Waifu analysis thread. Post your waifu and I'll tell you something about yourself that will be completely wrong and off the mark.
I'll bite
Izuko Gaen.
>>122636621
These threads always has OP bail.
>>122636621
Okay force spirit of frued, let's go.it's about my repressed sexual urges about my mother during puberty, isnt it?
Let's go
>inb4 you like anime
>>122636695
I can always take over. :3
>>122636621
It's never getting better.
>>122636735
You like anime.
>>122636621
Go ahead.
Try me, fucker.
>>122636621
do it faget
>>122636855
You are actually from
Bring it faggot
>>122636621
I'll bite.
>>122636660
You lack control of your life, sometimes it just feels like it's too much, and you wish you didn't have to make so many decisions.
>>122636689
Sorry, there's so little of Ran's personality that I've seen from just playing the games to make any attempt.
>>122636695
Don't worry, I'll be here for an hour at least doing the ones I actually know something about.
You feel uncomfortable around those who don't say what they mean when they prance around social interactions. You are likely attracted to Ritsu due to feeling like there's a lack of any facades sepearting your interactions. At the end of the day all you really want is someone who you can be yourself with, without worrying about whether something will offend them or will put distance between you.
I apologize in advance once again for inaccuracy, I'm not even a psych major.
Looks like OP is a faggot and bailed.
Thanks doc
Maybe I'll get lucky.
>>122636918
You don't need to be Freud to know why you would like Mikass-a.
I'm giving you quite a lot to work with here, aren't I?
>>122636756
>:3
>trip
Kill yourself.
Lets do it!
>>122636947
Kill yourself faggot
>>122636941
>and you wish you didn't have to make so many decisions.
It's sad that's actually right. Nice bullshitting into an answer.
>>122636971
You have afucking perfect taste in waifus
impress me
>>122636621
You or someone else best deliver this time.
>>122636941
Well, guess I'm going to have to actually stop procrastinating...
>>122636991
>>122637017
You seem upset
>>122636621
Will it work for husbandos? I don't have a waifu.
>>122636621
>>122625869not the op of that
>>122636983
please consider suicide
>>122637066
>...
Literally get stoned to death by some retarded muslim.
test
>>122636983
>Senafags
>>122636621
Rias Gremory.
Best girl
>>122637103
Cum at me, fuccboi. We'll have a good time.
>>122636898
You like twizzlers
>>122636731
You are likely insecure about opening up to others, fearful of judgement. You are extremely enthusiastic about your passions, be it anime or whatever else. You long for someone who won't be put off by your dedication to whatever your hobbies or work are.
>>122636735
You like anime. No but seriously, is that Shino? I can't quite be sure from the image.
>>122636815
You are lonely.
>>122636879
Others see you as cold and stiff, but you simply don't care enough for anything to really make an effort, whether it's academics, sports, or social interactions. You will help others begrudgingly out of kindness then question yourself on why you would even bother. You are kind at heart, but don't like admitting it to yourself.
Am I even remotely close to anything in my last two posts? I enjoy feedback, even if it's to tell me I'm shit.
>>122637149
Someone's angry they lost their foreskin
Come at me.
I would love to know what Anon thinks
>>122637191
Healthy Sena only.
Cancerous thread.
>>122637260
Cancerous post tbh.
>>122637223
I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.
Rei Ayanami
Now judge me
Do your thing
>>122637223
>You are likely insecure about opening up to others, fearful of judgement. You are extremely enthusiastic about your passions, be it anime or whatever else. You long for someone who won't be put off by your dedication to whatever your hobbies or work are.
Pretty much.
>>122636941
Not bad.
Sure, why not
Try me
>>122637325
You're pretty handy.
>>122636621
OP confirmed for psych major, spot on for most of his tries.
Hana is best waifu.
Hard modo: I had a strong, masculine father figure while growing up who was an okay guy.
>>122636621
I doubt someone knows her, but please try it.
This'll be fun
Not /a/ but analyze Vivian from /v/ and why people obsess over her over there.
god bless doc
>>122636971
You admire your waifu's many virtues, either because you don't possess them, or because she reflects your values. Either way, you hold loyalty and chivalry in high esteem.
>>122637023
You like bacon, but who doesn't like bacon? You feel a sense of duty in helping others overcome their trauma, likely due to having overcome something similar in the past (social anxiety?). You believe everyone has a right to live to their full potential.
Also if I'm skipping you it's either because I'm a newfag that hasn't seen the seriesI'm sorry, I haven't watched Lain yetor because I don't know enough about the character from what I have seen (most 2hus)
Freud-sama hurry the hell up
>>122637492
Wrong board faggot
>>>/v/
go on
>>122636621
You wouldn't happen to be like "that" doc, right?
I'm not ready for a full dose.
Alright, might as well.
Ah shit, why not?I'm ready to get bullied
Come at me
>>122637547
Been in anime, but nice bait anyway.
>>122637472
Well, you're a faggot son, a masochist faggot.
>>122637348
You desire a waifu more broken than yourself. Someone who will console you without taking her own needs to mind until she cracks.
The tainted perfection only makes it more beautiful.
>>122637315
You are a sheep who just does as he is told, just like all the other plebs.
dis gon b gud
How about this one?
(Kushina Uzumaki)
>>122637346
You're not to different from another. You share the idea that you yourself are a better human being than most, you're slightly arrogant and yet insecure. You often think your idea is the right one.
Perhaps you haven't realized these things yet but Yukinon attracts a certain group of people.
>>122637530
You should at least tell the people you're skipping that you're skipping them so they don't wait for an analysis that'll never come.
>>122637079
You value the simple things in life, the small joys that come from the everyday. You don't believe anyone should have that taken away, but you also aspire to a higher calling. You have some grand ambition.
>>122637084
Sure thing. Fire away.
>>122637104
Oh man this is so broad. There's so many Asukafags because it's an old series so the reasons anyone might like her are varied. I'll take a shot at it.
You have had only a few close friends throughout your life. Your often regret your decisions in crucial moments and have a bad habit of obsessing with the past.
>>122637700
You picked the one not shit girl in the entire series. Congratulations.
>>122637700
You're a Narutard who need to drink bleach immediately.
Pick me
>>122637749
Based
pls doc
its terminal
do i want to fuck me mum
Tfw got skipped.
>>122637758
Not chubby enough.
>>122637713
>certain group of people
I don't know what you mean by that unless you mean im selective about the people I associate myself with. Other than that you're really spot on.
>>122637749
Based Freud
>>122637791
he's steath calling you a autismo man since yukino has it
>>122636621
>>122637831
Spot on too. People keep calling me smart but in reality I just have a lot more common sense than the avrage bear and stupid actions confuse the shit out of me.
>>122637164
Hi Miku. No but really, you admire Hibiki's resolve and drive, due to lacking in those things yourself. You wish you could do things with half as much vigor. You look for encouragement in your life, seeking approval from others to affirm your existence.
>>122637195
You are sometimes cynical, but you tend to be unhappy more with yourself than the world. You feel that your gloomy outlook on life is somehow wrong, and are frustrated with yourself because of it.
>>122637244
You often feel helpless and lost, finding yourself in situations which feel as if they have no escape.
>>122637791
Nothing. Specific people that aren't too different from another. I know because I'm part of it. She isn't my waifu though
How do you explain someone with a minor character for a waifu?
>>122637530
Close enough.
Don't skip me pls
>>122636621would you be able to give advice on something on anime related? its Cordy
>>122637936
That's more like infatuation rather than a waifu.
>>122637890
That's the trick for living really, just don't do stupid shit
Well begun is half done, information is half of the battle etc etc
how can you not love this fit dedicated beast
Hit me, faggot.
>>122637999
Fuck off, this is clearly /a/.
>>122636621
Let's get analyzed!
>>122637999
Fuck off.
>>122637995
I love you Misaka!
>>122637988
>know is half the battle
Sorry autism. I'm not trying to build myself up but people when I was in high school assumed I had an iq of 200 because of all the information I could just pull out of my ass when it was actually me just keeping my ear to the ground and paying attention.
>>122637325
You see the good side in everyone. You likely have had someone close be ostracized or criticized constantly for some outside perceived failure. Due to this, you feel a sense of injustice whenever anyone is being seen as entirely negative or positive with no gray inbetween.
>>122637346
See >>122637713
>>122637718
Sorry, I'm going in order and it's too many skips to write down for each one. If I skipped over you it means I'm not analyzing you, maybe someone else will.
>>122637347
You are calm most of the time, but confident and outspoken when required. You prefer not to meddle in affairs and would rather sit back and watch.
>>122638043
Ayonami best girl but Mashiro deserved to win.
>>122636621
Go aheadFreud was a hack
>>122638078
>How do you know that anon?
>Paying attention duh
>>122636621
do me OP
>>122636621
>>122637104
You're obsessed with being independent and feel guilty whenever you have to rely on someone else, and yet you always find yourself in situations where you need help. It feels like they're only helping you out of sympathy.
Your friends (>implying someone with a waifu can have friends) don't really feel like friends to you apart from one or two who you feel you could trust with your life.
You've always wanted to make your parents proud, but never quite lived up to what you think they want. Actually, you were probably raised by a single mother who didn't really give you any attention. If you have siblings you're probably the oldest.
You're capable of caring deeply about people, but often have trouble showing it. You're afraid that if you show them that you care about them, or that you need them they'll not like you and leave you.
You probably enjoy excessive drinking.
You should fully let me know if this is entirely wrong, or partly wrong, or all right. I'd be grateful.
Sure, why not.
OP is acool guy
What's the prognosis doc?
Also, while it is a shocking suggestion, could an individuals having multiple waifus potentially change your analysis of them?
please rate
>>122638176
Hardly, he skipped my waifu. Fuck him.
>>122638153
You've got good taste and will be perpetually disappointed by the lack of a second season.
>mfw Freud didn't deem my waifu as worthy of analysis
Go ahead OP
>>122638132
>ok class on what date did this happen?
>no one knows? Well I can always ask anon because I know he knows
>ok anon what was the dste
>Yes
>Wow anon how did you get so smart
People are fucking retarded I swear to god. I barely tried in high school.
>Skipping
Where's jung when you need him
Fucking hack
>>122638195
He'll probably skip mine too, as she isn't a seasonal waifu.
>>122638176
Is Armitage III any good? I downloaded it because I liked the art style and the 90s OVA format, but I don't really know if it has any kind of reputation.
>>122637568
>seasonal waifu
>>122638195
>>122638209
>>122638229
You're waifus a shit
>>122638197
>Thinking she's your waifu
>Liking a terrible frenchmen
Anti-Mahiro-san, plz go.
>>122638232
It's pretty awesome if you're into the setting and genre. I love it, obviously.
>>122638195
The Doc's a busy man, give him time.
>>122637350
You often feel guilty about being more selfish than what you feel is moral. You are self deprecating and cynical, and you often don't feel worthy of any affection.
>>122637392Engineering, actually.It's mostly just confirmational bias, also how would you know if I was spot on?
>>122637519
I'll give my "standard tomboy" response here. You're attracted to Makoto because she's down to earth and easy to talk to. She feels refreshing for you because she doesn't put on a mask and says what she thinks without hesitation.
>>122636621
>>122638220
Reminds me when half of the class had problems with fucking history
nigga just read the damn book, you don't even need to burn a few brain cells like math or other shit.
>>122636621
nunnally pure sweet delicious nunnally
>>122636621
>>122638254
What?
>>122638278
>guys anon got a 86 so the test must have been really hard. That must be why 60% of us failed the test
Those classes were a living hell.
>>122638236
No anon, she's my first and last waifu, I swore to be faithful to her forever.
C'mon doc
>>122638162
I want to rely and be with people but I have difficulty doing so.
I hate my parents.
I only care if cared for.
>>122638197
I want to give this one a try, mind telling me how old are you?
>>122638043
You have a strong desire to take care of others (or at least 1 person), but may also have some deep insecurities and trust issues that make you worried a girl would leave you unless she's completely dependent on you.
That or you're just autistic and feel like you can relate to her.
>>122638278
Are you fucking kidding me? Math is easy, because everything makes sense and is connected back to everything else in one way or another, but rote memorization of history is extremely difficult.
>>122638209
Not enough incest maybe?Sure, I'll play.
Go ahead Freud!
>>122637595
You miss the old days.
>>122637601
Even though your waifu looks up to you and praises you constantly, you feel unworthy of her praise and attention. On the outside you accept it as a matter of fact and act as the dom in the relationship, but really she's the one who's the supporting pillar for you.
>>122637645
You feel burdened by your responsibilities, and feel great nostalgia for childhood, often wishing to escape somewhere to avoid facing your daily life.
>>122637749
That's not me, but the sentiment is shared.
More bullshit analysis and less blogging or fuck off to >>>/b/
Lets see what you can do
You're all gay and autistic.
/thread
![Fade-to-Black-ichigo-and-rukia-sun-and-moon-33032153-1366-743[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sRPfLUG.png "Fade-to-Black-ichigo-and-rukia-sun-and-moon-33032153-1366-743[1].png")
OP you are my waifu
>>122638381
You don't memorize history son, you understand it
Trick is grabbing a few importants names and dates and working you way there.
Of course math is easy, is there something more certain than 1+1=2?
>>122638273
>>122638109
How 'bout mine?
I barely post my waifu anyways.I haven't watched Fast n' furious and Full throttle, I've only watched the OVA and TV series so far.
![mami_tomoe_render_by_puellamagimamitomoe-d89vfzg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/l8z7L2c.png "mami_tomoe_render_by_puellamagimamitomoe-d89vfzg[1].png")
>>122636621
Might as well.
>>122638440
>>122638424
You desire a clone so he can masturbate you since you are too lazy to do it yourself.
>>122638502
>>122637758
Holy shit Senafags read the thread first.
>>122637773
You want to fuck your mom. See the analysis done by another anon somewhere up there.
>>122637875
Unlike most anons, you enjoy everyday conversation with intelligent people, you are intensely competitive about everything, extending to your love life.
>>122637936
Most of the time the just make up head canon and then it's not really being in love with anyone, it just becomes an ideal.
>>122636621
Freud was shit but I'm in.
>>122636895
rekt
>>122638410
You like to do fun things because they're fun.
Or, your life is really boring and you wish you could have fun.
>>122638444
Trips confirm
>>122638524
woops, didn't mean to quote
>>122636621
You're waifus are all lovely people.
>>122638603
y-you too
>>122638603
This means more than you think.
>>122638603
Sorry but you'll need at least quads to override my diagnosis.
>>122638535
To be fair I'm neither the senafag that you replied to nor the one you just told off. I made a point to say that I was only posting apropos of a specific type of meat, though.
>>122638455
What does that even mean, "understand it"? It's just shit that happened.
>>122638603
Not even a Captain? I don't know if I can trust you
>>122636621
Hungary.
>>122638475
You have a complex from having a huge dick and Yuno is one the only characters where it could actually fit.
give it to me straight doctor
>>122638654
Not him, but history is more about things like movements, causes, and effects than just events.
>>122638699
You feel constantly hollow due to your extreme unfulfilled desire forS3.
OP. I have a challenge for you.
This is like the opposite of a waifu for me. Like god damn I hate her guts. Like every time she has a scene I want to smash her face.
Analyze me. Can you tell me why I hate her so fucking much?
>>122638162
So basically Eva fans are like their characters? What a shock, doc!
>>122636732
You want to stay a kid forever because you had to grow up too fast
>>122636944
You're strong and see yourself in her, or you're weak and want someone to protect you.
>>122637006
You're scared of being alone and outcast from your friends
>>122637023
Savior complex
>>122637034
You have a bad relationship with your mother and want someone gentle and sweet to care for you
>>122637195
You had a bad childhood and relate to her struggles
>>122637440
Haven't watched the show but you're indecisive and want a girl to take control and help you get through life
>>122637466
gay
>>122637595
Who?
>>122637690
you're a hippie vegan faggot
>>122637716
You want someone vulnerable who puts up a tough front to protect.
>>122637931
You think that you're above others and want someone you see as an equal to you
or you want a strong girl to make you feel secure and wanted
>>122637998
you like shitty anime and CG music videos
>>122638127
You're bored with life and want someone who's much more powerful and knowledgable than you
>>122638350
You're a seasonal faggot who's desperate to fit in, and is scared of showing his true feelings.
>>122638444
im not gay
>>122638475
You feel defenseless in life, and you want someone naive and submissive to make happy in your place by projecting your desires onto them
>>122638517
meme faggot
>>122638748
The thing is. I just described myself. That's right, I was blogshitting.
>>122638127
Freud was a hack and so am I. You are a hard worker, you have the ability to stay motivated for whatever it is you're currently pursuing. You are devoted and feel like the payoff is even better when you've worked for it.
>>122638177
You're lost and feel no purpose in life, you don't know which direction to go and just sort of float along.
Also, >multiple "waifus"
Those aren't waifus. Fuck those manwhores.
>>122638195
>>122638209
Like I said I just don't know them because I haven't seen their series.
>>122638197
Frenchman/10, you sometimes put on a front and act more outgoing/extroverted than you actually are. Sometimes you're tired just from talking to people, but put on a brave face and bright smile.
I wonder if you remember me.
my waifu is still my ex. and that hasn't changed in the past 2 years.
I go to a psychiatrist and so far OP has been way better at analyzing than him; all he does is give me pills
Anyway, here's my waifu
>>122638635
Okay fine let me try
Check these digits
>>122638743
This except with Haruhi
Thanks in advanced doc
Please do
>>122638788
If you want something more than just hurr pills, then wouldn't you wan to go to a psychotherapist instead of a psychiatrist?
>>122638788
Psychiatrist =/= psychologist.
Kana.
>>122638791
I appear to have failed.
>>122638788
That's what they do retard. Fuck sake. At least know what you're getting into see
>>122638825
>>122638815
For you the easiest way is synonymous with the best way.
>>122636621
Enlighten me.
I wouldn't say I have a waifu but this comes close.
Shame she's a lesbian though.
>>122636621D..don't bully pls
>>122638819
Yeah, but all the psychotherapists I've seen haven't helped me at all so I just gave up on that front.
>>122638899
You didn't stick with them long enough. You can't just see them for a few months and be like "I'm exactly the same," and quit.
![1338683342651[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kjZp87a.gif "1338683342651[1].gif")
>>122638819
>you wan to
>wan
this will be interesting.
>>122638109
I wouldn't say anyone specific close to me, but otherwise pretty decent.
Why not?
>>122638211
You are often too embarrassed to express your admiration of your waifu. It bothers you to see her being so insecure, but you're too embarrassed to tell her just how amazing you think she is. Outwardly Suzu depends on you for a lot but in the end she's the one that inspires you.
>>122638216
You have an inferiority complex, and you feel undeserving of any praise. You are stuck in a hypocritical state of wanting to be needed and feeling the need to be cast aside.
>>122638236
Hey some people might have just recently discovered their love. I don't judge seasonals.
