How do I get Esdese-senpai to notice me?
I want Esdese sama to step on me.
Join the revolution.
>all these SAO, FT, AGK threads
Someone's really bored.
>>122415581
1 look young
2 have lots of potential power
3 be born outside the city
4 have a soulstealing smile
Survival of the fittest, kill all men and she will have to notice you.
>>122416228
this
>>122415581
You kill many as you can.
>>122416228
>Joining a bunch of terrorists
Think I pass.
>>122417264
Right, I would join Esdese-samas side and fight with her.
>>122417286
>Join Esdese-sama's side
>Love her tenderly and get loved tenderly
>Convince her to overthrow the PM and install me in his place
>Create peace and prosperity in the Empire and seek to eliminate corruption
>Start lots of wars with impoverished neighbors to keep Esdeath happy
>Never conquer them, just make really unfair peace treaties that make sure they're pissed and want to wage war again
I'm happy, the empire's happy and Esdeath is happy. Our neighbors are fucked, but fuck them.
>>122417334
You would get to shower and sleep with her every day.
Pure bliss.
>>122417286
>"You should cut your hairs, stupid bitch-sama"
>>122418108
Gayest fag on /a/ right now.
>>122418315
No, it's too long.
>>122415581
>Impregnate Esdeath
>Tell her some bullshit about having to fight some crazy Emperor somewhere far away.
>Tell her she can't come because she can't give birth to and raise a child in a shithole.
>Tell her I'm doing this all for her and our child.
>Hook up with Mine and never come back.
>>122418394
It's fine unlike Akames.
>>122418406
Why pick Mein when you can have glorious Esdese?
>>122415581
Be a fag
>>122418449
>Why pick Mein when you can have glorious Esdese?
Simple, because NTR'ing Esdese sounds funny as fuck, I mean, think about it?
>>122418623
>ntring a pure maiden that truly loves you
>fun
No.
>>122418771
Only for my amusement. The thought of Esdese being all depressed and shit while I'm fucking Mein gets me rock hard.
Don't you have a sense of humor?
>>122418931
The thought of even touching Meins joyless body is just absurd.
>>122419031
Think about this for a second, you're married to fucking Seryu and suddenly, you have the opportunity to ditch her for another girl.
Its the same thing. Mein is irrelevant, the point is NTR'ing Esdese.
>>122419143
But when Esdese is all doki doki for you she's the best possible pick.
>ditch her for an inferior girl to get a good feeling for a few days
Fucking stupid.
>>122419242
But when she's all doki doki is the best time to NTR her.
Hell, doesn't have to me Mein, could be Akame for all I care.
>>122418406
>>122418623
>>122418931
>>122419371
Wow, TOR really turned you into a dick, Revan.
>>122419452
What's in your pic?
>>122419601
I don't know, I just pulled it from /m/.
>Esdeathfags
Ignore Thread, Hide Thread, Report Thread.
>>122419031
Are you a faggot?
This is the best moment to do it, you can go from ass to mouth without a complain while seeing her lifeless smile.
Never stick your dick in crazy, /a/
It will never work out
>>122419861
I meant joyless as in no tits, not vegetable form.
>>122415581
Being a total beta.
>>122415581
fuck she had so much wasted potential in the anime. I'm only a couple chapters deep in the manga, but my dick made me finish the awful anime just to see her dominate, which she only does a couple times
>>122419908
She has, it's just that the rest of the cast are titty monsters.
>>122419908
She has the best legs.
>>122415581
Why would you want utter scum to notice you?
>>122420055
My taste isn't shit.
>>122419452
I believe I have made my point, NTR'ing Esdese just for the sake of it is funny as fuck.
>>122420137
You're an Esdeathfags. The lowest of low the only thing you have to back you up are even lower Tripfags like Lelouch that also like her.
>>122420188
>an Esdeathfags
>fags
>>122420188
While you should pick a Book the core message is sadly true.
>>122415581
Nah better question. If you were Akame and you were about to kill Esdeath, what would be your finisher words?
>>122420758
It wasiceto meet you.
>>122420758
Akame used to be the most attractive in my opinion but it has changed. I don't even care about her anymore.
>>122419863
Esdeath is fine though. She will go to extreme lengths to keep you safe.
>>122420188
You faggots have gotten far worse lately. Even the shittier Esdeathfags aren't as bad.
>>122415581
Esdese is love.
Esdese is life.
>>122419143
At least you should NTR with based Leone.
>>122424230
Leone is the true slut of the main cast.
>>122415581
Defeat her minions right in front of her, that may impress her.
>>122415581
Become a shota
>>122426903
Aren't they dead?
>>122428384
There's still Wave... no wait, he's a professional jobber. Nevermind.
>>122420758
SOME MOTHER FUCKERS ARE ALWAYS TRYIN TO ICE SKATE UP HILL
