Would you deito Crab despite her small chest?
>implying
>>124334758
>despite her small chest
Your making it sound like a small chest is negative.
I thought she was third busty in the series.
>>124334838
it's not hard when most of your competition is children
I would pazuiri.
Obligatory "I wanna walk her home gently"
I'd rather have Araragi fondle Hanekawa's bra-less boobs.
Would she deito me despite my small chest though.
>in this day and age
>there are people on this board
>who prefer large breasts
Truly the definition of uncivilized barbarism
>>124335053
Crab already hit that.
>>124334758
Her boobs aren't that small. Just feed her some more cake if you're not satisfied.
>>124334788
She doesn't even have a full chest. Her crab tats aren't big enough that they touch each other, I think.
Someone post that breast chart. I'm pretty sure Crab is up there
![[Seikei Doujin] KanaMonogatari (C84)[2013-08]Kanamonogatari_p017.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bLSkf8d.jpg "[Seikei Doujin] KanaMonogatari (C84)[2013-08]Kanamonogatari_p017.jpg")
>>124335457
No Monogatari is big except Cat and adult Bat.
>>124334758
Isn't she still in debt? Hell no.
>>124334758
I'd fucking marry Crab
>>124335552
What are you, poor?
>>124335461
Adult Bat tats are the best.
I wish that was her canon size.
>>124334779
That's a fuckup on Shafts side, no? They aren't that big, sadly.
The amount of good porn of this is shameful.
>>124335607
I don't.
>>124335534
Crab is above average
>>124337039
Is she even a C?
>>124337325
I don't know, anon. What does this look to you?
>>124337389
Certainly not a D. And every fapworthy girl needs at least a D.
>>124337415
Your western cup size or glorious nippon cup sizes?
They different, yo.
>>124337482
Western.
>different
Just a size smaller.
>>124337622
Not official.
>>124337389
Those look pretty fun to me.
>>124337719
more or less accurate
>>124337722
Fun? In what way?
Well personally I prefer C's I don't really take breast size much into consideration when considering wheter or not I would want to date a girl though, but if I could pick I would go for a C, makes her less attractive to other men too.
>>124337622
Me on the bottom left
>>124337855
Huge beta.
>I pick less attractive girls so they aren't sought after by other guys
>>124337722
Agreed, would fondle.
How kinky on a scale from 1 - 10 would Crab be like?
>>124339405
Oh, a ten, no doubt about it.
>>124339405
You forget she was almost raped. She was probably incredibly shy at first.
>>124337389
Just about max size.
Any bigger and they'd be shit.
OP is a cum guzzling faggot as usual.
>>124337855
nah, you just think bigger tits are out of your league unless they are part of a landwhale
>>124337855
>>124338001
>>124339763
>Bigger tits = more attractive
Are you guys for real?
>>124339963
They are closeted faggots trying to pretend to be heterosexual.
>>124334758
I thought she was the biggest after Kiss-shot and Hanekawa.
>>124339963
>not loving big tits
>>124334758
I would never daito her even with cowtits
>>124340229
She is but the rest is pretty average.
>>124340229
>>124340243
>>124334758
No tits would require to be fun or ass-attractive, crab has neither so she can GTFO
>>124340285
Too bad she was only around for five minutes.
>>124340351
Yeah man, she was absolutely top tier.
I'd watch a story about her traveling around being a pseudo-exorcist/survivalist.
One of the things I like most about Bake's harem is that the majority of the girls have reasonably sized breasts, not gigantic inflatable chest tumors.
>>124340285
mai waifu
>>124340285
I wonder how she became a god in the timeline where she survived.
>>124340493
I can't say the same but I applaud your good taste.
>>124340502
Kiss-shot? She didn't become a God in that timeline. That was just normal Kiss-shot.
>>124340544
not Kiss-shot, but adult Hachikuji
>>124340622
I'm getting confused. Adult Hachikuji never became a God or an oddity in any form.Also the shrine would be out of energy so there would be no need for a God.
>>124340664
in Koyomi Reverse, doesn't she?
>>124340687That's normal Mayoi though, the one we know and love. Adult Mayoi is specifically Route X Mayoi who goes around being the Steve Irwin of the Monogatari route.
>>124335650
They are pushed up by the bow.
>>124340801He goes to Kitashirahebi Shrine to discuss this strange matter with the newly appointed god, Hachikuji Mayoi. On the way, he has trouble finding his way to the shrine. At the shrine, Araragi is one again surprised by what he sees. Hachikuji Mayoi is in the form of an adult, or what she would have looked like if she didn't die from the car accident.
>>124340544
Kiss-shot used to be a God? I thought she was just an extremely powerful vampire.
>>124340872
She pretended she was a god, cause people started to worship her as one when she first came to Japan.
>>124340927
But what's the difference? She's only a vampire because people believed she was.
>>124340988
Are you retarded? She is an actual vampire.
>>124340927
Right. She's probably just as powerful as an actual God though.
>>124341022
How is she a vampire anon?
How did she become one?
>>124341073
As far as monogatari goes, she's the strongest being in existence.
>>124334779
OP isn't implying Crab has a small chest. He's actually stating Crab has a small chest. If you don't know what "implying" means, don't use it.
>>124341078
you can read here about her past http://bakemonogatari.wikia.com/wiki/Shinobu_Oshino
>>124341115
But does she actually manages to regain her full power at any point? I know that she gets her shit wrecked by the vampire hunters and Koyomi as well in Kizu.
>>124335552
She isn't in debt, her dad is.
>>124341284
She had her full power then, just wasn't using it because suicidal. Andafter Gaien kills Araragi. She gets connected to him again shortly after and looses them again.
>>124340835
Never read anything about reverse. Same timeline? She is a god anyway, so it's not like she wouldn't be able to change her appearance.
>>124337622
As usual, Shinobu is perfect at any age.
>>124337622
I like all.
>>124341224
>Shinobu became a vampire some time after.
Mystery solved.
>>124341413
Koyomi Reverse is in http://bakemonogatari.wikia.com/wiki/ZokuowarimonogatariI wonder how she looks as a god. Cause she swallows the same charm Sengoku did, that means her hair should turn white or something.
>>124341535
Who is the vampire that bit her?
>>124341673
fucking mystery forever
>>124341224
This is some of the most retarded shit I've ever read.
>>124341673
Me.
>>124341673
Not that anon but I'm actually guessing her vampiric status was probably just a corruption of her legend.
IE in her legend, she was a charming, abnormally beautiful girl that caused a lot of bloodshed.
Even though in the legend it was unintentional, if the rumour spread, it could mutate into her being a malicious vampire who charmed people into killing themselves.
Hanekawa makes specific mention of the vampiric ability "Charisma" in Bakemonogatari during her bike ride with Araragi saying that he could possibly have his harem because of that ability and then she admits she was joking.
So in short, her legend probably got corrupted and she became a vampire because people believed she was one.
>>124341806
That is what I'm trying to say.
She's a vampire because people believe her to be one.
>>124341806
uhh, what is she then if not a vampire? why does she need to drink blood?
>>124341806
>she became a vampire because people believed she was one.
If I get enough people to believe I am a little girl, will I actually become one?
>>124341841
Indeed, I was just positing a theory on to how she became a vampire.
>>124341853
She is a vampire. We know that for a fact. I'm just stating that in Princess Beauty, when the people commited Sudoku because she's so beautiful, when that legend spread, it could have been altered as rumours are to do.
If the rumour corrupted into making her a vampire lusting for blood instead of a princess so beautiful people kill themselves, in the Monogatari world, that could have changed Princess Beauty into Kiss shot,
>>124341923
Don't need to go that far, Nadeko proves with enough Delusion you can do the impossible.
So believe, anon. Believe and you will be the little girl you dream of.Also grab a God Talisman if possible
>>124341923
That's exactly how the world of monogatari works.
>>124341981
>>124342123
Okay.
Maybe one day I will finish the series or catch up.
>>124334758
Virgin losers don't get to be picky.
>>124342277
Why not, exactly?
>>124342313
If they don't want to be alone for the rest of their lives, that is.
>>124342313
it only makes you eve more shallow than you are
I want to see her animated ;-;
Not a day goes by without a reason to use this image
>>124341923
>If I get enough people to believe I am a little girl, will I actually become one?
I-I thought we were all little girls?
>>124341598Ononoki goes to the shrine in order to ask about where Black Hanekawa is. To her surprise, she finds Hachikuji, Sengoku, and a six-year-old Hanekawa drinking sake together.
This is gold. I hope Shaft adapts all of the novels.
>>124342439
Shaft needs to stop being lazy cunts and get adapting.
>>124342965
why six year old?
>>124340460
This. Wasted potential right there.
>>124337622
Karen is literally perfect
>>124343448
beats me, i just read the synopsis.
>>124344368
>long legged and lanky
I think you meant Kanbaru
>>124343448
They're just superior.
>>124339557
>gets naked in front of a guy she's known for like a day
>asks him out a few weeks later
>erotically teases him in the car
>initiates kissing
Crab has never once been shy when it comes to being intimate with Araragi.
Crab a shit.
Crab a qt.
>>124344765
Maybe the vampire charm thing is true. Araragi corrupts girls into being sluts with that.
>>124344765
>>124345341
I forget where it's explained but she acts like that cause after getting almost-raped she doesn't put a value on her own body.
>>124334758
>despite her small chest
>despite
What happened to you, /a/?
>>124345399
It's a crab thread, what do you expect.
They are all a bunch of normies.
>>124345465
But crab is best girl.
>>124334758
D-D-Deitou?!
>>124345378
That's strange. I feel like the opposite should happen. I'd probably be traumatized about having any kind of sexual experiences if I was raped.
>>124345963
Well, she is, that's why she asks Araragi to wait a while in episode 12.
>>124345963
Is Black Hanekawa a different personality or Hanekawa being true to herself?
>>124346071
There are no different personalities. Hanekawa just wears a emotional mask most of the time.
>>124346071
A bit of both. Black Hanekawa tries to help her become what she really strives to be.
>>124346213
Sexy and fun? She is already pretty hot.
>>124346071
The amount to which they share minds/personalities shifts over the course of the story. In Neko Black, Black Hanekawa was a mostly Hanekawa and knew full well what she was doing attacking people (which is why Araragi vows that he doesn't love her). The only thing is that while Hanekawa has control, she isn't able to remember anything when she returns to normal. By Tsubasa Cat and Neko White, their personalities are more separate though Hanekawa takes control again at the climax of the arc.
>>124345963
she was traumatized. She didn't want Araragi to touch her at first
