Unlikeliest things a tsundere would say.
I love you anon.
>>122994355
That one's got a probability of almost 100%.
What is unlikely is a casual affirmation of her love. To a tsundere it is always a big deal.
I did in fact do it for you, baka.
>>122994327
>I'm nervous, but I'll be nice anyway
You are so smart, anon! And kind, and helpful. I appreciate you being here. I can't help but love you more and more.
There's absolutely no reason for me to hit you. Physical abuse is never okay.
You're my reason.
>>122994411
Quad dubs confirm.
>>122994327
"How about we calmly talk about this matter at hand before taking any decision?"
>>122994327
>yes do me in the but aheeeeee
Eek! I left the door open! Sorry, it's my fault!
This is just a stealth tsundere hate thread.
You annoy me sometimes, but I feel that if we talk about things like adults, we can get things through.
Violence is never the answer.
I am the best girl of my respective series.
I'm sorry about all of the times that I called you an idiot, please don't hate me!
I don't care about you in one way or another. Who are you anyway?
>>122994800
They say this all the time.
I have bipolar disorder.
Fair's fair! I punch you, you punch me!
>>122994327
>I-it's not like I hate you! G-genius.
>>122994327
Whatever is the opposite of baka.
I have a problem expressing my emotions.
>>122995217
Acab?
>>122994411
I haven't seen quad dubs in a fucking while
>>122995217
dɒʞɒ
>>122995287
Wrong polarity, correct:
pɐʞɐ
>>122995246
>>122995331
Definitely not.
You just turned his p into a d.
I'm sorry, I was being unreasonable
>>122995379
>turning a p into a d
I thought only the opposite happened in anime.
>I'm a tsundere.
Oh, you grabbed my boobs? Well, accidents do happen. I'm not mad.
>>122995516
Do you even tsundere service?
I want the D.
Episode 1
>I love you
Y-you're a good big brother anon.
I'm gonna let best girl win for once.
>>122995251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbjfesCI254
>>122995182
I think "You better show up so you don't die in this crashing flying continent" is better
![Akame_ga_KILL!_045_09[PSY].png](https://i.imgur.com/r9U9tBm.jpg "Akame_ga_KILL!_045_09[PSY].png")
>>122996031
Already done.
>>122996226
What are you talking about?
>>122995920
She isn't tsundere though.
>>122996326
She was. Japan agreed, don't bother them about it.
>>122994327
Man I fucking hate tsundere so much.
>>122994327
Show me your penis
>>122994327
"I admit that I am the worse character type and worse than dog shit!"
>>122994327
"I've been spending all of my free time with you for the last 3 years. How much more of a hint do you need you full baka?"
She can't simply say she loves MC, a train will pass through on high speed or a fireworks will explode or some shit.
>>122994327
"I'm a well written character."
H-here, I made these chocolates just for you...
>>122996763
>shit
Please watch your language
>>122996401
When did "tsundere" devolve into the Japanese word for "bitch?"
>>122996861
After Bakemonogatari
>>122994327
>you love it and you know it
>>122996799
Eat a putrid smelly diarrhea pile and barf to death faggot.
>>122996792
Plenty of them do that, followed by a stuttering remark about how they just had so much chocolate left and felt bad because you don't have a girlfriend.
>>122997218
Calm your mantits no need to be offensive.
>>122995246
>>122996293
>>122996226 is referring tothe climax of Rance 4.
>>122997218
Sounds like something a tsundere would say.
Things you can say to a yandere, but not your waifu.
>>122997971
"If you really loved me, you'd kill this guy for me."
>>122997971
You disgust me and should stay away from me.
>>122997971
>not your waifu.
So it's somebody else's yandere?
Then I assume that everything goes so long as I don't hit on her boyfriend or threaten him.
>>122997971
I'd fuck the crazy out of you
>>122998340
What if it's a yandere that loves you but you already have a waifu?
>>122998309
Death Warrant Signed
>>122997971
>Implying my waifu isn't a yandere.
>>122997971>Yandere would do everything I ask and love me no matter what I say.
If you love me then eat my poop.
>>122994794
lolrekt
>>122998396
You're thinking of yangire.
>>122997971
If you kill me, my waifu will kill You.
>>122998377
>Implying your waifu is still alive
>Implying she isn't wearing her skin at this very instant
>Implying she isn't slowly building a dungeon for you underneath your house for when the skin rots and she can't hide her real identity from you.
Shh, no tears, only DEEP LOVE.
You're alright, Shinji
>>122998377
If a yandere loves you, she is your waifu.
>>122998688
That would be a lie, anon.
>>122998688
No one would ever say that
