>try miso soup since all anime characters seem to love it
>it tastes awful like mushy cabbage and vinegar
What other lies has anime told, /a/?
>>122982692
your waifu not being a slut
Girls can't feel the pleasure of being cummed inside.
>>122982692
Shit nigga, I love vinegar. Where the miso at?
>try a jelly donut for the first time
>it tastes like rice
>being tricked by anime
western food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eastern food
>>122982890
Aww yeah, hamburgers all day, every day.
>>122982934
Rice&X can only get you so far
>>122982692
>Not liking miso soup
>>122982890
>>122982934
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I love miso soup. And anything fried in panko (nip breadcrumbs) is divine. You could fry a cock in panko and I'd eat it.
H-has anyone tried rum raisin ice cream?
>What other lies has anime told, /a/?
That girls at high school age can still be pure. Every one has had a cock by age 16 at latest.
>>122982734
This is true. Cum is about a teaspoonful of fluid. The vagina is already soaked in fluid. Can't feel that little bit of cum.
>>122982983
>This is true. Cum is about a teaspoonful of fluid. The vagina is already soaked in fluid. Can't feel that little bit of cum.
Fucking 3DPD, can't do anything right. I bet they don't even get mindbroken or enjoy a nice stinky cock.
>>122983097
Did you say s-stinky c-cocks?
>>122983097
All cocks have an odor. Clean cocks have a light musk that smells pleasant, probably them phermones. Dirty cocks can give you a urinary tract infection or worse.
>>122982692
>What other lies has anime told, /a/?
After Log Horizon hyped up curry so much I thought it would be a lie, but it was amazing.
Beer nor Sake taste as good as they say it is.
>>122983097
Would you enjoy a nice stinky 3DPD pussy?
>>122983465
How the fuck is beer a japanese thing?
>>122982975
I prefer saying "The Union".
>>122982983
>That girls at high school age can still be pure. Every one has had a cock by age 16 at latest.
>>>/out/
>>122983905
Ga-ga-ga-ga-KYHAAAAAA Thats was good!
>>122984035
>>122984035
>>122983465
You're not drinking good beer.
I thought running in front of a truck would kill me but now i'm paraplegic and blind thanks a lot fuikccingkfdkldsnak dijsai jsdahi ohuhsd haijhio ijasaiohjiofdhihisa nhnasdhbiaskliosadmjmod jioasdiji sdjaihjni
That praying to Itadakimasu looked cool
My family thought I was becoming a cultist so my mother put me in therapy
>>122983465
Sasuga amerifat, i bet you had some of your shitty american beer instead of superior european brands.
>>122983993
>>The Union
Indeed
>>122987417
>feels shit
>>122987671
Piss off, normie
>>122987718
>hating on miso
Either you ate miso from shit paste or Americans aren't capable of appreciating good food.
Miso soup grows on you.
I like it with sushi.
>>122982692
>not liking miso
I guests if your diet consists in fast food you develop a repulse for normal food
Acquired taste, nigga. I didn't like it the first time, too.
>>122982983
Rum raisin ice cream is great. But it's fucking impossible to find nowadays.
>buy a salisbury steak tv dinner
>tastes like i'm eating literal feces
why do japanese like it so much?
>>122989294
>buying prepackaged food
First mistake, faggot. Second mistake is that you didn't make it yourself.
>>122989153
>Acquired taste
Translated: it tastes like shit but you get used to it.
>>122989172
Where do you live that rum raisin is hard to find?
>>122987594
Too bad he turned full weaboo. Flags was such a sexy design.
melon pan is actually shit tier bread
>>122989675
I had it fairly recently from thechinesemarket and it was pretty good.
>>122982890
Our superior culture has led us to develop superior food.
Well when your country is a bunch of peasants that can only grow rice and eat bamboo, you tend to like just about anything.
I feel bad for Japan
>>122989433
UK. Can't find stores that carry it. Only time I've had it is ice cream vans and at the seaside.
Miso soup is great
Melon pan, on the other hand, is disgusting
I also don't get what the big deal is with yakisoba shit
>>122990222
I live on the seaside, and I've still never seen anywhere have Rum Raisin.
I was going to buy some for YrYr2's finale, but couldn't find any.
>>122990222
Used to be readily available, could get it from newsagents and all sorts of places. It's all cookie dough flavour and shit these days.
>>122990222
>>122990722
>>122991247
http://www.haagendazs.us/Find/
Have you tried this location search? I have a HaagenDazs a few blocks away, and they always have Rum Raisin.
>>122991661
From the UK site.
>>122990395
>melonpan
This right here.
Melon pan is fucking garbage. I don't know why that's a thing.
Taiyaki is top fucking tier though.
>>122983465
>beer does not taste good
You've never been to Ireland or Germany before then.
>>122983489
YES, PLEASE.
>>122982692
>not loving miso soup
I'm going to come to your house and feed you Miso soup every fucking day until you like it, you slut.
>>122982890
USA! USA! USA!
>>122992335
I want to join >>/fit/ now.
>>122982734
untrue, you're just some cum chumps
>>122991883What is the full image of this?
>>122982890
>>122982934
>Western food is always American food
How about you amerifags try a Wiener Schnitzel for change?
Natto is bad.
>>122992651
>sees cute girls in danish daguerreotypes eating natto
>see korean qt eating natto irl
how do they do it?
>>122992514
Worst girl beeing a slut like always.
>>122992382
>>>/fit/31553051
It gets worse than that, though the threads are usually pretty funny.
>>122982692
>cabbage
It's made from soy you numbnut.
>>122992698
No idea. But I guess they probably think the same when they look at some of our strange foods.
>>122992871
I can't really think of many Western dishes that aren't lutefisk and garum that are of the same style as natto, and neither of those is eaten all that frequently.
>>122992938
Stilton is the one I always think of.
>>122993028
actually man the nips do not understand the concept of cheese and I can't believe I blanked out on that.
>>122982854
underrated post
I don't know what kind of miso soup you've had but it shouldn't be sour at all. Probably some Chinese knock-off or something. The flavor is hard to describe sine there's really nothing to compare it with but it should be more savory with a hint of sweetness.
>>122993100
A life without fine cheese. The poor bastards.
>>122993306
man I'm just thinking of that one scene in Croisee in a Foreign Labyrinth where she mixes soy sauce and cheese now.
>>122990222
Cross the sea to Belgium, I had some last summer. Ice cream vans probably still carry it.
>>122992589
Chicken Friend Steak, you mean?
>>122983489
Vaginas are fucking disgusting.
>>122982983
I've had rum raisin ice cream.In Japan.
![[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_00.21.58_[2014.08.27_09.29.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9xogSpy.jpg "[Commie] Hanamonogatari [E055B3E8].mkv_snapshot_00.21.58_[2014.08.27_09.29.37].jpg")
>>122982854
Came here just for this.
All other rants are just baka gaijins not knowing the taste of true, refined culture. Enjoy chugging down grease and eating your industrial waste in a bun.
I just finished tonkatsu for the first time as writing this post. The pork was tasty but the sauce, which I thought was supposed to be sweet, was actually quite sour like it was made with mustard. Cabbage was chopped, not shredded, but had this nice mustard sauce with it.
Either the portion was small or I'm just a fatass and I just ordered a pork ginger, so we"ll see how that goes.
Has anyone here ever had takoyaki?
![[HorribleSubs] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.21_[2014.10.17_19.30.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/53SbvNC.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.21_[2014.10.17_19.30.53].jpg")
>>122982854
I bet you think pans are for drying
>>122994019
Never change, /a/.
>>122994227
Yes. It's chewy. I like it, but I couldn't eat more than a normal serving, it's pretty salty.
The Japanese live longest on average because they eat good food like miso soup and takoyaki, my first purchase for my new house will be a rice cooker and then some ingredients for dashi, miso, soba, somen, a bento, pickled plums and wieners. Thankfully there is some decent fish around here so I can live the Japanese life to the fullest. I suggest you do the same if you want to live long.
>>122995333
You can always try Italian food too.
>>122995389
And die five years sooner? Fuck off, pizza guzzler.
>>122995333
I don't want to live longer.
I'm going to hang myself tomorrow.
>>122995438
Italy is basically on-par with Japan in terms of life expectancy.
>>122995438
>pizza
Not that kind of food obviously.
>>122995513
This, I remember reading something about their grapes and how their wine helped your stomach.
Great thread, take it to /ck/.
>>122995333
Can't forget the tamagoyaki pan.
>>122982692
Wut, I've never met someone that didn't like Miso. It's so simple, yet so tasty. Maybe you just got a shitty sample.
>>122982692
What the fuck? Did someone piss in the soup?
Miso soup is delicious.
>>122993962
Chicken milanesa, you mean?
That shit is everywhere
>>122995759
>Not enjoying thinly veiled crossthreads
What a faggot.
Is sushi cheap in moonland?
Shit's so good.
>>122987520
>>122991883
>not knowing that the USA is the leading beer nation as of 2015
>>122987417
>praying to itadakimasu
Oh god, why am I laughing this hard?
>>122996554
>MUH HIPSTER MICROBREWS
nope.jpg
>>122996531
Good sushi is expensive.
>>122995333
Japan is in first if you're a woman, Iceland is first for men.
>>122982692
Fuck you, Miso Soup is great.
>>122996236
>>122993962
It's calf, you uncultured swine.
>>122982890
Chinese food is pretty good.
Gook food is hit and miss.
Japanese food is usually at least alright.
"American" food, if you can even call it that is a collection of some of Europe's worst dishes.
>>122996768
all you have to do is live like a japanese woman then.
>>122996806
>It's calf, you uncultured swine.
Yes, but it's called Chicken Fried Steak/ Country Friend Steak
>>122996870
I can't be a housewife if I'm single, anon.
>>122996915
>Country Friend Steak
How do people even come up with this shit?
>Chicken Fried Steak
Especially when it's clearly not chicken.
I heard that rice boosts estrogen production like crazy, I feel like eating it as often as the Japanese would make you girly.
>>122997034
>How do people even come up with this shit?
Because of where it was originally adapted from Schnitzel
>Especially when it's clearly not chicken.
It's fried like chicken. It's Chicken Fried Steak, not Steak Fried Chicken, duh.
>>122997161
>Because of where it was originally adapted from Schnitzel
How is that related to "country friend"?
>It's fried like chicken
Why would you name frying things like that "chicken fried"?
>>122982692
Japanese food is okay, but Thai and Vietnamese food is where it's at.
>>122989172
>>122982983
Rum raisin is good, and not hard to find where I live.
>>122982692
Here's my reply that states an opinion most people have.
But seriously miso soup is a gift from the gods.
>>122997257
>How is that related to "country friend"?
It's what city slickers called this fancy new dish that was made "out in the country" in places like rural Texas and Oklahoma.
>Why would you name frying things like that "chicken fried"?
It is a cut of beef, that is fried like a chicken breast or leg. It makes perfect sense.
>>122997419
What bothers me here is this "that is fried like a chicken breast or leg".
Why would you call that shit "chicken fried"?
>>122997480
It's a piece of steak, deep fried in breading like a chicken would be. I don't see what's so confusing about this.
Are you a native English speaker?
>>122997624
Are you deliberately pretend to be retarded?
Why would you name that specific method of frying things after fried chicken?
This sounds like something a shitty family restaurant would put on their menu.
>>122997696
>This sounds like something a shitty family restaurant would put on their menu.
That's basically what it is. And the name stuck.
Again, what's your problem? Its not like this is a debatable thing, this is just facts. Facts can't be retarded, anon. Are you just trolling?
>>122997696
I think you're the retarded one, you're arguing with an anon about the name of a certain food. It's not like he fucking named it you dense fuck.
>This sounds like something a shitty family restaurant would put on their menu.
This is pretty much correct, it is supposed to give a feeling of home style cooking.
>>122982692
Actually, miso soup is the only jap/chink/gook food I like. I can't stomach oriental food at all, it's just so disgusting.
Japanese food sucks in general.
come at me weaboos
>>122997808
Sure and after it bothered me so much I actually looked it up.
It's clearly not the same dish.
Pay attention to the shape and how apparently you're supposed to serve it with some white shit poured all over it.
>>122997864
>it is supposed to give a feeling of home style cooking
The United States of Freedom and No Culture still manage to amaze me every day, even after years.
>>122982890
>so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A
>>122997996
I never said they were the same, but you can fuck right off with your elitist garbage. Chicken fried steak is fucking delicious and if you ever find yourself somewhere in the US or especially the south you should definitely find some. Also, that white shit is cream gravy, which is also fucking delicious. Also, the home style stuff is part of our culture. So fuck off.
>>122997996
>The United States of Freedom and No Culture still manage to amaze me every day, even after years.
Completely agreed. Their food "culture" mainly consists of deep frying random shit and drowning in Coca-Cola. The rest is poor imitations of foreign food.
>>122998362
Still somehow a better culinary identity than bongfood.
>>122998178
>I never said they were the same
Refer to >>122993962.
>Chicken fried steak is fucking delicious and if you ever find yourself somewhere in the US or especially the south you should definitely find some
Thanks, but it looks like you're supposed to use a subpar cut of meat for that sorta thing.
And you probably don't use actual veal either.
>the home style stuff is part of our culture
Do you even realize how insanely idiotic and childish this sorta thing is?
It's also kinda terrifying once you realize the impact this most likely has had on how and what people do cook at home, if they do so at all.
>>122998433
UK is tea and fish & chips
US is coke and hamburgers
Everything else is the same, they both defend themselves with muh shitty country food to pretend they have an identity.
>>122998434
>Do you even realize how insanely idiotic and childish this sorta thing is?
How is that childish or idiotic? I don't understand.
>>122990395
>Melon pan, on the other hand, is disgusting
You're the disgusting one. My younger sister always makes melon pan and it's actually really nice.
>>122998803
I'd nibble your sisters melon pan.
>>122998689
It's refusing to keep playing without gracefully admitting defeat. "Oh but being bad on purpose was our plan all along so I guess we're doing great at it, nyah."
>>122998689
Because it's a very regressive and boring way of thinking.
What's so childish about it is this how you want everything to be the way it always used to be, even back when you were a kid and the world was still alright.
You want to eat your mother's food even when you're on the other side of the continent.
>>122998849
Admitting defeat? What defeat is there to admit?
>>122998930
I disagree. Almost all food cultures have some relation to comfort food, or food that's easy to prepare. Also, its not like all of our food is like that. That's just one aspect.
>>122982692
I know it's already be beaten to the ground, but how in the hell does Miso taste like vinegar.
>>122998930
I can understand your point but wouldn't that be true for all "cultural" foods as well then? Anything that immigrants bring to new locations would fall to the same way of thinking.
I'm so glad my mom taught me to cook Italian food. People think I'm some sort of god when I make some homemade veal cutlet or gnocchi.
>>122999013
>>122999049
Sure, sure.
But definitely not to this apparent extent.
Not on such a large and massively commercialized scale.
Think about how "home cooked" is apparently a very good marketing term.
>>122999221
Just because America pioneered modern processed food and popularized adoption and "domestication" of foreign dishes doesn't mean the rest of the world doesn't do the exact same thing.
>>122991661
>>122991774
Haagen-Dazs is actually made by completely different companies in the US, UK and Japan (Nestle, General Mills, and Suntory), so they don't sell the same flavours everywhere.
>>122999221
"home cooked" plays on everyone though, when you have a spaghetti sauce that wants to portray itself as authentic it tries to make itself out to be from Italy and it markets towards being from its main audiences home country. It isn't just America that does this kind of thing. You also have restaurants that use the same marketing scheme, like Irish pubs that have green shit every where, this sort of marketing is global now.
Watching anime made me expect adult life to be an exciting, sexy adventure.
The biggest cheat imaginable.
>>122998434
behead adults who eat omurice or curry
I think we don't need a food thread everyday.
>>122994227
They had some at AZ Matsuri for the first time this year. Waited for two hours in line, but it was amazing.
ITT Poorly veiled Westaboo thread
You all must eat like children if miso soup is adventurous for you. Do you guys also eat buttered noodles for entire meals?
>>122999493
The more you know.
I'm surprised that Kitkat is the same globally bar the US, with how willing the Japanese branch is to try some really fucking strange flavours.
>Not liking miso soup
Natto was fucking disgusting though, it's like Japan's vegemite.
>>122987520
Drinking Turbinenbrau now. I like it. I also like PNW beers and modelo especial though.
>>122984035
That non figuratively hurts to watch. If you're going to drink like that, take a couple pulls of everclear otherwise enjoy your liquor
>>122999978
Kitkats in Japan were produced under license by a local company until the late 90s.
>>122982890
Just reading the words "Western Food" Already makes me feel like sweating grease.
All food tastes awful unless prepared by someone that can actually cook.
>>122997898
And you can eat the industrial waste and grease that is white people food? Fucking hilarious.
>>123000434
No one likes your shitty balut. Just fucking stop it.
>>122999976
Loser neets aren't known to have a particularly cultured palate.
Fuck nip's food glorious turkish food coming through.
>>123000473
>Implying I'm a Flipfag
Regardless, enjoy developing painful heart and joint complications later in life just for the sole fact you eat red meat like mad.
>>122999221
It's America, that whatever we're taking about is more shamelessly and aggressively marketed and promoted here goes without saying. That's just how it goes. We honestly just tune it out most of the time which in turn makes the marketers go to greater extremes to get us to notice it. Home cooking is like anything else in that respect.
>>122982692
I'm not sure what kind of Miso soup you had because that shit is not supposed to taste like vinegar at all... I don't think you ate miso soup.
Mushy cabbage and vinegar sounds more like kimchi stew to me.
>>123000653
This masterpiece always gives me a boner.
>>122999978
Rountree licensed Kitkat and Rolo to Hershey years before Nestlé bought out Rountree, it's really kind of funny.
>>123000653
>Turkish
>glorious anything
>>122982692
>vinegar
>cabbage
I don't think what you had was miso soup.
>>123000799
Their greatest building is a heavily vandalized and defiled Byzantine church.
>make miso soup
>make rice
>pour miso on rice
>crack egg into it and let the heat from both of them cook it
oishii as FUCK.
Food is shit.
Non eating master race reporting in. Enjoy the discomfort of it turning to shit and having to waste time pushing out said shit in the bathroom.
>>123000799
as this guy said>>123000867
I am living in such a shithole country only thing I can brag about is the food. But food is REALLY REALLY ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. One and only redeming quality of Turkey is the food. I sometimes think that I could be blessed being able to eat these delicious foods. Then I remember other things.
