Monkey thread.
Worst girlSnakeis not allowed.
>>123982963
>snake
>not crab
Fix your worst girl detector, anon.
>>123983223
Why would you ban crab from a monkey thread?
Monkey loves crab.
>>123982963
>Worst girl is not allowed.
How can you have a monkey thread without monkey?
>>123983591
You're mixing up your words for worst and best again.
last monkey dump before i need to go.
Is this a thread for Monkey to call her own?
>>123983681
>dump
>4 pictures
Wow, great dump, bro.
>>123984546
Well if the thread stays live for a few hours I can dump some when I get home.
Not enoughmonkey businessgoing on.
>>123984828
You mean like this?
>>123984750
Well go ahead.
>>123987017
Don't mind if I do.
>>123982963
Dumping Snake because Monkeyfags are obnoxious bastards.
What is your favorite version of Snake?
Why have we been having daily Bakemonogatari girls threads for like the last 3 weeks?
>>123988475
Why not?
>>123988429
Medusa with hair tied back.
>>123988475
Beats me.
>>123988536
Can't argue with that.
>>123988652
Great taste.
What the hell, /a/? Only short haired monkey allowed.
Middle school monkey is super cute.
Thank you for the formal invitation, commencing best girl dump
>>123988798
We welcome all monkeys anon.
Why do these two make such a great pair?
>>123988818
Such untarnished innocence.
Do you think the hair would get in the way whilekissingher?
>>123988883
Best of both worlds of course
Someone evil turned good, someone good turned evil
>>123988883
>>123988967
Kaiki was never evil, snake was never good.
There was no turning, just revealing.
>>123988883
Nadeko's personality as a god contrasts well against Kaiki. Same reason Nadeko fits well with Monkey when she's human, with or without the cute act. Shame most people don't see what a great pair the two are.
>>123988883
That's because Kaiki is based and even snake can't ruin him with her presence.
It's always the Monkeyfags starting this shit. Well I guess it makes sense that they feel insecure with Monkey being second worst girl and all
>>123989040
true, I wouldn't have such an issue with Monkeyfags if they would just play nice
>>123989040
She fits well with monkey? How is that?
>>123988925
>kissing
>>123989087
This is literally a monkey thread.
Why do snakefags try to play the victim so much like snake?
>>123989118
Highly contrasting personalities highlight the best aspects of each other.
>>123989070
Try harder.
>>123989169
You called our waifu shit, you should know that in any language that's a declaration of war
>>123989169
silly anon, every thread is a snake thread
>>123989209
So one's a shit and the other is perfection?
Monkeyfags don't need to see snake to know how perfect monkey is though.
>>123989169
A Monkey thread that started with OP claiming, incorrectly, that Snake is worst girl.
>>123989087
Monkey's not that bad. Doll is second worst girl.
>>123989118
Monkey is a snakefag.
>>123989252
I want the ironic snakeposting to stop.
Or to at at least start being less ironic.
>>123989286
>>123989286
Monkey's an everything fag.
I don't think much is off-limits to her.
>>123989307
irony?
irony is that monkeyfags started this thread
>>123989307
When was it ironic?
Reminder that spats make skirts this short possible.
>>123989375
That's ironic?
I dunno who this slut is but she sure as hell isn't my monkey
>>123989388
God I love her bedroom eyes
>>123982963
How can monkey be best girl is Hanamonogatari is the worst series?
Checkmate Monkey fuckers.
>>123989388
When the picture that was posted accurately described the comment.
And also constantly.
>>123989477
she was drunk she didn't know what she was doing
>>123989169
I'm not even a snakefag, I'm asnailfag.But what were you expecting with such obvious bait in the OP?
>>123989087
I thinkCat and Crabare the worst gataris, but monkeyfags are by far the worst part of the fanbase.
It would be nice if we could have threads without people shitting on the other girls, but it doesn't seem possible.
>>123989459
You meant to say neko.
>>123989458
She is pure sex wrapped up in an innocent package with a wild, crazy filling.
>>123989542
You're using innocent incorrectly again.
>>123989532
Snail is great too
also bat
>>123989542
Yeah, she was great until she went clinically insane.
>>123989523
Would you get drunk with Nadeko?
>>123989532
>I think Cat and Crab are the worst gataris
I would've put white cat as the worst too.
>>123989532
Why is it wrong to call snake worst girl when she's clearly worst girl?
>>123989532
>snail
Good taste. Snail is second best girl, or at least tied for it with Bat.
>>123989581
The outside is innocent. Not what's under the wrapper.
>>123989628
because she's not monkey
>>123989602
nobut I'd love to get her drunk
>>123989687
Yes, I said worst girl.
Monkey would be best girl.
Try and keep up.
You lolicon faggot who only think with your dicks are annoying.
Snail and bat can join too if they want
>>123989793
well at least we're able to think, you'd have to be braindead to love monkey
Did you like her manga?
>>123989582
>>123989646
All loligataris are love, including the Doll.
>>123989904
I don't think wanting to plow anything under 4' with no boobs and disregarding everything else counts as thinking.
If you did think you'd see monkey has the best personality.Tied with snail.
>>123989793
>Monkeyfag accusing others of thinking with their dicks
Now I've seen everything.
>>123989948
fair enough
>>123989973
more snail less monkey then
>>123990047
They are both the best personality wise but I prefer monkey's physique and character design.
Top two though.
>>123982963
snail is better than monkey
>>123982963
Do Commie do a good job on this?
>>123989948
Reminder that if you are attracted to Snail you're an hebephile like the Snakefriends too, since Araragi comments on her having tits that are pretty developed for her age.
these snakefags make me depressed
I came for a nice happy monkey thread and all this shit posting
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm
>>123989998
If monkeyfags wanted someone who was just hot they'd go for bee or black cat.
Monkey has the looks and personality.
>>123989973
>Tied with snail.
Please do not associate someone as great and wonderful as Snail with a cardboard cutout whose entire 'personality' consists of "lulz, I'm a perverted lesbian that wants dick" and exists solely to provide fanservice.
>>123990102
>Commie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-fJ2dUpa_0
>>123990102
Yes. It's the one time you can trust them.
>>123990121
it's your own fault for starting the thread like that
>>123990102
For bake?
Get ANE.
>>123990121
OP asked for it. Don't complain. This was just a thinly veiled Snake thread all along.
Anyway, I'll post my waifu too. I don't give a fug.
>>123990141
Way to fuck over snailfags' reputation faggot.
>>123990104I am okay with that.
>>123990181
I didnt start the thread
and if snakesfags want a thread they should have made their own, I can guaruntee if a snake thread and a monkey thread was on at the same time there would be 99% less shit posting
>>123990121
you guys just never seem to learn
Lolis > Sisters > Monkey > Cat > Snake > the rest of the shit tier
>>123990216
>implying any thread is a snakethread
Why would we even do such a thing?
>>123990216
>>123990230
I welcome our invertebrate allies.
>>123990261
we've been raised to embrace a hostile posting style though
>>123990261
you as in "you monkey fags"
The point is, lashing out on one of the girls is just going to lead to her being posted constantly
>>123990261
If there was a monkey and a snake thread up at once they would both be dead anon.
Waifu wars is what keeps threads alive during the downtime between discussion and collects monogatarifags.
I wish it wasn't with snake though.
>>123990299
>>123990261
No, there would just be two threads exactly like this one but with the roles reversed in one.
>>123990121
Too bad.
>>123990141
you are a wonderful persona and I hope you will one day raise a family with several lovable children
>>123990356
>>123990336
this isnt true, its happened before and the snake thread died and the monkey thread was shared with devilfags
>>123990372
I would like to give /a/ the benefit of the doubt and say they wouldnt be that autistic but you might be right
>>123990384
thanks for the input
>>123988652
Hair up Nadeko deserves more love.
>>123990230
The truth is more important than reputation.
Why do snakefags cling to snake so hard?
Aren't there are other 14 year old girls they can fap to that aren't such a shit?
>>123990427
I don't remember seeing this
>>123990542
they are delusion like their waifu
>>123990510
What truth? Shitposting about monkey and bringing yourself down to the level of snakefags?
>>123990560
At the end of her second arc when she's talking to herself about being the final boss and wanting everyone else to team up to try and stop her when it comes time to kill Ararararagi. It might have been after the credits.
>>123990542
How many sexy 14 year old yandere goddesses are there?
Kizu when.Kizu never.
Koyomimonogatari when?
>>123990560
It was in the otori epilogue where snake monologued about how much of a shit she is and who she wants to kill everyone.
>>123990542
Yes, there is bird, but I come here in peace. Snakefags are harmless if unprovoked. Monkeyfags on the other hand love to flood threads with shit about their ape waifu for no reason.
>>123990625
>liking yandere
Keep digging you hole why don't you.
>>123990655
when was the last thread when a monkey thread did that
if anything its been snakefags who have been doing that as soon as someone mentions monkey
>>123990510
Relax man.
Just post best girl.
>>123990655
You too. There's 350 more posts left in this thread. Be cool about it.
>>123990655
No, that is just snake scapegoating so they can pretend to be victims.
Like accusing monkeyfags of flooding a monkey thread with monkey.
Good fucking job.
>>123990404
>you will never impregnate grown-up Snail and make lots of little Snails with her
>>123990708
well if the monkeyfag literally shits on snake in the OP, what do you expect?
>>123990770
I guess I should expect butthurt autists instead of monkey?
boy what a great place /a/ is, with such a great community
>>123990582
The only level to sink to is that of the monkeyfags, and we still have a long way to go until then.
>>123990770
>implying snake is not worst girl
Yes lets all get riled up over the truth.
>>123990824
well I think monkey is the worst. Nice we can all have our own opinions right? :^)
>>123990809
>lolicon autist's opinion
>mattering
Real snailfags are ashamed at your faggorty.
>>123990740
Monkeyfags start wars, we fight them
Monkeyfags used to flood Snake threads... but not anymore. Don't seem they have the manpower anymore, there's not enough of you.
While Snake however seems to have aged like fine wine, we just start getting more and more people who realize how lovely she tastes
>>123990230
Snail was obviously high on some dope that was forced on her by an older man during this time. I move that the charges be dropped.
>>123990873
159 posts
24 posters
honestly seems like its the same 5 snakefags
>>123990873
It takes just one person to flood a thread anon.
Monkeyfags stopped because they choose to.
>>123990863
Sure but you have to say why you think that.
Hardmode: can't use dyke.
>>123990919
This. I used to like going into pixiv and then posting pictures of monkey I found there here, but these threads arent even fun any more
>>123990919
no, they stopped because they don't love their waifu enough
>>123990961
she's fucking boring, too old and I don't like her character design
>>123990708
Three days ago? https://archive.moe/a/thread/123823873/#q123853253
>>123990986
>>123990997
Just post your girls. You're doing this to yourselves.
Why cant we all just get along?
>>123990986
the less of you the better
>>123991033
Because that would mean letting monkeyfags have an opinion.
>>123990708
Erotic roleplay with dicks in everyone's butts is not harmless! I'm still recovering from the last time.
>>123991003
That's hilarious.
Your're trying to claim a few posts at the end of a dying thread after it was most certainly not a snake thread anymore is equal to this faggorty?
Your victim complex is through the roof.
sasuga snakefag
>>123991025
fair enough
>>123990961
Well, there's the problem, there's not really anything else to Kanbaru. She's a pervert and she's obsessed with Crab, and that's about it. She's had pretty much no character development since she first appeared.
All in all, she just bores me.
>>123991003
nope wasnt there for that thread, I do think the people that do that with monkey have only recently watched the show
>>123991025
but this is a discussion just posting pictures doesnt amount to much, people want to talk about the series and their waifu not have the thread flooded with shit they dont like
Correct me if i'm wrong
>Monkey admit that Crab is superior than her
>Then, Crab most likely admit that Cat is superior than her(it shown when Crab terrified if Cat stole her boyfriend)
>Cat>Crab>Monkey>The rest
So, according to author, Cat is best girl right?
>>123991103
I'm talking about the whole "Is it that time again?" thing, with the attached image. I could provide more evidence that monkeyfags are used to invading snake threads, but they already provide it themselves.
I think this Tsun-Tsun reaction is simply how Snake and Monkey would get down to eventually fucking. Everybody just lick each others vaginas and everything is solved.
>>123991188
if you are going by that logic then bat would be top, followed by snail who becomes a god
>>123991188
Monkey also essentially said that Snake was the best girl, >>123989286.
Then there's Bird calling her the cutest thing in the world, and even Shinobu saying she's the second best.
![xHXkK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T2KlkNc.jpg "xHXkK[1].jpg")
monkeyfags getting BTFO by snakefags
>BTFO in their own thread
>BTFO by worst girl
>BTFO by life
is there anything more pathetic than monkeyfags
>>123991124
See it's okay to be so wrong. You just haven't payed attention at all.
She's a complex character who admires and respects almost everyone she meets but that also leads her to envy and hate them. This duality is always present letting her admire and hate the same person at the same time.
This is probably due to her confidence and self esteem issues because of how her mother raised her.
At the same time she likes to have fun and tease people, she doesn't let the hate she has control her life. That's why the devils paw was so damaging to her and why it forced such profound changes. It's probably what her mother intended but I don't know if I agree with the method.
Regardless at the end of hana she finally managed to let go of her hate for araragi for good and move on with her life.
>>123991210
If we could solve our problems with sex, we would.
>>123991326
>shitty crop
>imgur
>resaved
Yes, what that filename implies.
>>123991326
>>123991129
I don't see any discussion yet. Just some faggy rivalry between posters on a canadian fingerpainting imageboard.
And one snailfag being a retard.>>123991326
>>123991327
And this is better.
>>123991392
Just going to warn you, Snail doesn't know how to use a computer.
I wonder if Snake still drinks after becoming human again.
>>123991462
It's implied she drank beer she stole form her father.
>>123991418
>>123991326
2 retarded snailfags
you forgot to count yourself
their isnt any discussion becuase only the most autistic feel the need to jump into this thread, which is why there are more snakeposters than monkey
>>123991462
her dad always gives her some before they start shooting
>>123991506
Snail bit her tongue.
>>123991462
How did they get around with showing an underage person drinking btw? I thought that wasn't allowed?
>>123991549
this teaches you that you can drink at any age you want if you are able to grow snakes out of your head.
>>123982963
Never seen an episode but I have always assumed monkey is best girl.
>>123991549
because she became a god and was therefor technically no longer human
>>123991482
I know. I was thinking about that and wondered if now that she's hiding who she is less she might stop.
>>123991549
She was a god, not human. Gods can drink all they want. It's practically required. I'm more surprised that they got in the line implying she drank beer before becoming a god.
>>123991549
Silly anon, gods are above the law.
>>123991597
That's because she is.
Also watch it you fucker.
>>123991597
After Snail! So close. We'll be sending you a consolation prize.
>>123991597
Snail is the best and also Arararagi's one true love.
>>123991619
does the part where Senjougahara takes a sip of sake to get closer to god in the second episode count?
>>123991597
Anon, you're doing yourself a disservice by not watching, both because of the quality of the series itself and to clear up your misconception about who is best girl.
>>123991727
Araragi said it himself. He's going to marry her one day. He just can't keep his hands off his future bride.
>>123991785
Yes! But you posted the wrong best girl. So close. We'll be sending you a consolation prize.
>>123991855
Would youimpregnateNadeko?
>>123991855
I disagree, but respect your opinion as Snail is a high quality girl and in the top three Monogatari girls.
>>123991931
Only after marriage.
>>123991931
yes, we would have very mentally unwell children
OP here, just came back home.
All these mad snakefags are warming my heart.
Keep trying to pretend she's not shit.
>>123991889
They're so cute!
>>123991985
You still get a consolation prize. Thank you for your post.
>>123992029
>projecting
>>123992029
Please go and stay gone. We are having a great time now and don'T want to start fighting again.
I'm about to watch this series for the first time.
Anything I should keep in mind before watching?
Also, I hear that the story is pretty convoluted. Is there material/a manga I should read before watching the anime?
>>123992155
If that were true you'd make another thread.
You know it would just be a dead thread with sub 50 posts though.
>>123992199
The story is not convoluted or deep at all.
You don't even have to read the flashing text though it helps with exposition/backstory.
>>123992155
You are free to worship your wonderful waifu and tell everyone how great she is. But that means starting your own thread.
This is monkey territory.
>>123992204
like your thread before Snake came?
>>123992199
Just be ready for lots of words. Watch it in the order that it aired and you may want to read Kizumonogatari after watching Bakemonogatari. There is an official English translation of it coming out soon if you want to buy it.
>>123992264
They aren't going to leave anon, they have nowhere to go.
>>123992104
>>123992155
>>123992204
Don't be so mean! No gold star for you!
>>123992199
Well, it's an LN. It's not all translated though. I would just start with Bake. Also, watch out for best girl Snail being the best!
I want you all to know I just finished cumming all over myself from reading a snake doujin and self inserting as her.
>>123992274
Waifu wars are fine anon, we're all just disapointed you choose to do it with snake.
>>123992204
I've seen a lot of Snake threads reach bump limit actually. Most of them were used as general discussion for the series though.
Also, posting Episode to break the flow a little. Why aren't there more fujos drooling over him? I don't understand. He has barely any fanart.
Incest.
>>123992355
He's six years old. Are you sick?
>>123992335
No hands?
Snail is laughing at how small your penis must be right now.
>>123992355
He hasn't played any major part in the anime yet. Expect huge amount of fanarts after the Kizu movie,so never.
>>123992355
same problem as Ougi, not enough screentime
>>123992409
>implying most fujos aren't pedos too
>>123992355
Most gatari threads do that.
What you don't want to see is a snake thread staying a snake thread.
That's what the monkeyfags were trying to prevent.
https://archive.moe/a/thread/117608589
>>123992308
I actually think that most of the snakefags only define themselves through opposing monkey. They don't even think that snake is that great but just use her as an excuse to shitpost.
>>123992355
This nigga. Who is he? Why is there so little of him? Is there more of him in the novels?
>>123992355
Everyone is too busy drawing Snail!
>>123992442
Owari too maybe.
>>123992396
No.
>>123992396
>>123992468
Read Kizu.
>>123992453
That's disgusting. You should wait until he's at least eight.
>>123992543
or just go for Snail right now!
>>123992460
no, but fucking with monkeyfags makes posting snake feel a lot more rewarding I admit
>>123992468
A super powerful six year old half-vampire. He's so stronk despite his age that RRgi had to ask for Cat's help to deal with him
>>123992648
damn he so stonk.
>>123992596
Why is it so impossible to hate snail?
>>123992708
Because Snail is best!
>>123992708
I think to hate snail you'd have to be some sort of reverse-pedo
Monkey thread turned into a snail and snake thread
Are monkeyfags the worst?
