Jojo thread.
http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
Post your taste in endings
1=6>7>5>3>2>4
I'm surprised no one changed the voices of Jojo OVA Dio fight with the Anime Edition.
>>133392185
2>5>7=3=4>1>>>>>>Fatty's sweaty ass>>>>>>>>>>>6
>>133392373
OVA has better voices
>>133392412
nice joke
>>133391895
tfw ur ntr'd by hotpants in a two dimensional picture ;_;
So, I just made a thread for this, and I apologize for not seeing the general (didn't see it, I'm on mobile) but I just finished part 4 and was wondering if there were any decent translations for part 5? If any of you know of where I can get those scans I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, I just bought jojo 6251 and jojo a-go-go but I have a question about jojoveller, what's the difference between the limited edition and normal? Just the blurays?
>>133392456
Not a joke, Koyasu is boring
>>133392550
>I just finished part 4 and was wondering if there were any decent translations for part 5?
batoto has the best scans out there at the moment.
Yes, most of the chapters are still pretty shit. The project to improve that is ongoing.
>>133392685
How do you download stuff from batoto in bulk? I don't think right clicking and saving each image is the right way to go about it. Unless batoto is using translations that are available in bulk elsewhere I dunno how to download all of part 5.
>>133392738
Hakuneko
Are there any images of Lucy Steel as Jotaro and Jesus as Star Platinum? Because that needs to be a thing.
>>133392738
did you check the pastebin in the OP of this thread
>>133392185
5 > 7 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 4
>>133392551
So who do you think's gonna be working on DIU? I don't think David Production did a perfect job, but I did love how loyal they were to the manga. Assuming they learned from past mistakes, I wouldn't mind seeing them working in DIU.
Also, do you expect whichever studio is gonna work in DIU to do something with Pomp Saviour AKA Totally Not Time Travelling Josuke?
>>133392551
>Koyasu
>boring
High DIO was fucking incredible what are you talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=off7z8xvcZw
Post your favorite Stands
>Pic related
>>133392981
>Are they going to explain the hair?
No. If Araki ever gets asked what was up with that guy he can easily come up with a quick way to write it off.
>Who was that man who saved Josuke?
>After the events of DIU Josuke fought a stand user that had the ability to send someone back in time to a place in their memories. Josuke was beat up by this guy, sent to the past, saw himself and his mom and pushed the car.
There. Questions answered.
>>133393136
Let's start this again.
Vampirism, Stands, Hamon or Spin?
Your choiceHave your choice? Good, now you must fight the rest of your comr/a/ds in an arena, how will you last?
>>133391895
>tfw hot pants will never milk all the cum from Johnny's crippled penis hard enough where he feels his crotch again
>>133393172
I have a Stand that lets me win every fight ever.
>>133393031
When you watch more than 2 anime you get tired of Koyasu's same voice in every show he does
I prefer the ps1 game Dio the most anyways
>>133393157
>answers question about Not Josuke
>ignores question about who's gonna work on DIU
>There. Questions Answered.
That aside, it's obvious that Pomp Man must've been Josuke and Araki didn't use Bites the Dust the way he originally wanted to use it. Writing it off is the easily solution, but it'd be interesting to see whatever studio gets to work on this to do something creative with it.
>>133393298
Wow when'd you get Hey Ya!
>>133393172
Stand.
>Nobody else can see them
>Can do crazy shit
>Can punch
Even if I had a Stand like Superfly I'm safe. Niggas can't break that shit.
SBR is actually an allegory of the world, Johnny is White People, and Pocoloco is Black People.
Part 5 ED 1: https://youtu.be/ntewURI6Nwo
Part 5 ED 2: https://youtu.be/y-JmZ9ADhYg
>>133393172
Stand
If nobody around you can see them you could get away with a lot of stupid shit.
>>133393302
You can't get tired of Koyasu. Speaking of seiyu, I hope so much they will hire Miki Shinichiro as Gyro 10 years later when SBR will be animated. He fit the role perfectly in ASB
>>133392811
Ah. I thought that was outdated. As to my knowledge the redone translations were pretty recent. I'll go check it out. Just for curious what volumes were redone? Is there alot left?
Fuck Akira. Keicho was one of the coolest characters in part 4. Bad Company was great.
>>133393172
How is that fair? Of course I choose Stand. Only Stand users would have a chance. Unless they're part 2 Joseph.
>>133393490
People give a shit about Akira? His Stand was the only good part about him.
>My stand has a good range and I can attack them from far away?
>fuck it, I just gonna show up in front of them and play my guitar
You develop a requiem stand based off the next upcoming event you're worried about in your life. What's this requiem's power and name, which is based off this event?
Topdumbestvillains?
DIO > Diavolo > Kira > Dio > Valentine > Kars > Pucci
>>133393357
Valentine is Trump and Gyro is european migrated to America from degenerated EU
>>133393726
White people really wanted to believe Trump.
And also eventually white people die out and black people are really lazy yet win anyways.
>>133393704
>>133392981
>Also, do you expect whichever studio is gonna work in DIU to do something with Pomp Saviour AKA Totally Not Time Travelling Josuke?
Why do you faggots get so autistic about this? It was just a little joke about why Josuke likes his hair style so much. There's nothing to "do" with it.
Today marks 114 years since Johnny Joestar died.
>>133393669
>Taking College Exam
>The Ability to absorb the knowledge of people above a certain IQ, like Highway Star
>Stand Name: Kharma Chameleon Requiem. because it was the first song I thought of for some reason.
>>133393845
Funny that, considering it's also remembrance day here in Australia.
>>133393845
It's okay, he met with Gyro again
>>133393845
R.I.P. you lovable terrorist you.
>>133393617
I like his GHA in All Star Battle.
>>133393172
>Stand
I win automatically, I just overlap my stand in-front of my body like a giant shield to protect against Hamon and Vampirism since nothing can damage a stand except another stand.
>>133393172
I just want a peaceful long life filled Hamon and Jesus tier miracle bullshit, don't do this to me.
>>133392185
1>6>2>5>4>3
Didn't read part 7 and 8
>>133393803
I agree, I don't see why can't that guy be just a random guy.
>>133392185
1 >> 7 > 4 >5 > 6 > 3 > 2
Part 6 would've been one of the best if it had more closure on the universe before everything went to shit, but I guess that wasn't really the point. I still have so many questions regarding the old universe, but the moments leading up to it were written really well, it just didn't feel complete.
![135871243-ken-wahl-in-a-publicity-portrait-from-the-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fZGWjAC.jpg "135871243-ken-wahl-in-a-publicity-portrait-from-the-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>>133391895
I found jotaro
>>133394617
Jotaro doesn't have a Unibrow.
>>133394654
>he can't shave it
>>133394707
>shaving brows
>>133394728
kek, my bad
Rightstuf CEO said JoJo DVD was a big under-performer. Starts at 16:20
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/anncast/2015-11-06/.95088
>>133394728
A razor works pretty well for shaving off a tiny bit in the middle and sides, you just need to have a steady hand and use one of those female disposable small ones that come in large packs for piss cheap.
>>133394822
Maybe if it wasn't shat out on a paper plate it wouldn't have sold so poorly. They should have put SOME effort into it.
>>133394822
Not a surprise that Jojo isn't a hit in the West, hasn't it always been that way? Also a lot of people didn't buy it because they didn't do a BD release. Every Jojo fan I know didn't buy it specifically for that reason. Myself included, but I had already imported the Japanese release anyway.
>>133394822
10k > In Amazon sales is under-preforming now?
According to the S.T.A.K.E.R threads. 5k is the average, you make your money back in production along with some extra cash.
>>133394822
I'm almost glad. The dub is absolute garbage and the video quality is even worse.
>>133395061
Not to mention the dvd layout is early 2000s garbage bin tier. A static jojo wallpaper for a background and generic icons galore
>>133393327
>People still don't understand how Buckethead works
neato
>>133395196
>People still don't understand jokes
neato
>>133393136
>>133395240
>I was just pretending to be retarded :^)))
same as always right?
>>133393172
Spin as Gyro managed to fight people with stands and live with that thing and even break the dimensional barrier
>>133394822
Autistic me coming through with a rough transcript.
>"Wher- did anything kinda under-perform, things you had high expectations for and maybe didn't quite crack the numbers that you were hoping for?"
>CEO: "Well I mean number 1, I'm going to tell you right out of the box is JoJos."
>"Really?"
>CEO: "You know, I-I really thought it was going to be super super strong. But, you know there was no blu-ray. Number 1: The marketing for it really wasn't where I felt that it needed to be, I thought we were doing a lot more than that. I think the way the product was released was just not suited to the anime market so there wasn't a mass-market type product that was put out there. I think if a nice super collector box on that was put out or something was treating that property with more anime centric focus, I think it would have done a whole lot better than it did."
>>133393704
Diavolo > DIO > Kira > Valentine > Dio > Kars > Pucci
>>133395332
Remember kiddos, you're not allowed to joke the slightest thing or you're retarded :^)
>>133395332
> :^)))
Ironic shitposting is still shitpostig
>>133395376
Well at least he knows where it fucked up.
Guess what came in the mail today
>>133395421
>I swear guys, Im not retarded I was just joking haahaha..
>>133395447
Jojo generals are shitposting.
>>133395536
You are the only one who is shitposting now
>>133395568
Don't be so modest, you're an excellent shit poster
>>133395536
>Getting this mad over someone making a joke about Buckethead
Are you sure you're not the retarded one?
>>133395492
Heh
>>133395599
>guys I told you it was a joke, im not stupid i swear!
>actually calling it by a fan name
anime fans
>>133395492
For what reason
>>133395492
Where are you going to attach them?
>>133395627
>Anyone who calls out my shitposting is the same guy
>I'm not retarded he is!
>>/trash/
>>133395647
because its jojo merch and its unique
>>133393172
Vampirism. I could probably be killed by someone with hamon but what if I just don't piss off hamon users? Get a job at a hospital and steal bloodbags for sustenance. Immortality AND freezy powers.
On the vampirism note, where did they explain the Pillar Men's powers? Were they attributes of vampirism or combat styles they perfected?
>>133395707
It's shrug worthy.
>>133395711
>le
>/r/eddit
>post yfw over heaven dios power is to "end time"
>>133395711
Are you the same retard who went completely mad several days ago?
>>133395683
All to the same key
>>133395376
>I think if a nice super collector box on that was put out or something was treating that property with more anime centric focus, I think it would have done a whole lot better than it did."
They could also try giving a fuck about the general presentation of the product they're pushing.
>>133395768
Now now, no need to make a more confusing stand at this point in time.
>>133395768
>implying DIO would end his reign of beauty
>>133395784
Do you love Iggy so much?
>>133395770
totally
>>133395800
>le reddit reddit meme
Like I said, go back to Reddit.
Which power would you like to have, Hamon, Stand or Spin?
>>133395824
enough to spend 30 bucks on key chains
>new universe iggy when
when do you think Diamond is going to have its season split off?
>>133392384
This is a tight list
>>133395492
Nice merch, that Poliggy is fucking greato.
>>133393934
Canada too
>>133395868
Hamon, assuming I don't get to choose my stand.
>>133395921
>>133395800
>>133395711
>>133393704
Kira > Diavolo > DIO > Pucci > Valentine > Dio > Kars
The dumbest starting with Kira. I guess he was intelligent but you can't just go around killing people and thinking that's a quiet life. The only reason Kars lost was because literally "fuck you joeseph wins bc good guys have to win"
>>133394822
Good. Kill that dub.
>>133393382
the 1 ED is going to be the first half In the court Of the Crimson King and the second half is going to be the 2 ED and you know it
>>133393136
the one that's in your back
>>133393704
None of them were really dumb, just made errors. But we have an obnoxious shounen fandom.
>If I were DIO, things would be sure different around here
>>133396068
They won't play it that on the nose.
>>133396061
>he doesn't like jojokes
>>133396030
>The only reason Kars lost was because literally "fuck you joeseph wins bc good guys have to win"
You're thinking of Diavolo. Kars could have won if he just ignored Joseph and flew away.
>>133396120
>he likes jojo maymays
>he likes having brain damage
>he likes the taste of AIDs dick
What if there was a Jojo's Christmas special for each of the parts? What would they be about?
>>133395788
Is that really it? Top jej
I would literally return the disc if I saw this
>>133396162
Damn right, now post more JoJo.
>>133396165
Phantom Blood would be a flashback to young Johnathan's first Christmas with Dio.
>>133396149
Kars could've killed Joeseph easliy. He was playing with his food. Araki saw that a little too late and thought well fuck guess I gotta use and asspull. Not even Joeseph knew why he used the stone. It was bullshit. Same with Diavolo, but Diavolo is dumb because he's literally insane.
>>133396149
>Kars could have won if he just ignored Joseph and flew away
The manga frames the speed of these events more accurate. Also, he tried.
>>133396165
Jojolion is Gappy discovering the true meaning of Christmas in the hopes that it holds some key to his memory
>>133396198
>contributing to shitty general threads
>being cancer
>>133396277
Damn right, now post more JoJo
I think one of unsung lessons of the franchise is that you should dream big.
If you do, your Stand will be awesome. If not, it'll be nigh-useless outside of specific circumstances.
Which isn't to say that people can't change.
>>133396238
>asspull
Goddamn you people are dumb.
>>133396165
>Part 1: Jonathan and Zeppelli try to find a gift for Tonpetty. Dio plays the grinch
>Part 2:Joseph is being mischievous and he's visited by the pillarmen of Christmas Past/Present/Future
>Part 3: I don't know
>Part 4: Josuke tries to find the perfect gift for Rohan. Rohan tries to find the perfect gift for Josuke.Rohan sells his prized pen for a hairbrush for Josuke. Josuke pawns his favorite hairbrush for new ink for Rohan
>>133396306
>getting tricked into spamming and shitposting
>being
>retarded
>>133396165
Unfunny
>>133396339
Part 3 is the stardust crusaders chasing Dio to Egypt because he stole Christmas
>>133396339
Part 3 they find the northern star or some shit
>>133396313
How is the Joeseph suddenly, without knowing why and having no prior knowledge of its effect, suddenly using the red stone and launching Kars into space, not an asspull? Its like, the assiest pull. If I reached into my asshole right now II wouldn't pull out shit, I'd pull out this ending.
>>133396241
>>133396238
If he ignored the hand and Joseph's taunts he could have focused on dodging the rocks.
>>133395768
It'll just be an unlimited timestop. Guaranteed. That was the whole point of him defeating the Joestar Tour Group, moving on to stop time forever.
>>133396313
An Asspull used to resolve an unwinnable situation for the protagonists in a Deus ex Machina. It's a moment when the writers pull something out of thin air in a less-than-graceful narrative development, Kars is defiantly an asspull, and to a lesser degree arguably so is Ger.
>>133396493
I sincerely doubt it. There's obvious time travel shenanigans going on.
>>133396466
Joseph knew what the stone did. I'm not sure why Araki decided to make it so that he didn't know why he held it up.
>>133396466
>without knowing why and having no prior knowledge of its effect, suddenly using the red stone and launching Kars into space, not an asspull?
Your perception of these events is wrong.
>>133396487
Definitely. The entire situation just annoyed me.
>>133391895
Sweet Jesus those hotpants
>>133396518
That's true but I don't think HA DIO is behind the time travel. That's probably Pucci which leaves WoH's ability up in the air.
>>133396564
So he was just holding up his hand to try and block Kars? That makes more sense. But my memory is kinda shit. Where did he get the Redstone? I thought Kars still had it when he transformed. Or did Joeseph pick it up at some point?
I didn't get Gyro's jokes. Where they jap jokes that got lost in translation?
>>133396487
How do you ignore something slamming into your throat?
>>133396511
There is nothing contrive about how Cars is defeated. Joseph had been told previously that hamon masters believed it would be the key to defeating the Pillar Men.
He picked it up before running from the bed of spikes, and it was in his hand when he reached out to subconsciously stop Cars' blow.
Cars was defeated by coincidence.
>>133392185
1 > 7 > 5 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 4
>>133396646
He picked it up.
Holy shit, you people really don't have any recollection of what actually happens in JOJO.
Do you all just read the wiki?
>>133396654
no they're just reallygoodjokes
>>133396165
>Part I: see >>133396210
>Part II: Joseph and Caesar's bickering on Christmas Eve fucked up the tree and decorations. Now they've got to replace everything by Christmas morning so Lisa Lisa doesn't kick their ass. The red stone of aja is the tree topper
>Part III: Stardust Crusaders try to combine their country's traditions into one holiday; shenanigans ensue. Meanwhile, DIO is curious about the commercialization of Christmas that occured while he was under the sea. Also he read 'A Christmas Carol'
>Part IV: Family Christmas party with all the morioh crew. Catering by antonio.
>Part V: Abbachio helps a kid on Christmas Eve, who becomes his Tiny Tim for that Christmas
>Part VI: How do you celebrate Christmas in a prison?
>Part VII: Johnny and Gyro reminisce over a Christmas gone by from their youths. As they sleep, the Corpse shows them and other bearers a vision of the true nativity and epiphany
>Part VIII: Jingle Bell Rock! Josuke II must stop a rock man grinch before he runs off with the Higashikata family's Christmas presents!
>>133396689
You all realize that Jojo released weekly, right? That Araki probably thought ahead when he started writing arcs?
Why is this
>Jojo is full of asspulls and Araki is a bad writer
shit a meme?
I don't think any other series has as critical as a fanbase.
>>133396701
>>Part VII: Johnny and Gyro reminisce over a Christmas gone by from their youths
That's kind of sad, they deserve some fun too
>>133396701
>>Part VI: How do you celebrate Christmas in a prison?
>implying Pucci wouldn't be festive as fuck for Christ's birthday
>>133396657
It's not even clever, its Joseph's instinct and a retardedly lucky moment.
Worst ending.
>>133396657
Here it is. The exact moment of Kars's defeat.
>>133396882
So a single line of dialogue ruined the whole ending?
You'd have to ask Araki himself, but I think that homoerotic implications aside, Rohan's obsession with Koichi was meant to be a commentary on shounen mangakas as the boy is pretty much a living embodiment of the highschool protagonists of their chosen genre:
Younger (and shorter) than their age would indicate
Rising underdog type
Power creep
Enthusiastic, but easily embarrassed
You wouldn't think much about the creative processes behind such a work when you're reading/watching it, but the idea of a fully grown adult obsessing over and writing about adolescents is a pretty skeevy concept
>>133396882
The Joestar family was offered Luck and Pluck by an undead royal knight, and Joseph had won by luck in previous fights and commits several feats proving that coincidence favors him.
>>133396896
Yup. Jojo got his goat.
>>133396941
If you're autistic, yes.
>>133396689
Stroheim looks so annoyed.
>>133396956
So lucky that his best friend died, his grandfather and grandfather's mentor died, his father died and three of his friends died.
>>133396956
Luck is a nice way to say asspull.
>>133397007
That's the curse of DIO, Anonymous.
>>133396654
Sometimes
>>133396956
>'Luck and Pluck' never showed up again
for shame, Araki
Where the fuck do you start with this series? Season 1?
>>133397033
>I didn't like it so it was an asspull
Just be up front with your retardation, so I can know to ignore you.
>>133397049
I don't understand why you people are so held up on shit 'appearing again'.
If you want some dragged-out bullshit filled with previous arc references, go read One Piece.
>>133396896
>>133396657
I love how Joseph bullshitted him one last time. Kars' last lucid thoughts were probably spent wondering how he had planned it all:
https://youtu.be/EQXmChp9AgM?t=76
>>133396165
>The Night Yoshikage Kira ruined Christmas
>I hate these celebrations. They're simply not normal. In fact, they're the opposite of formal.
>All their ORAing and DORAing can be heard across town. It's so unsightly that it makes me frown. I can't stand it. I hate it. All this holiday cheer. At least I find solace in that you my dear, will not be seeing your family this year.
>PLEASE LET ME GO. I'LL DO ANYTHING. PLEASE HELP ME
>Be quiet now sweetheart.Or someone will hear. You need to get out of your current state of fear. Besides, in a few minutes, you won't even be here.
>YOU MEAN YOU'RE LETTING ME GO?
>No, no. That's not part of the plan. You see, I'll blow you up and just leave your hand.
>PLEASE NO
>You see, as I scanned through that crowd and saw your pretty face I just knew that I had to bring you to this place. And I hate to be mean but it's time that you've seen my friend Killer Queen.
>BOOM
>Merry Christmas.
>>133397061
Phantom Bloodreed da mango
>>133397061
Here
>>133397033
Well, luck is an asspull, remember Pocoloco
>>133397072
Its an Asspull used to resolve an unwinnable situation for the protagonist, and forced luck is often a ridiculously retarded Deus ex Machina.
>>133397106
>If you want some dragged-out bullshit filled with previous arc references, go read One Piece.
or jojo. Even with a reboot Araki can't break away from references.
>>133397124
Wonderful.
>>133397190
>why did the hero win????
>fucking christ these animes are dumb, why cant evil win and kill people???
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That was the point. A sequence of coincidental events and circumstances got Jojo out of a certain death situation
>>133397207
Just like Clamp.
>>133397115
Congratulations, you got yourself flying towards space, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>>133397207
I haven't been reading about Jonathan Joestar zoom punching for 800 chapters, WHILE being really obnoxious.
That's what One Piece is like.
>>133397190
But it wasn't unwinnable. The red stone was an already established plot point, and we knew that Joseph has it with him the whole time.
>>133397251
>Implying
I was expecting Joseph to outwit him, like all the others.
F.F. or riot
>>133397310
And we knew it could amplify sun beams into burning rays.
The logical conclusion we were supposed to draw is that Joseph was going to focus his own hamon into a beam to cut Cars, or something.
But it's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, so the beam was instead shot backwards into Jojo's hand and into a volcano, causing an unexpected outcome
>>133397373
What does F.F. taste like? Salty?
>>133397402
Like a fish
>>133396882
Joseph was attacked with hamon so he used the Ultimate Aja. Had Kars tried something simple like simply slicing him he would have easily won but he was set on killing Joseph with the very technique that killed the other pillar men.
As for the arm, I like to think that Stroheim threw it from below but that's just my headcannon.
>>133397345
>Out-witting the ultimate being
>>133397310
It wasn't consciously winnable, only subconsciously and ONLY with luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1YcJkYBAxQ
>>133397416
Wanting to kill his adversary with their own technique did him in.
>>133397442
>mfw some people actually believe that he could beat Cell, a planetbuster
>>133397489
>mfw people still care about DBZ at all
>>133397268
Therapy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8nWMbOdVVw
Lots and lots of therapy.
>>133397524
>le el oh el
>look guys, i posted the joke AGAINNN
>>133397464
No. If Joseph had concsiously used the Aja he would have won. He didn't because Araki decided not to use that option, but he could have.
>>133392185
Damn. I fucking loved Part 4's ending. The final battle Josuke vs Kira was fucking nuts. Also I find it hilarious how an ambulance is what finished him off
>>133397550
We don't know if Joseph's hamon was strong enough to create a beam from the Aja that would have killed Cars.
Especially now that Cars was immune to hamon.
>>133397391
>The logical conclusion we were supposed to draw
So you're just mad your own prediction didn't come true? Kars used the stone on his face and became invincible, why would Joseph's weak hamon hurt him after that?
>>133397547
What's wrong are you triggered, mad anon?
>>133397464
Joseph should've gotten a punch ghost Stand when he held the Aja Stone from a burst of Hamon and Stand power that has something to do with Light and Hamon. It would be ironic, Kars death being caused by the same power his mode has after he was about to use Hamon against Joseph.
>>133395323
My nigga
>>133397588
>So you're just mad
You're not making a correct samefag call.
>>133397550
But he didn't that doesn't excuse the biggest asspull in the entire series, the hand.
>>133397577
I meant if he concsiously used it to block Kars's hamon.
>>133393136
>>133397464
Exactly.
Worst ending.
>>133397607
>should've
Stop right there, you're already wrong
>>133397636
Oh, not necessarily, in that circumstance the beam through Joseph's hand may not have pierced the volcano
https://youtu.be/87urCLdnvo0
>seeing this animated next year
Hope Wataru Hatano sticks as Josuke.
>>133397661
>you cant rely on luck, thats gay...i make my own luck...
>*tips fedora*
>>133397626
The hand was just debris used as a distraction.
>>133397682
It's the exact same circumstance except with different dialogue.
>>133397720
>shitposting.
Pathetic.
Who would win in a BroJo battle royale?
Gyro gets both Ball Breaker and Scan.
>>133397758
I'm talking about the difference between a Cars who is standing and striking downwards towards a kneeling Jojo, and a situation where Joseph might be actively trying to block Cars Hamon, where he might be standing
>>133397798
Joseph didn't know Kars was using hamon until after he had his knee melted, so he would have been in the same position either way.
>>133397840
Good point. Nevermind.
>>133397728
That's why that debris just so happened to have launched at the exact moment that Kars had flown to that exact position while it was the only moving object flying torwards them, at the exact speed required to exactly hit him for the fraction of a split second, right?
Or is that just all in the realm of Joseph's subconscious planning? Fuck no it isn't, and I'm too tired for this retarded argument.
>>133393803
They're the same faggots who want part 8 to involve going back to the old universe.
>>133397915
He even says it was just luck
>>133397711
I see no reason to change him; they've stuck with him for all the Part 4 UJ commercials and video games.
You can listen to Metal Bat while you wait though.
>>133397963
Fuck that asspull.
>>133397943
The series can do that, I don't care. I'm not expecting it.
I just know that if it does happen, Araki is going to make it far more interesting than their fanfiction greentext horseshit.
>>133397962
Who is Johnny?
>>133397915
Debris was everywhere, it was a volcanic eruption.
>>133397991
Fuck you
>>133398004
the only debris in the anime and manga was the hand for like 3 seconds the rocks came after, cars couldve avoided it lmao.
>using actual manga evidence to back up your arguments and BTFO animefags
Absolutely based.
>>133398101
he could have
>thatsthepoint.jpg
>>133397778
Most likely Gyro but Polnareff could possibly steal the win with his "faster than light" stand
>>133398043
No, fuck you Leatherman.
>>133397778
Is Weather Report a BroJo?
>>133398576
He could be described as Jolyne's Polnareff, with Hermes being her Kakyoin.
Yes he's a BroJo.
>>133398576
Hermes is the Brojo.
Let me list the Brojos for this fight: Kakyoin, Okuyasu, Bruno, Hermes and Gyro
>>133392185
4>1>6>3>2>5
Reading part 7
>>133398656
>no Caesar or William
>>133397569
Hayato best JoJo
>>133398695
I assume those two were obvious.
>>133398656
>Bruno
>Not Mista
>Kakyoin
>Not Polnareff
>>133394617
Nah, dude.
>>133399048
>>133392185
7=1>6>4>5>3>2
>>133399048
Looks more like adult Gon
>>133395492
where do I get these
>>133398940
>Mista
He literally has a shittier Emperor and is going to lose terribly.
I guess you could choose Kakyoin or Polnareff.
which part 5 character would get the most pussy??
>>133399915
>shitter emperor
Not really
>>133400006
Bruno
if it doesn't have a pussy he can just zip up one.
>>133399915
>Sex Pistols
>shittier Emperor
you fucking wot m8
Hol Horse couldn't have survived what Mista did with Sex Pistols
>>133399915
Sex Pistols has tons of utility Emperor does not. I do think Hol Horse would win in a straight up duel though.
>>133400006
Probably Giorno since he is essentially Tony Soprano with god powers.
>>133393533
Stands are a really broad ability here. Obviously OP stands like MiH is going to destroy everything, but then you also have shit stands like Khnum. I'd say that vampires, hamon and spin actually have a fair chance against visible stands or non punch ghost stands, like most part 7 stands.
favorite underrated stand?
>>133400366
Really sucks that we didn't see more of BC in action
>>133400366
Beach Boys
It's a fucking fishing rod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSiXiDNRvdg does anyone know any translations of this
>>133396312
Am I the only one who didn't like Echoes third stage?
It didn't really relate to sound at all like the other two stages, and making stuff heavy isn't that cool.
Koichi's 2nd stage was strong and allowed for interesting uses of the stand.
