It's that time of the year again.
Go to 2chan.net (Futaba).
Bring something back.
>>123316378
Yuri - http://zip.2chan.net/7/futaba.htm
Yaoi - http://zip.2chan.net/8/futaba.htm
Applications - http://dec.2chan.net/up/up.htm
Figurines - http://dat.2chan.net/v/futaba.htm
Oekaki - http://zip.2chan.net/p/futaba.htm
Eroge - http://zip.2chan.net/5/enter.html
Animals - http://dat.2chan.net/d/futaba.htm
Japanese /g/ - http://zip.2chan.net/3/futaba.htm
Last but certainly not least,
Food - http://dat.2chan.net/t/futaba.htm
Sidenote, i couldn't find their アニメ board, so here's the 2ch one, http://mastiff.2ch.net/anime/
You're welcome, /a/
>(Futaba)
Please murder yourself newfag
You also didn't use the right OP image
Would you eat it, /a/?
>>123316514
>newfag doesn't know the difference between 2chan.net and 2ch.net
Follow your own advice.
>>123316501
模型@ふたば isn't the figure board, you fucking retard, that's for plamo
>>123316555
I'm telling you you're a fucking newfag if you don't know that 2chan is Futaba, retard.
>>123316576
Except OP obviously knows 2chan is Futaba by posting it there, newfag.
would you a chinese garfield
This is really cute.
>>123316597
You're completely missing my point, he's stating what should be the obvious to everyone.
A classic.
>>123316626
If it's obvious to everyone, then why is >>123316514 reacting to the correct usage of futaba?
Only a cum-drizzled newfag who's trying to fit in too hard would do that.
>>123316695
That was me, you idiot. I'm criticizing him for stating the fucking obvious.
>>123316713
Not him but you're an idiot for complaining about that.
>>123316378
>>123316713
>Do I fit in yet, senpai?
Oh boy, it's that retard again in the past threads who doesn't know the difference between 2ch.net and 2chan.net.
Check the archives. Same posting pattern too.
top kek
>>123316765
Nope, not me.
>>123316378
We 9fag now?
cute
Great fucking thread already
Don't they have pictures in 2ch? Why don't we get some from 2ch instead?
>>123316838
Fuck off already.
>>123316765
I remember his shitposting last time. Everyone fucked him good, No wonder he's starting shit now, he's probably still bleeding in the ass from last time.
>>123316815
Fuck off, newfag.
Why do they pronounce the Letter C as "Shee"?
>>123316466
Why do they put Pokeballs and Cherish Balls on their pizza?
>>123316895
>ばあば
I feel like they knew exactly what they were doing.
Which one is their /a/? I always forget because there's like 6 anime boards
>>123316466
Tokyo Crystal Mew?
>>123316914
Because there is no c in Japanese. You're thinking of the Katakana pronunciation シー
>>123317005
It's the one where you lurk more.
My heart.
I like the way they think sometimes.
>>123317057
That's a boy, right? I'm going to choose to believe they are either way.
I don't read moon, so I don't know the context behind this.
>>123316534
Probably. I'm assuming those pink things are unformed naruto.
>>123317126
Googling the image gives you the context.
Oh Japan.
>>123317209
My, my.
>>123317126
It says SONY
>>123317144
That's kamaboko. Naruto are the ones with the swirls.
>>123316914
Because sa shi su se so
>>123317160
>2011 London Riots
>>123317243
>It says SONY
Is he their Chris-chan?
>>123316378
http://www.tecnosite.co.jp/electronics/pc/ezrechd/
HDTV recorder. Use this to record your aakneemay raws.
>>123317311
That's that angry video game guy, right? Some of his stuff is fansubbed on niconico.
>>123317263
I don't know why but my sides.
キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
>>123316623oppa Gangnam Style
>>123317350
No, he doesn't look anything like him.
>>123317350
>angry video game guy
>>123317419
>Are you fucking retarded?
Whelp, it's 2ch/2chan guy again, trying and failing to start shit.
>買い取りに出すための準備とかめんどくさいねー…
面倒くさいよな・・去年兄貴の会社の人から「フィギュア(未開封&箱なし)&ゲームソフト(ダンボールで30箱))を売ってきてくれ」と頼まれたらしく四六時中暇な俺(ニート)に頼んできた、夜中に車で同じ買い取り店へ一日一回行き買い取って貰い9万8千円になり喜んでいたら終わり頃に兄貴が「その金は会社の人に全額返却だから」と言われ「え?」となった結局手元に残ったのは2万円(兄貴も2万円)と売らずに残したフィギュアと買取不可品だけ・・前にも依頼されその金は貰ったけど今回はそうもいかなかたな「自分で売りに行けよ!」と心の中で何度も思った
>>123317491
Because there are fansubs of his show on nico?
Wow, their boards sure are slow compared to ours.
That's kind of sad.
>>123317491
>why do you think james rolfe would be posted on 2chan and have fansubs on nico?
>being this new
Because he does have fansubs in Nico, you retarded newfag piece of shit.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/search/AVGN?sort=v&order=d
>>123317491
AVGN with nico comments is the only thing that makes that even remotely worth watching for a moment, after all. Sort of fun to see them try to explain our slang in the subs, too.
>>123317569
They're impressed by how fast we can type
Order your pet loli today
>>123316895
Fucking Jap women, i swear they half elf or something.
They simply don't age at a human rate
>>123317579
sure is nice not to have a language with thousands of fucking characters
>>123317590
Why would they do mean things to loli?
>>123317491
>I'm not him
>doesn't know AVGN is popular in Nico Nico
>being this huge of a newfag
>probably doesn't know the difference between 2ch/2chan either
Yeah, you are him. And you're getting owned as usual with your newfaggotry and ignorance.
>>123317603
Typing in Japanese really isn't that much more difficult if you're used to it, really.
>>123317626
[x] feed the loli
[x] gently pat loli on head
>>123317419
Who do you think >>123317350 was referring to when he said angry video game guy?
>>123317626
Sometimes it's fun to bully those who are weaker than you.
>>123317656
>two years
>not a newfag
Good one.
>>123317419
>>123317491
>How to spot a newfag in two posts
>>123317656
>I've been here for two fucking years so fuck off
>Not a newfag
http://lc.nussygame.com/game.html
They're having a thread for this.
>>123317656
>doesn't know AVGN is popular in Nico
>posted something as retarded as >>123317491
>not a newfag
You lost the argument as soon as you typed, "why do you think james rolfe would be posted on 2chan and have fansubs on nico?"
>>123317656
>2 years
>>123317656
>I know the difference between 2ch/2chan
I'm having my doubts about even that, newfriend.
>>123317656
>I've been here for two fucking years
>>123317735
Not him, but 2ch is just Japanese reddit.
>>123317656
>two years
>not a newfag
Good. Now tell /a/ that you have three strands of pubic hair and that makes you a man, not underage. You'll fit in just fine that way.
http://dat.2chan.net/x/res/26936.htm
I think these are from Japanese thread from /int/
>>123317419
>Are you fucking retarded?
Are you?
>>123317656
>2 years
>not a newfag
>>123317752
Yeah, keep parroting that like you know anything. Fucking, faggot.
>>123317656
Next you'll post, "There's literally nothing wrong about being a cuck," I bet.
>>123317656
I came here in 2008 and I am still a newfag.
they had an /s4s/ shitposting thread
it's less cancerous than this thread is right now
>>123317656
>deleted
MODS=GODS
>>123317752
>Not him
Spoiler:It's him.
>>123317656
Not by this chart, you're not.
>>123317656
>[Deleted]
Would you a Earth?
>>123317651
Probably him?
>>123317880
Fuck. forgot image
>>123317888Not him, but this is actually exactly who I was thinking of
>>123317917
>Not him
Could you stop?
>>123317943
Not him but no
>>123317656
>two years worth of semen
>A board for Korean Economy
>>123317311
So who the fuck exactly is this guy anyway?
>>123317593
Or Caucasians simply age badly.
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. .| ̄P∴∴∴∴∴∴∴∴
/ \
| ̄ ̄ ̄|
|ゴキパオ| 毒蛾の幼虫は
| ミ,,゚Д゚ミ 泡で固めれば
| (ノ |つ 毛が飛び散らなくて
|___| いいかもしれないな
U"U
>>123317988
Take your pick.
>>123318083
This is nothing like one of my Japanese animes.
>>123318083
Someone post the one where they show all of them looking normal
>>123318083
That Moon Social Link from Persona 3.
>>123317576
They're also having a huge "Senpai noticed me" moment with AVGN reviewing Hong Kong 97.
>>123317576
I do not understand why this is.
Is this their new ebin maymay?
>>123318234
He reviews popular "kusoge" from time to time.
Like the Transformers one. Or Street Fighter 2010. Or Hong Kong 97.
>>123318234
He's to them what Kacho is to /v/.
>>123318234
Him and Nostalgia Critic are big in Japan. Particularly Nico Nico.
>>123318299
That actually makes a lot of sense.
>>123317857
>mfw I can't remember if I joined 2006 or 2007
WHO AM I?
>mosaic on vibrator
This censorship is getting out of hand.
At least Japan remembers you, Kanna-Kanna. ;_;
>>123318372
As someone who's unfortunately been here since 2004, you'll always be a newfag to me, so relax.
???
Did I find their loli board?
>>123318413
There was an OVA episode just recently that she was in. Although that show deserves to be forgotten.
>>123318461
Hate to break it to you, anon, but that's not a loli.
What is up with her skirt?
>>123318461
What is it with gaijin and their inability to tell whether an Asian grill is a loli or not?
Checku themu.
>>123317263
I don't recognize that bulge.
what the fuck
I should check if that blog where they translate /a/ threads is still alive. Them translating a thread like this would be neat to see.
Er...