than 100$, stop being a retard and get some taste already.
POST WATCHES
>>133523007
>I buy overly expensive garbage that works the exact same way cheaper products work
>but because they artificially inflated the cost of the more expensive product it is now "art"
>nobody posts the obvious
Fuck the clock into next week
>>133523297
Not that anon, but you're pretty insufferable if you believe all watch movements are the same. There's a reason the Geneva seal exists.
>>133523337
Isn't that to stop us from mustard gassing Muslims
>>133523337
>using a different, impractical, more costly process to get the same result is now """"art""""
>>133523297
A random dude statue pretty much resembles the human body as much as a Michelangelo one.
Your point is invalid.
>>133523399
What do you define art as, then? If you're talking from a purely aesthetic standpoint, Patek movements tend to have display casebacks; they look much nicer than your shitty quartz timex.
>>133523399
>an amazing ultra precise miniature engineering work assembled with human hands is not art
Coming from a Humanitiesfag.
You can't get more retarded than this.
>>133523522
>Humanitiesfag.
>getting to have opinions on engineering
>>133523634
Have you the greentexting syndrome or something?
>>133523634
i want to fuck you while you shitpost with nico faces
Fuck your nerd shit.
>>133522046
We posting favorite clocks?
>>133524188
>nerd
>>>/reddit/
>>133524242
Rolex is for nouveau riche.
>>133524505
Well either that or the GMT Seamaster are at the top of my list
>>133524616
Here's a real patrician diver.
>>133524777
Look dude I'm gonna spend like 4 grand at the most, I don't wanna take out a new mortgage on the house
The only true Patrician's watch, coming through
>>133524505
A nicely faded pepsi GMT or crown-guardless Bond submariner are some of the most tasteful watches in existence, poorfriend.
>>133524777
>blancpain
>patrician
Pick one.
>>133524950
I bet you fap to murrican porn too.
>>133524950
The Bond combo is my personal favorite
>>133520634
>>133525401
>obongo will fuck your clock
Fuck you obongo.
>>133523239
>dat 12yo wrist
put daddy's watch back where you found it
he's gonna be angry when comes home
>>133525653
Not everyone here's a poor, hairy nigger like you mate.
>>133525786
So you're a rich girl?
>>133526764For her
Maurice LaCroix > all
>>133520634
Why is clock so hot?
>>133529133
L-lewd...
>>133520634
Bend over and submit
>>133520634
peroperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperopero "IKUUUUUUUUU~~~~~~~~~"
>>133522685
This may come as a surprise to you but Patek Phillipe actually sells a very large number of quartz movement watches that cost thousands
I mean I get what you were trying to do but if you knew anything about movements you would realize you look pretty stupid, and that quartz is one of the most accurate movements
>>133533910
And what makes you think I don't know that? Nothing I've said is in contrast with that.
>>133534158
Because you didn't, and would have specified as some shitty timex or fossil instead of acting like quartz is cheap or crap in comparison.
Feel free to pretend you thought or knew otherwise. You're and idiot.
Sincerely,
Some guy that spent way too much on an Omega only to have it break twice in 3 years and cost nearly the price of a new unit to replace.
>>133534250
You're the idiot, since you don't seem to understand what the point was.
A quartz movement is cheap AND crap. Sure, it's very accurate, more than a mechanic movement but that's not the point.
Idiot. You probably didn't even treat the Omega as you should have or done basic maintenance.
>>133520634
>lick navel
>>133520634
She has clones. Have fun with it.
>>133537162They have dicks, right?
>>133538814
as much as i disagree with your taste... she could probably arrange that
>>133539364
Best waifu
>>133520634
If she's horny, I see no reason to not just give it to her. Anything else would just have negative consequences for both.
>invent clock
>it's horny
>mfw
>>133538814
No dicks. Why do you want this?
>>133543508
I'm gay, is that so hard to understand?
>>133543578
Then why didn't you say so?
>>133543578
Then why would you want a clock?
>>133520634
Be a man and satisfy her
>>133534680
>crap
>very accurate
I don't know shit about watches, but isn't this sort of important?
>>133543638
Besides the Britney bs,what series is this?
mods are asleep post tag heuers
>>133520634
Lube her up
>>133544624
Well, he wants aclock tower
>>133545446
Boku no Clocku
>>133523418
probably has a bigger dick though
>>133545446
Everybody Loves Shidou: the Magical Stratos God Only Knows
>>133547319
Michaelangelo made the dick small on purpose so it wouldn't detract attention from the body, little did he know that backfired.
>>133520634
ask her how she feels about day light savings
>>133520634
Clean her clockwith my dick
>>133520634
Give her my time of day
>>133546237
I hope this $150 nip watch of mine is enough to satisfy you anon sama
>>133546237
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HEUER.
>>133520634
feast on her lower mouth
