EG Demonbane vs Stick
Who would win?
>>122651723
Maybe if there were one googol sticks.
>>122651723
What kind of tree did the stick come from?
>>122651723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BnYHtWCTWl
>Demonbane breaks stick in two
>now he has to fight 2 sticks
Stick wins.
>>122651723
Think about it like this. The stick can hit demonbane but demonbane cannot hit the stick.
>>122651866
EG Demonbane vs The Stick Of Truth
Discuss.
>>122651905
Not without assistance it can't.
EG Demonbane vs The Chairleg Of Truth
>>122651866
Where are the subtitles for this?
YOUR STICK YOUR STICK YOUR STICK
>>122651723
>>122651970
it can if there were a strong gust of wind
>>122651723
EG Demonbane vs the Orb of Confusion
>>122651970
So, stick still win.
>>122651890
>demonbane hits the stick again
>now there is 4 sticks
>demonbane uses the sun to burn the stick
>now you got a very hot stick
I remember hearing about a web novel where a guy gets reborn in a fantasy world as a wooden stick
>>122652038
>madara cant genjutsu stick
>stick wins
>>122652105
Perfect logic
>>122651834
regular tree
>>122651866
I have a feeling that I know that voice from somewhere.
>>122651723
250x250
>>122652268
The stick is actually easy to beat.
Just get a cyclotron and vaporize all the atoms.
>>122652429
then you have to fight atom sized mini sticks that will stick in your throat and kill you
stick wins again
>>122652510
>being this retarded
I suggest you look up what a cyclotron does before making your next post.
>>122652429
>billions of subatomic stick particles
>scattered out into the subatomic universe
>become the building blocks of disparate matter all across creation
Congratulation, the universe is now stick.
Why would anyone want to beat Demonbane?
Are you all Nyarlathotep sympathizers?
>>122652551
it is demonbane who is afraid of the power of the stick
>>122651723
Demonbane made of infinite sticks.
>>122652859
Stick still wins.
>>122652943
kek
But can stick beat Demonbane Bane?
>>122652999
if i remove the stick will it die?
>>122652999
fucking trips man
>>122652999
DemonBane Bane is only stronger than Demonbane. I can't see him being stronger than a stick
>>122652999
Bane?
>demonbane picks up the stick
>is about to break it when he realizes that the stick is his friend
>demonbane and stick team up to fight OP
>>122652999
>no mask
Rookie error
>>122653074
>demonbane resorts to friendship to win againt stick
stick wins everytime
Didn't Demonbane turn Azatoth into a stick and beat the shit out of everyone with it?
They'd probably be bros
It's like an immovable object coming up against an unstoppable force.
>>122653167
>turn stick into paper
>cover rock
Stick wins every time
>>122651723
If the stick has dog poop on it's tip Demonbane loses.
>>122653167
Stick is made of wood
Paper was originally wood
Stick wins.
>>122653251
>>122653260
What if someone fashions the rock into a pair of crude scissors. Scissors cut stick's paper. Rock wins.
>>122653167
Unstoppable force vs Unbreakable Object
>>122653325
Then we're back to the 2 stick scenario.
>>122653325
Scissors can't cut a stick.
Stick always wins
>>122653325
then you have 2 stick/papers
stick wins again
PLACE YOUR BETS
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
/gd/ here. I can emphatically tell you guys that if a stick was burned to ash, it wouldn't be classified as a stick anymore, as it would be ash. Therefore stick loses.
This meme is really dumb.
>>122653451
>stick trying to match paper OR rock
Who are you trying to whitewash scissors out of this age old arena
>>122653451
Stick pierces paper, stick sticks rock, paper tenderly rapes rock.
Rock always loses.
>>122653474
I don't remember a board called /gd/
>>122653451
PAPER IS THE MASTER RACE
>>122652999
>you took off the mask
I hope those trips are extremely painful.
>>122653451
You should have replaced stick with scissors.
It's threads like these that realize how awful my sense of humour is.
>>122653597
We only add to create more complexity, not replace or remove.
>>122653501
It's not a meme it is a fact
>>122653599
Are you saying that because you actually find it funny or because you can't keep up with the stick jokes?
>>122653599
Cheer up, at least your canadian.
>>122653631
But then it will actually make sense.
>>122653597
>the only way to beat stick is to meta it out of the scenario
Stick wins again
>>122653542
>being this new
>>122651723
is this the beginning of an new epic meme??
Stop this EGD being the strongest character shit.
Any character with a decent negate/anti-omnipotence ability can easily wreck EGD.
>>122653693
Like stick? We've already reached that consensus anon. Come join the big boys in puzzling out whether rock can beat stick.
>>122651723
Powerlevel threads don't belong to /a/. Take your stick-fanboyism >>>/out/.
>>122651866
>Uchiwawa
>>122653803
you cant deny the power of the stick anon
this is not even a powerlevel thread, its pure facts and science
>>122653693
EGD comes loaded with anti-omnipotence. It has a lot of powers besides omnipotence, you know.
>>122651723
So ink vs a stick?
Stick wins.
>>122653924
Ink gets all over stick.
Ink wins.
>>122653924
That's not a stick, anonymous. That's a series of 1s and 0s interpreted by your computer, which then instructs the light diodes on your monitor to glow in the shape of a stick.
>>122653924
stick can even beat the shit out of any angry nerd IRL
stick confirmed 4th wall breaker
>>122653693
But can you really negate omnipotence? If it can be negated or countered, it's not omnipotent.
>>122653983
How can sticks be real if our monitors aren't real
>>122653942
But wouldn't the ink becomesticky?
>>122653942
now you got a darker stick
ink is helplessly being absorbed by the stick
>>122651723
I only know what stick is so stick
>>122652276
Its probably from some lets play faggot from youtube.
>>122654023
That just means ink has taken over sticks body and gained control of it's power.
Ink wins.
>>122653987
hur hur immovable object, unstoppable force.
>>122653987
Can stick kill servants? and kill like kill kill, no throne of heroes shit to save them.
Stick here fuck you.
>>122654023
How can stick exists when it can no longer identify as a stick. All it feels like is Ink. Ink wins.
>>122651723
Demonbane.
>>122654058
stick jumps in water and wash away the ink and grows as a glorious tree
check mate
>>122653942
Wait. Wait-wait-wait. Hold the fuck on.
So EG DemonBane is a bunch of ink on paper.
Sticks are from a tree. Tree wood is used for paper.
Ink EG Demonbane confirmed for taking control of stick.
Demonbane wins.
>>122654106
ink cannot multiply itself and grow larger
soon the ink will fade away and only the stick will be there
Well /a/?
>>122654154
Ah but ink is all over that paper and is what truly controls EGD.
Ink wins it all, taking both out at once. Stick is finished.
>>122654133
this fucking guy
>>122654146
Ink won in the end- it made stick weaker by changing it into a tree
>>122654146
>ink absorbs and becomes one with body of water
>water grows stick into tree
>tree is now more powerful than ever, but ink is also more deeply ingrained into tree than ever
Ink wins.
>>122651723
Demonbane creates an antimatter copy of the stick and then it negates the stick.
>>122653998
How can we be real if God isn't real?
>>122651723
The stick is real. EG Demonbane is fantasy. Stick will win.
>>122654202
Not sure. Can I have a hint? I'd like to use one of my lifelines.
>>122654319
Anonymous, that's not a real stick. See >>122653983
>>122654285
>>122654285
How can God be real if our eyes just can see 240p?
>>122654256
you forgot about the circle of the water dude
soon theres will be no trace of ink, only a tree generator of more sticks
stick still wins
>>122654273
>implying they would negate
>implying that if they did the effect would reverse and both stick and antistick wouldn't return to war against EGD
If -1+1=0 then both states have an equal validity. EGD mearly stalls for time. The return of stick is statistically inevitable. He will seek EDG for as long as it exists phasing in and out of existence as EGD tried hurriedly to deny it, never tiring, always watching.
>>122654202
>>122651723
Jap Flu wins.
>>122654273
demonbane uses stick to win against stick
stick wins again
>>122654319
>implying Demonbane doesn't exist in our universe
>>122654362
>soon theres will be no trace of ink
Ink never disappears just spreads further and further.
Does the stick get some sort of weapon?
The ultimate battle to end all battles.
>>122654430
>being this denial
even a baby can erase the ink away
but the baby cant kill stick
stick wins
>>122654479
>>122654479
What does the anti stick do? Is it just the opposite of the stick? What does the opposite of the normal stick mean? Does it have other worldly properties? Where can we find more Anti-Sticks? If I hold the anti stick, will it hurt?
>>122654479
>implying Stick won't accept anti-stick into its heart and unlock its persona to fight EGD with.
>>122654509
>no matter how many times you break stick it just becomes more sticks XD le invincible
>BUT IF YOU DIVIDE INK IT JUST STOPS EXISTING
>>122654532
When you break it it forms a twice larger stick.
>>122654479
Anti stick full of ants in stick. Just imposter. stick wins
>>122651723
Stick is too OP
pick a fair fight next time faggot
>>122654285
How can God be real when there's no sticks in space?
>>122654532
Anti-Stick does the opposite of what ever a Stick can.
>>122654566
The only place that accepts sticks is a dog's butt.
>>122654570
but this is actually true
>>122653693
But demonbane can just invoke some demonbane that has anti-anti-omnipotence traits.
Stick wins everytime because an actual 3d-world object can easily break or rip any piece of paper or computer the character is on. Powerlevel threads are faggotry and you should be ashamed of it, nerd.
>>122654532
We don't know anon.
Who knows the inner machinations of the anti-stick, or the abyss from whence it came.
>>122654231
Demonbane is, by definition, stronger than the stick, in all ways you can and can't imagine.
>>122654622
Ink wins.
>>122651723
The stick is now the MC of the last anime you watched. What happens?
>>122654570
also
stick came first than ink
stick wins the fight before it even started
>>122654670
>Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun
Stick gets friendzoned, Nozaki wins.
>>122654639
But the stick is factually stronger than any Demonbane that you can and can't imagine.
>>122654623
Anonymous that is NOT an actual 3D-world object. >>122653983
>>122654710
Stick has cute ribbons. Stick wins
>>122654532
Anti-stick was once a part of the stick clan that reached the furthest of stick potential, but in doing so realized that endless expansion of stick potential would eventually lead to the destruction of the universe, and chose to forsake its stickhood and turn against its stick brethren, to ensure that no stick could ever become the stick nemesis.
Gold Experience Requiem vs a stick
Who would win?
>>122654690
What was first - octopi or real trees with real branches that can form sticks?
>>122654479
My God...
>>122651723
Stick wins, even without going Super Stick.
>>122651723
Stick you dunce
>>122654670
Stick wins more glory than Galfa and is hired by the church instead. Unlike Galfa stick finishes the job. Maria loses all magic and is burnt at the stake.Still mad about Galfa rape. I didn't sign up for that shit.
>we hate /v/ and reddit and all those other boogeymen because they're a bunch of stupid meme spamming faggots!
>but this is totally different!
So this is how the end begins. I'm glad moot isn't alive to see what he once considered the best board die.
>>122654757
Stick exist over and over into stick as stick.
Stick wins.
![52e306_806610[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v75lXjI.jpg "52e306_806610[1].jpg")
/sci/ debated about this for years with no conclusive results. Maybe /a/ can solve it?
>>122654751
But did Anti-stick, in turn, become the stick nemesis himself? The vile monster he so despises? The (non)stick to end all sticks?
>>122653983
>>122654770
the octopi but not the ink
also the stick can still beat the shit out of any octopus
>>122654732
But can cute ribbons get stick its husbando?
>>122654822
/sci/ couldn't figure out something so simple?
When the two of them collide we enter the realm of 2D. Everyone will be in an anime.
>>122654822
Neither of those things are suns. The question becomes nul. The only thing that happens is me winning. Tell /sci/ to get good.
>>122654858
and doesnt matter what the ink do, it will always be sticky
>>122654717
No, because the stick doesn't have the "Being stronger than demonbane" ability. Only Demonbane bane has that ability. And Demonbane is stronger than anything that isn't stronger than demonbane, so demonbane is stronger than the not demonbane bane ability having stick.
>>122654858
MAYBE ON LAND. IN THE SEA THE OCTOPI AND SQUIDS REIGN SUPREME.
>>122654822A giant sun made of steam would be created
>>122654921
It may be stronger but how does it beat stick? That's right anon. It can't
>>122654479
It must be a draw, both would be obliterated.
Anti-stick is everything Stick isn't, and Stick is everything anti Stick can't be. They cancel each other out, therefore removing each other from existence, and bringing balance to the universe.
>>122654822
It would be a draw, resulting in the creation of Midgard, and the continuing existence of both.
>>122654852
Sticks must end so that the universe may continue to grow, unsticked. That is his purpose, and the limit of stick-kind
>>122654921
still cant beat the stick
![1148550915225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TTJPQMu.jpg "1148550915225[1].jpg")
>>122651723
The stick can't win because it has no will, nor can it be defeated. Therefore, a battle between demonbane and a stick, no matter what each of them do, can end in nothing but a draw.
>>122654479
It would be a draw. They would annihilate each other like with D4C from JoJo.
>>122655000
Both are destroyed
>>122655000
The car and wall collide - creating the anti-stick.
>>122654822
>sun
>lava
Anyway, if you put water on the sun it'll just burn brighter.
>>122655000
>The metal is all diamonds
Was anon right?
>>122654803
I feel like we're passed the irony threshold here.
>>122651866
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BnYHtWCTWl
mfw chiwawa
>>122654884
didn't see that coming
>>122654803
These are /b/tards not /a/nons.
>>122655000
The driver will die.
Man actually being a Demonbane fan on /a/ is weird.
Stop talking about my giant robot you weird people.
>>122654884
Thanks doc.
>>122654479
>>122654532
>>122654751
>>122654852
>>122654986
someone make this into an anime
>>122654995
>>122654953
It depends on your definition of "defeat". What does it mean to defeat the stick?
MODS, PLEASE DELET THIS SHIT /b/ THREAD.
>>122655188
to defeat the stick is to either make the stick give up, or to kill the stick
>>122655248
kek
>>122655248
You can't kill the stick. It will only cease existing when it admits defeat.
>>122654670
Well, for many MCs, not much changes. Most MCs are already bland as a stick.
>>122655287
the stick physically cannot admit defeat either, which is why stick just can't be beaten.
Well?
>>122655517
my dick wins
>>122652020
WE DO NOT HAVE ROOM WE DO NOT HAVE ROOM
>>122651723
It's a stick, it already lost.
>Stick is an inanimate object void of thoughts
>EG Demonbane is a sentient being
>Stick has no concept of loss or defeat
>EG Demonbane does, but is too strong to lose
>Stick cannot die, or admit defeat due to it being an object
>EG Demonbane can, but is to overpowered
>The fight would go on for eternity
>Stick isn't sentient, so it doesn't matter how long the battle goes no matter what
>EG Demonbane is sentient, therefore, either hase to continue to fight stick for an eternity or to admit defeat, considering he's the only one of the two that can.
>Stick wins
>>122655672
What if demonbane just completely destroys the stick - erases every bit of the stick down to the atom
>>122655672
I fucking love /a/
>>122652551
/a/ is for Nyarlatothep. Not like those degenerate Demonbane followers in /d/.
>>122653451
Man, this manga was the shit.
Can Shiki kill stick?
>>122654884Thanks doc.
>>122655799
lifeless stick can still stick through shiki heart
stick wins
>>122655802
what is stopping EGD from erasing even individual sub-atomic particles down to the fundamentals? im sure EGD even has hax when it goes even smaller
>>122655743
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, it's the law of the universe. Even if EG Demonbane disintegrates the stick, the stick will still exist in some form.
>>122655759
Don't post this shit. This is a serious discussion.
>>122655916
>>122653451
The scissors, because they are invisible
>>122656046
Better question
>>122654822
Ice is at most around -273 degrees Celsius.
Lava is at least 700 degrees Celsius.
You have to know at which temperature lava becomes solid and from there is just to calculate how much you would need to add in calories to the ice sun until it starts to melt, calculate the amount of calories to make it melt completely then calculate the end temperature and see if it will boil totally.
At lava's side, you would need to calculate how much calories would lose, then how much calories it would need to get solid (need to know the heat in which it changes states from and if you can consider it a 'liquid") and then how much temperature it would lose.
Two possibilitites: either the ice sun melts completely and stay as water or it even boils completely. Anyone willing to try can do it so why those lazy bums at /sci/ weren't able to do it?
>>122654670
The stick becomes Karuta queen.
>>122655883
>Matter cannot be created or destroyed, it's the law of the universe
I know this is deliberate stupidity, but Demonbane doesn't abide by laws. The universe Demonbane is set in is modeled on Lovecraft, and therefore do not abide by math or constants.
Fuck, there's even a deus machina designed to do explicitly this.
Would imagine breaker destroy the stick?
>>122656574
>stick still can beat the shit out of that computer running that game or whatever
stick wins again...
>>122656617
stick is just a stick and not magic
>>122656677
Yet again I must direct you to >>122653983. Please, anonymous, stop confusing this data file for a stick, it is not healthy.
>>122656720
throw a stick into your HDD and see what happens
>>122652551
Azazoth commands it
>>122656703
Imagine breaker works against science too.
>>122656755
I do not have a stick. As far as I am concerned, sticks are just as fictional as anything else in this thread.
>>122653987
Demonbane can't really be omnipotent though. The lore has roots in lovecraft and therefore no matter what alterations an author does if it's part of HPL stories then it's under Azazoth.
>>122656815
The dream has surpassed the dreamer.
>>122656574
That's not Lovecraft. His universe is based primarily on weird math, what would have been theoretical quantum physics which hadn't been explored yet. The majority of the work is literally things so advanced and otherworldly that we don't understand it or are unable to understand it. Even the metaverse of Lovecraft was based around popular sci-fi alternative universe theories of the time period.
The majority of Japan's idea of what Lovecraft is isn't even Lovecraftian. Rather than an exploration of the unknown and fear of the glimpses we get into the abyss they write it as "plot hax universe breakers."
>>122651723
Stick has better writing
>>122656910
Lovecraft constantly espoused a notion that logic is just a quaint guideline that things on earth seem to obey, but not actual rules. Nyarlathotep made a personal business of destroying logic and driving people mad.
>>122655167
is called bleach man
>>122656777
>sticks are just as fictional as anything else in this thread
Wow, really?
>>122656956
Only figuratively "mad" with love and happiness.
>>122657007
Show me irrefutable proof of stick
Solipsism beats stick every time
>>122657041
Solisticksm > Solipsism.
In the end, the only thing you can be sure truly exists is that stick right before you.
>>122657041
Go out from your room. Go to a tree and find a branch. Than, you must break the branch. There, you got a stick.
>>122656927
this
demonbane is worse than tumblr and DA fanchars
>>122656956
Given his time period almost all science fiction and pulp writers believed that.
Logic was a metaphor for history and the established beliefs rooted in the past. Chaos was the introduction of new ideas that disrupted the order of the established logic. These new thoughts were the glimpses into the abyss of knowledge that were previously hidden by the preconceived notions in society known as logic.
Nyarlathotep was nothing more than an analog to the progress of science, especially in the wake of WW1 where for the first time in history chemical weapons had been mass deployed and the soldiers of the world had descended into madness.
>>122651723
Demonbane is a Lovecraft-inspired mecha series that started out as an adult visual novel from the developer Nitro+ and has various spin-offs, novel adaptions and even an anime series. Despite it throwing around names of Lovecraftian beings around, it has little to do with the actual mythos and is more of a homage. Demonbane is by far the most absurdly, stupidly overpowered mecha in all of fiction, it is so overpowered that Demonbane doesn't even follow logic. It takes on various forms and upgrades in the series and one of the upgrades is the War God Demonbane which is so massive that it shatters an universe because the universe can't contain it and its final form, the Elder God Demonbane is so hilariously overpowered that just it moving was creating and destroying multiverses and it can even beat omnipotents, so in other words, it is beyond the concept of infinite power. This version of it is apparently beyond omnipotence. It can also summon infinite versions of itself from other timelines, including from timelines that don't even exist, and they all are omnipotent. Fans of the series tend to be relatively annoying and claim that their series is the best thing since sliced bread. No one in any other fictional universe can hope to defeat Demonbane, even if you say that you have a character that's omnipotent, Demonbane will still beat it because that's how it works.
What if a wall made of diamond crashes into a wall made of diamond?
>>122657130
Even granting this point, the idea that mass/energy must be conserved is still an idea that could be a "primitive preconception" from the perspective of an outer god instead of the actual ineffable facts.
>>122657157
OPM beats demonbane in one punch.
>>122657173
Both shatter.
>>122657173
They combine into one, bigger wall made of the strongest metal.
There's no such thing as a perfectly straight vector.
Why did no one bring up the fact that a stick can give splinters? Not even god can stop that shit.
>>122657320
>No one in any other fictional universe can hope to defeat Demonbane
The stick is not a fictional object, so there is some merit to that response. However if the stick becomes a fictional object within the game then no, it does not win.
>>122657130
> every sci fi writer's belief = muh sociology teacher belief
> the concept of logic didn't exist in lovecraft's time
wut, it existed by the time of aristotle
>>122657378
It can because my fictional stick can beat Demonbane.
>>122657396
Cute philosophers anime when.
>so many people biting the bait
Jesus christ /a/.
>>122655517
That would be the cutest battle ever.
>>122657396
How you failed to not only fail to understand the post and interpret it as the 1930s inventing logic I'll never know. Also your inability to contextualize the statement to the 1890s to 1930s is hilarious.
Mods should sticky this
>>122657378
stick can be rendered in 3d
but demonbane cannot leave the computer
stick is free, stick is love, stick is lifeeven if you 3d print demonbane, stick can still smash the figure
>>122657635
>stick can be rendered in 3d
And the 3D rendered stick loses instantly.
>even if you 3d print demonbane, stick can still smash the figure
There are a lot of factors here, if you 3D print him out of metal, a wooden stick isn't going to do anything.
![l116_youth_hardwood%201173p[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/W29MXst.jpg "l116_youth_hardwood%201173p[1].jpg")
>>122657796
>>122658117
That still isn't destroying metal.
>>122658117
also, even if the stick baseball bat breakes, there will be 2 sticks and one figure, stick wins
>>122657157
It's impossible to exceed omnipotence.
>>122658187
You can just ask omnipotence to invent a task it can't complete.
