Excuse me, real anime coming through.
>>143623886
>Power point slides
>Anime
>>143623886
what's she hiding in there
>>143623886
>real anime
>random shot of single eye
>random shot of lips moving
>random wallpaper backgrounds
>characters talk at each other instead of with each other
>plot is told, not shown
>zero character development
>watch any single episode from any other show from any other studio
>literally more animation in that single episode than an entire series by SHAFT
>>143624073
>>143623957
It's artistic you retards.
Evangelion is basically a power point anime too except for the 3 minute fight scenes every episode
>>143623886
>real anime
While the animation budget isnt impressive at least every frame of monogatari is visually pleasing.
Great VA's, great Character design or possibly Best character design out of all modern animes.
>>143624177
>the "its artistic" powerplay
you're in denial, off yourself
>>143623957
>>143624073
>>143624180
>>143624500
Please respect the quote function when visiting /a/!
>>143624670
>I'll use meme arrows however I please
>>143624177
>Evangelion is basically a power point anime too except for the 3 minute fight scenes every episode
Objectively wrong.
>>143623957
>>143624073
>No animation meme
But anons, all animes are powerpoint. Don't you be know?
>>143624988
Explain
>>143624453
Of course it looks good, they don't have to animate it. And since when is budget a problem for this franchise?
>>143624177
>It's artistic you retards.
Okay, I'll bite.
Remember that episode, where Araragi bathes with Shinobu? Or he one where he bathes with Tsukihi? Or the one wherecrab molests cat in the bath?
Yeah those had artistic meanings. They totally had nothing to do with all those guys fapping to the girls who were whoring out themselves on screen.
>>143627113
Remember when Shinji fell on Rei's nude body
>>143623886
I love japanimation
>>143627113
>nudity is scary please never show it on screen or I'll get triggered
>>143623886
I want Kizu and Owari 2 so fucking badly. Jesus christ. Its actually hurting me right now having no Monogatari for so long.
>>143627155
Did that one take up almost a whole episode? No? then fuck off.
>>143623886
Harem anime
>>143627113
That episode with Shinobu was one of my favorites. Not just because loli nipples and bat butt, but because its the "intro" episode for Shinobu for the show.
>>143627113
You're so gay anon.
>>143627227
Adult Snail > Loli Snail
>>143627231
It would if it was gatari because gatari is about dialog and character development and not fight scenes
unbelievable characters, gary stu gf shit tier anime
How can it be anime when there is no animation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ZhxdT4LLI
> powerpoint
>>143627531
hanekawa's tits are fucking ENORMOUS
Monogatari is the Mozart of anime.
>>143627531
>pt 2 pv
>havent seen pt 1 yet
it hurts
>>143627531
If you think that's animation, I won't even try to argue with you, it's not worth my time.
>>143627531
Why is shinobu so incredibly beautiful? I don't usually use that word for lolis, but she is goddamn.
>>143627787
She is literally the most beautiful creation in monogatari universe. Read Princess Beauty. It's short story about her past.
>>143627113
Shinobu's bath scene was actually fucking art. She specifically approached Araragi in the bath with a super rehearsed conversation and it tells a ton about her character.
>>143627773
Because you're a shitposting memer who doesn't know what he's talking about?
>>143623886
Please describe this child
>>143627848
The anime usually fails to do her justice though. It puts more emphasis on her being cute to the point where some parts are off tone for her character. Kizu's style does a lot better, where she can be cute without sacrificing her beauty and regality.
>>143627930
I watched 50+ anime! I know how to tell good animation from bad animation! And monogatari is nowhere near good.
>>143627883
Yeah and that happened in the bath and not in any other fucking place because... Oh yeah, you can't focus on batbutt if she has clothes on!
Why isn't there a Kizu part 1 torrent yet? Weren't the BD's supposed to have been released 27th of June in Japan?
>>143628095
"Ironic shitposting is still shitposting" -
>>143628192
It's JULY 27, anon.
>>143623886
How can it be real anime, if anime is not real?
>>143623886
>real
>anime
pick one ;_;
>>143628095
Why are you such a little bitch? Does nudity actually trigger you?
>>143628095
It happened in the bath because she needed an excuse to take her helmet off because it was a symbol of her rejection of Araragi and she thought it would hurt her pride to admit that she's making up with him. The fact that she would rather get naked with Araragi than take a small hit to her pride is important for knowing about who she is as a person as well as what sort of relationship she has with Araragi. So yes. It had to take place in the bath. You can call the other bath scenes gratuitous, but Shinobu's was not.
>>143628254
>>143628256
Fuck off. Don't remind me.
>>143623886
Overrated piece of masturbation for edgelords with superiority complex.
For those that actually SAW IT, how was Kizu 1?
>>143624670
Respect this!
*unzips dick*
>>143623886
>Bakemonogatari.ppt
>real anime
>>143628391
It was great, but blue-balling. It really couldn't stand on its own and needs the next two movies.
>>143628363
Man, that's some strong inferiority complex you've got there, m8.
>>143628237
Fuck
>>143628065
>>143628693
>can't counter-argue
>'let's call him a fag'
Brilliant logic.
>>143629401
>counter """"""""""Argue"""""""""
>acting like what you said is even deemed worthy of note, let alone worthy of discussion
end yourself scum
>>143628513
is your dick okay anon? why do you have zipper on your dick?
>>143629401
>>can't counter-argue
What argument? Assertions are not arguments.
>'let's call him a fag'
where?
>>143628065
Megadead
>>143627227
There isn't enough adult Mayoi
Monogatari is an overrated shit series.
>143630810
(You)
>>143627113
The Shinobu seem was plot relevant actually. Yes even her being physically intimate and open with Araragi now, as opposed to the two shunning each other all throughout Bake.
The other two scenes were pretty much just fanservice though, yes.
>>143630810
>x is overrated
Unless you work in the production or marketing of said series I'm not sure who is supposed to care about this as a criticism. It's basically a non-complaint even when it is true, why should you or I give a shit what others think of a series to the point where it has to be taken into account when deciding if you like it or not?
Kizu comes before everything else, right? Should I just wait for the three movies to come out before I start on the series?
>>143624073
>zero character development
of all the things to fault monogatari about, this is probably the lest legitimate
the whole fucking plot is driven by character development
>>143631517
No, watch everything in chronological release and keep a timeline handy. It's like Star Wars.
>>143623886
>This is the kind of stuff /a/ praises
I fucking hate you, faggots. Go watch Samurai Champloo or something that doesn't exist solely for you otakus to jerk off to.
>>143627113
It not artistic, it's just a stylistic choice, nothing else.
You can like it or not, but saying that it's just a powerpoint slideshow just demonstrate an inability of appreciate different forms of storytelling and shit taste in general.
>>143631779
It was also a budget choice. Given what they had to work with, I think Shaft spent their money just about perfectly.
>>143631664
(You)
>>143624177
>artistic
you misspelled autistic there, senpai
>>143623886
You wouldn't smell a lost snail's butt, would you?
