Would you watch an anime about cute Roman girls doing cute Roman things?
I don't think there's such a thing as a 'cute' crucifixion scene.
>>123689532
Guess what cute Roman girls never got to do? Serve in the Legions. They also got no vote. Rome had it good.
>>123689532
Thermae Romae needed more Roman girls in it.
A woman in the Legion, kek.
>>123690657
watch life of brian
>>123689532
>Sisters, three weeks from now I will be harvesting my crops
>Imagine where you will be, and it will be so
>Hold the line
>Stay with me
>f you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled
>For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
>>123689532
Bathing, visiting the coliseum and cheering on slaves butchering each other, visiting the vomitorium after binging at a banquet, and eating hot coals after their husband and his buddies murder their friend and then get beat down in response?
>>123691426
>Imagine where you will be, and it will be so
>"It's cold"
>"My feet hurt"
>"These barbarians are too noisy"
>"I wish I was in Gaul with my husbando"
>>123691598
>he thinks the vomitorium was for actual vomiting
Educate yourself, faggot.
TRVE ROMAN THREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS?
>>123691682
>Sticking strictly to history or source material and not popular culture
If only. Anime would be in a better place.
>>123691751
GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR IS MY WAIFU
>>123690845
my nigga
>>123689532
>cute Roman Girls doing cute Roman things
>cute Roman things
Uh...
waiting for translation
I want to fap to a qt grill killing people
>>123689532
You mean getting fucked by the manly Spartans after they return home from war?
Sure.
>>123689532
No but I would watch an anime about Roman Reigns
>>123693312
>This is what 300 movie watchers really believe
Move aside patriarchal scum the glorious Roman culture is here to enlighten you to not f up a society
>>123692163
THE MOCKERY OF WAIFUFAGS AND THEIR ONE WAIFU SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM
>>123692163
Best Waifu.
>>123693459
Women were baby factories back then. They had to be. How else were they supposed to make an entire army of super soldiers for their country?
>>123693459
>you to not f up a society
You can type the word fuck you underage faggot.
>>123689532
I hope crassus senpai notices me.
>>123693323
Fuck off cletus.
JUPITER'S COCK
>>123693241
>Romans are the bad guys
Fuck this shit.
>>123689532
I'd watch a anime about hannibal fighting against corrupt evil rome.
it'd have magic and harem hijinks to boost sale's in japan too
>>123689532
So a straight shota show?
>celtic women could gain power, divorce abusive husbands, put their children up for adoption and be buried with treasure and honours
>roman women couldn't vote or have any power, were stuck with their husbands and dumped unwanted babies on landfills
Who were the barbarians?
What if Romans had a GVNDAM?
>>12369420
What civilization set the foundations of the modern world?
>>123694201
The people who didn't have heated floors.
>>123694344
Iran or china take your pick
>>123694201
Roman women didn't have rights in paper, there were plenty of wealthy women and generally romans didn't gave a fuck as long as muh family values remained somewhat intact.
>>123694201
I guess arguably neither to be fair.
If plato didn't believe in barbarians, then neither should you.
>>123689532
>not wearing helmet
>breaking formation
>terrible stance
0/10 would decimate
>>123693323
balee dat bbygurl
>>123694201
Is this guy serious?
>>123689532
I'd watch an anime about a manly roman soldier doing manly things.
>>123693762
>army of super soldiers
Don't tell me you actually believe any of that ancient warrior crap, it was literally just a bunch of dudes bragging about how people from their land have such sick gains.
>>123691598
other than the arena, we really don't have a good idea what life was like for the common folk in ancient rome. which is what a soldier would classify as when not at war.
>>123694201
quisque est barbarus alio muh nigga
>>123694838
>what is the Satyricon
>>123689532
Only if I get the adventures of lewd Pompeii delinquents getting into shenanigans and making graffiti
http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm
>>123694201
The one that had an empire. That just goes to show how much better off things would be if we went back and took women's rights away again. What could they do about it?
THIS WEEKS PUBLIC SUBS IS PROVIDED BY THE CAPELINE SUBBERS OF HADENA!
THE GROUP USES ONLY THE FINEST TYPES ETTING
TRUE ROMAN SUBS, FOR TRUE ROMANS!
>>123694970
I just read the book, Satiricon, and i can honestly say it was the gayest shit ever. Anime tier.
>>123693899
I don't see the point why me not writing in faaaaccckkk caused a trigger for you to imply that my time on this mortal plane demonstrates my willingness to engage is sexual activity with the same sex
>literal patriarchy, disobeying your father was tantamount to crime
>dishonesty was mostly punished passively through exclusion, everything you did was through social connections so you couldn't get away with being a scumbag unless you were caesar
>slaves generally treated well, and have opportunity for advancement
>anybody could become a citizen as long as they were willing to work for it
>absolutely loved traps and feminine boys
Why was Rome so perfect? Why did Christianity have to ruin everything?
>>123695042
It's literally a SoL about a dude and his 16yo slutty gay lover the fuck did you expect?
>>123694970
Fiction? I hope people don't read Catcher in the Rye for a realistic look into our lives in the past
>>123695069
>>slaves generally treated well, and have opportunity for advancement
>>123695069
>Implying the West Roman Empire wasn't Christian for two centuries and the East Roman Empire for a thousand years
>>123695069
You do realize that Christianity is like in 75% of our anime in some way or form
>>123695069
Fuck off degenerate faggot
>>123695069
>"love" was seen as weak and unhealthy, just an other form of obsession
>waifufags could literally not exist
Doesn't sound too bad actually
![[Nutbladder] THERMAE ROMAE - SP [7F2F59E5].mkv_snapshot_02.05_[2015.04.07_19.24.21].png](https://i.imgur.com/OhSTm9p.jpg "[Nutbladder] THERMAE ROMAE - SP [7F2F59E5].mkv_snapshot_02.05_[2015.04.07_19.24.21].png")
I think we can all agree this is conclusive proof that anons are actually romans reincarnated
>http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm
>>123695069
>>slaves generally treated well, and have opportunity for advancement
now this is some bad history
>>123695146
Maybe he's think of house servants or trades people
Miners and farmers were definitely treated like cattle.
>>123695253
>Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Every fucking time
>>123695253
R O M A
O L I M
M I L O
A M O R
>>123695253
>"We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus."
That's beatiful dude.
Also >I screwed the barmaid
