What if Shirou summoned Jeanne?
>>123937269
they would fuck everyday and be killed on their beds
>>123937269
It would have been a lot better.
>>123937269
Disregard grail war completely
Sex all day erryday
>>123937269
Maybe the Fate route as well as anything that heavily involved Saber wouldn't be absolute garbage
>>123937269
Everyone would know who the true best girl is
>>123937603
>>123937393
Is she horny all the time?
>>123937269
Shirou would die to Lancer's Gay Blog.
>>123937269
She would kill herself in the first night.
>>123937715
Lets just say she's a very disposed lady after being burned alive "a virgin"
>>123937269
Lancer kills Jeanne. Shirou loses on the first day but is saved by Rin.
>>123937393
>>123937603
She's a saint for fuck's sake, watch you tongue you infedel
>seducing men with thigh high stockings
Jeanne is a whore.
>>123938896
Nasuverse women are all wanton whores, besides Kohaku and Roa, they're pure.
>>123937269
Seriously talking if somehow Shirou survives to all the stupid shit he does in fate Jeanne would still have to kill herself with La Pucelle against Berserker since she doesn't have anything to kill him 12 times
>>123938989
>Kohaku
>Pure
>>123939120
Pure mind, I never said pure body.
>>123938838
Dunno, Jeanne's luck is even more bullshit than Saber, and with her voice NP she might just try to let Lancer go or find a way to prevent him from using Gay Bulge.
That said, with all the love I have for Jeanne, I wonder why she would take part in the 5th Grail War in the first place. She has nothing to regret, even though she died her prophecy was eventually accomplished, and France is still a thing. What would she even wish for ?
>>123939120
Yes.
Jeanne is the worst fucking Servant. Her NP kills her. Even Avenger is better.
>>123938838
Can Lancer even kill Jeanne? I know her offense is absolute crap without her NP, but isn't she just about completely invulnerable from harm?
>>123938989
Forgetting the purest girl for them all fag.
Taiga
>>123939261
Whole lotta dicks?
>>123939261
Servants don't choose to be summoned. Saber is an exception.
>>123939261
Dragon dildos.
>>123939333
Why is Saber always super special?
>>123939261
> What would she even wish for ?
Maybe a backbone for every frenchman?
>>123939303
>>123939261
Jeanne can't fight for shit. Did you read history? All she did was wave a banner. Lancer would kick her sorry ass in battle. He doesn't need to activate Gae Bolg, he can beat her up until she dies. The only thing that would save her would be Kotomine's command spells that forced him to retreat.
You're used to shit on Seiba, but she's actually good in combat unlike the frog.
>>123937269
>busty horny french
>coldfish flat brit
yeah, i could see what would make the better choice
>>123939290
>the worst fucking Servant
Wouldn't that be Shakespeare or some other Caster?
>>123939383
Because the story was originally about King Arthur?
>>123939383
Shes not dead for one
>>123939448
All Casters are top tier.
>>123939411
>All she did was wave a banner.
That's not true.
>>123939333
I think I remember that they actually can't be summoned if they don't wish for the Grail. Why would they even fight if they don't want to take part in the war in the first place ?
In both the 4th and 5th wars all servants have a wish that is at least connected to the war in some way (saving britain, fighting, killing gingerhead, protecting Sakura, etc.).
>>123939303
Her Luminosite Eternelle is only as effective as long she has Magic Resistance from her Ruler summon (EX), but since she would be Saber, her defense would be weaker like her MR.
>>123939448
Probably Shakespeare or this guy. Dunno about Andersen, I have no idea whether he's good for anything that doesn't involve being molested by his Master.
>>123939411
>historical accuracy
>in Type-Moon
You've gone full retard myfriend.
>>123939537
That was a mistake. They don't have a "choice" in the matter. Archer explains this shit to Shirou, only Saber has one.
Why is Rider the absolute worst class?
>fighting Bersercar in the ruins
>Jeanne is in a dai pinchi!
>Bersercar's roars stilled as the world starts shaking and a misty atmosphere begins swirling in a counterclockwise rotation around the battlefield
>everyone pauses and looks around trying to figure out what the fuck is going on
>on the edge of hearing, someone picks up on a barely-detectable wail that sounds like 'NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'
>it keeps growing louder and louder until the wail drowns out even Berzerkar's deafening yaulps
>suddenly a dazzling golden darkness rips open a hole in the fabric of the universe and and uncountable number of tentacles fly out and grab bersercar
>>123939411
She also lead troops (even got her own troops at some points) and since she was on the frontlines it's hard to believe that she didn't fight at all, especially later one when she had her own soldiers.
But that said, we are talking about Nasu's and Takeuchi's Jeanne, not the real one. Because if we are start doing this, then Arthur is a man, Medea don't have bullshit overpowered magic, and Medusa isn't a greek ninja.
>>123939683
What control has the Grail over the Throne of Heroes?
>>123937269
It gets lots better.
>>123939784
It's like a freecandy ban passing by
>>123939784
Heroic Spirits chill in the Throne of Heroes, Grail creates pirated copies of them who then fight in the war, then they all die in the war and the Heroic Spirits up in the Throne of Heroes get the memories of what their copies on Earth did after the war is over.
The "real" Heroic Spirits don't actually fight.
>>123939383
>>123939462
Fun fact, Arthur is believed to be of Roman lineage
You're now aware that Saber is Nero descendantThis can actually be canon in nasu's silly world
>>123939753
Jeanne is garbage in Apocrypha. She's mostly a Barrier Maiden and then ineffectually kills herself.
>>123937269
Jeanne tries to convert Shirou to Catholicism.
>>123940013
Nasu said that Nero and Arturia have a common ancestor. It's probably Julius Caesar who went to Britain.
>>123939980
Do the 'real' Heroic Spirits have control over what the copies do?
>>123940038
I guess it wouldn't be too hard since Shirou litterally wants to be Jesus.
>>123940086
I guess you can say it's like they're dreaming what their copies are living in the real world?
>>123940253
what would make sense since they don't remember anything about it but only some useful info about other servants and the war itself?
>>123940253
Then why the fuck does Seiba bitch , whine and moan about Kiritsugu in the next war if she had no control over anything?
>That was the truth. If she had just shut her ears from the voice and abandoned those soldiers to their lamentations - for what salvation could they possibly have? - she would have gone through her life, got married and lived with husband and child. It would only be natural. She knew that she once had such a future as well.
>But she abandoned it in favor of pressing down a different path.
>She chose to take up a sword, put on armor, raise a standard and mount a horse on the front line.
>...Did you know that it would end this way?
>Yes. Of course she did. She knew that as long as she fought on, this end would come to her. So of course, others would decry her for stupidity. However, she herself would never stoop to self-derision.
>"There had still been lives that I saved... so it cannot have been a mistake to walk this path."
Here she was on the front line, she used a sword alongside her standard, she fought. It doesn't matter that things went differently IRL because Nasu history is all fucked up. His Jeanne d'Arc is a fighter AND a standard carrier.
She also has a thing for saving people and sacrificing herself, she and Shirou would get along very well. Winning the war is another matter altogether, her super duper offensive NP is useable only once and off her.
The best thing to do is to sex her before she gets killed. Or finding allies. Rin would surely want to bed her, that slut.
>>123939411
>Did you read history?
Nasu obviously didn't
>>123940321
She's special.
>>123940321
Because Saber made a pact before dying in order to take part in the war, wich is also why she retain memories of every war she partakes in.
>>123940369
Her NP would probably be the climax, with her sacrificing herself to destroy the Grail.
>>123940321
because she's not dead yet, she literally went back to the camelot battle after loosing the 4rth war and back to the 5th just an instant later to partner with shirou, she made a pact with the world or the throne itself before dying to be a servant in exchange of getting her wish so she the world put her into the grail war so she fights for her wish, that after the 4th war was she never becoming a king in the first place. So basically her whole character in FSN is based on a few seconds of regretting her entire existence while still alive, that's why she can't turn into a spirit in the first place.I had this copied in a notepad just for you
Jeanne: How can this be…?
Jeanne: To think I was actually not such a famous Heroic Spirit in the East…
Jeanne: What were you doing, Xavier?
Shirou: Sorry, seems I mistook you for someone else!
Jeanne: I don’t think I can be that easily mistaken for King Arthur though… My chest, for example…
Jeanne: No, but still, I’m Jeanne d’Arc, you know?! From the Hundred-Year War?!
Jeanne: When you think “hero of France”, you think me, right?!
Shirou: Sorry. But I do know of Napoleon!
Jeanne: Even that little man?!
Jeanne: Grrr…
Jeanne: Here! Please look at this flag, it’s an amazing Noble Phantasm!
Jeanne: One wave of this even made Gilles so full of spirit he went France BASARA on the enemy camp and it was a huge mess!
Shirou: Sorry, it’s kinda plain. A sword that shoots beams is easier to understand!
Jeanne: Waaaaah! Fine!
Jeanne: Stupid, stupid! Pink hair! I’m never coming back to this countryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Shirou: Sorry, pretty foreign ladyyyyyyy! I don’t really get it, but sorryyyyyyyy!
>>123940547
Why is Saber such a drama queen?
>>123940638
That's drama king to you, buddy.
>>123940629
>Jeanne: One wave of this even made Gilles so full of spirit he went France BASARA on the enemy camp and it was a huge mess!
Based Gilles, I want to see this.
>>123940638
probably because she can't age pass 14
>>123940629
Why does Jeanne have so many issues?
>>123940629
>Jeanne: One wave of this even made Gilles so full of spirit he went France BASARA on the enemy camp and it was a huge mess!
Gilles was the best waifufag
>>123940710
>Gilles going France BASARA = turning all the kids in the enemy city into tentacle beasts.
Truly based Gilles.
Jeanne is french, she probably doesn't bathe properly which means shirou wouldn't bang her
>>123940761
She came too late in the Fate franchise, the girl in armor niche is already long taken.
>>123940638
>>123939723
That's not how you spell 'the best'.
>>123940788
At this point he was still cool badass knight Gilles though.
>>123940369
Pink is still better than her in any situation
>>123940761
Flawed perfection.
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>>123940629
>A sword that shoots beams is easier to understand!
>>123940761
Does any servant but the 5th Grail Lancer not have any personality issues?
>>123940926
Iskandar is the only good Rider.
>>123940783
>>123940820
As much as the French have a reputation for poor hygiene you can't really say that the medieval British were much better.
>>123941027
Or current age British.
>>123939723
You mean worst. It produces a lot of waifus but is pretty much absolute shit in most other regards.
>>123937269
>>123937484
>It would have been a lot better.
>>123941010
All Riders are great.
>>123941011
Imagine if someone in the 4th really did summon Jeanne.
>>123940991
>5th war Lancer
>no personality issues
You realize he's still bitch terrified of Scathach, right?
>>123940948
I wish there was a doujin of Astolfo deflowering Jeanne. I don't dislike Sieg but I just wish to see a feminine looking trap completely dominating a sexy virgin in bed.
>>123939723
Is Iskandar an exception to this? Feel like he was one of the top servants in F/Z considering how stacked it was
>>123941027
If shirou doesn't have a problem banging a wormslut I can't think of a reason to not bang a dirty french/british girl
>>123941132
Of course. The only Heroic Spirit who brought his entire crew with him.
>>123941088
He would act the same way he did before seeing he already convinced himself Saber was really Jeanne.
It would end with Jeanne using La Pucelle and them dying together, unless Gil did something before (unlikely).
>>123941088
Imagine if 4th Caster summoned jeanne
>>123941132
Iskandar was garbage in the 4th war. The only rider that had a chance at winning the war was Achilles but he chose the waifu instead
>>123939411
Pretty sure there are historical accounts of her picking up a mace and joining in the fighting.
>>123941132
Rider's problem is the same as everyone else from F/Z
>Gilgamesh
>>123941226
The only bad thing with Achilles is his design, he looks like a protagonist of a Final Fantasy game. Otherwise he's pretty boss.
>>123941226
At least he had his priorities straight. Too bad Atalanta was turbo lesbian.
>>123940629
>Text before this post:
Jeanne: So I, the maiden of Orleans, Jeanne d’Arc…
Jeanne: …am using the Heroic Spirit vacation time that I recieve for completing my work as Ruler to come here to Fuyuki on holiday.
Shirou: ?
Jeanne: Of course, as France’s biggest celebrity, I haven’t forgotten to disguise myself to hide my identity.
Jeanne: It wouldn’t do to see “Shocker! Saint Descends In Far-East Land!” as the headline on tomorrow’s morning newspaper, after all.
Jeanne: Despite appearances, I’m the worldwide super-famous Heroic Spirit Jeanne d’Arc, you know?
Jeanne: It’s so haaard. It’s so haaard to hide my identity even when I’m on vacation.
Jeanne: It’s so haaard to have to hide my name for a different reason than Servants.
Jeanne: Oh, this boy…(gasp)?! Could he be…
Jeanne: …a young soldier who was affected by my holy aura, couldn’t contain himself, and rushed to serve under my banner?!
Shirou: ?
Jeanne: Oh well, there’s not much I can do about it, I am a worldwide super famous Heroic Spirit after all.
Jeanne: Anyone who saw the maiden of Orleans walking wearily along the road would pledge to rush through a fleeting yet intense life like a flame in service to her sacred banner, wouldn’t they?
Shirou: Ah! I remember! I’ve seen you on TV!
Jeanne: Right?! Of course you would.
Jeanne: It’s so haaard, it’s so haaard having my uncontainable super famous Heroic Spirit aura (divinity) seep out even if I try to hide it.
Jeanne: But I’m in the Ruler position, so I can’t participate directly.
Jeanne: Even if you said “if I’m gonna summon anyone it’s gotta be the maiden of Orleans, it’s just common sense!”…
Jeanne: …and wanted to summon me, it seems that’s impossible as far as the system goes, so please give up, okay…um…little boy from this country?
Shirou: You’re King Arthur, right?! They showed you on that anime on TV! You’re actually a girl, right, I know I know!
Jeanne: Damn you, England!
>>123937269
Anything is better than Arturia.
>>123941222
The novel would be rated R18
What if future saber summoned saber
>>123941226
Birthday Ghost might stand a chance, but we'll have to see how that turns out.
>>123941323
She's fun, I like her.
>>123941312
To be honest I'm pretty sure Achilles could've turned her straight with a good day of invincible dick, he's that alpha
>>123941346
Hopefully there's a dimensional singularity and Saber stops existing
>>123937269
Shirou:
Lancer:
Jeanne: I will ask you. Might you be my Master?
Shirou:
Jeanne: Or whatever. I can’t stand out if I don’t participate!
Jeanne: Being Ruler feels more like a punishment. I wanted to try competing for the grail too sometime!
Jeanne: Oh, my Noble Phantasm? Don’t worry, I brought a really flashy one.
Jeanne: Look at this one-time-use Crimson– Ah, this was a self-destruction Noble Phantasm! (tee-hee)
Shirou: Wait wait wait.
Jeanne: It might finally be coming! The Jeaaaaaaaaanne boom!
Jeanne: There’ll be a Red Jeanne and a Sakura Jeanne, gosh, guess there’s no helping it since I’m such a popular character!
Jeanne: It’s so haaard, it’s so haaard being popular, I’m tired of all these Jeanne clones…
Jeanne: …Do you think I might be well on my way to becoming a star cash-cow like that?!
Shirou & Lancer: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Is it possible to summon the Grim Reaper? He isn't divine, he's just the personification of Death. I would figure that if you could summon All the Evils of the World, you could summon Death.
>>123941323
>Damn you, England!
Why does everyone bully Saber? She's like the Britney Spears of the Nasuverse
>>123941408
>saber stops existing
>universe corrects itself
>all the saber merch becomes merch for you're favourite 2d grill
>>123941346
>that fucking scyhte
Who thought it was a good idea?
>>123941434
Yes and no. It depends.
>>123941434
Everything's possible in the nasuverse.
>>123941527
Lies. One cannot not rape the maids.
