What would it be like to walk Crab home roughly?
Heaven.
>>122463228
This girl is cute. I'd hold her hand after 3 dates and tell her that she has pretty hair.
>>122463327
She'll staple the inside of your cheek. Poor Araragi gently walked his dick home right into some crazy.
>>122463327
>and tell her that she has pretty hair
Had, anon. She had pretty hair.
>>122463228
It would be extremely painful.For Araragi.
>>122463383
Shoulder-length hair a best.
>>122463461
Don't make me puke and slap you.
>>122463383
Fucking Araragi. He ruined almost every girl with his pleb fetish. The only one who still looked okay with short hair was Cat, specially Black Hanekawa too, that fluffy white hair was pure sex.
>>122463536
Fucking short hair fags.
>>122463228
this joke was stale the moment it was created.
Reminder most of the monogatari openings are shit
>>122463639
Snake a best girl and has best OPs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUyG1R_ydA
don't worry anon she grows her hair back in the last arc
>>122463799
>grows her hair back in the last arc
Like completely back? Bake length?
>>122463228
She's so perfect and best girl it's scary.
I had always thought crab was worst girl. If I had a vampire familiar that could be either a loli, a big breasted teenager or a big breasted woman, I wouldnt need another woman.
>>122463639
Reminder that this one compensates for all the shit ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIEztK_gwQ
10/10 until she turned dere.
>>122463980
Yeah, then it became 11/10.
Her outfits and hairstyle were perfect in Bakemonogatari.
>>122463999
Trips/Good Taste confirms 11/10 Senjougahara.
>>122463824
Not bake-lenght if I recall well, she ties them.
I saw a vofan-art, but I'm not completely sure it was from the last arc, if some ln-reader could enlighten us
>>122463950
This is the only good opening in the series http://youtu.be/JAOWmgeKvxE
>>122464101
>the most generic piece of pop rock
>good
>>122464101
I'm a monkeyfag but the Kanbaru OPs are terrible. Worst songs for the best girl.
Reminder that Senjougahara is LITERALLY getting cucked by Araragi.
>>122464133
Idc the rest are all whack except that kaiki one
Reposting this here since the other thread didn't answer the question. Don't read it if you don't want to be spoilered about something that wasn't revealed in the animated series yet:How come can Kaiki walk in the sun normally if he's a vampire?
>>122464101
I'm a fan of SCANDAL too, but Bee's OP is just better than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HTGOn7KVJ8
>>122464176
She has an NTR fetish so it's fine.
>>122464176
Reminder that you are mad.
Why this anime is boring shit?
>>122464314
Because your taste is of the shittiest kind and you should kill yourself.
>>122464176
With who though? Monkey's gay, he refuses to do anything to Cat, Snake creeps him out, he has other things in mind for Bat, and Snail is…
>>122463799
>>122463824
>>122464070
>>122464372
His sisters, of course.
>>122464417
Horseplay between siblings doesn't count as cheating.
>>122464417
They keep cockblocking each other though.
Is there gonna be new season this year? Just finished all this shit earlier
>>122464388
>She has apparently started to braid her hair like Hanekawa, probably because she knows damn well Hanekawa was RRRgi's ideal woman.
>>122463799
>>122463824
>>122464070
>>122464388
>>122464517
She's fucking ugly in the LN, holy shit.
>>122464517
She seriously has some Hanekawa vibes going on.
It sorta looks like she's got a chocolate necklace and the braid really screams Hanekawa.
>>122464579
>>122464540
See >>122464486
She's emulating Hanekawa because she knows that is what her man likes. She's not particularly confident in herself so she's just naturally started changing to fit his needs. She wouldn't want there to be a girl in Araragi's life that he thinks is prettier then her.
>>122464656
>She's not particularly confident in herself
Well if my boyfriend was a cheating manwhore and I was his cuck I'd start changing to fit his needs too.
>>122464656
>She's not particularly confident in herself
Isn't she considered to be beautiful in their universe?
>>122464540
>hi im edgyfag
>>122464697
How was that edgy?
>>122463580
> butthurt over walking home
You weren't the original poster, were you?
>>122464224
You're a retard.
>>122464656
Cold Sisters Rule!
>>122464682
She's also a complete social retard bro. She had to stay away from people for a good chunk of her teenage life to hide the weightlessness curse.
Even if she is prettier then Hanekawa she's no doubt going to feel inferior because it's just a matter of fact that Araragi happens to like women like Hanekawa. Hence Senjougahara's little changes over time.
>>122464677
He's openly lewd but I think he's managed to dodge the bullet on the cheating thing. Unless the situation with Shinobu counts.
>>122464682
Tell her that. You don't have much experience with insecure beauties, do you?
>>122464677
>Hitagi is the only character Araragi mates with
>he is a cheating manwhore
>>122464816
>>122464787
But Crab isn't even that flat. What does Araragi even think about Gahara? Looks wise.
>>122464816
>it's okay if it's just kissing and molesting
He literally wanted to hang out with Hanekawa on Valentine's Day lmao. He doesn't give a shit about Cuckhara.
>>122463639
Faggot, only the snail OPs can be considered shit.
>>122464787
> What Crab did with Cat isn't cheating because it's girl on girl.
They're both huge perverts. That's one of the things I love about them.
>>122464860
Learn to circumstance, fool.
>>122464850
He likes her enough to be fucking her.
>>122464898
The fuck is happening there?
>>122464946
And to live with her.
And put up with her crazy shit.
>>122464953
Crab is snuggling Cat, obviously. Not sexual at all.
>>122464372
Monkey already took his anal virginity in Nise, anon.
>>122464850
He's in love with her so you can probably guess that he's pleased enough. That isn't the point though. Senjougahara is simply insecure and knows that Araragi is sexually attracted to women like Hanekawa. So she's trying to match what gets his rocks off so he will spend more time looking at her.
Senjougahara and Hanekawa have a complicated relationship as well. Senjougahara seemed pretty sexually aggressive towards Hanekawa. I think you could even assume they've had awkward, jealous sex.
>>122463536
And monkey. He fixed monkey from her urges to wear twintails.
>>122463228
Fucking a girl in kneesocks.
KNEESOCKS.
>>122464388
Why is she lying like that?
>>122465031
>fixed
>posts a pic of her with the shitty dyke hair
No.
She looks best with the shoulder-length hairstyle or the ponytail.
>>122464953
Depends.
Blue Pill: Senjougahara is trying to get some more Hanekawa
Red Pill: Nothing. Just some erotic fanservice in a platonic situation.
>>122465029
> Those naked bodies.
> Those suggestive hand gestures.
Threesome needs to happen. Cold Sisters vs Araragi. It'll help him get over his sisters.
>>122465096
Because artist thought it looks cute. I'm tempted to agree.
>>122464540
vofan is only good at lolis and nothing else. paedo artist forever.
>>122465096
Maybe her butt hurts.
>>122465109
>implying short hair monkey isn't cute.
Shoulder length and ponytail are great but short is fine too.
Only twintails is terrible.
>>122465116
There are very few men alive who could survive that experience, methinks.
>>122465115
It goes down in the LNs too. The series is very true to the books. All this "Fanservice" is literally in the books.
>>122465166
I would just love to hear them argue over who gets Araragi's cum in their butt.
>>122465164
She looks too much like a stereotypical dyke with hair that short. She's already a fujoshit/lesbian, let's try not to stretch it that far.
>>122465146
from what?
>>122465237
You know...
Shinobu's probably had to put up with some really weird shit living in RRRgi's shadow.
That has to be awful. Being third wheel in listening distance of hot, rough sex.
>>122465254
Yeah, or maybe you should take that stick out of your ass and shove it down your throat
>>122465202
I'm just talking about this specific picture in general.
From the way Senjougahara is positioned, she looks like she's sleeping so unless she's so pro at being a molester she can do it in her sleep, it's just erotic fanservice without any need to look deeper into it.
>>122465254
She is a stereotypical dyke though.
>>122465267
>>122465166
Shinobu would help him make it happen.
>>122465267
>>122465306
Oh I got you! I don't think this is official artwork.
It was cute seeing Hitagi get all worked up about Hanekawa thinking she wanted to fuck her.
How come all her doujin are over stylized crap?
>>122465345
Get that vampire stamina.
No wonder Crab is so dere now. Probably got fucked 5 hours straight.
Threesome really needs to happen. Obviously the whole series is a setup for Threesomonogatari. Pic related.
>>122465376
If she wants to fuck Gahara in her bid to eventually move up to Arararararagi, then she has my full support.
>>122465376
Yeah man, that part of Neko white was actually quite good.
Not the best part but still pretty memorable.
>>122465376
>hair_blow_talk.gif
What an erotic sounding filename.
>>122465445
>Get that vampire stamina.What the fuck did I explicitly tell you not to do?
>>122465453
The Cold Sisters should do this. I mean, they're already willing to die together and they've already rubbed each other while naked.
>>122463228
It would be very painful 2u.
>>122465059
What!
>>122465501
Yozuru should join in on the fun too. I'm sure she could come up with some crazy positions while trying not to touch the floor.
>>122465501
Haha, Araragi becomes full Oddity in the name of sex. Hey, you got to have priorities.
>>122465563
This would be amazing.
I've never wanted a girl to stand on my erect dick before, but if she's trying to avoid the lava, she can be my guest.
>>122465563
Yozuru wouldn't go for a guy like Araragi, his harem bullshit doesn't work on her.
Also she's already fisted him, I think their relationship is over.
>>122465583
He did mention in Tsuki if there was ever a point he needed to go full vampire, it would be for Hanekawa and Senjougahara.
>>122465583
But there's nothing odd with wanting to have sex with the Cold Sisters.
>>122465633
>He did mention in Tsuki if there was ever a point he needed to go full vampire, it would be for Hanekawa and Senjougahara.
This is obviously the prelude to Threesomonogatari. I feel it.
>>122465692
Araragi would never have the balls. Harem Master: Hitagi Senjougahara would have to be the one to initiate it and I seriously doubt she would consider giving herself such harsh competition.What a shit world we live in.
>>122465762
True, true.
I really can't wait forHitagi Rendezvous. It's going to be a miracle of the universe.
>>122465807
I can't wait for Zoku. There are people who don't seem to like the concept of a fanservice chapter but I'm 100% for it in this case.
>>122465621
holy shit my dick
>>122465762
That's why Hanekawa needs to take the initiative, seduce Gahara, and make it happen.
>>122464898
>Face up shirt
Okay, that's dumb.
>Pants pulled down
For what purpose.
>>122465904
Damn it Hanekawa, get yo shit together, son.
>>122465986
I believe in her.
I also believe in her incredible ass.
>>122466103
holy fuck this gif is awful
>>122466103
Her ass is a 6/10
>>122466223
Okay mr expert, let's see your rate all the gatari asses.
>>122466103
That is one fine ass
>>122466259
Nah I'm good. I've stated my opinion on Hanekawa's ass. It was average, not fantastic but not terrible.
I fucking love these type of skirts.
>>122466433
it's a nice ass.
>>122466433
She's got the kitty titties though. A 10/10 ass is not required.
>>122466452
Pleated? Short? Khaki?
On crustaceans?
crab>phoenix=bee>cat=bat=monkey>snake
dont forget to vote
http://strawpoll.me/3861120
>>122466497
It is indeed nice but not outstanding.
>>122466511
Her tits aren't even her best part. It's her hips and waist man.
Everyone else in the series is basically missing the curves so Hanekawa has to single-handedly hold up the quota.
It's all lolis. middle-schoolers and slender-types.
>>122466543
>votebots voting on the most retarded polls
Are just programmed to ruin every fucking poll?
For what reason?
>>122466602they want to cause anarchy
>>122466596
>missing curves
>>122465292
They also allegedly share sensation, or at least emotion (ie she can't sleep well if he's super stressed).
>>122466645
By Kanbaru's own words she's a slender-type.
However, I will concede the point, I forgot about that scene which is ironic since I took that screenshot.
dere crab so cute!
>>122466731
I mean we see her in Hana from her own, insecure, perspective and she still has that ass.
I mean Araragi-vision might not be entirely accurate either but even halfway between hana and nise ass is amazing.
>>122466795
It's not about the ass, man. It's about the hips and waist.
Monogatari is a series greatly lacking in them. Though Kiss-shot is sufficient in that area. Can't remember if Adult Snail is though.
hey guys i just masturbated to Senjougahara
>>122467014
To what picture?
>>122467051
I'm proud of you anon
>>122466908
Yes, that's the whole point of the ass, the ratio to the hips. I mean there is also shape, suppleness and a bunch of other things as well.
And Monkey has it.
Teen bat is best bat
This is a fact
>>122467091
Why?
>>122467108
Teen bat isn't even the best teen.
>>122467091
>>122467014
>>122467143
oops I got mixed up
>>122467108
>manface bat is best
kek la kek
>>122467170
her fucking voice tho
>>122464101
This one is so good, especially the last part where Crab cuts Monkey in half with the scissors while all the lilies fall apart.
Then again, maybe there are too many lilies in the second half. We get it, she's gay.
>there is no sex scene of Senjougahara and Marararararagi
>>122464656
Even Shinobu tries to emulate Hanekawa in Kabuki. They all know who Araragi's ideal is.
>>122467339
Misread that as Mamaragi. Now I feel sad.
>>122467382
Senjougahara and Mamaragi fucking would spell the end of the series, because nothing could top that.
>>122467434
I could think of a couple of scenes but Mamaragi/Senjougahara is pretty fucking tops.
Dadaragi must be 10/10 those genetics are strong. He is a cop after all.
>>122467603
Paparagi is obviously the kind of guy who spends all day at the office just getting high fives and donuts as he tells the precinct about how he taps Mamaragi.
>>122467656
>>122467051
to the Valhallagatari doujinshi
I wonder how often Araragi gets off to the fact that Shinobu can feel his orgasms.
>>122468279
and then he orgasms again and creates an infinite loop
>>122468279
How can you even knowingly masturbate when you have a loli watching and feeling you?
>>122464898
I can see them together if Hanekawa would be able to engage her sexual desires like ever.
She just pushes them down. I doubt she has masturbated in her life. Crab wanted her but Cat shuts down from accessing her sexuality.
When she finally does try and access it (bringing Kaiki back to her hotel room when they are talking) Kaiki shuts her down immediately. She looks for love in all the wrong places, even after Araragi. She's learned nothing, when she could have stolen some moments with crab.
>>122468396
You enjoy the power you have over her. It's hard to feel embarrassed when you're bullying someone else with your dick.
>>122468571
>Cat brought Kaiki to her hotel room to fuck him
what the fuck are you even saying
I hope Crab wins in the end, loli vampire and cat can fuck off and die
>>122468584
the erection is real
>>122468382
>Perpetual Orgasm Machine
>>122468642
Watch Hitagi end. She takes him back to the hotel room to talk and tries to have him stay a bit longer, but he senses a trick so he leaves.
Every girl has a nickname so what do we call Sodachi? Peacock? Math?
>>122468737
And you immediately assumed it was something sexual?
>>122468761
We call Sodachi "Sodachi" because no-one talks about her.
When her show comes out, I'd vote for Peacock because it's an animal.
>>122468778
either everyone gets walked home gently or everything is a metaphor for wild sex.
There is no middle ground.
>>122468705
Most people separate trash talking a character and letting everyone know about their boner for the same character into different posts.
>>122468846
Shinobu is a leeching bitch who is playing upon Araragi's emotions purely for her own survival, that has no bearing on the fuckability of her
>>122468823
What about this scene? Does Hanekawa want to have wild sex or get walked hom-
>>122468761
She wanted to be nicknamed Euler, after the great mathematician, but her classmates called her How Much.
>>122467261
Ryougi pls.
>>122468914
Hanekawa wants to fuck everyone.
>>122468914
Cat is threatened by monkey's monkey sense.
But she actually wan't to be walked roughly home.
>>122468737
>implying Hanekawa wants to choke on a dick other than Araragi's
>>122469045
She truly is an unstoppable sex kitten.
>>122469048
You can't mean!? She wants to challenge Kanbaru to a running race?!
I have noticed that these threads get much more activity during the Euro timezone.
Any reason why Amerilards aren't very interested in this series?
>>122469098
>implying monogatari's sexual stage is linear and not a tangled web of perversion, incest, and lolicon.
>>122468905
>leeching
Araragi very forcefully volunteered to be leeched off of, so can't see him as being to horribly taken advantage of. He's also getting a pretty sweet deal of his own.
>>122469157
Would Hanekawa fuck Uncle Phil?
>>122469122
Yeah a race to see who can cum first.
>>122469157
I am an Amerilard and very much a gigantic Monogatarifag.
>>122469262
Hanekawa can beat Kanbaru in a race!?
birdfag reporting in
bird is best girl
>>122469352
Kaiki teaches her the Kaiki Stride that night in her hotel room.
>>122469363
>bird
???
You sure you don't mean Phoenix, anon?
>>122469363
My nigga.
crab best girl. I wish they would have given her much more screen time. I rate bake 10/10 but everything onwards was worse
>>122469395
I don't know why everyone doesn't attempt to learn the Kaiki Stride. It's amazing.
>>122469352
Well she cat try.
>>122469430
phoenixs are birds and bird rolls off the tongue better. pardon my laziness
>>122469506
I swear I did not even mean to make that typo.
>>122469489
>>122469395
>>122469430
Tsukihi is bird, deal with it.
>>122469489
It's literally impossible to lose when you use the Kaiki Stride.
>>122469506
>>122469560
You might sayyou bit your tongue?
>>122469620
I certainly did not do it on purpose.
>>122469561
You just know he's thinking to himself.
"Stop bringing this easy mode weak stuff, Legacy of Gaen."
>>122469607
What about if two people use it against each-other in a race?
>>122469620
I almost fucking cackled at work
>>122469690
Lets be real, I don't think anyone could handle the Kaiki Stride other than the man himself.
>>122469690
In the LNs the mall was crowded and Kaiki could navigate between people better.
>>122469660
IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE!?
>>122469718
You should have cackled. Fuck the customers.
>>122469740
Too much strain on the body? It's a dangerous technique forbidden by the gods themselves!
>>122469758
And? Kanbaru still lost, she admitted defeat which means she loses.
>>122469810
kamimamita
>>122469947
A love bite?!
>>122468055
The best.
>>122467102
Best girl. I'd smother myself in dat ass.
>>122470154
watching monkey plow crab was very cathartic for me.
>>122466908
mamaragi has the best curves in the show
>>122470623
>>122470623
And think about that for a moment.
In a series full of girls, there are basically zero mature girls.
Kiss-shot is basically non-existent most of the time, Adult Snail is from Route X, Gaen is slender and Yozuru basically gets no screentime.
There's not enough curvy, onee-san/cakes.
I wonder what a blowjob from crab would be like.
>>122470717
makes me wonder why little girls are so popular in anime, mature women have way more finer qualities
>>122470867
Not sure, man. It's probably something like "The purer something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it" but I couldn't say for certain.
I'm sure every lolicon has different reasons for being a lolicon.
Though I do agree, the mature women are the better of the two but that's just my personal opinion.
>>122470700
She has such luxurious hair and delicious thighs.
>>122470867
>>122470947
Japan likes lolis, they don't cater to what western gaijins want.
>>122471176
We know Japan likes lolis, we're trying to get to the bottom of the reasoning.
Why does Japan like lolis?
Tis a question which has plagued mankind time immemorial.
>>122470154
why censored tho?
>>122470700
I want her to run her thick ahoge across my dick
>>122471389
cause this is a sfw board retard.
>>122471389
You can't post those kinds of things on a Christian image board.
>>122469758
Nope, he simply ran past her
>>122472372
Why show her tits if you aren't going to draw the damn nipples. Fucking SHAFT.
>>122472698
Because then you can't post them on a SFW Christian Image Board!
>>122473123
Who tied her up?
>>122463228
Why would I care about some Crap?
