Would you let her bite your finger?
My eleventh finger.
>>122443142
What is that supposed to mean?
>>122443142
wow, am i in high schoool again?
I don't guarantee it'll be clean but okay.
I'd be too busy pumping that loli pussy to think about all of that foreplay.
I just scratched my ass though.
>mfw she licks the poopoo fingy
>>122442940
No she's clapped
>>122442940
Yeah. I mean she already bit myheart
It'd probably hurt. I mean she broke Arararagi's finger.
>>122444616
Worth it.
>>122444732
Totally.
I can bite my own finger just fine
>>122442940
Who is in charge of these Monogatari threads? I knew I would find one. But I had to look through the whole fucking catalog. No putting Monogatari in the title or anything. In fact, I can't acknowledge this as a Monogatari thread. This is simply a 'bite my finger' thread.
>>122446185
There's no one in charge of threads? I find it a nice surprise when you find a monogatari thread. There doesn't need to be any order.
>>122446559
Why is araragi sisters so slutty
>>122446605
Well probably because shaft had freedom with their interactions with araragi or maybe because Nisio wrote them that way. Or both.
>>122446185
Honestly I find generals pretty boring most of the time, best be creative.
>>122446559
>There's no one in charge of threads?
I know this isn't /lit/, but I cannot stand by silently any longer. This is not how you use a question mark, you illiterate fuck.
Are you asking that anon if there is anyone that is in charge of the thread? No? Well then stop bastardizing the punctuation mark reserved for inquiry you grade school level, simple minded piece of fucking human filth.
>>122446689
I was using it to show that it was an unsure response.
>>122446689
I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna fuck you.
>>122446668
Welp fuk nisemonogatari only good thing about it was shinbou started talking and kaiki introduction
>>122446781
They also introduced balance bitch and blue haired loli.
>>122446689
The question mark can be used to express uncertainty, and that's obviously why anon used it in that case.
>>122446689
I'm at a loss for words.
>>122446689
>that /lit/ autism
I fucking love 4chan sometimes.
>>122446739
Then write, "There's no one in charge of threads, is there?"
>>122446746
Please do sexy man.
>>122447005
>The question mark can be used to express uncertainty
Yes, in the form of a question. The anon was not asking a question, so his sentence must either be reworked (as I've shown above), or punctuated differently. I understand the reasoning behind his usage of the mark, but it is an improper usage.
>>122447060
>>122447107
Enough is enough. We must present ourselves as educated little girls.
>>122443688
Ch- check 'em!
>>122442940
I'm not horny for snails.
>>122447175
This can't be accurate. All snails are hermaphrodites.
>>122447141
In speech its perfectly acceptable to use an inquiring inflection when expressing confusion or uncertainty when it's not in a question. It's also acceptable to speak in fragments.
Since I'm not writing an essay you can go fuck yourself in the ass with a 1000 page novel.
So when we getting that new season
>>122447271
>all snails
>hermaphrodites
>>122447329
But we're not orating. We're communicating in text. So you should conform to the conventions of formal prose.
>>122447382
I hope they do final season as a series instead of doing it in segments as they did for Hana and Tsuki.
>>122447382
Sometime this year. Snow White and the Seven Sluts has the whole novel series greenlit by shaft. They're adapting all of them.
>>122447426
Formal prose can suck my compulsory educated cock.
>>122443498
No, and you never will be anon.
>>122447407
I didn't make their DNA. I just report the facts. Now bend over for her cute little dick.
>>122447426
I like to be conversational if I don't need to be super specific. Everyone sucked Mark Twain's dick for it so I don't see why an imageboard for chinese cartoons should be held to a higher standard.
Shaft can't handle animating that much in a single go. They'll fuck half of it up like they did in SS.
Why are all of the openings in this series so shit except the 3rd one in bakemonogatari
>>122443263
You know.
>>122447614
Is that Ambivalent World?
My personal favorite Monogatari OP as well.
>>122447614
I'm afraid you have a severe case of shit taste. If you head to a doctor right now they might be able to put it in remission before it becomes terminal.
>>122447614
I don't think I've ever seen anyone shit talk the monogatari OPs.
>>122447601
Fair enough. It just irks me to see blatant misuse of punctuation.
They did very well on Second Season. But then again, they did take breaks for recaps.
>>122447715
Lmfao forreal they're all garbage to me except that 3rd in baka
>>122447614
It's because you have shit taste.
>>122447685
Sorry but most of them are whack
>>122447732
They botched the middle of the season. Otori was a snake arc so I'm not complaining there and they managed to fix up Oni to be passable in the BDs. However, Kabuki is still fucked. It had the potential to be the best arc in the season but Shaft rushed through the plot and ignored most of the characterization and banter which is the real meat of the series.
>>122447884
I bet you hated summer vacation and Christmas break when you were a kid, too.
>>122447826
>lmfao
>forreal
>>122447902
I liked the middle arcs, but they were definitely the weakest. Oni and Koi are easily two of my favorite arcs in the whole series, though. So maybe they made up for the "good" center arcs.
>>122447884
>refusing treatment
RIP in peace anon. I'll never forget you.
>>122447902
>Kabuki is still fucked. It had the potential to be the best arc in the season but Shaft rushed through the plot
This exactly.
They also fixed up Otori very nicelyfor anyone who actually cares about the snake arc. However, Kabuki needed to be about 1 episode longer.
>>122447954
He may have shit taste, but that is just unholy.
