Did we ever like these comics, /a/?
Most newfags probably won't even recognize Tomoyo's Room.
Dan, pls
i think we used to..yeah, must be, otherwise i wouldn't know how i ever got to know that comic in the first place
but it has been too long to remember properly
I didn't like the darker stuff, but the more comedy oriented comics were fine
Yeah. It's ironic how his comics are better manga than most manga.
Stop baiting for attention, Dan. It's pathetic.
>>121953540
Ya, I liked them.
Wrong place. /jp/ is that way.
I love them, especially NANA's everyday life.
Now and then, I like to check Dan Kim's website to see if Tomoyo42 has been updated. It's a surreal ritual of "remember, you're here forever" to see years, literally, pass between new comics. Keep up the good work, Dan.
>>121953540
I've only ever read what was posted on 4chan. I think it was okay.
Yea, back in 2007.
I wish April and May didn't devolve into the total shit before the 9/11 ending.
Not sure if relevant, but thought of this one.
>>121953540
wow, are we going to talk about the Thin H Line (Sexy Losers) next?
I enjoyed them at first, but stopped reading because it just got too depressing.
>there are anons right now who have never heard of Nana's Everyday Life
>>121953540
I still like it
moot still doesn't like you, Dan.
>>121953540
Did we stop?
They're alright after the first few dozens.
>>121961510
This was the only one I remember.
how come his art is getting progressively worse now?
Seeing this comic made me suddenly want to visit old chans.
Jesus christ. It was a lot more depressing than I thought.
because he's a hobo living in a boxcar traveling across Canada with nothing but a bottle of whiskey and a Cirno daki and his updates are being drawn on mcdonald's placemats
>>121961924
living the dream
>>121953540
>Did we
Fuck off, /a/ is not one person.
>>121962125
We implies more than one person retard.
>>121962234
>I don't actually speak english
>>121962234
Then replace one person with hivemind faggot, like you didn't already understand what I meant.
I wish to find an anime that touched on the despair that the end of Tomoyo's room got to.
After all, I might as well be living Dan Kim's life.
I only liked the Tsunde-ray
>>121953540
You mean that it kinda made me sad that it was gone?
>>121961882
I can't help it, anon! I used to use a painting-like technique but I switched to lineart because it fit my current projects better. It's a different skillset so I'm starting from nearly zero. It's slowly coming along, though... might be another ten years before it gets good.
>>121963226
Shine.
I tried to read NNN, but i didn't fucking get any of it. Seemed like it was just edgy and "DEEP"
>>121958234
Only one that matters.
>>121961510
This was the only good one.
>>121962577
Oh wow
>>121963226
Yo Dan, just so you know, Bikky is way more a cutest than your a cutest
>>121963486
I'll pass on the message, anon.
>>121963226
You are a waste of sperm and egg
>>121963226
Do your patreons get streams or videos of your old stuff?
Stuff where your art style was like "On the Subject of Witches"
>>121963796
I do stream, but it's all line art these days. I'll be switching back to the Subject of Witches style once up finish up Vampire Bride, though.
>>121962577
>>121961510
This is the best one. That, and his Nana comics will destroy your soul.
>>121961317
Oh shit I remember this
>>121963932
The type of stream where it's recorded on site, or you have to be there for it?
>>121962125
>newfag not knowing about dan fucking kim
>>121961510
>/fit/
T-thanks for the new motivation image /a/.
>>121964108
>illiterate fag doesn't have reading comprehension
>>121963226
Oh hey dan's still here
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
And when's 2hu rangers 2: Electric Boogaloo coming out?
>>121964055
Hrmm. I never record the streams. I could start.
>>121963226
Oh Hi Dan.
>>121964183
Why wouldn't you?
>>121964183
When do you think will be the next time you're going to stream? I always enjoy watching you sketch asses.
>>121964159
I'll get around to it, anon!
Also 2hus are old and busted. Boatsluts are the new hotness, haven't you heard?
>>121964337
>Liking boatsluts over cutehus.
Shit Taste/10
>>121964337
Kancolle is not okay, even ironically.
>>121964337
>>121964337
Which abyssal is your favorite?
>>121964600
Actually, I don't even play Kancolle. I only know Shimakaze, and Northern Ocean Hime. I like Hime.
Dan, please go back to legible dialogue, rather than that dog-dragging-its-ass-across-the-living-room-carpet shittrail you call handwriting.
Dan, you are fucking depressing.
>>121953540
Oh dear, so long ago.
>>121957645
For real, it was a rather nice SoL.
Even the stuff at the end was ok in a weird way.
That ending was stupid.
>>121964634
>I like Hime.
I like Hime too.
sup dan
Dan was great. Dan's still great, but reminds me of how pathetic I am. I aspire to be you one day, Dan.
>>121966042
>raping miho
Consensual or bust.
>>121966127
Consensual sex
>Bust her ass
I'M PRESSING THE BUTTON AS HARD AS I CAN
>>121966178
Rape Kimiko or some other character no-one cares about like Yuki. Leave this one.
>>121966220
>implying anyone cares about Megatokyo these days
>>121966235
I care, if only because of inertia and that I backed the VN.
>>121966276
>and that I backed the VN
>>121953540
They were stupid the first time I saw them and they're still stupid now.
I admit some of them do have a certain charm though, I think he could have been a lot better if he tried a little harder.
>>121966393
You're welcome. I'm glad that my continued enjoyment(however slight) of anything can make you feel better about the miserable existence that must be your life.
Post the one with the onii-chan doll figure.
>>121953540
I bought his book.
>>121966816
Dan made a book?
>>121966981
Well, something like a book/graphical novel.
>>121966981
>>121953540
ragecomic tier
Are you here Dan?
>>121967608
Let's not go too far now.
>>121961317
>>121962577
These are hitting me a lot harder than I'd expect.
Dan, watch Aria.
I always found them palatable at best. There are maybe three that made me actually chuckle.
>>121963226
Oh Dan, you're terrible.
>>121961317
My favourite.
Oh my god these are brilliant, I just read the first 100.
You have made a newfag very happy today.
;_;
>>121962577
Miss Orange Dress is my waifu.
>>121969514
>>121969372
Holy crap, this poor guy
>>121969665
He doesn't delude himself, he knows what his goals in life are, and he's doing his best to achieve them. I'd say he's pretty well off. Not exactly a role model, but he's made his life his and that's better than 90% of people nowadays.
>>121969665
It's just a matter of time until you become this, if you haven't already.
>>121969665
>>121969704
>>121969732
His thoughts are of merit to those who still desire human contact.
>>121960535
please don't do this to me again, /a/non
>>121969773
No, they're not.
Anyone who isn't deluding themselves / is a blind follower of society will reach the same conclusions this man has.
Think Dan would like Blame!? His art seems a bit similar.
>>121963085
>>121969514
>>121969372
The irony lies in the fact that Danny still does nothing else than fuck around with shitty doodles and lazy stories. he got so scared of pain after that shitty Nihei-like brainfart comic ended being a ball of garbage that he started to recluse himself in art just like he does in real life. he choose defeat himself to avoid his own fear.
>>121969372
>>121969514
Things like these are teenager depression and the final clashes with reality everyone have before becoming completely adult. women are all bitches, but that doesn't mean building a relationship with one is damaging to your life
Danny, you're just a bitch and you demonstrated it more than clearly pretty often. just see >Patreon
fuck off back to /tg/ geeky facebookers, that's your place now.
>>121969957
>women are all bitches, but that doesn't mean building a relationship with one is damaging to your life
Well, that's the blue pill you swallow until you're middle-aged, divorced, paying child support and alimony and living in a shitty box apartment. All the wealth of your startup is gone, you work 24/7 at something you don't want to do and realize that while women won't appear to be damaging early on, after a few years they will destroy you.
>>121970150
Maybe you should go back to the red pill subreddit.
Not everything is black and white. If you don't know any good women, it says more about your enviroment and you.
>>121969773
Whether or not he desires human contact is irrelevant. He ignores the mold society tells you to go through while you grow up and came to his own conclusion about who he should be. If someone came to their own conclusion that they should follow society's norms, that's just as respectable. The problem is that 90% don't even think for themselves and blindly follow that mold.
>>121953540
These tickled me pink the first time I saw them because I don't have a stick up my ass.
>>121970150
I'm 34 with a kid and with a divorce with past me pal, but I realized that shit when I was like 25. women, men, cats, moms, everything is going to tear up your exstence if you put your tail between the legs and let them dictate what's gonna happen next every time. and being socially retarded really doesn't mean anything in this context, since its just between you and yourself. if you expect to find a single person that will be absolutely sincere out there you'll be disappointed. everyone lies because everyone doesn't want to risk and expose their weaknesses. confidence with a woman isn't a heart communion doki doki, is like finding a pretty gem after digging for weeks. and you should be happy, because its the biggest nut you can find in real life.
I don't even want to get started why and how 2D should be integrated with 3D in your life, try to figure out yourselves
>>121962577
this is too /r9k/ for me.
>>121953540
Never stopped liking them.
>>121970412
The more I read this the more I realized how it was depressing and cynical to an unrealistic degree.
I mean shit like
>Happiness is not a decision, it's something you either get or don't get
Come on now.
>>121971336
>normals don't come from low income families
>normals don't have abusive home lives
That's just so empirically retarded that you shouldn't even need to finish the first post to realize that the poster doesn't have even the faintest grasp on reality or logic.
I absolutely love 'em
>>121960535
shit takes me back.
I'm not even sure if I knew 4chan back then
>>121967804
That one's a favorite of mine.
>>121954475
got any pic ?
>>121974143
It took me forever to learn how to make a friend, this hits me hard
>>121974547
http://manga.clone-army.org/viewer.php?series=nana
Just read it.
You're just here to shill us again dammit
Go hit the gym if you have problems with women
>>121973917
NO
STOP
fuck off dan kmeme
>>121963226
Have you thought about teaming up with a writer to draw their ideas, or do you prefer drawing your own?
>>121975172
Chaika why
>>121975250
I've done it before, but I really don't enjoy it. I wouldn't do it again.
The only reason I make comics in the first place is that I can't find the kind of comics that I want, so I gotta make my own to suit my own narrow tastes. Drawing someone else's stories is kinda pointless for me.
Ronnie x Dan
That aside,I really hope they meet up each other sometimes and have a (neck)beard-off
>>121975529
Sure I do. He seems like a nice guy. He loves his nuggets.
>>121975433
I knew I'd get that kind of answer. Ah, well, my search continues.
>>121966042
One of my favorites
>>121975726
Good luck, anon.
Dan, I know you're in here.
I'd like you more if you could actually keep up fucking proper schedule and follow through on your writing. None of that blank page bullshit. Or pages with nothing but text randomly placed. That's not a comic, no matter how you try to rationalize it.
Maybe when you can finally produce a coherent, sustained storyline in ONE of your comics, then your work would speak for itself. God, how many years have you been drawing now?
Hey Dan
Thanks for turning me into a miserable human being
>>121976286
>Vinlandsaga.png
>>121975433
You talkin' about that Phantasmagoria thing that never happened?
Dan, where are you doing more podcast episodes?
I'm glad you're still unhappy. KC Green got out of his depression and his works lost some of their charm for it. I wouldn't want the same to happen to you.
>>121974751
Edgy shit
>>121976942
oh hush it's old timey and 4chan culture.
folks keep slinging Edgy at dark comedy
stop being so fanny flusterd
>>121976942
How can it be edgy if its a comedy?
>>121977313
Did you laugh at it? really?
>>121976165
Sup, anon.
If I just wanted that kind of comic, I'd read the comics already out there. No need to make my own. But my tastes are pretty narrow and no one caters to them, so I gotta do it myself. I don't really care the sort of stuff you're talking about -- it gives me no satisfaction. I don't think anyone's obligated to like my comics or read them or think they're any good. You're free to make your own comics and make 'em the the way you like if you want.
>>121976166
np dawg
>>121976566
Yup. Not fun, not interesting. It was probably a "better" comic by >>121976165 's standards, but it just wasn't interesting to me. It was a roast duck dinner but all I want to eat and make are peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. I'll never make anything anyone thinks of a "good meal" except for other folks who share my narrow tastes.
>>121976942
You're supposed to be laughing, anon!
>>121977344
I laughed with tears in my eyes.
>>121977382
You are easily amused
>>121976828
The podcasts were too much work for the sound editor and we started to run low on topics. We all kinda lost interest in the podcast.
Not fucking anime or manga
>>121977344
Yes, its funny most of the time. But also feel bad for laughing during the darkest parts.
>>121977644
i got 5 panels in
congrats
>>121970380
Thanks for nothing, God
>>121977431
>>121977395
So is my dick.
>>121970380
But dogs are fine right?
>>121977644
why
>>121965392
Noted.
>>121977644
Someone spent at least an hour making this.
>>121977770
it really takes a turn for the worse in the middle
>>121977644
Couldn't even get past the 2nd panel
Yo Dan, If you're still in here, Could you give me some advice?
I used to love drawing manga, But it feels like going on about a year now it feels like the spark is gone. It just isn't quite as enjoyable anymore.
Do you ever go through phases where you feel like you just don't want to draw anymore....ever?
What do you recommend? Pushing through it in the hopes the passion comes back or... getting a different hobby or something?
>>121977644
Enjoyable read.
Got kinda shitty around the part with the mixtape or playlist or whatever though. And he should have fucked his mom.
Newfag here, these comics are a nice read.
>>121978234
Not a drawfag, but a writefag and let me tell you something nice.
Everyone gets those slumps. Every single damn person gets them, the way to get through those slumps is
1. Constancy. I write every day and I strive to write down at least 1000 words every day (save for a few occasions)
2. Short term goals. You beat a goal? Good, head to the next one. Just doodling with no point can get discouraging since you can't see any progress/achievements. Make them.
3. Positive criticism is good. Vanity is the keyword here. Doesn't matter if it's fake, if it makes you feel good and want to receive praise again then it's good enough.
4. If you move on to something different you'll encounter the same dilemma eventually, and if you move on again, then you'll never be good at anything. So, don't fucking quit. Don't you fucking dare. Watch some inspirational video or whatever gets your juices going, but don't fucking quit. I swear to god, I'll come over to your place and force you to draw if I have to.
I believe in you anon!
>>121978234
I wish I had some advice for you, anon, but I feel like drawing all the time. If I'm ever doing something else I feel anxious because I could be drawing instead.
Sometimes I don't have any particular projects that I feel interested in though, and when that happens I switch things up -- I go do something that I normally wouldn't do and try to bombard myself with unusual stimulation. It's very important that when I do this that I don't try to be inspired. You can't press and force it -- when you do, you start picking apart these new experiences and try to bend them into familiar forms. Instead you just gotta kinda let things wash over you. After a while you're refreshed, have some new ideas, and excited to get back at it.
Well, that's the way it works for me, anyway. Sorry I don't have any concrete advice here.
By the way, here's John Cleese -- he's talking about creativity instead of passion, but it might still help you out.
https://vimeo.com/89936101
Good luck, anon.
>>121978500
Oh and let me add this 1 single formula on getting good at your craft. It's THE way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>121978234
Why did you take up drawing in the first place? I'm a part-time drawfag and a part-time writefag and I'm terrible at both but I do them anyways because I enjoy it, and I have things I'd like to express in those mediums. If your original reason for drawing no longer exists, then go ahead and move on. But if you were inspired by something or someone, try going back to your roots.
>>121974751
I just read it all for the first time
fuck this shit
>>121978500
How do you get over your self-induced limits? I want to write, but I can't stop thinking about how shit I am, and how little I know about the things that I want to write about. I'm pretty sure that if I ever managed put down something on a paper, I would never be able to show it someone else due to the fear of criticism.
>>121978968
Try asking for advice to someone that doesn't rake pity from anonymous imageboards
>>121978968
You want me to show you my first writings? (I started writing at 23) If I see that crap, I want to tear my hair out, but that. is. okay.
No one is born with perfect skills. Even mozart had to practice his craft day in and day out.
You suck at writing now. Let me say that again, so it sinks in. YOU SUCK AT WRITING. The sooner you accept that, the better. But you won't get better by not writing. You'll only get better by studying writing and fucking WRITING. No way around it.
If you wanna be good at something, you do the thing that you wanna be good at. No ifs or buts. You fucking do it. Be creative about mustering up motivation, but you have to practice to get good. It's the only way.
And guess fucking what, after you practice for some time, you'll get better.
Holy shit, who would have thunk?
You'll get better and better until you'll be able to evoke emotions through your writing. You pick up pen and paper / your keyboard and you start writing something that you want to write. And after you're done writing, look up ideas on how to improve your writing.
>>121979149
Worlds most helpful person everybody.
I hate it when I get nice story ideas I want to draw but I can't write the actual story properly. I always create the characters and draw some scenes but then my intrest kind of dies because I can't draw anything new.
>>121979372
Nice bait, I'm sure someone else will happily indulge you in your boredom.
>>121979372
Sorata please, go cry in the corner
>>121978500
You're...probably right. Consistency might be the issue. I've read "War of art" by Steven Pressfield (Highly recommended btw) and the punchline was moreorless "Sit down every day and do the work" Which...admittedly I haven't done in a very long time. Thank you for the pep talk!
>>121978598
>Sorry I don't have any concrete advice here.
Not at all. It actually makes a lot of sense. I'll try going to the beach or something. I'm looking through your site right now. Your colored stuff is hella inspiring. Thanks for making it. If I pull through this, I'll aspire to your level someday!
>>121978673
Eee...On the spot now eh? Just always drew since I was 7 years old, And it sort of...dried up. I think It's cause it always sort of came from an unhappy place inside, Which no longer really exists since I chilled the fuck out. So I've been having trouble getting my art to run off 'positive vibes' if that makes any sense?
>>121979372
>Mozart never sucked tho. If you're not born with genius, you should give up. You'd only be wasting your time.
I'm not sure if I agree with your definition of genius. Mozart was forced by his boarderline abusive father to learn music pretty much from the moment he was crawling around.
Same deal with Tiger Woods who was having golf forced down his throat when he was a toddler.
In the end 'Genius' = 'Time' + 'Effort' and the folks like Mozart just had a head start. If legendary Son Goku-esque prodigies exist I've yet to hear of one.
>>121979762
But Salieri > Mozart
>>121970380
>I'm 34 with a kid
Then fuck off.
>/a/ - Anime & Manga
>thread is about normalfags with children, teenagers whining about girls and people talking about literally anything but anime and manga
Mods sure are shit.
>Dan Kim will suicide on your lifetime
;_;
I kinda want to give him money on Patreon.
I like dan's stuff. Whether it's his short comics, the fan work he does for Deculture/Protoculture's Quest over on /tg/, or his Shut in Vampire Bride comic.
>>121961510
This was the only one I ever liked. the rest were shit.
>>121980183
This thread is literally a reddit AMA at this point, and some greedy fag has a Patreon and expects us to pay him money.
Not to mention all the /r9k/-tier posting about 3DPD.
I don't care if it's board culture, this thread does not belong on /a/.
>>121980291
If it is board culture then it does belong on /a/.
Stop trying to change /a/ to suit your needs normalfag.
>>121953540
They are great
>>121977360
I like your comics Dan.
I'd waifu you if you were a qt trap.
Neato a Dan thread.
Is everyone depressed enough already?
Did Dan appear to make us more depressed?
Hey Dan how does it feel like that moot left before us?
;_;
>>121980291
The normalfags trying to shame people into having GFs and shit are truly terrible.
But Dan is nice. And I don't think he ever mentioned his patshitreon on this thread, and it's not like he EXPECTS people to pay him money.
>>121980443
fuck off
>>121980310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fD5JbpvjzL
>>121980227
Thanks, anon!
>>121980381
d-doushio
>>121980443
I'll never get over it, anon. Pic related.
>>121980505
>heart-shaped pupils
Dan pls. I already asked you on twitter to stop that, my dick can't take it.
>>121980536
I still check the archives once in a while to see if he posted.
He said he'd still be here, posting anonymously.
But I doubt it.
I think he's out there, enjoying freedom.
Dan likes to pretend he's a loser "just like you" but he's so above you faggots on the socioeconomic ladder. Just look at him smugly enjoying all the attention you give him.
>>121980355
>stop trying to have /a/ talk about anime and manga and get rid of off topic threads
>calls me a normalfag even though there are other anons with kids and talking about 3DPD
Do you not realize how retarded you sound?
>>121980475
Anyone who begs for money on the internet isn't a 'nice guy'. Solve your own problems instead of relying on strangers from the internet. Anyone with a Patreon is a fucking scumbag who scams people out of their money for no reason other than 'oh it helps me out'.
>>121980714
He's MAI loser, get out.
>>121980536
You are welcome...but it's still weird how obsessed some of your fans are with Himehorn cloaca & bullying.
Also, your rendition of Risa in the MGNQ 200 pic is possibly the second cutest/least threatening image of the character to exist.
And a bat is a cutest and a best.
>>121980728
Yeah, fuck Wikipedia, fuck 4chan, fuck everyone that ever asked for money on the internet!
It doesn't even matter that he's giving something back to people that help him, HOW COULD THOSE PEOPLE NOT HAVE ALL THE MONEY THEY WANT?
Preposterous!
>>121980728
You sound kinda buttpained.
Did someone with a patreon rape your dakimakura?
I personally can't wait for the day dan kills himself. But he won't, because unlike real losers, he has too much to live for. He should stop posing as "king of losers" and grow up.
>>121980728
>Anyone who begs for money on the internet isn't a 'nice guy'. Solve your own problems instead of relying on strangers from the internet. Anyone with a Patreon is a fucking scumbag who scams people out of their money for no reason other than 'oh it helps me out'.
>>121981077
>tumblr raped my hairy ass and now i'm permanently butthurt
>>121981136
No, you don't understand.
Tumblr .gifs are not bad because they're from Tumblr, they're bad because they're low quality, low framerate, low resolution and often have shitty filters.
It's the same as posting screenshots of streams when there are perfectly good torrents available. It's eyecancer inducing.
>>121981278
You don't understand how hurt your ass is.
>>121970412
This guy needs to chill out.
>cupcake-tan will never give you her muffin
>>121981278
You wouldn't have said jack shit if it was "1414968743.gif" though.
>>121980786
>he's giving something back to people that help him
What, some drawings? There's a ton of drawfags that do that here anyway without begging for money like a cunt.
Not to mention he's had experience with 3DPD and complained when he realized that women were bitches. Wow, no fucking shit.
But sure, you all can go back to worshipping some normie who draws some anime girls (that must make him cool)
Begging for money is the lowest thing you can do publicly in the internet. It basically translates to 'I'm a faggot who can't solve my own problems, give me money.'
Not to mention none of this shit has to do with fucking anime or manga. If you want to talk about 3DPD, go to /r9k/, if you want to suck some artists' dick, go to /ic/, if you want to ask some e-celeb questions then go on a fucking reddit AMA.
>>121980986
If all you have going for you is being a pretend loser on the internet, then doesn't that make you a real loser anyway?
>>121980291
Having a patreon is like internet panhandling, or being a street artist. There are better ways to make money, but it's not a terrible way to live.
Supplying /a/ with waifus takes time and money, especially if you're fufilling some anon's waifu request in those weekly draw threads.
I mean, fuck, do you have any idea how long it takes to learn how to draw well? Would it kill you to throw someone beer or rent money for doing something for you?
>>121981440
>Not to mention he's had experience with 3DPD and complained when he realized that women were bitches
So you're bitter cause you're a virgin?...
>>121981440
>There's a ton of drawfags that do that here anyway without begging for money like a cunt.
>THESE people are doing that thing for free, that means EVERYONE should do too!
That's how you sound.
But hey, keep living off your dad's money.
>>121981480
You clearly don't know shit and it's a waste of effort to explain it all.
>>121980986
>He doesn't know what it's like to be so big of a loser that you can't kill yourself from fear of death and the additional burden it would place on your already burdened family
Get on my level scrub;_;
>>121981428
It was 1402004441976.gif
>>121980986
They're easy to recognize. 500 px horizontal, usually under 1 MB are the most common indicators.
This one has a tumblr watermark in the lower right corner.
>>121981592
>keeping in contact with your family
>not distancing yourself as far away as you can from them and making them forget you even exist
Get on my level, normie.
>>121981592
Man up and get a life, neckbeard manchild.
>>121953540
loved them
also never cock jews, wok'em in the east bake and burn them to a crisp
>>121969287
>>121960535
>IS THIS COMEDY?
>>121978881
I also just read all of that.
doesn't really take long but still kinda fun in a timemachine kind of way
>>121964337
>Also 2hus are old and busted. Boatsluts are the new hotness, haven't you heard?
>>121975263
I remembered this one.
>>121970412
About half a novel based on a wrong premise that happens right in the very first sentences... good lord, and I thought I was a loser.
It's really true that not all the boards are equal..
>>121962577
You know, this could make a great manga/movie plot
>tipical NEET loves his waifu
>he makes her a tulpa
>nodoby else's at home, nodoby can feed him
>starving to death
>leaves the house desperate for food
>get found and send to a hospital
>everyone's nice, he starts recovering
>starts his life anew
>finds job, friends, even gf
>10 years later he married, kids and normalfag as it gets
>One day he's alone at home
>Lights go out
>Nothing to occupy his mind, no one to interact
>starts hearing a voice
>can't understanding, get clearer and clearer
>TADAIMAAA
>now his tulpa haunts him
The rest I imagine something like 20th Century Boys but weebier
>>121982810
Great idea. Please draw it so I can read it.
>>121982857
Well, we DO have Dan around
>>121982810
“Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?” she purred.
“No thank you,” I said. “I’m rather tired. You should retire to your box.”
“But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn’t like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama’s bed-desu!”
“Not tonight. You’ll do as you’re told.”
“Why doesn’t master-sama have real girls in his bed?”
“What?!”
“Is master-sama’s penis too small for real girls?”
“Why aren’t you saying desu?”
“Does he have to use dolls instead?”
“SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!”
“Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once.”
“DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!”
“It was too small even for dolls.”
“SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT SUISEISEKI!”
With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll’s wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon … it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I’d be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there’d be nowhere in the world I couldn’t go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck’s sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
>>121983069
pls no
>>121983069
Penrobokai, where are you?
>>121981606
Lately those gifs are bigger, I suppose filesize limit is now 2MB
I wish Dan's life would get better. I know it won't but still. Maybe it's just because it feels like if Dan has hope I have hope.
What an awful thread.
>>121983475
Just like our lives.
>>121980148
>Implying I'm a normalfag because I had a kid
>implying you have actually idea of what defines a normalfag
its people like you, you know. being normalfag means using the mass opinion. and its exactly what you shitty seasonal waifu sunday afternoon lolicon shitters do. apart starting watching anime because "its popular" "everyone did it" "it makes me feel at home"
normalfags want to feel at home and accepted by a community. weebs that watch anime just watch anime, and not to kill some time between a PhD exam and a party, but because they fucking love those drawings more than any easy-access endorphine injection you get from your waifu shows
>>121983659
Speak for yourself, dan.
>>121983723
You ought to stop being such a faggot and focus all this wasted energy on your kid instead.
>>121983799
But I do.
moot I know you're here
Yeah I like dan, he reminds me of myself.
Actually I don't really like him
>>121983135
Sometimes I read again his stuff and feel giga nostalgic.
Dankim I'm drunk lets make an art proket manga togheter
>>121966042
Is that fucking Megatokyo?
Also I just remembered it is getting a VN.
>>121984319
>hey, I LOLed. not an internet lol, a real lol.
Go away 2007
>>121984370
It was too late when they posted Megatokyo desu
>>121974143
>>121983723
You're a normalfag. There's no reason to bring your shitty personal life with your 3DPD hag into this board.
Why is this thread not deleted yet.
>>121983723
>>121984660
You are both insufferable shitheads
>>121984759
because muh board culture
>>121983723
Well you can also be a fucking retard for falling into the female trap.
Either way fuck off
