Your imouto needs some money /a/Show dem imouto's some love
Post your imouto
>>122526590
Imoutos are for bullying.
>>122526590
what a slutty imouto
>>122527831
Relax, she has been corrected by the power of dick.
>>122527917
god bless the power of dick
>>122527917
>>122528029
What the hell are you talking about? It's dick that made them slutty in the first place.
>>122528140
Yes but onii-chan's D is the best D.
It can't be helped
>Have a £5 note in my wallet
>Fuck it, i'll give it to my sister
>Go into her room
>Give it to her
>"What's this for?"
>"Dunno, just felt like it"
>Walk out
>She starts ransacking her room trying to find something that I must've broken or stolen thinking that the money is compensation for something
>Even though I have never damaged or stolen anything of hers
???
>>122528234
As an onii-chan, I can say with certainty that this is not true.The best D is onee-san's
>>122528439
Wow, you're a fucking asshole.
>>122528484
You have a futa nee-san?
>>122528439
that's pretty funny
>>122528439
Why would you do something like that to your own sister?
>>122528542no
>>122528439
You're sick. Get help.
>>122528578
It's all part of his plan to mindbreak her and lure her into his eternal orgasm denial machine where she'll be imprisoned and left on the brink of climax. but never getting to truly cum for all of eternity.
>>122526590
>Panda image check doesn't work if the file is different from the original PNG
Oh come on Joe
>>122528542
You don't? I wake up every morning with the head of her erect cock against my lips. She's never done more than that though. I guess she thinks of it as a perverted joke or something because she just laughs and walks away.
>>122528439
Your sister has severe paranoia. Expect her to OD in 8 years.
>>122528439
Do your parents know what you are doing to your own sibling?
>>122528712
>head of her erect cock against my lips
You're enjoying it right?
>>122528439
Don't listen to these fucks. Imoutos need to be bullied or they will bully you. A hierarchy needs to be established before it's too late.
>>122528810
This, you also need to fuck your sister.
>>122526590
>imouto
>cow tits
Independently great in their own right; together, shit.
>>122526907
This does not look very daijobu.
Where can I get a sister?
>>122528982
The sister store.
>>122528918
Agreed, imoutos with cow tits usually end up being codescending bitches because they know they can get any guy. Flat imoutos are far superior.
>>122528982
Fetlife.
Seriously, fuck nee-san. Annoying bitches always trying to tell you how to live your life, let me do my thing bitch. At least imoutos will stay out of your way once you make it clear to them you want nothing to do with 'em
>>122529232
Why not just bully your onee-san to assert yourself?
i used to bully my sister a lot. let out my frustration on her because i was bullied in school for beeing the looser im still today. now she's very successful and popular in school, has a bf and is talented.
>>122529511
Please tell me she hates you.
>>122529588
no, she has a kind of light tsundere attitude towards me. we are going to travel to prague in some weeks because we barely see each other anymore.
>>122529818
You know what to do.
>>122528699
I recognize it but I don't remember the namerich otaku brother keeps slamming down dough and she keeps taking his dick for it until she becomes a slave to it
>>122529397
She's 9 years older than me and married with kids.
>>122530057
Bully her kids.
>>122530057
She sounds like perfect bullying material.
>imoutos birhtday coming
>make notepad doc "Bday gifts"
>leave on desktop
>go to college
>come home, relax eating and tv
>receive punch to back of the head
>was imouto
>"asshole" before she goes to room
>doc read: "Lock for my door so Veronica will stop using my fucking computer."
That was fun.
>>122528733
typical sibling behavior
What, no wincest stories?
>>122530125
But they're cute innocent toddlers
>>122526590
his breasts are bigger than hers
>>122529995
yes, we are going sightseeing, eat good food and have a general good time. i wouldnt destroy our relationship with touching her inappropriately, even though i would really like to touch her breasts. one time it was really close for me already.
>>122530477
She wants it man. That's all I'm going to say.
>>122530311
Bully their mother. Blackmail her with compromising photos or something. I've read enough of those lewd Taiwanese funny pages to know this is a foolproof plan.
Obligatory:
>>122528982
>Where can I get a sister?
Maybe if you're extra good, Santa will bring you one for Christmas!
>>122530607
never fails to make me laugh, using anime oreimo as a base for your confession is doomed for failure
>>122530607
It's his own fault for ignoring /a/'s sage counsel and half-assing his confession. /a/ did nothing wrong.
My imouto sometimes asks for money to buy songs on itunes. I don't like giving other people money so of course Ilet her have the money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIogtx_TfaM&t=2m50s
>>122529042
NO.
Do NOT do this.
There's a difference between ageplay and "littles." Just get your rocks off to spoilerfagging anons.
>>122528810
True advice for any blood relationship.
>>122529042
That site makes no sense.
> People putting nudes and sexually explicit situations on the front page.
> Arcane lookups for your own area.
> Poorly designed.
> Lots of crazies.
It's basically a shittier, more pornographic Facebook for fetishes, which is an utterly insane idea in the first place.
>>122530191
I love doing shit like this, though if my sister hits me I just pick her up and hold her upside down by the ankles.
Only child master race reporting in.
Eat shit sisterfags.
>>122531030
Make sure you're grabbing by the fibula and tibia only, and not the foot.
>>122526590
bless emua
>>122530057
Why did you allow your nee san to breed outside the family?
Don't you want to give birth to a Nanaya Shiki?
>>122531083
sorry meant EBA
>>122531076
Of course, torn ligaments on a middle-school basketball player are a no-no.
>>122531042
>tfw 3 brothers and 3 sisters
>>122531042
>tfw no one to play mario kart with
>>122526590You wouldntfuckyour imouto, would you?
>>122531196
I have an oneesan. She has no romantic sense, and I doubt she even masturbates. She's a Christmas cake researcher now too.
Tall DFC with a teenager's sense of fashion. She still wears goddamn graphic T's.
>>122531196
>>122528982
go impregnate your mother.
Unless your mom is dead, in which case i sorry
Otoutos are superior imoutos. Futa nee-sans are superior onii-chans.
>>122531264
And what manga did she escape from?
>>122526590
>Show dem imouto's some love
But doesn't she need money?
>>122531364
>futa
>superior to anything
you're a hair away from being a faggot, buddy
>>122526590
sauce you stupid fuck, google ain't giving me shit
>>122531298
sauce
>>122531403
I'm way past that line, mate.
>>122531364>OtoutosIm not going back down that road again.
>>122531403
I remember when I was a pleb as well.
My imouto gets nothing because she still owes me $700 from the last two times I loaned her money. She gets fucking nothing ever again until I am paid back.
>>122531004
That's the whole point. It's a place to organize munches, as they call it. You're probably looking for flist.
>>122531414
Tags: sister, incest, bbm, englishnigger
>>122531424
Don't bother. It's shit.
>>122526590
Why would I have any money stupid imouto?
>>122531382
My own life. I swear, she looks and acts the exact same as she was ten years ago.
>>122530607
>that first reply
absolutely perfect
>>122531516
I don't care. I want it.
>>122531506
>>122531566
heh
https://hitomi.la/galleries/794264.html
>>122531436
Sounds like my otouto.
Though he only owes me about $200.
>>122531264
If only she had tits. Introduce me, anyway.
>>122531557
pics with eyes cropped for safety
>>122530704
man I love that series
>glasses girl loves MC
>doesn't have the balls to confess
>friend goes "fuck this shit" and announces to MC for her
bro
Please remember to give your okasan something nice for Mother's Day.
>>122531725
I don't even know what day that is.
>>122531725
お断りします
>>122531751
That would be today.
>>122531085
>>122530165
>>122530125
>implying his alpha brother-in-law wouldn't beat the shit out of him
>>122531436
I swear, blood siblings are the worst kind of people to loan your money to.
My older brother owed me $500 for 6 years already with no paying back in sight.
>>122531042
Brother-only master race here
no hoes just bros
>tfw older brother got me into anime and 4chan
though I guess one of them were a bad influence on me
Daily reminder that if your sister has a bf, then you're basically getting cucked.
Imagine your precious little sister or the oneesan who was always there for you getting treated like a filthy personal fuckhole by some alpha bad-boy.
>>122531633
She borrowed $500 for something several years back, never paid me back. Then like 4 months ago she fucked her car up and needed $500 for the co-pay for her insurance or something and my mom was like "oh don't worry, I'll make sure she pays it back" and she only paid back $300 before coming up with an excuse about it being close to Christmas so she can't pay me anymore, then she moves into a new apartment and she can't pay me because her rent is expensive. Fucking bitch doesn't know the meaning of the word "borrow"
>>122531927
Sounds like your fault.
>>122531911
Jokes on you, my imouto is as much of an NEET as me.Not even fat either.
>>122531436
>>122531633
>>122531866
Thing about lending siblings money, is that it's better done as a flat-out gift (especially if you are the older sibling). Think of the way the older members in your family give money to the kids (uncles, grandparents, etc.), they may give money to the younger members, so why not you as onii-chan?
But don't lend it expecting payment. If you can't afford to give it to them as a gift, you shouldn't give it to them at all.
>>122531807
nice try almost got me
Its may something or other like her birthday
>>122532088
Do you watch animu together?
>>122532093
The first time, I was young and stupid, and expected her to pay me back. The second time, I flat out told her beforehand that I wouldn't give her anything unless she paid me back and received assurances from mom that she would. She just stopped paying me anyway. It's not like I even asked for a lump sum back, she was paying me back over time and just decided she didn't want to anymore. So I'm just done, and she gets nothing from me ever again until I she pays me back, and I made sure she knows it.
>>122532088
NEETs get boyfriends too you know?
friendly reminder before this thread gets cast into the void that you should protect and have fun with your imouto while you canbefore she becomes another woman who just spreads her legs to any man
>Not liking nee-sans
this taste. It's the taste of faggotry.
>>122532471
Im trying but she is like ehhh about it.
>>122532088
Sure it happens. Not when you have no friends and immediately come home.
>>122532874
meant to quote
>>122532535
>>122532093
I'm >>122531633
I don't really care if he ever pays me back and I don't need the money. He says he'll pay me back. Will he? I'm not counting on it but who knows. But he has a bad habit of borrowing money from everyone when he knows he doesn't have a way to pay them back. I'm hoping he gets better about this as he gets older.
>>122531725
>mfw I was born on Mother's Day
>>122532677
>teacher
>a Nee-san
You're crossing into Christmas cake territory
>>122528439
>all these "you're sick, seek help" comments
What the fuck did he do wrong? He just gave his sister a bonus
Hi guys, I'm the anon from a few days ago and I said that I wanted to drug my imouto to sleep and have my way with her.
I dun did it, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>122533580
>>122533580
Where did you get the drug?
>>122533580
Are you still a wizard as you type this? Cmon man.
>>122533580
Use that shit people use to force horses to mate
>>122533580
Someone call the imouto police
>>122533580
shit, I remember you. Sex doesn't seem that appealing without any romance if you ask me
>>122533580
>Having to drug your imouto to sleep to begin with
you've brought great shame to onii-chan's everywhere.
>>122533741
It's called maguro.
>>122533580
The real anon would post what drugs he used and in what doses.
Reminder that imouto != younger sister
>>122533741
Honestly. I'd give up sex if I could find an emotionally fulfilling relationship.
>>122533852
Even if it were with another guy?
>>122534085
Why would that matter? qt boys give the best love there is to offer.
>>122534172
I dont think there is any imaginable shortage of lonely boys ok with cuddling with other boys anon. Here least of all.
>>122534172
>>122533580
Imouto is Holy Being that you can admire but not defile.
>>122533580
Is she a nice imouto?
>>122534566
so it's ok to violate a bad imouto?
>>122534172
Boys are for loving
>>122531897
Otouto highfive
>>122534617
Little brothers are easier to teach and make him follow your steps into the NEET life watching animu and playing video games.Unless it's a tomboy little sister.
>>122534566
>Wants to fuck niggers
You tell me
