>Liking disgusting cowtits
>>123320837
>expecting small tits on a cartoon show made by asians
>>123320882
>Disregarding loli
>being attracted to the female gender
>>123320837
>Liking DFC
might as well call the cops on the pedo
Titties ain't shit but sacks of fat!
>liking dfc
How do you live with yourself?
>>123320837
What's wrong with having good taste?
DFC is life, DFC is justice.
>caring about earthly pleasures
>>123320994
>>123320837
I like big tits on fullgrown girls with bodies they make sense on.
But my personal preference is small titties on a slim and petite girl ranging from 15 to 30. Good lord they are the fucking BEST.
>>123321060
I've seen a girl with huge tits and a slim figure. Granted, she is above average tall, but damn, those boobs on that body.
>>123321060
I'd say that this is the best body type.
>>123321124
>slim
>huge tits
>tall
Literally the perfect body.
>>123320837
>settling for the dollar menu
>when you can enjoy a big mac
>>123321183
I honestly find the right more appealing. I don't know why.
>>123321183
Inbetwen is literally perfect, everything else is disgusting.
cowtits are rank 1
>>123321018
caring about spirituality
>>123321183
I want to feel the sensation of both at once.
>>123321018
>>123321294
>caring about anything
>>123320994
DFC is jail
>>123320837
>having a dick
>liking humans
>>123321350
Breasts = hopes and dreams.
>>123320882
>diregarding loli
>>123321199
id guess the abs.
>>123321294
>that pic
What kinky stuff can you do with non existent breast?
None.
/thread
>>123320837
>liking non-existent tits on a loli
It's almost like you want to fuck little boys
>>123321589
much truth
>>123320837
Oh oui.
>>123321627
Bottoms up, anon.
>>123320837
>not liking the the embodiment of pure unadulterated maternity
>>123320837
Looking at those thumbnails in the category list, I thought those were burgers.
>>123320837
>being attracted to genetically inferior flat chested "women"
>>123321922
ooga booga muthafucka, expect a negroid to only care about ass and titties
>>123320934
>being gay
Or alternatively
>being a straight woman
>>123321985
What are you? a 5 or 7 seven years old?
>>123321985
>that logic
I bet you think people who post anime reaction images are 2D little girls.
>>123321819
Now I finally understand why Americans love big breasts so much.
>>123320934
>being attracted to anything
>>123321147
Bit too busty for me.
Pic related, while Sawyer might be my ideal, a girl like the one behind her, Shenhua, is pretty smokin' on her own merits.
I can't even be attracted to a woman if she's flat.
>>123322148
Bobby is a man with truly refined taste.
>>123320837
>being that jealous
>>123322173
that probably means you're too much of a high-test alpha male huh, as expected of someone who browses anime imageboards
I enjoy flat chests.
>>123322301
It's just a preference bruh, nothing wrong with liking flat chests.
>>123322346
I want to make a girl with a chest complex feel comfortable about her size.
>>123320837
Stay jelly, pancake.
>>123322346
>>123322368
Me too.
>>123322349
A surprisingly civilized answer.
>>123322390
>>123322402
who this?
>>123321390
*mens hopes and dreams
>>123322084
>being straight
[_] privileges
>>123322427
Cowtits = candy for the eye
DFC = candy for the heart
>>123322438
Why she's Best Girl, obviously.Go read Black Lagoon.
>>123322483
>>123322540
>>123322483
>Kanbaru
>Makoto
>Flat chest
This nigga serious?
>>123322612
I'm tired man the pictures have a small chest at least.
Moderately sized women are the best.
Did someone say useless flesh?
The best breasts belong to your waifu
Only flat-chested women hate them.
>>123321423
Yeah, that's probably it.
Wait what's wrong with enjoying big tits?
how do we feel about breast envy
>>123323210
KUYASHI!
>>123323210
loev
best size
>>123323296
Also best girl
>>123323210
I think it's really cute.
>>123323189
These days it means you're apparently "immature" and a normalfag
>>123322130
>being
>gosh, anon. don't stare me like that
>being attracted to females because you're brain is wired that way
>not re-programming it so you can be free from your instincts and spend your time doing more important things than fapping
>>123324856
Shut up, faggot.
>>123320837
Why would the devil be a part timer?
>>123320837
OP IS A GAY FAGGOT
>>123324542
it's not my fault you've been created for the amusement of horny social spergs.
>>123321985
Kill yourself my man
>>123323210
Hate it
Why can't flat chested females accept that their DFC has a charm in of itself. Why do they think that big equals better? It doesn't, both big tits and DFC are good and people who limit themselves to just one side are complete faggots.
By the way, there is such a thing as too big and Elf tits here has clearly gone past the line.
Do you like dis pair?
>>123323210
Can be amusing.
There was a time when I was like you guys. A filthy cassual that could only enjoy one type of Boob. This time has long since passed. All Breasts are equal and are made for loving.
>>123327601
Those girls know the truth: >>123322148
>>123328048
Anon pls. You can like both but still prefer one over the other.
>>123327601
>Why can't flat chested females accept that their DFC has a charm in of itself
Convincing them that is the fun part though.
>>123327601
Huge breasts are best.
>>123328289
Anon please, those aren't even the biggest in Kyonyuu fantasy series
I like cowtits but only if they fit the body, and Chiho's do not fit her body.
>>123320837
>>123320837
They look like hamburgers, very fitting for the show
>>123321306
>maou maouu yuusha ending sequence.gif
dont have it at work unfortunately
>not liking cowtits and DFC
fags
>>123330149
>5th grader
>>123320837I prefer chiseled nippleless abs
>>123330211
>>123330211
>>123320837
It is normal that i think those look like hamburgers?
>>123330986
Yes, it means your brain is functioning normally
>>123330986
>hamburgers
They're Chii's burgers, actually.
>>123330177
pettankos picking a fight like always.
>>123322782
Why is C.C. so sexual? Every aspect of her body language seems to be seductive in nature.
>>123320837
cow tits> flat chest
I LOVE HUGE TITS. BIG, MASSIVE, HUMONGOUS MAMMARIES. I WANT TO KNEAD THEM, SQUEEZE THEM, BURROW MY FACE IN THEM. IF SHE CAN SUFFOCATE ME WITH THEM, THEY'RE PERFECT! TITS!
>>123320837
I would never.
>Not embracing every shape and size of tits.
The only circumstance flat board is acceptable is when it's loli. Otherwise kek.
>>123320837
Flat for life.
>>123320837
Those have always been some really nice looking tits.
Lolis are objectively inferior to grown women.
>no tits
>no ass
>short legs
>childish personality
>>123320837
>Liking disgusting flat chest
kill yourself
>>123331730
Oppai lolis are the best.
Everything that makes lolis great, and everything that makes grown women great. Truly a miracle of science.
I think flat lolis are okay too though.
Only thing that looks wrong really are grown women that are as flat as a board.
>>123320837
Cowtits needs to go in the same way normalfags needs to go.
>>123331982
People should be able to have a love for both.
>not liking disgusting cow tits
Reminder that liking flat chest is just a meme.
>>123331587
>acceptable chest size
>guy's chest
anon pls.
>>123331610
Flat is not a shape.
>>123331631
>I recognize that bulge
cow tits are pretty pleb tier, but real men enjoys all tits
>>123331811
>Only thing that looks wrong really are grown women that are as flat as a board.
I disagree with your opinion.
today I will remind them
>>123331982
With a chest like that Mizuki barely counts as a girl.
>>123331982
>Everyone who doesn't share my fetish is a normalfag.
Fuck off flatfag.
>>123320837
Flat is justice.
>>123331730
>Flatness is the miracle of the universe
>Loli butt Goddesses everywhere
>Youthful appearance, childbearing hips, sexy and small slender body
>Cutest to hottest semen demon personality
Lolis are objectively superior to cows and hags.
>>123332608
Cows are the best.
>>123332593
>Doesn't like dfc and loli
Normie pls go.
>>123331050
underrated post
disgusting flat chest
How am I supposed to live knowing I can never hold a pair of soft 2D breasts in my hands, or never smother my face in them, or my dick between them?
DFCfags have it easy, they can just pat their man chests and feel the same thing.
When we get down to brass tacks, all 2D breasts are flat
Cowtits lovers are just in denial about their secret fetish forthe third dimension
>>123332809
speak for yourself aspie
>>123320837
>having an attraction towards female chinese cartoons
>>123332931
Mine is not secret. I like real porn and real women but they don't like me.
>>123333005
Everything in moderation, fellow /a/nons.
>>123332809
That girl looks deformed as hell and she's calling other women inferior.
>>123333215
Moderation is boring.
>tfw anime has reinforced that I like small breasts from flat to no more than A, with B pushing it
>>123332809
That reminds me, this needs a 2015 edit.
>>123333395
Pretty sure it has one.
I know someone took it upon themselves to use it as the OP for one of these threads on new years.
>all this shit taste
Educate yourselves you horny teenagers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQZ3mZ3tok0
>limits
>>123333627
I don't get it. Yeah, when a guy matures from a boy to a man, his fatherly instincts kick in so he finds a good, well developed motherly woman so he can raise the best child possible.
>>123333627
Liking big breasts is natural for humans. Look at the tits on neolithic fertility goddess statuettes for example. For as long as humans have been making art, they've created depictions of women with huge breasts. Perhaps you should wonder why you aren't attracted to big breasts.
That father argument makes no sense by the way. Fathers shouldn't want to fuck their daughters. Lot really shouldn't be an example to be imitated.
>>123332366
Nourin has so many good returns for this
shame it was so underappreciated though,
yes funi sucks arse but lyger and kdfss did a good job
>>123333838
>>123333903
>being this much in denial about their taste being pure shit
It's like you don't know that when you hug flat-chested girls, your heart is closer to theirs
>>123334023
When you hug a big-breasted girl you can experience their softness.
>>123334023
the heart is simply an organ that pumps blood throughout the body, it has nothing to do with love and/or emotions
>>123334108
>>123334117
>I care only about superficial stuff and don't understand emotional attachment
Proven for shit taste
>>123334195
What are you suggesting? That big breasts somehow prevent emotional attachment?
the best kinds of tits are the one's of you're waifu anon
>>123334264
This man knows what's up.
>>123334264
But I don't have a waifu.
>>123334195
You speak as if you know what you're talking about. Hush.
>>123334263
But your arguments were only "they are soft". Use stress balls if that's literally all you need in a woman
>>123334195
how are you not favorizing something superficial such as small breasts? well of course I know you'll say you're not, but then why the opposite? are big breasts just not a preference? they don't have to make or break the potential for love and in now way can they prevent emotional attachement
Do breasts even feel that good? Are they really as soft as they look?
>>123334372
bags of salty coins
>>123334385
congratulations on completely missing the point
>>123334351
And use an ironing board if that's all you need in woman.
Nothing wrong with them.
>>123334372
No.
>>123334403
What do you mean? Being able to have your heart closer to theirs is clearly superior if you want to feel close to her. Meaning, between two persons who are exactly the same save for their breast size, the flat one will make you happier
>>123334410
When ironing boards get emotions
>>123332366
the full version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Y18Ch0sPs
>>123333990
All tits are great tits as long as they don't get ridiculous. Actually, to hell with cowtits.
>>123334351
Where did I say that's the only thing needed of a woman? And why wouldn't you want a girl with a soft and ample bosom?
>>123334511
Hugging a soft girl will provide a better experience. And your point is irrelevant since you won't have problems hugging a girl with large breasts unless they're the size of beach balls.
>>123334511
the heart is nothing more than a blood pumping organ and why of two exact girls save for the breasts size difference, would the flat one make me happier?
Also paizuri
>>123334511
What the fuck does having your heart closer to hers even mean to you? Why would you care so much about that?
It's not a literal love machine or whatever you think it is. It's just a organ that pumps blood. You don't need to literally be closer to it.
>>123320837
I like sexy and cute girls with dfc the most, actually.
Why are flat chests even counted as tits?
>>123334521
>World Wide Oppai
My fucking sides
>>123334629
>Hugging a soft girl will provide a better experience
>accepting being far from their heart just so you can be squished against tumurous lumps of useless fat
Confirmed for horny 12yo
>>123334636
>>123334641
>help guys I don't understand emotion
>2015
>Not plundering both DFC and DCT
Why be good when you can be GREAT?
>>123334636
>paizuri
Indeed. That's another big advantage of large breasts.
>>123333215
perfection.
>>123334740
>b-but the heart is cloer
>p-please accept my infantile metaphors as arguments for the superiority of flat chests
don't worry, one day you'll grow up and realize there's more to love than ''hearts''
>>123334740
You're the one that doesn't understand emotion.
When people say closer to their heart they don't mean it literally, you fucking autist.
Jesus fuck, what the hell do you think someone is talking about when they use the expression "Get inside of someone's head" then?
>>123334740
Oh no! You are a few centimeters further from the girl's heart! I guess that love can never develop between the two of you.
Your argument is completely retarded.
>>123332366
>fatherly affection
>>123334879
>I guess that love can never develop between the two of you.
>i'm literally so out of arguments I have to resort to a huge strawman
An inferior in all ways physical attribute doesn't mean love cannot develop
>>123333627
>>123334740
Fuck I'm still laughing about you actually taking it seriously.
I know autism is just a word thrown around with little meaning anymore, but you're really taking a idiom literally. I'm probably going to blow your mind here, but it's safe to go outside when someone says it's raining cats and dogs.
>>123334866
>>123334860
>completely missing the point
Of course, if I love someone and she gets big breasts, I wouldn't stop loving her just for that. Who would? People pretty much never leave someone if they get cancer for example, so why should it be different for those tumors?
>>123334948
Maybe when he talks about "fatherly affection", he is thinking of Josef Fritzl.
>>123335079
what? I don't think I'm the one you meant to reply to.
>>123335091
>big breasts are now tumors
ok fuck this, I'm fucking done
I fucking hate DFC retards just because they're so obnoxious, and the majority of them like DFC ironically just so they can be part of "le epic /a/ culture"
There's nothing wrong with big breasts. DFC on loli is different, but DFC on a teenaged girl is fucking retarded.
>>123334961
You don't even have an argument. You're just taking a metaphor and treating it literally in an effort to support your fetish.
>>123335079
Think you replied to the wrong person there m8.
>>123335091
>breasts are tumors
And that's not what you were arguing at all. You were saying that large breasts are inferior because you need to literally, physically be close to a girls heart.
>>123335065
>taking a idiom literally.
>wanting to be close to the one you love means that you took the idiom literally
So how is it to have no emotions of your own and to only base those discussions on what other people have said about love?
>>123334824
Naizuri is kind of amazing too though.
>tfw you actually feel her heartbeat with your dick
It's so romantic~!
>>123334372Yes.
>>123335217
This has got to be a troll.
Breasts are not preventing you from being close to the one you love at all.
Unless all you love is her heart, and not her, being physically closer to her heart has no meaning whatsoever.
>>123334740
You're trying to fit in way too fucking hard, my man.
>>123335138
>DFC on a teenaged girl is fucking retarded
I disagree. There's nothing wrong with small breasted or flat teenage girls.
>>123335226
Paizuri is similar. But Naizuri has the charm of DFC trying.
>>123335091
Equating breasts to tumors? Congrats, you managed to find an argument that's as retarded as your heart argument.
>>123335138
>I fucking hate DFC retards just because they're so obnoxious
I never in my life expected to read this sentence. This goes way further than the pot calling the kettle black. Just look at this thread
>>123335382
Flatfags are those calling people who don't share their fetish normalfags and telling them to leave /a/.
>>123335295
Did you know that the symbol we have for heart is actually two human hearts together? It's romantic, and that's enough to make it worth doing.
>>123335322
I just don't see the point.
>>123335382
Oh, you mean like every underage retard in this thread screaming "COWTITS LOVERS BTFO XD UR CLOSER TO HER HEART WITH DFC"
Are you joking? This happens almost every fucking time it's brought up. You have a bunch of newfags not realizing that the obsession with DFC is largely ironic purposefully trying to start shitposting contests with cowtits lovers.
>>123335138
You're delusional if you think most don't actually love dfc. Majority of the board are into loli and tomboys. DFC is merely reinforced by board culture, and keeping it up isn't done ironically when it's one of the things used to make /a/ as /a/.
>Not loving dfc on non-loli
Shit taste.
>>123335330
I'd say that a dick getting enveloped by a pair of large breasts is preferable to it getting rubbed on a flat chest.
>>123335424
Well to be fair people call others normalfags and tell them to leave /a/ for next to nothing
>>123335520
Most appreciate it, but don't fucking obsess over it. I like DFC, I like cowtits. It's seen as a joke to newfags, a way to fit in. Actual anons realize that it doesn't really matter, and it's all a matter of preference.
>>123335382
>Just look at this thread
A Flatfag *started* this thread, anon. More often than not it's the pettankos that fire first.
>>123335526
Man the SK girls are all so deliciously soft looking. Well except for Daidouji but she's delicious in her own way.
>>123335382
Did you not see the fucking OP?
>le epic DFC is better than cowtits lol
Come the fuck on.
>>123335456
Whatever. If you want to really be romantic then you should rip your hearts out and put them next to each other so it makes the symbol for heart, just like you said then, and so everything can be nice and literal just like you like it.
>>123335424
Normally, I'd say it goes both ways, but yeah, DFCfags are being especially obxonious in this thread. There's next to nothing from cowtit fans.
>Cowtitsfags are mad that their side gets called out and associated with no rmalfags when they have legit no rmalfags who hates and trolls on loli and dfc
ITT: denial snd butthurt.
>>123320837
>not liking breasts in all of their shapes and forms
Is like you aren't human
>>123335669
>being so angry you can't type properly
>>123335599
>but don't fucking obsess over it
>/a/
>Not all about obsession for anything that makes dicks hard
You sound pretty new, brah.
>>123335705
Well that's just being lazy. Or I feel like it is.
You have to have some sort of preference or at least a limit.
>>123335705
DFC is more like lack of though.
When a girl is flat as a board, there really isn't anything there to like. It's just a chest.
>>123335732
Maybe I misspoke. Cowtitsfags don't make fucking threads saying "LOLOLO DISGUSTING PEDO DFC" or anything like that. Retards latch onto the DFC label as an excuse to shitpost and pretend they're special snowflakes with perfect taste.
>>123322612
Makoto's bust is only 2cm larger than Chihaya's.
She's not flat, just really fucking petite, and art always neglects that.
>>123335669
Sasuga flatfags, can't hold a temper to save their lives.
I can just imagine you quivering with rage as you typed that.
Only an estimate. I could go smaller or larger if the artist made it look good.
>>123335648
>>123335600
>>123335509
>>123335656
>DFCfags are being especially obxonious in this thread.
Come on, they hardly even have presence for the first 150 posts
>>123335782
>Cowtitsfags don't make fucking threads saying "LOLOLO DISGUSTING PEDO DFC"
This is incorrect. I see people ranting about pedo lolicons all the time.
>>123335782
They sure do post exactly that in the loli threads though. And the tomboy threads. Which I think is worse since this thread probably only exists due to it being the week between seasons
>>123335708
>>123335803
>Trying to divert attention away with mad red herring
>Implying that wasn't intentional
As expected of "no rmalfags" with no counterargument.
>>123335832
>they hardly even have presence
Again, did you not read the fucking OP?
>>123335885
Tomboy threads are filled with normalfag idiots anyway.
>>123335669
This. Liking cowtits is fine and all, but don't be deluded and blind to the normalfags on your side.
>>123335857
Putting pedos and lolis on blast isn't the same as calling out DFC fans.
>>123335831
>maximum
This is less human than Nyaruko's other formthe loli one
>>123335763
My point is as long as breasts fit the character they're good
There are some characters that would look like crap with flat chest and there are characters that would look like crap with huge knockers
Also, I can't understand how some people can hate a certain type of breasts
