>my parents are overseas
>>133125531
I feel sad for you.
>>133125531
>my parents are in a different dimension
>>133125531
>well respected celebrity/nobility/elite is actually a secret otaku
>my parents are overseas
>you live in Sweden
>in Malmö
Perfect plot for a rape hentai.
>>133125531
>my dad owns a train.
>>133126310
>my dad owns me and trains me
>my parents are overseas
>we can use my beach house
>should we do a haunted house or a maid cafe?
>my breasts are smaller than her's? I've failed as a woman..
>dead by cold virus
>my mother's a foreigner
>>133126354
>always has blonde hair
>>133126354
>but my father has to be a Japanese
>Lets go to my parents beach house which has a billion land owned by them surrounding it.
>>133125531
>I missed the sale
>>133126347
>dead by pneumonia
>my father is dead
>>133126354
>>133126378
>trip to england
>everyone is blonde and white
If only they knew.
>character gains a super strong power
>throughout the series it's only ever used once or twice and it's far weaker than the first time they use it
>gets a new super strong power when the story requires it
>becomes just as weak after they no longer immediately require it and is forgotten about
>childhood setting
>"let's get married when we become grown ups!">after timeskip
>girl gets angry that the MC forgotten
>>133125531
>my parents are overseas
Sorry for you, OP. But don't worry.
They are working hard and they will buy that PS4 you have been talking for so long!
>>133126470
fucking newfag go back to /V/
![[Bloat]_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_-_07_[B2EC12D4].mkv_snapshot_21.05_[2014.08.19_11.18.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZaeBbRA.jpg "[Bloat]_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_-_07_[B2EC12D4].mkv_snapshot_21.05_[2014.08.19_11.18.03].jpg")
>the foreigners are always blonde, blue eyed and very tall compared to the japs
>they don't respect the nips' boundaries
every fucking time?
>you are being more honest down there
>woah where did you learn this
>MC gets a new transformation
>said to be so strong it could destroy earth
>First time it's really long with lots of flashy effects
>in later eps transformation takes one second
>barely pushes the dust
>I built the ultimate weapon!
>Now I need a 14 year old to wield it.
>>133126582
Hey you! Stop plagiarizing my post! You're ruining my e-Fame!
So this thread started off being SoL tropes and then went to shounen tropes and now it's in hentai tropes. Let's try stick to one genre here, guys.
>>133126611
I'll ruin your asshole with my cock, you nerd.
>>133126643
kill yourself onegai kudasai
>>133126673
I wouldn't die even if you killed me.
>>133126711
>>133126509
>/V/
It is you who should leave
>>133126405
Too soon.
>>133126711
t-that's a promise, right?! Don't you dare break it! bawka bawka
>>133126740
What's wrong, /V/? The door's right there, use it.
>Kono Dio da
>Girl tells him not to come inside
>Wraps her legs around him as he's about to cum
>>133126879
More common than you think. Those poor men get accused for rape irl desu senpai
>>133126345
I always drop it when I read that.
>>133126879
The mouth says "No," but the body doesn't lie.
>>133126987
>your lower mouth is saying otherwise!
>>133126345
>haunted house or a maid cafe?
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>133126345
Too accurate desu
>>133126509
I am not sure if this guy can't recognize an ironic comment, or if he thinks that /a/ invited the "insert clichê here in green text threads", or if he is just this new.
>/V/
Yep, he is new.
>It's bigger than your father
>a 10 yo kid having a footlong cock
Never fails to make me laugh.
>series introduced a super strong senpai of MC
>he disappears and never seen again
>guy supposed to be the strongest in the universe
>2 weeks later out of nowhere there are like 10 people stronger than him
>>133126405
FUCK YOU
>>133126426
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
>>133127104
kill yourself
>>133126426
SHHHH SPOILER ALERT DESU-WA
>>133127142
>being triggered by a capitalized letter
played like a damn fiddle
>someone says something that could potentially progress the story or a relationship
>MC doesn't hear it
>>133127181
>something bad or embarrassing for the MC happens
>people were distracted and didn't notice
>>133127104
>samefagging this hard
>someone can't post more than once in one thread
>>133127181
Yankee kun actually hears it, he just pretends not too.
>>133127175
>unironically using "triggered"
kill yourself
>>133126426
outside of london pretty white except for the muslim infested zones
kiniro mosaic for example went to cotswolds which is 99% white
>>133127068
>you now realize giant cock shotas grow up to be the fat bald NTR mindbreakers
>>133127229
>unironically using "triggered"
>unironically
I hate this meme, mainly because it smells like /v/
>>133127249
2/10 b8
kill yourself
>>133127271
>/V/ermin
>telling others what to do
>>133127267
You mean triggered is better because it comes from tumblr?
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>133127283
kill yourself
>>133127290
Triggered is used against tumblr, get your shit right.
>>133127310
>your face right now
Bantering with /v/ is literally easy modo
>>133127304
It's best just to leave it alone
>Best friend of Main FeMC
>Pushes FeMC to the MC
>Actually loves the MC himself
>>133127324
>tumblr fags telling everyone they are triggered because of some shit
>4chan using it ironically because of how dumb this is
This was 1 or maybe 2 years ago.
I'm pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>133127418
Only someone from /v/ cares about tumblr Tbh
in this context: you
>>133127360
kill youself
>>133127249
>insert smug anime girl reaction face here
>>133127436
>implying I said anything that shows I care for tumblr
Telling someone to fuck off with his tumblr memes is a different story.
>>133127440
is the waiting time for same posting killing you?
>>133127490
>implying I am me
>>133127457
nice photoshop, man.
>>133127477
Then stop talking about tumblr
>>133127539
>Then stop talking about tumblr
Then stop using tumblr memes
>>133127539
how's manic depression treating you?
>>133127582
>stop using memes
When was the last time this worked? You need to lurk more.
>>133127591
>manic depression
You could've just said /V/
>>133127631
but you don't have /V/, you have some other, more tangible, mental deficiency/illness
>>133127631
>>stop using memes
You can't even read my sentence right.
>You need to lurk more.
You need to improve your b8
>>133127645
If you have the time to act like a doctor, you should give /V/ a visit sometimes.
>>133127249
>>133127104
>>133126509
>he hates /v/ so much because playing video games are a totally accepted hobby, while fapping to female animated characters made for some asian people isn't
>>133127671
Hi Sweden.
>>133127668
what's this? tumblr incarnate denying self-diagnosis?
>>133127631
>>133127591
>>133127582
>>133127539
>>133127520
>>133127490
>>133127477
>>133127457
>>133127440
>>133127436
>>133127418
>>133127324
>>133127310
>>133127290
>>133127283
>>133127271
>>133127267
>>133127249
>>133127229
>>133127207
>>133127142
>>133127104
>>133127043
>>133126807
>>133126740
>>133126509
>>133127668
>>133127666
>>133127645
there was a thread going on here and then you fags had to ruin it all.
>>133127666
>You need to improve your b8
I don't have too, the fact that you replied to it mean that it's working perfectly.
>>133127707sorry
Start a new thread and hope the meme poster doesn't find it
>>133127702
>tumblr incarnate
So now you're an inventor huh? Making shit up like that. 9gag definitely love guys like you.
![[Triad]_The_Legend_of_Koizumi_-_01.mkv_snapshot_13.00_[2015.04.07_20.34.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X6LCxEF.jpg "[Triad]_The_Legend_of_Koizumi_-_01.mkv_snapshot_13.00_[2015.04.07_20.34.42].jpg")
>there's this childhood friend who's everything I would ever want
>nah, let's pursue worst girl instead
>>133127733
>implying I have anything better to do to kill my time
>implying I answer you shit with serious arguments
>When I realize that life in the 2D will be impossible and is what I dream off in the afterlife
>>133127804
to your*
>>133127707
Nobody like this kind of thread anymore.
We have threads like that everyday.
>>133127804
>implying I have anything better to do to kill my time
>implying I answer you shit with serious arguments
Sure sounds like tumblr to me
![rqUZ1y4[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5ii5y8e.gif "rqUZ1y4[1].gif")
>>133125531
>we have to prepare for the cultural festival!
>>133127855
then why are you here?
>>133125531
>darkness sword
<demon worshipper
<genderbended historical figure
>>133126347
Thats not funny, one of my closest friends died from the japanes cold.
>>133127798
>I can't keep up with this banter
>I'll just post an emoji!
Classic /V/
>>133127868
Sure sounds like tumblr to me
You sure know a lot about tumblr, so I'll trust you.
Make sure you don't forget to tell your friends over there that they don't have to come here.
>>133127899
I-I have n-nobody to talk.
![[HorribleSubs] Shokugeki no Soma - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.04_[2015.05.24_20.24.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VeXkOzg.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Shokugeki no Soma - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.04_[2015.05.24_20.24.38].jpg")
>Here, pretty girl among soldiers
>minute later, all soldiers are brutally killed
>pretty girl survives
>>133127231
>outside of london pretty white except for the muslim infested zones
literally everywhere. I went back for the first time in 15 years, it was sad man. Scotland is the same, england and europes gonna be dead soon
>>133127974
Wow, you're choking and it's awkward af. Is this what they call a sick burn?
>the most beautiful girl in school rejects every guy
/v/ /V/
Why?
>>133126466
This is when you know that an anime is a cliche mess
![[FFF] Love Live! S2 - 02 [DD19054D].mkv_snapshot_05.54_[2014.04.15_13.17.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WRIUal5.jpg "[FFF] Love Live! S2 - 02 [DD19054D].mkv_snapshot_05.54_[2014.04.15_13.17.43].jpg")
>>133128062
>except for the average, bland betafaggot MC
my mom killed herselfbut turns out she was assassinated by my dead beat dad
my dad is a spider assassinbut I killed him out of mercy
my real dead beat dad is the top rank officer of some evil insect assassins organizationwho just happened to work for my friend taijima, a 100 year old immortal with the body of a child. Also ded from quick scoped.
>>133128062
>MC rejects her instead
>she falls in love
>>133126345
>should we do a haunted house or a maid cafe?
EVERY SINGLE TIME HOLY FUCK
>my dad is a musician that never shown his face
>>133128031
As long as your buddies don't come here and cry like you everything is alright.
>>133126406
>it's laced with drugs
>>133128180
That makes sense. You crave whaat you can't have.
>>133128194
So in other words you don't want more people to witness your failure? You sure gave a lot of shit for someone who claims on not giving a fuck.
>>133128249
>You sure gave a lot of shit for someone who claims on not giving a fuck.
see>>133127804
>So in other words you don't want more people to witness your failure?
I don't want more tumblr fags pushing tumblr memes.
>>133128336
You can say whatever you want, but you yourself know that you're dying from the inside.
I start to think that this is your way of early damage control just in case that you got rekt, you just say that you were not serious.
Literally a /v/ thing
>>133128381
>I'll cange the subject so I doesn't have to answer
Good one.
>just in case that you got rekt
On anonymous imageboards it is exactly that what I fear the most, right.
Don't project you character on others.
>>133128556
Like I said, you're dying from the inside. Once I hurt your lonely neet soul then you just lost, which I am doing perfectly so far.
>>133128556
>I'll cange the subject so I doesn't have to answer
If you want to argue at least spell it right damn it. You're making a fool of yourself.
>>133128618
>I have no argument so I say the same thing twice
You must be good at conversations.
>>133128674
English isn't my first language but I try my best, thanks.
>>133127974
So basically you are a tumblr fag.
>>133128723
Did I imply anything like that?
>>133128706
>Shitskin
Wow, no wonder you're not serious, because no one else takes you seriously.
>>133128787
You already sound like one.
MOOOOOODS
>>133128706
>You must be good at conversations.
Of course, I don't make spelling mistakes.
>Beach Episode
>School Festival Episode
>School Trip Episode
>Onsen Episode
>Matsuri & Hanabi Episode
>Valentine Episode
>Christmas Episode
>Tournament Arc
>Rescue-the-girl Arc
>Full-blown-out-war Arc
>>133128811
>>133128912
samefag
>>133129168
That is me, isn't that obvious? Only I am capable of making sick burns.
I clicked post too fast before adding more.
>>133129046
You forgot sports festival episode and baseball or soccer episode.
>Character does something stupid
>"HE JUST DID SOMETHING STUPIIIIIIIIIID!"
>>133128145
>i rejected all the guys who shower me with presents and would do anything for me and are super smart
>i took MC-kun because he is kind
>anime uses memes
>>133129742
>not liking manzai
>I'm a anime protagonist
>I can't shown interest in anything and everything is boring to me
>I must complain about everything that we do in a cynical/sarcastic way even though we're doing a bunch of really fun things.
>I'm too cool to show interest in girls and I must complain whenever they cling on me
>Shows girls in their underwear
>Shows full nudity
>Shows a bunch of scenes with more sexual innuendo than sex itself
>Don't show a kiss
>>133130389
Japan has three types of humor: manzai routine, wordplay/puns, and sheer absurdity.
If you know any asian internationals they'll often have this fake chuckle at things they perceive are supposed to be funny in foreigner-speak, but don't really get. When you watch Hollywood movies or something, they'll only really laugh at explicit the gag jokes.
Maybe it's very difficult to communicate stuff like sarcasm and implicit satire through their language and culture.
>>133130650
I think that Japanese can also do sarcasm right, but i'll admit that it isn't as frequent.
>>133130650
It's funny because I laugh way more at character interactions and natural conversations than in plain gag moments.
>love confession
>fireworks
>>133130873
Gintama has a good mix. They even rag on a Shinpachi because he's good for nothing more than straight-man gags.
I'm a sucker for RLM/ T&E type deadpan humor. At least Japan can do that pretty well.
>>133126999
triple truths don't lie
>I wan't to protect everyone
This thread went to shit
If 5 everyone here kills themselves
>>133126607
>I built the ultimate weapon!
>Now I need my three year old son to test pilot it.
>>133131325
>The ultimate weapon is an unstable teenage girl who cries and has mental breakdowns at every moment.
>exams period
>EVERYONE, LET'S DO OUR BEST
>sports match
>EVERYONE, LET'S DO OUR BEST
>crossing the street
>EVERYONE, LET'S DO OUR BEST
>taking a shit
>EVERYONE, LET'S DO OUR BEST
>breathing
>EVERYONE, LET'S DO OUR BEST
>>133131311
At least you've got dubs
>>133127956
>keep up with this banter
holy shit you're that autistic faggot from /ck/ ha ha
>>133127304
I laughed harder than I should have.
>>133127071
Oshino maymay.
>>133129046
YOU FORGOT THE HOT SPRINGS EPISODE.
>eats shit
>"Oishiiii"
>>133131996
Fucking this. Every goddamned animu.
>>133126345
>should we do a haunted house or a maid cafe?
>"we can't decide"
>"I know! let's do a haunted maid cafe"
Fucking stupid.
>>133130650
>maybe it's very difficult to communicate stuff like sarcasm and implicit satire through their language and culture.
Or maybe culture barrier, nigger.
>I guess it's time to use "that"
>>133131898
>HOT SPRINGS EPISODE.
You may want to look againHint :Search for japanese word of "hot spring"
>power of friendship attack
>it fails
>>133126334
>my dad and his friends ran a train on me
>I'm actually not your biological sister...
>>133131996
>Glub.. glub.. glub.
>FUUUWAHHHHHH........
>sky pan
>"Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh"
>>133126405
Kek
>>133131311
>>133131417
He's got something much better than dubs.
If I've gotten the calculations correctly the probability of getting a post-number comprised of just two digits as of post 133131311 (it gets lower the bigger the number is) is 1 in 3627.
So, it's more akin to quads (1 in 1000) or even quints (1 in 10000).
>>133132966
>>133132744
>>133132504
>>133132365
>>133131996
>>133127071
>>133126879
>>133126466
>>133126391
>>133126354
>>133126272
>>133125531
I unironically like these
I mostly dislike
>Shonen power tropes
> and my sister is not blood related
If you have fantasies about fucking your sister be honest about it, besides sisters are annoying
>>133126509
>/V/
>not a newfag
Lurk more faggot.
>girl confesses her love
>guy just walks away
>>133133547
autist replying to every post. Look at him and laugh.
>>133133547
>Shonen power tropes
Fuck you, I drop battle shonen if cities aren't being destroyed casually mid serie.
>>133126452
this sounds alot like a mmo
everything you gain is utterly useless come next patch or dung
>>133137655
>Guy
>While posting with a Symphogear pic
>>133127395
quite often these sidefeMC are more lovable than the real feMC
>"I'm not cute like (blank)-chan... I'm just plain and boring looking..."
>looks just as cute as every other girl because of the artstyle
>>133132966
>>133125531
I want to fuck kagari
>>133130513
literally fucking blow my head off every fucking time this shit comes by fuckin had iT! atleast this season has a good relationship development, was blown the fuck out with seeing it advance to the next level in 4 eps while some do in fucking never!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>133130650
>sarcasm and implicit satire
>good
>>133131402
GAMBATTE MINNA! they literally dont have any other ways in their whole fucking culture to express these sort of feelings, maybe 2 nukes was a bit too much.
>>133132884
>proceed to play stupid games and not confess until the last second
fuck i hate these so much literally need to start reading fukin manga to get that feeling of content when they wrap things up with a nice ol fuck
>>133125531
My parents areunderseas.
>>133139199
this is why we cant have happiness, this is why we must endure the pain till we die
>>133139737
Kek'd
>>133132888
Even your trips can't save you from 3DPD nipples.
>2d
God I hat that shit.
>>133128153
>I just happen to have some steel armor protecting my heart
>>133130894
Last ep of Nozaki sorta did this.
>>133125531
nice blog post
>>133125531
>I'm overseas
>My Mom is a bounty hunter
>>133139450
Stop typing like a fucking retard.
>>133125531
>MC tells harem member #4 he will never love her and already loves someone else
>Harem member #4 is still wet for him
>>133138867
I'm also posting a picture of Kuroko, doesn't mean I have to be talking about shit.
>"he's fast"
>>133132780
I train my dad to be a train.
>>133126304
Enjoy getting raped by niggers and kebabs
>>133126466
Ane-log
>>133125531
>my mom is dead and my dad is overseas and only his legs show up in a flashback
>This isn't an anime or movie, this is real life!
>I need to tell you something important, it's that I-I Lo-*loud noise*
>"huh what were you trying to say"
>Oh nothing
>harems
>>133148337
>what's with this manga-like development?
>this is real life, not an anime!
bonus points if they use the opposite of what theyre in
>girl obviously into guy
>"How will I ever get senpai to notice me?"
>senpai hits on girl
>YOU PERV! I'M LEAVING
>it's okay, today's a safe day
>american transfer student has the biggest tits, super tan, and is blonde
>Santa likes my best friend
