STOP
THIS
SHIT
FUCKING /u/ GET OUT OF MY ANIME
>>122717699
I agree. Anime is being taken over by pandering yurishit written by and for fat, virgin men who are jealous of anything with a y chromosome.
What, OP? You've never cuddled with a cute shoujo?
How do I self insert into that?
>>122717803
you can pretend to be her penis
>>122717699
You should stop streaming your anime too.
Someone explain to me why so many people on /a/ hate yuri?
Girls actually do this shit in reality. If you don't like girls touching, try watching more homoshit
>>122717699
>1366x768
>Streaming
>hating on pure love between girls
Maximum pleb
>>122717904
I thought I understood it but the closest I could come was 'moefags'
What's wrong OP?
There is nothing erotic in this picture. Its a simple fact that two people are warmer when they sleep together and sharing body heat. Its a old survival method that you would do well to remember, it could save your life.
>>122717699
>not liking girls fucking each other
you sound a little gay
>>122717803
a real man can insert into any scenario and can even this into a 3p
>>122717911
That is so fucking cute.
>>122717699
https://archive.moe/a/search/image/3e%2BSjvCFGkGmICq0PDefQg%3D%3D/
OP.
Please.
Please, you could have used another excuse for shitposting.
>>122717803
Self insert into one of the girls, then pretend its a futa
Girls can't love girls. Fuck off /u/
why are you watching yurishit to begin with?
>>122718022
Yeah but efficiency is kind of a turn on, among many other reasons present in the OP.
>>122718165
Are you telling me he was just pretending to be retarded? Why?
>>122717699
>Symphogay
>/u/
>>122717911
This. Platonic female relationships are much more touchy-feely than males'.
Yurifagslike mecan fantasize, but need to be realistic.
>>122718434
Because being retarded is funny.
>>122717699
Goddammit, what episode is this from? I was looking for a long time.
>>122717904
That's a myth.
yurity fans are possibly the worst fetishbase on /a/
>>122718579
I guess you weren't in Cross Ange threads last season, the /u/ vs het fighting was insane.
>>122717699
I don't blame you, a lot of shows I can't stand because of all this yuripandering garbage these days. I suppose it isn't homoshit but it's still pretty bad
I wonder if Hibiki will get a love interest in GX.
>>122718502
>nanoha
Thank you. I don't see what people think is so gay about living with your bro and raising an adopted child together.
>>122717904
I don't like it because I hate all signs of gay shit even if it is 2D, man and woman only
>>122718820
But anon, you are the gay.
Cancer is spreading.
>>122718704
yurity fags got utterly BLOWN THE FUCK OUT by EIGHT HOURS OF TUSK HARDCORE D GIVING
>>122719002
>posting homoshit
>>122718938
>yurity
>he's seriously going to try to make this a thing
>>122718904
explain futher
>>122717911
That is cute as fuck
>>122719021
>Post a canon lesbo
Serious question: Why do heterosexual men like watching yuri? Shouldn't you want to watch harems instead of cute girls making out?
>>122719021
>w-we didn't even care
you lost hard in CA friend
>>122719021
Why is she thinking of rocks?
>>122719144
>harems =/= cute girls
What? Who puts together a harem of ugly girls? If you are rich and attractive enough to bag 3 or more girls, you are very likely to be getting cute ones.
>>122719144
Every heterosexual man I've ever met outside of /a/ likes watching cute girls make out. Lesbian porn is extremely popular you know.
>>122719144
Why would I want to watch some faggot MC get it on with everyone
>>122717699
I think you're watching the wrong show OP
Yuri is the savior of anime
>>122719156
People honestly thought Ange was gay? I watched a little bit of CA for a laugh, but it was pretty obvious she was with Faceplant Yamato.
>>122719156
Can we stop pretending that Cross Ange was some massive battle between yurifags and hetfags? Yurifags never really even watched CA because yurifags like cute romance between school girls, not hardcore lesbian sex between prison dykes.
The girls who were lesbians have stayed gay and the girls who were straight got the D, there's no fighting to even be had.
>>122719350
Cross Ange was no more yuri than men in prison are homosexual.
>>122719350
>>122719222
>Yuri OR
>Harem
You have to choose because those to genre don't mix. There's no such thing as a "yuri harem."
>>122719427
Does this count?
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/iono_the_fanatics
>>122719144
They're ultra-losers who are actually, literally, unironically, intimidated by fictional 2D cartoon men stealing their waifus.
>>122719513
But they aren't afraid of 2D women doing the same?
>>122717904
It's just a vocal minority.
>>122719027
Your spirit is an asshole that mankind itself jizzes into, and you clearly like it.
>>122719427
It's useless to deny the truth
>>122719561
Women can neither have intercourse nor true relationships with other women. A sufficiently advanced D will always turn the woman het
>>122719350
It was pretty obvious from the beginning. Of course, people HAVE argued that CA would've been better without the cardboard self-insert male lead, and they were probably pushing for a yuri end.
>>122719393
Exactly my point.
>>122719561
>But they aren't afraid of 2D women doing the same?
Maybe.
I mean, imagine if you walked home and found your waifu in bed with another woman. How would you react?
>>122719575
I was expecting a joke and I got a poor one
![4592148339[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PAAkQf3.jpg "4592148339[1].jpg")
>>122719427
>There's no such thing as a "yuri harem."
>>122719609
Then why are you schmucks constantly so intimidated by yuri
>>122718242
thats why my gf and i have agreed that she can
'female lovers' as no matter they do its not cheating
/u/ mad?
>>122719350
>>122719320
>We lost so let's whitewash history and pretend we never cared
>>122719609
Quite the contrary actually. Any het girl will turn homo in the hands of a good lady
>>122719350
>Yurifags never really even watched CA because yurifags like cute romance between school girls, not hardcore lesbian sex between prison dykes.
This is objectively false. I don't know where you even got this, but you should work on it.
>>122719636
Sorry. Where would you have gone with it?
>>122719666
>We
You won't trick anybody satan.
>>122719647
Because yurifags are one of the most cancerous fetishbases on /a/
>>122719144
Because.
>>122719513
Do people actually that liking yuri means you dislike regular relationships?
>>122719666
>>We lost
Nice trips. Retarded comment, though.
>>122719683
I would've said "because you're on 4chan"
>>122719021
Togo is best dyke
>/u/
Female friendship are fundamentally platonic.
Thats why they can touch and bath with each other without it being necessarily sexual.
Male friendships use to be like this as well, but fag fags pretty much ruined it.
>>122719711
Thanks for your insight, /v/-kun
>>122719745
Meh. I was also referring to the fact that he was closed minded, so...
>>122719785
>closet case: the post
/u/ ruins everything.
Look at Senran Kagura
>>122719751
Daily reminder that the girls in Love Lab (and Love Live, for that matter) were all straight -- which is fine. There's nothing wrong with a girl wanting a charming prince to sweep her off her feet.
>>122719813
>Anyone who doesn't like my fetish is from /v/
Yurishitters, ladies and gentlemen
>>122719835
Good point, /u/cancer is simply projecting their own tendencies to go on /v/. Sasuga yurifags
>>122719711
No, that would be trapfags.
>>122719835
You do know that in the 3DS game Senran Kagura: Burst all the Senran's have boyfriends, in fact that point is literally told to you in the first 5 minutes of the game.
The Senrans are CONFIRMED for being straight.
>>122719813
Nah, I am that same anon. I use to like yuri when I was younger but as I've gotten older I find that a man and a woman work best when it comes to a relationship, yuri is just boring in comparrison
>>122719848
Nobody mentioned either of those, but okay. Love Lab was fun and I'm shit at rhythm games.
>>122719785
Fags like you are the reason why YKA exist I hope you are proud of yourself faggot.
>>122719848
No problem with that, people unironically arguing over which fictional characters kiss is true autism. When I want to watch hetshit, I'll watch hetshit, and when I want to watch yurishit, I'll watch yurishit.
Togo is still best lesbian. Besbian? Lesbiest? She's gay.
>>122719848
>There's nothing wrong with a girl wanting the D.
FTFY
>>122719875
I really don't care what people like, you're obviously a crossboarder if you really believe that yurifags are anywhere the most cancerous fetishbase on /a/.
>>122719907
I was referring to your longing for male-male skinship
>>122717699
>>122719813
>Spock and Kirk
>Lincoln and Seed
>Queequeg and Ishmael
>The entire novel of Mice and Men
do you need more examples?
>>122719962
other fetishes don't ruin currently airing shows nearly as much as yurishitters do
>>122719986
>>Yuri Yuri S3
What's this about?
>>122720015
I suspect you only perceive that they "ruin" them because you have issues.
>>122719986
I dunno about you, but I'm holding a determination to fist.
>>122719943
>I disagree with you, therefore you are gay
wrong board cump
>>/b/
>>122719610
Thinking that Tusk/Ange is a shitty forced romance that wasted screen time has nothing to do with wanting a yuri end.
>>122719969
truly is suffering if you like mahou shoujo and only like straight relationships
>>122720015
Do you have any examples or are you one of those fags for whom shows can be ruined by shitposts on /a/?
>>122717699
What anime is this?
>>122719986
I'm looking forward to
Mosaic
NNB
Symphogear
LL
^None of these are yuri by the way
And Yuru Yuri
>>122719876
You get like one or two token trapfags in any thread.
Go to a /tg/ quest thread and then you'll see. /u/shit everywhere.
I dunno why /a/ likes yuri so much. I remember trying to watch Strawberry Panic and Sakura Trick as per yurifags request, and they were both categorically retarded.
>>122717803
As the bedsheets.
>>122720119
Pic related is S3.
>>122720143
it's because yuri is the 2nd most fitting in fetish
and it's second only to pedophil- i mean lolicon
>>122719683
I want that room.
>>122719892
Do they? I thought the blonde bitch liked molesting chicks. Then again, anime girls do that shit all the time and remain straight, so who knows.
>>122719907
A lot of it is that in yuri you don't really have a "relationship". You have "TWO GIRLS SO CUUUUTE~". It's bereft of development or change or tension.
>>122718905
>/mu/
>>122720126
>^None of these are yuri by the way
I haven't seen them all, but mosaic is and I hear symphogear is as well.
>>122720169
Wow, this is actually accurate.
>>122720188
Those first eps of ange were fucking amazing.
>>122720143
ST was boring. Literally nothing but a tiny bit of SOL connecting kissing scenes between two girls that aren't even in a relationship.
>>122719969
I don't envy someone who isn't a yurifag and watches a magical girl anime.
Basically the most /u/ infested genre there is.
I think the biggest problem with yuri is that you can't self-insert.
The point of romance is to self-insert and experience the romance first hand, but you can't self-insert as a girl.
>>122720143
I'm a yurifag and Sakura Trick was shit; it was 25% lewd kissing and 75% shitty forced drama, plus at the end of the show it's revealed that one of the girls didn't even know that kissing = romance.
Also Strawberry Panic is a parody of yuri, if you try to take it seriously you're going to have a bad time.
>>122720143
>I remember trying to watch Strawberry Panic and Sakura Trick as per yurifags request, and they were both categorically retarded.
You got trolled, kid
>>122717699
>>122717743
>OP samefagging himself in the very first post
>pandering
>fat, virgin men
Confirmed for gay
>>122720282
That's comedy gold since the best selling series in the genre was all about their suffering
>>122720291
Why does all yuri full of suffering?
>>122720291
>The point of romance is to self-insert
>>122718513
>Platonic female relationships are much more touchy-feely than males'.
This isn't actually true though, unless the males in question are homophobes in the actual sense of being afraid of homosexuality that even normal contact is something to be avoided. Or autistic and uncomfortable with physical contact at all.
>>122720366
>stuff about homos
>in japan
>sometimes written by people who are actual homos in actual japan
I wonder.
>>122720336
And what show would that be? I know sweet fuck all about the genre.
I was gonna say Madoka, but didn't at least two of 'em have boyfriends?
>>122720126
>Symphogear
>not yuri
It's impossible to be gayer than Miku, at least. It isn't the main focus of the show though
>Kiniro Mosaic
Isn't that the show where one of the directors said that one of the characters wasn't gay and then the mangaka responded on Twitter that she totally is?
>>122720366
Because japs can't into het romance, leaving yuri the only decent depiction of the human condition vis a vis romance.
Aside from Apollon and Nana, I guess.
>yurifags have been the ones spamming the 'everything is a harem' shitposting because a series includes male(s)
I like watching cute girls doing cute things with other cute girls.
Why does this make people so angry?
>>122720429
One character gay + isn't the main focus of the show though = Not yuri. Or is Index yuri too?
>>122720503
you're the otaku of otaku and you force your shitty fetish into everything and ruin series if two girls so much as look at each other
>>122720427
One of the characters was in love with her (male) childhood friend, but got NTRed by her other muggle friend, and she lost it. That's it for het; Homura is also pretty much canonically gay for Madoka.
A lot of older mahou shoujo protagonists had male love interests, did the focus on lesbian subtext get started with Precure and Nanoha?
>>122720510
>Or is Index yuri too?
It is though?
>>122720503
>Why does this make people so angry?
Because it disrupts the natural order. I mean really, would you want to live in a world that was nothing but cute girls doing cute things and having lesbian sex together? Society would collapse, and anime would be even worse than it is now, if that's all it was.
>>122720427
None of the meduka had boyfriends.
>>122720545
>muggle
Kill yourself.
>>122720528
>ruin series
How?
And the otaku of otaku are 3D idol otaku. Pretty much the most detested out of all otaku on moonland.
>>122719144
Everybody likes watching yuri faggot.
>>122720567
>would you want to live in a world that was nothing but cute girls doing cute things and having lesbian sex together?
There are people who don't?
>>122720581
Wasn't one of their wishes to save their boytoy?
Never watched it, 'cause I don't like magical girls.
>>122720545
Ah, I see. I don't really see how it's all about yurifags suffering, then.
>>122720503
You're the equivalent of the hambeasts on anime forums that write Naruto/Sasuke fanfiction and squee about it.
>>122720510
It's pretty clear her best friend feels the same way, but she's literally a dense harem protagonist in that regard. There's also two lolis who literally say "I love you" to each other, and there's subtext between the other female characters too. I was just saying that Symphogear isn't a romance show, it's an action show.
>>122720291
>self insert fags
pathetic
>>122720545
>did the focus on lesbian subtext get started with Precure and Nanoha?
New as fuck.
>>122720669
NaruSasu is better than NaruSaku at least.
>>122720673
>If your mom says she loves you she obviously wants to fuck you!
>>122720735
I hope that's true
>>122720735
>implying there's someone who doesn't want to fuck me
Is there any particular reason why so many magical girl shows have a gay character/couple beyond being shows with mostly female casts?
>>122720669
I think that anon meant the lesbians suffering, and Madoka is full of suffering lesbians. Seyiku was in love with a guy but it was unrequited and he hooked up with another female friend. After that the lesbian redhead started going after her.
>>122720735
When your mom tells me she loves me it definitely means she wants to fuck me.
>>122720143
Strawberry Panic is mediocre/decent
Sakura Trick is the cancer of yuri
Go read manga because explicit non-subtext yuri ANIME is a lost case
Aoi Hana and Sasameki Koto are pretty good though
>>122720811
>>122718502
This guy gets it.
>>122720503
It's a bunch of closet faggots and 'murican homophobes stuck in the metaphorical dark ages. Also, people seem to think that otaku feel threatened by male characters (which does happen), but there are plenty of otaku who feel threatened by girls being gay since it means they wouldn't want their flaccid 2 inches and thus can't pretend to be in a relationship with them.
Yuri haters have become even worse than /u/fags at this point. They do exactly the same thing they say they hate about /u/, force their opinions onto others but they have their heads so far up their asses they can't see it.
The problem is that they ruin threads by not ignoring what everyone else has learned to ignore and making a huge fucking deal out of nothing.
>>122720912
>Kyoko is a Christfag, is the second gayest meguca behind Homu
>Togo is a far-right nationalist and literally posts /pol/ comments on the club website, the show and games don't even try to be subtle about how gay she is
Why is it always the right-wing conservatives that tend out to be the most gayest faggots?
>>122721017
Homu also went to some private religious school before the series started.
>this whole thread
>>122720993
I think any posts in yuri threads that talk about /u/, /u/ posters, yurifags, etc. are off-topic shit and a waste of space regardless of whether they're pro- or anti-yuri. Talk about yuri anime/manga in the threads or ignore them, those should be the only options. No fucking meta shit.
I know yurifags can be insufferable, but how come anti-yurifags are as bad as them or even worse?
>>122721028
>political correct
every time
>>122721028
what a fag
>>122717699
>implying you can stop the yuri train
>>122721182
>that pic
Sakura Trick is not yuri.
>>122721182
Those girls better watch out, I think there are some stowaway bears on that train.
>>122721230
>an anime that's literally about two girls who fall in love with each other while making out isn't yuri
Sure thing, son.
>>122721230
Don't remind me
>>122718502
What are the top 3?
>>122721234
KUMA SHOCK!
>>122721280
>fall in love
citation needed
They outright make it clear on the last episode they dont even are in love / know what romance is for that matter
>>122721230
I wonder what exactly makes one end up thinking like this.
>>122721324
They're all from Ghost Slide.
>>122719711
of course everyone on /a/ knows dick > pussy
the very reason we even read H is to know how how good he feels like how big or thick he is
>>122721343
8/10, lol'd
>>122720143
Watch Saki. The masterpiece. Then read Saki. Then watch Achiga-hen. Then read Achiga-hen. At some point you're gonna want to have started reading Saki Biyori. Finally, start Shinohayu the Dawn of Age. Then, and only then, will you be privileged enough to read Ritz.
>>122721417
Finals never.
>>122721384
>what are sex buddies
Admit that deep down you know ST is just cheap fanservice shit about very curious and unusual friends who even admit not loving each other
Putting two people kissing don't automaitcally create romance
>>122721324
>>122721470
/m/ heart /u/
>>122721470
This is ironic.
>>122717904
cause it reeks of tumblr
>>122721516
translation: /a/ is full of /v/ crossboarders and /pol/tards
>>122721470
I never considered Gunbuster and Diebuster as yuri anime but..
>>122721453
>who even admit not loving each other
This literally never happens.
>>122721514
What's your point?
>>122721589
They really aren't, but I would still watch them because they're amazing.
>>122720282
>I don't envy someone who isn't a yurifag and watches a magical girl anime.
>Basically the most /u/ infested genre there is.
And exceptions are few far in-between like Shugo Chara or anything by Arina Tanemura
>>122721068
why about yaoi i never see any /y/ hate?
>>122721593
If someone "doesn't know" they are in love with someone else, it just mean they aren't.
You can't -not know- you are in love with someone specially after spending 11 episodes doing nothing but kissing
Last episode admits they don't love each other, at least not romantically
Well, bait or not yuri or not show is too shit to lump it into the glorious yuri train
>>122721417
Do I need to understand Mahjong to watch Saki?
>>122717904
most of /a/ loves yuri
why wouldn't they?
it's pointless fanservice that adds nothing to the value of a show
it's just a few loud people that hate it
>>122721665
Everyone hates yaoi posters anon, it doesn't even have to be mentioned.feminine penises are obviously exempt
>>122721516
Your post reeks of crossposting.
>>122721665
guess like you missed all the shinsekai yori threads
>>122721665
Does /a/ really discuss much yaoi?
Anyway, you should have been here when free was announced. If anything they hate gays/fujos more.
Bottom line, it's crossboarding bigots from /pol/ and /v/.
>>122721712
>this delusional yurishit thinks everyone likes his fetish
>>122721573
I had the impression /v/ liked yuri.
>>122721708
No, but you should.
>>122721708
yes. start studying
>>122721690
I didn't make the image, I would've replaced Tricks with Mikugeah
>>122721766
>bigots
>crossboarding
Every single board has always been sexist, racist, as many -ists as you can think of, since the start
>>122721781
>I had the impression /v/ liked yuri.
I don't actually go on /v/. But any time people accuse others of being from tumblr that's who I assume it is, given their recent history.
>>122717904
I doubt /a/ hates yuri.
The problem is all this retarded yuri pandering when all the characters are obviously straight, it's annoying as fuck.
>>122721781
>/a/ isn't one person
>but /v/ is
Nice cognitive dissonance
>>122721816
/pol/tard detected. Fuck off to hachichan.
>>122721845
It pisses off yurifags, too.
>>122721868
Mad faggot spotted
>>122721884
I fucked your mother, so at worst I could be accused of bestiality.
>>122721771
nice reading comprehension, I dislike yuri because it's just a different kind of ecchi
it's pointless, but even worse because homosexuality in fiction serves no purpose
just like in real life...
>>122721849
I was generalizing. but nice strawman though.
>>122717699
>streaming
Kill yourself
>>122721912
>partaking in bestiality
degenerates like you belong on a cross
>>122721948
Its literally the canonical defense of /a/, commonly spewed by hiveminders, but ~magically~ doesn't apply to other boards
>>122721964
>said the slobbering chimera
No dick
No buy
>>122721936
It's just as ecchi as regular romance (het)
Yuri by itself (love between 2 girls) is not yuri, and the only recent case of yuri being just ecchi was in Sakura Trick
It is usually fanservice yes, but ecchi =/= fanservice, and many times some het pairings are just fanservice too
>>122721979
>I expect people to be forthright and intellectually honest when discussing oriental pictographs online.
You're doing God's work anon, continue to enlighten the close-minded fools who don't realize the grave and solemn nature of /a/
>>122722037
>Yuri by itself (love between 2 girls) is not yuri
is not ecchi*
>>122721690
It's pretty common for teenagers to be confused about this sort of thing, especially when they've grown up being taught that it's impossible. Typical gaynst doesn't mean it's not love. They're pretty explicitly attracted to each other. Really it's about stretching out the manga more than anything.
>>122722071
Hey as long as you admit you're an intellectually bankrupt shitposter I've got no qualms, hell, that's easily 75% of the site!
>>122722037
No
Shoujo-AI = love between two girls
Yuri = Shoujo-AI + ecchi
Get the terms right, what you said just contradicts the definition of yuri
>>122722210
Shoujo ai means pedophilia.
>>122722210
>Shoujo-AI
>>122722210In japan Shoujo-ai means loving little girls
So when are Nanoha and Fate going to get married?
>>122721708
Not unless you want to get pregnant.
>>122722782
Next chapter of FORCE
>>122720528
This is not true, if a character don't actively flirt or has a crush with other character of her same gender then nobody seriously tries to force that couple.
>>122722782
They can't be legally married in Japan, so they probably can't in Midchilde either.
>>122722787
I want to bare Miyanaga Saki's children.
Daily reminder that yuri hate only started post 2011 meaning that anti yuri fags are from reddit.
I love the daily yuri hate threads.
Shows how butthurt haremshits and landwhales are. Always a good laugh.
>>122723006
It only really started after Free. Because tumblr landwhales started coming here.
>>122722840
>space lesbian paradise
>same laws as japan
>watching symphogear with friend
>he tells me he cant stand it because its too gay
>loves madoka
>>122723116
Symphogear is easily gayer
>>122723116
He just needs a good dicking.
Sakura Trick S2 when?
>>122723334
Unfortunately never.
>>122723021
It's just one guy, dude. It's impossible to miss his repetitive nonsense. Funny shit
Why are this threads are a thing? Are people so retarded they can't understand why would someone actually liking something they don't? It's so simple:
Why people like yuri
>1+1=2
Why people don't like yuri
>GIRLS KISSING GIRLS? NOT KISSING ME? OUTRAGEOUS.
Pls discuss this on right board.
>>122721470
Still lacks Xenoglossia.
>>122723579
if you really wanted a large and successful harem then polyamory is your best bet
>>122723579
But I'm a girl. Kissing other girls is improper homosexual behavior.
I can understand bitching about ship faggotry, but hating on yuri as "fetish" is just fucking stupid.
There's nothing hotter than a depraved sexually deviant woman guiding a naive shy girl through her sexual awakening.
