Yaaaaay.
Wow!
>>122001938
What's in her hat?
>>122002183
Stardust and the wishes of young children.
>>122002606
Metroid?
>>122002183
The sins and dreams of men.
Devil
Did
Nothing
Wrong.
>>122002183
An upside down bowl of rice, for snacking and keeping her head warm.
>>122002756
She stole my Monkey Penis.
I was a Sex God, and now I'm reduced to posting on 4chan.
>>122002183
Her battery compartment. she'd be very embarrassed if t were exposed, I said with a posed look.
>>122002914
Is it a sexual act to charge her battery?
Because I would charge her battery...with my electric penis.
>>122003083
You're going to need to stick some other appendage in her...to complete the circuit, of course.
>>122001938
>that undeveloped ass and pussy
>>122003147
I wonder how many amperes equate to a finger...
obviously Gaen hit it before anyone else could.
>>122003373
Puffy. Everywhere...
No ass can compare.
>>122002183
A Whopper.
Damnit. Why does the site of this young ass make me so hungry?
>>122002822
>tumblr
>>122002822
Is that uncooked rice?
>>122004474
She steams it with her butt.
>>122004715
>>122004807
Oh no tripfag, you're taking it like a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>122004807
That's not how butts work, anon.
>>122004854
You ever watched a Shikigami butt in action?
I didn't think so.
>>122004845
Yah, you know, I had a few drinks, there may or may not have been an accident... thankfully no one got pregnant so it's all good.
>>122005102
I watched death note, so I'm pretty experienced in Shikigami.
>>122005174
That's Shinigami.
>>122004807
>girl can steam rice with her butt.
And I can marry this kind of woman when?
>>122001955
>>122002047
>>122005709
Time to start your own oddity research circlejerk.
>>122003452
reverse image search is giving me nothing!!! SOS SOS I NEED SOURCE WHO DREW THIS FUCKING THING
As an avid ass image collector, I'm ashamed to have missed such a wonderful image.
>>122008028
Its an artist cg set. Check the panda.
>>122001938
Stop /a/ I'm starting to have fantasies
fav hayamin role
>>122001938
> no tumblr
>>122003452
>Monkey
>Not best ass
>Karen isn't second-best everything
Someone fucked up
>>122002303
what does it say
>>122001938
I want to fuck dolls butt.
>>122010204
I'm more surprised that Crab have a ass fatter than Cat.
Not sure why people would like Doll over Yozuru. Yozuru is infinitely more interesting and badass.
>>122003452
>do iqdb search
>1 result found @ konachan
>http/1.1 418
>go to website and
>search tags
>image not there
>go to exhentai
>4 cgi galleries with bakemonogatari
>it's not there either
FUCK ME
>>122013692
What are you talking about? Yozuro and Doll come in the same package.
>>122013716
It's netorare, now it's easier to find.
>>122013734
Only because poor Teori got kicked out.
Also even Doll knows they aren't always a pair even if they are a two-man cell.
>>122002183
A boiled turd
>>122013692
They're both shit.Gaen-senpai is love, Gaen-senpai is life.
>>122002183
her soul
>>122001938
Tell me about the vulva, why is it so puffy?
>>122013461
Yep, crab's ass is notoriously flat.
>>122014739
Flat or fat?
>>122001938
I really need to get around to watching this.
>>122014975
flat
>>122013716
You suck at this, I found it on the panda right away. And now looking at it again I see exactly where you fucked up, so you're also an idiot to boot.And its also not even that good.
>>122015707
Thought so.
When ismemesub?
>>122013692
I love Ryoko Shiraishibut I fucking hate kansai-ben. It's so fucking irritating.
Sexiest Monogatari!
>>122016156
we know you're a lolicon faggot.
>>122014089
All the exorcists are good. Don't get me wrong, I like Gaen more than Yozuru but Yozuru is pretty high tier.
>>122016108
I dunno, I enjoy it. Though I don't really actively recall any of Shiraishi's other roles except Disco Bitch from Samurai Warriors 4.
yay
>>122001938
When do we see that she's wearing stockings? I always thought she wore tights, but I haven't really kept up to date ever since the end of the Phoenix arc.
>>122016182
You're a faggot, m8.
>>122016372
In Tsuki
http://a.pomf.se/aczydt.mp4
>>122016602
>wow
>>122016681
Is that the boss?
>>122016156
Do you have to have shit taste at everything?
>>122017284
My favorite Monogatari is Snail. Is that shit taste?
>>122017361
As long as it's notSnake, you can't go wrong with any of the girls. Cat is a bit boring, but that's just in comparison to the rest of the cast; she'd carry the show in a lot of other anime.
>>122017528
I really like Cat after reading Neko White. It adds a lot to her character.
if your favourite girl is neither bee nor firebird, your taste certainly isn't top notch
>>122017567
>>122017528
I like her with her long hair because she's stupid sexy.
>>122017611
But I want crazy modo Snake to dominate me.
>>122017611
Sorry that not everyone shares your imouto fetish and decides their favorite character with their dick.
>>122017758
you are implying a lot here.
their characters are head over heels above any others
the fanservice is just the icing on the cake
>>122017611
But anon, that isn't Bat.
>>122018026
scatfags are the worst
Best girl, I think, was Snail.
Not romantically or lewdly or anything like that, but simply that I enjoyed her screentime the most out of all the girls.
>>122017876
>bee
>idiot
>hothead
>annoying holy-than-thou mentality
>bird
>temperamental
>jealous
Also
>head over heels above
I can see why you like bee, you're just as stupid as she is.
>>122018113
how can you not like bee
>>122018150
I don't dislike her but saying she has a better personality than all the other girls is downright false.
>>122018225
how so
she is likeable, honest, diligent, has a good heart,
that already makes her better than most
>>122018113
Actually, Bird is literally the only character who's true to herself.
>>122018309
Not that anon but just her positive traits don't leave her as a well-rounded character.
>>122018309
>likable
That's not a character trait, that's your opinion.
She's not really diligent either, she's just obsessed with her own idea of justice.
I didn't say she was the worst but snail monkey and bat(sometimes) have more agreeable personalities.
>>122018364
And?
>>122018377
negative traits make a human a person.
if she was perfect, she wasn't likeable, but all her flaws are perfect
you understand what I mean?
>>122018309
She's one of those annoying cunts who always has to have the moral high ground in everything, plus she's dumb as a sack of bricks. At least Tsukihi doesn't have to be holier than thou, is quick on the uptake, and thinks before she does something too stupid.
>>122001938
>mods allow this on the front page for 15 hours
>>122018502
That's perfect. Ammoral cunts are the worst and intelligence is unecessary for a house maid.
>>122018478
I don't follow. Are you trying to say that Karen's flaws make her perfect or that her specific set of flaws are perfect flaws.
>>122018629
her flaws and positive traits make a great mix, thats what I'm saying.
>>122018517
>muh christian imageboard
>>122018517
It's not breaking any rules so why wouldn't they?
>>122018621
Tsukihi isn't amoral, she steps in when she thinks something really is wrong. However, she doesn't decide that she's the arbiter of justice and claim that everything she dislikes is morally wrong like some tumblr landwhale.
>>122018677
Oh then yeah nah. Karen's flaws are really non-flaws.
She's reckless and idiotic but all that makes her is a Battle Shonen protagonist.
However that's just my personal opinion and I don't really find those to be particularly impressive flaws a character has to struggle against.
>>122018743
Some offtopic circlejerk thread they were in got deleted. Now they're going around to other threads and trying desperately to prove to themselves that they're being persecuted.
>>122017758
How could you like any of the other personalities? The psychopath, the sex addict, the quiet know it all bitch?
![[HorribleSubs] Tsukimonogatari - (01-04) [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.08.08_[2015.01.01_02.26.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GJH4ldh.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tsukimonogatari - (01-04) [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.08.08_[2015.01.01_02.26.59].jpg")
>>122017758
>decides their favorite character with their dick.
It's a coordinated effort! Just like birds and bees coordinate to by each having half of the traits that a best girl should have.
>>122018942
You've got a couple of loli-mentors who are pretty cool, an amusing doll, some eccentric exorcists, and "sex-addict" is nowhere near an accurate description of Kanbaru, because she's really all talk when it comes to that.
>>122019175
>Just like birds and bees coordinate to by each having half of the traits that a best girl should have.
So basically if you want an imouto best girl, you have to have both Bird and Bee at the same time because neither is sufficient alone?
>>122019275
Monkey just doesn't really have much to offer, and Hana actually put me to sleep. I agree with the other ones, I just think crab and cat are lowest tier taste.
>>122019473
>Monkey just doesn't really have much to offer
What are you talking about? It's Araragi's only relationship where he's not trying to put his dick in it.
>>122019473
>playful banter
>sexual teasing
>loyal and trustworthy
>humble
>cheerful despite her circumstances and not in a fake way
>hot
>really hot
How does she not have much to offer?
>>122019609
>>122019622
So from these two I really only got "good banter" and "doesn't get the ragi d". His best banter partner is snail by far, and "not getting boned" isn't really a personality trait. My point is that I was bored to death when the show tried to go in depth with her personality.
>>122019825
What exactly are you looking for if that is all you got?
>>122019864
Something that isn't baseless guesses at her personality? Nowhere did I find evidence that she was humble or trustworthy.
>>122019895
She's humble because she's insecure. She actually has pretty low self esteem.
She's trustworthy because she's always ready to help Araragi. He called her to the school at night and she didn't even ask for details.
Also she avoided seducing his sister even though she wanted to.
>>122019895
Monkey isn't even in my top three, but Hana shows how she deals with some pretty heavy shit on a daily basis without complaint and Tsuki shows that she's at least trustworthy enough to restrain herself from seducing Araragi's sisters.
>>122019825
I agree, his best banter partner is Snail. I don't think anyone would disagree with that.
However my point is that Araragi and Kanbaru have an actual friendship not based on Araragi's dick.
Nearly every other relationship Araragi has outside of the exorcists revolves around his dick so Kanbaru provides a nice change of pace.
It's nice to see someone pretty much as down on themselves as Araragi was and still be able to have such a relaxed and amusing friendship as Kanbaru does with Araragi.
The people who focus on the sexual aspect of Kanbaru are missing the point like people who focus on the "Moe" aspect of Snake.
>>122020160
>his best banter partner is Snail. I don't think anyone would disagree with that
It's close, but I think Shinobu is actually a better banter partner. She isn't quite as good at jokes, but she's better at controlling the mood and her ability to flip between childish little girl and ancient vampire is really powerful.
>>122019962
Fair enough.
>>122019974
Maybe I'll watch Hana again. I'll admit I lost interest pretty early, so I'll give it another go.
>>122020160
I really only feel the "ragi d" focus in encounters with snail and cat. Even with his girlfriend he's pretty plain and mostly self-concious( why I hate crab).
>>122020538
Nah see, I disagree.
Mayoi's banter is better than Shinobu's because while the conversations with Shinobu are good and full of back 'n' forth, it generally ends up being pretty sombre and more often than not just based around the oddity situation at any given time.
Mayoi's banter is the bantz which has Araragi and Mayoi play off each-other the best as best shown with the "I bit my tongue".
It's also generally the conversation which comes up with the best references like "No longer human".
So for me Mayoi> Shinobu for banter.
>>122020724
He also has it with Shinobu and Doll. The three lolis are basically always targets for the Araragi D.
And also the Imouto.
That only really leaves the relationships he has that aren't D-based being Nadeko, Kanbaru, Crab like you said but since she's actually getting it, she's removed by default and then any adult woman.
Given his relationship with Nadeko is basically non-existent, Kanbaru fills the important role of being his bro.
>>122020879
And she's the best bro a guy could have.
>>122020753
Shinobu is fully capable of lighthearted banter that isn't based on the current kaii situation. It just gets cut from the anime because she already has a lot of screentime regardless.
I'm not going to disagree too hard, because Hachikuji's banter is a close second for me, but there's not clear winner of the Monogatari banter competition.
>>122021010
Too bad she is the "i can't stand still" type, she wouldn't enjoy my hobbies.
>>122021010
Araragi needs more bros. His entire list of bros is just Kanbaru.
Even Oshino isn't really on that list. It's not like Araragi really went and had a relationship with him outside of oddities.
>>122021031
Fair enough statement. I'm alright with this result.
>>122019421
In a vacuum both are just really good girls, put them in the dynamic context of the series and you have platinum class sex wrapped in marshmallow soft girls that's nothing other than justice, you disco?
Nise commentary never.
Just like Kizumonogatari.
>>122021185
You proud of yourself for that post?
>>122021165
I would consider snail a bro.
I don't think he seriously wants to give her the D, he just likes messing with her.
But yeah, he could use some more.
>>122021234
Hmm...Mayoi is in an awkward position because she loved Araragi.
Though their relationship during the actual conversations themselves was pretty platonic. It was only near the end when Mayoi's feelings really shone through.
On a sidenote. I'm so glad that "I'm betting on your future development" line came true.
>>122021185
>that failed censorship
Best is debatable but Doll, Bat, and Cat are top three.
Doll and Bat have the cute sexy thing down perfectly. They're made for fucking and then cuddling. Cat has giant tits.
>>122021610
Let me present this argument: Bat also has giant tits.
>>122021797
But Hanekawa is the softest.
![[HorribleSubs] Tsukimonogatari - (01-04) [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.30.39_[2015.01.02_13.24.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9xWpWES.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tsukimonogatari - (01-04) [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.30.39_[2015.01.02_13.24.15].jpg")
>>122021223
Sure... Whatever. Just keep that bitch away from Tsuhiki!
CAPCHA: sfear
>>122021845
>Hanekawa is the softest
>>122021902
Hey, to be fair. Kaiki is to blame for that. Kaiki is the one who thought it would be prudent to take his payment out of Tsukihi's ass.
Yozuru also learned her lesson and left Tsukihi in Araragi's care.
>>122021942
She is fat.
>>122022338
I fap to Cat the most.
>>122022375
>>122018026
I love both Bat and Birdalmostthe same.
![[HorribleSubs] Tsukimonogatari - (01-04) [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.23.20_[2015.01.02_12.55.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cJlOd2u.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tsukimonogatari - (01-04) [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.23.20_[2015.01.02_12.55.40].jpg")
>>122024104
i.e. you think Bee a best girl. You are a genteelman of refined taste, good sir.
>>122022027
The neko opening where they put a 3DPD version of her in really put me off cat.
>>122024775
Worst OP, but it didn't affect me wanting to dick the Cat.
>>122024732
That's not what I said, don't bend the reality for your deviant porpuses, you goddamned dirty beefag!Bee a cute as well.
>>122022375
>>122024895
I started watching Monogatari because of all the images, etcetera of Black Hanekawa going around. By the time I got to Tsubasa Cat I was so thoroughly tired of her shit I couldn't even enjoy the fanservice.
>>122024895
A black cat is fine.
>>122025055
The true Hanekawa.
>>122025055
>>122025094
The only hanekawa I like.
