Cultural mode: Must have a magic negro in it.
>>133403922
What if you hammertimed so hard you turned into a spear?
And you're lying there like WTF, homie. Then you find out that's how all the spears in the world are made and the harder you get down wiggit the better the spear is. Then you like get invited into a secret underground group of bad muthers that go around hammering people and turning them into spears and there's like experts that hammer white people and turn them into hand crafted exotic moslem assagais.
Takumie Sudo is a 13 year old shy girl who originally lived in rural Obama,Fukui.1 day she found a boy who's a nerdy otaku and instantly "liked" him,and started keeping a diary recording all her fantasies about him and how they're going to be perfect for one another.She never found the courage to confess her love...I mean "feelings" for him until she found out he's transferring overseas.She tries to talk to him in a library on his last day in school,but instead bumps into him and drops her diary.
The boy picked up diary but never found the chance to return it back to her. After he'd moved to Paris, he opened up the diary in curiousity,and read it all in one night while masturbating... while imagining himself living the perfect live with Bob Sapp, and realises that he is in fact a massive faggot.He eventually gets a black north-african boyfriend to re-enact all the fantasies in the diary.
Meanwhile in Nihon,Takumie was forced to watch a LIVE! Nico Nico Douga video of a japanese boy fugging a BBC because her friends thought she acts too much like a virgin. She realises the boy in the video was the nerd boy she "liked". She goes into depression, but comes out of it full of rage against the penis and also she's an Androgyny Dyke now. She forms a counter-culture idol unit with other like-minded yuris , setting off on the mission to "Destroy all idols" and all 3DPD related to otakus and massive faggotry.
It's called "Love Lie!"
Insert multiple gay marriages in future OVAs.
The OP for the OVAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-nxLZCuLYQ
In a world where one's life-worth is determined by predestined "frequencies",MC is a low-born that attempts to change his fate by starting a relationship with The Girl, a high born savant.
Despite teachers and parents who tell MC that The Girl and he are opposites which will never attract,MC attempts throughout his youth to court The Girl with no success.The Girl,being of high frequency,is unable to feel emotion;however, her goal is to feel love.MC's friend,Suzuka,tries to help MC raise his frequency,a feat claimed to be impossible.During his teenage years,MC uses magnets and other methods with no avail.
Upon returning as a young adult to The Girl's birthday,he claims to be able to raise his frequency and eventually manages a kiss from The Girl. The two walk home together.MC discovers with Suzuka that sound waves,when combined with gibberish 2-syllable words,are able to temporarily raise one's frequency.They create a phone device which,based on the atmosphere,is able to determine which words can raise one's frequency.
However, MC and The Girl discover that the words actually have mind controlling properties which caused their love. A government organization detains MC and his associates, revealing that this phenomenon had been known throughout history and was slowly forgotten. Unable to contact Suzuka, MC uses the words to paralyze his captors and escape.
He escapes to Suzuka's house, where Suzuka's father reveals that music, specifically that of Bach, was able to balance everyone's frequencies and nullify the mind controlling power of words. Suzuka is able to calculate an equation based on music and discover that fate exists. He is able to predict the future and the destinies of others. MC and The Girl realize their love was caused by fate not choice. Finding this romantic, the two hold hands while Suzuka watches and realizes he can take over the world!
>inb4 Keit-Ai reboot
>>133403922
A Magic Negro falls in love with a Caucasian Queen.
Unableto take it after he found out, the keked King killed the Negro and the Queen's maid while the Queen fled. She was pregnant and gave birth to a black baby.The baby grew into a fine man with dark skin and european features. "A tall, dark and handsome man" as his grandfather calls him. After WW1 broke out he and his family migrated to the US where he lived and worked as a newbie journalist.
>>133403922
Niget-Ai (I Want to Escape - Love - Nigger)
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Now with its own OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
And ED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o
symbolic anime where cute anime girls represent mathematical sets of all possible girls of a certain kind
MC is cute redhead which represents all possible redheads that could represent guns- while her best friend is a cute loli who represents all possible loli's that represent guns.
you think it's stupid now - until japan makes it next year
>>133404637
* all possible loli's that represent TANKS
they each represent a set of girls for each possible militaristic weapon
girl in japan thinks she's fat and ugly cause not enough guys actively try to fuck her
she goes to africa to be worshiped
gets raped and realizes that was her fetish all along
gets rescued by kind african prince who doesn't realize she wants to be raped
realizes many japanese girls have this fetish and starts selling tours to africa where girls have a high likelihood of being raped on the tour
too ashamed of her fetish to tell african prince BF - he goes on a crusade to try to find whoever is responsible for the new boom in asian girls who are raped
after a 2 year fight and losing his arm in a gangfight, african prince BF discovers she's the perpetrator all alonghe declares his love to her evenstill and they get engagedshe dies of aids before the wedding
An Anime
MASH but anime.
>patients arrive via mecha
>Hawkeye is a Lupin clone
>Hot Lips operates in a schoolgirl uniform, beats the hell out of Hawkeye for being ecchi
>Klinger pretends he's Oda Nobunaga to get his section 8 discharge, also crossdresses and hits on MC
>Trapper John is moe as fuck
>Radar's abilities explained via magic
>Spearchucker Jones has an actual spear, huge afro
>beach episode
>series is set in space, still has constant racism towards Koreans
>>133403922
A boy falls in love with a girl
Unable to confess hegains a personal vendetta to destroy all mentions of Keit-ai online. With the help of his black friend, who turns out to have access to some servers and censorship software, they succeed.
>>133405038
Nice.
>>133405038
Nipplemod, pls.
>>133403922
An Anime.
>>133405065
AEIOU.
>>133405064
Was Nippy angry about Keit-Ai?
>>133403922
Naruto but with all the Uchiha are reconed as niggers.
Mc runs into a lookalike.
They team up to build a harem using skills each half possesses.
Problems arise as girls start getting that there is no single person. Other guys in the classroom start cockblocking and their friendship gets pressured
>>133404493
>REboot
A boy program falls in love with a sprite.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with a couple of simple PSD scripts. Never minding the strange mainframe, he immediately shops her, and is overjoyed to find out that she wants a few edits from him as well if you knew what I meant. Wink wink haba haba.
But, the next cycle, when he recounts the previous cycle's confessions to the sprite, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the sprite he edited is not the same sprite he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this mainframe at all. She is the sprite's interwebz' mirrored counterpart, who has the also has MC's own mirrored self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Technobeats ensues as they Run through their search engines to give each other their most kiddiest scripts in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the 3D. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of 3DPD graphix.
It's titled "Megabiters"
Is This Really Happening!?
Kishimura Takirou is a 16 yr. old solitary boy that is always bullied and the outcast of his class. One night, he spotted a shooting star, thinking it's just stupid but gave it a go, "I want a harem made up of my favorite girl archetypes!'.
The next morning, he saw a beutiful girl sleeping next to him. After jumping because of disbelief, the girl introduced herself as his childhood friend. Hearing those words, he remembered what happened last night, he then realized he is late for school.
As each day passes, he realized that all of the most beautiful girls in his school had fallen for him. How can Takerou handle his once miserable life but now an utopia?
>>133404879
66/100
I had thought this was a unique idea when I had first come up with it, but upon retrospect it seems thematically similar to Keit-ai.
I'll post it anyway regardless.
The anime is called Being Me, and stars a middle aged salary man who'll I simply call Simon.
At work he is unsatisfied, having long sought a promotion, and being denied it multiple times for erroneous reasons.
His patience is near end, however he realizes he can't simply quit in the current job climate, as it would be impossible to find another job.
At home, his frustrations manifest as drunkeness, which shortly before the start of the show, had caused a rift between him and his ex-girlfriend.
All and all, his life is shit, but at least he's living he tells himself.
Then one day on his way home he bumps into a young boy, the two individuals both toppling in their collision.
When the he looks up, to his surprise he finds that the young boy is the splitting image of himself. However before he can say a word, the young child panics and runs off.
Eventually they meet again, and the Simon learns that the boy is none other than himself from his youth. Not only that, but Simon's home and family somehow exists as it was back when he was a child.
Through his friendship with his younger self, who has yet to develop the cynicism and pessimism of age, Simon learns to enjoy life again. And his younger self, through Simon's reinforcement, learns to stand up for himself and stay strong through times of sadness. Namely the death of their mother and subsequent abandonment by their father. Simon himself has to come to terms with the permanent loss of his ex, who has since moved on to another; realizing they were never stable in the first place.
While no apparent changes occur in Time to reflect the changes made by Simon's younger self. Simon changes drastically as a person; eventually quitting his job and finding another, while at the same time sparking a relationship with another woman.
cont.
>>133405165
But there are already niggers in Naruto.
Also, how about Naruto AU where the Namikaze and the Uzumaki are actually present.
>>133405594
Then one day, and without a word, Simon's younger self moves away.
Something he had long expected, having already experienced it so long ago. When he comes home he finds a package from his younger self.
In it is a video tape of all the good times they had, and sincere wish from his younger self that he never forget him. And the he had truly become someone worth admiring.
He doesn't chase after his younger self, but simply wishes him well.
The epilogue takes place years later.
Simon is now an old man telling stories to grandchildren from his bed, having long succumbed to an illness that has left him more or less immobile.
Eventually the children ask about the fate of Simon's younger self, to which he replies with something along the lines of "He's probably somewhere out there."
The kids are shooed away by his wife, who tells them of a visitor who wishes to see Grandpa.
Then the it cuts to an open doorway, standing in the blinding sunlight, a silhouette of Simon's middle aged self.
He takes one step inside, and shuts the door behind him.
End Scene, roll credits.
>>133405594
I'd change it so that the Young Self meets soon after his will-be ex-girlfriend, and Adult Self debates whether or not to warn himself.
Eventually he reaches the conclusion that despite all the bad, it was an important part of his life that helped him grow as a person and no longer regrets all those years he considered lost.
>>133405740
While I understand you point, his young self is literally a kid. The protag is like Thirty-something, or at least, late-20's.
It wouldn't do much to warn him of an ex-girlfriend he wouldn't meet until many years later anyway. Though it would be interesting to bring it up regardless, maybe as a joke.
also Thank you for reading my pitch.
I apologize for any suffering you had to endure while going through my poor attempt at articulation.
>>133405826
I read young boy as teenager. Thought the wording to be a way of emphasizing their age difference as perceived by an older him who sees himself as being past a time when he could change his life.
My bad.
I notice that a lot of Japanese animes have an element of things being summoned by kids to do battles. So Marvel Disk Wars, Pokemon, Digimon, Beyblade, Yu Gi Oh, Fate, etc. And I notice Japan is lacking in cultural sensitivity. So I invented a new anime idea.
The anime is called "Trigger Nigger" (トリガーニガー [Toriganiga]), and it is about a Japanese school boy called Luther, who on his 6th birthday gets gifted a G.A.T (Gun of African Teleportation). This revolver like device contains six chambers, each chamber can hold a 'BULIT' (Black Undead Low-calibre Instantaneous Teleporter). These BULITs contain the spirits of black people throughout time and space. They may just be common ones, like Tyrone who lives in Atlanta or Bongani the Zulu. But the powerful ones that the protagonists seek are famous ones like Steve Urkel, DMX, Malcolm X, Precious, Al Jolson, Queen Latifah, Trayvon Martin, Oprah Winfrey, Tupac, Biggie, Benjamin Sisko etc.
The main arc follows Luther and his friends as Luther tries to become the ultimate Triggermeister. In this it's sort of like Pokemon, with Luther acquiring new BULITs and battling other Triggermeisters. The primary antagonist is Nathaniel Ahmed Alan Charles Paton (also known as NaAcP). His goal is to amass all the BULITs in the world, and trigger them at once, completely destroying mankind with the equivalent of a billion LA Riots all over the world. Luther and his pals will confront NaAcP frequently, as the series progresses.
The opening theme is New Slaves by Kanye West, but covered by SNSD.
The closing theme is Missing You by Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs.
Anyway, any ideas for how I could tweak it? Any suggestions to improve it? I reckon it could be the best shonen anime, as it mixes the great music of hip hop, with fascinating black culture, and with the always popular 'monster battler' format of show
>>133405920
It's already perfect.
>>133405920
Produced by Kyoanus With Kanye West.
>>133403964
OP in japanese.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T2TNf5olWU
ED in negro.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T2TNf5olWU
>>133407320
Wrong OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSZQH_c9jOU
>>133405920
This idea is beyond brilliant
Madhouse adaption when?
>>133403922
Why was the image deleted again?
>>133407681
It's Troid.
Mahou Negrou!
>>133405920
AOTY 2016
>>133404493
>>133404495
>>133404560
>>133405038
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
ED: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxaW5kkd1bQ
>>133404560
>>133405267
>>133407813Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>Semen Demon
So there's this guy who has a crush on a girl, and he's building up the courage to ask her out. When he finally does, he writes her a letter (cliche love letter and all that) and meets her behind the school. Right after he confesses, but before he can hear her response, she gets chomped by a demon right in front of him.
As he stares at the demon in shock while it lunges at him, a demon hunter who had been chasing the demon in question arrives and fends it off, saving his life. However, she is unable to prevent it from fleeing, and thus continues to chase it. Left with nothing but the memories of that unbelievable experience, the guy goes home in shock, unable to comprehend what just happened and convincing himself that he'd been so worked up over confessing that he'd driven himself to delusions.
The next day, the girl the guy had a crush on appears at school as normal, but at lunchtime she comes to him and asks if she can speak with him alone. He agrees, and they move to the roof, which nobody else is on because it's close to winter and most people wouldn't be eating out in the cold. The girl confesses to the guy, pulls him in for an embrace, and goes for a kiss, but right before their lips touch the girl's head explodes and her body collapses. The boy, face covered in gore, falls down and watches in horror as the girl's body starts to move and her head regenerates, but is soon pulled back by the same demon hunter who saved him the day before.
MC is regular harem MC with more beauitful women on hand than he can count. The only strange phenomenon in his life is that all of them, despite being beautiful beyond compare, are flat.
It soon comes out that each and every single one of his harem girls are actually traps who thought the MC knew they were traps. His world crumbles around him as he is unable to come to terms with everyone, from his playful senpai and childhood friend tomboy to his little 'sister' and on'ee'-san actually being men.
His harem members still seek him out but his burgeoning heterosexuality causes him to push them away both physically and emotionally. Most of them fall into depression while still scheming up ways to convince him that it's not gay to fuck traps or even considering transitioning for the sake of his ego.
I haven't thought what happens after that but basically it turns out the childhood tomboy is a reverse trap and she wins while the rest commit suicide because homosexuality is a sin.
>>133405055
>Dubs G-Ai
Patrick Bateman falls in love with his dubs.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with dub-finding bot. Never minding the strange repeating digits, he immediately uses it, and is overjoyed to find out that the dubs have a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he engages in more dubs getting ways, he instead acquires singles. Confused by these turn of events, the Wall Street businessman investigates and finds out that the dubs he made is not the same dubs he fell in love with. In fact, the dubs don't exist in this universe at all. They are dubs from an alternate universe, who has fallen in love with the MC's own psycho self, who too is blissfully unaware of their crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two shitpost all over 4chan, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DUBS.
>this thread
