Why doesn't she ever get fat from eating all those donuts?
Women (not from America) can eat all they want and not get fat.
Example: Saber
>character eats a lot without getting fat>turns out they have terminal cancer
Vampire organs can't process anything but blood. Idk how her body excretes it.
>>123533217
She just shits donut pieces. Araragi probably snacks on that shit now and then.
Well like children eat what they want and dont get fat.
>>123532984
>shape-shifter
>decide to be chubby
but why?
>>123533055
American women too.
I mean unless eating all you want means three big mac meals for lunch.
Could be that she's anorexic. Or high metabolism. I Dont fucking know. Anime
>>123532984
>>123533055
This thread is so new, and already so many kawaii ass killing machines.
Shinobu a cute.
>>123532984
Have you ever seen a fat vampire?
>>123533655
>anorexic
>metabolism
>vampire
It's like you idiots want to be seen as retarded.
Not many fat vampires around.
>>123533725
>>123533754
I am a fat vampire. I love the feel of my jiggle.
>>123533727
well, at least he said he doesn't know.
>>123532984
It all goes straight to her tits.
Fat Bat Tats.
>>123533833
You need to cut back on the diabetics.
>>123533055
>>123533055
No, Saber can't get fat because she's summoned as a servant.
She's basically a powerful shade. It disappears into the dark abyss or some shit.
>>123533970
I thought this said Diabetic Lovers for a second.
Yeah I know, I'm going to hate going blind and losing my feet.
>>123534049
did someone say dark abyss?
>>123534129
Fuck off Ougi, I can't fap to you since I'm not certain of your gender.
>>123533930
The humps on this creature...
Lesson: Feed your daughter lots of donuts.
>>123534184
I'm pretty sure she's a girl in this picture.
But I'm also pretty sure her vagina is a gateway to oblivion.
>>123534129
I'd plunge into that dark abyss if you know what I mean.
>>123534353
It'll be like your dick starring in Interstellar. You might even find a new habitable planet.
>>123534208
I would make her say "Anon-kun, denwa" while she sits like that.
I'm thinking of watching bakemongatari. Is it worth it lads?
>>123534184
Isn't that what makes it more exciting?
>>123534789
Get the fuck out and watch it right now.