Why can I not stop fapping?
Please help
I hope anon isn't the type of person who would take advantage of an innocent, lone girl with a round of twister or king's game.
Stop watching bakemon. It's really shit. That's been weeks I can't stop fapping to tsubasa.
>>121943056
Glue your hands together that'll help.
>>121943056
>fapping to worst girl
YOU HERETIC
I enjoy fapping to the idea that I am one of the monogatari girls that deeply cares for Araragi-kun and will do anything to please him, anything.
>>121943329
I try not to be, but I just can't help it. That hairband does things to me.
Why is she such a cock hungry lewd slut?
>>121943056
She can't stop schlicking to you either.
![[MedakaBox]-ch170_16-17.png](https://i.imgur.com/TDMNbjd.png "[MedakaBox]-ch170_16-17.png")
>>121943056
Monogatari Thread starts with Nadeko!
Snake Thread!Let the hate flow through you.
"H-here, you can use Nadeko to fap to if you want..."
>>121943056
Don't forget this anon!
>>121943491
She is platinum sex. Good choice.
>>121944265
You mean why is she such a cock hungry lewd alcoholic God slut? Wouldn't you be if you could?
>>121943056
why is snake the best?
is it because she's lewd?
is it because she's cutest?
is it because she's shy?
is it because she's insecure?
is it because she's oddly straightforward sometimes despite that?
is it because of the hat?
the swimsuit?
the bangs maybe?
is it because her theme song is the best according to the unanimous decision of the internet?
is itbecause we've been manipulated?
>>121945952
If you post more lewd Nadeko I will be compelled to cum more. Please don't.
>>121944265
>>121946134
She's just trying to express her affection.
>>121946143
Snake is best because she's an artist who is too shy about her work to show it.
So basically me. In middle school girl form.
>>121944220
That would be Nadeko.
Until she loses her fucking mind.
>>121946143
She literally has all of the greatest qualities. Especially being such a slut though she's so shy and insecure. Sex personified.
KOYOMI ONII-CHAN~~~~~~~
>>121946520
I know, right?
"I'm embarrassed to let Koyomi-onii-chan know I like him, but I'll go swimming with him practically nude. That should be OK."
>>121946584
KOYOMI ONII-CHAN~~~~~~~
>>121946760
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1453278
You'll never know what this hairband does to me.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1066442#search=Nadeko_Sengoku
Imagine the scent.
>>121946760
KOYOMI ONII-CHAN~~~~~~~
>>121947025
>>121947058
Woah.
Can I be your onii-chan?
>>121946897
It is a sexy hairband. I will give you that.
Goddamn it, now I need to fap. The problem is spreading.
>>121947025
I had to share this one with /a/. Bananas are the best medicine.
I'm sure the scent is fantastic...
>>121947251
I think you should fap, your cock deserves it~
>>121943491
>>121946036
God Nadeko shoves herself with snakes.WITH SNAKES.
>>121947178
Only if I can be YOUR onii-chan.
>>121947498
Meow?
>>121947498
>kokorowatari
>uniform
>those lines
Okay I don't remember this. I am VERY ashamed, but which arc was this in?
>This thread
>>121947742
That depends.How much precum do you produce?
>>121947549
That's what I would do if I was a Snake God. And a girl.
>>121947914
Nekomonogatari (Kuro)
It's easy to skip accidentally. It doesn't really cover that much new ground, so you didn't miss anything critical.
>>121947915
>>121947970
I'm not sure how this would make us brother/determine who is older...completely depends. if I don't fap soon, a decent amount
>>121947812
A cat is a great, but a bird is a best.
>>121948053
Oh no I didn't skip it. I totally forgot about Golden Week.
>>121948415
>>121948356Because if your cock is covered in a lot of slippery goodness, I'm gonna want to be the sister!And in that case, I think you should refrain for now and make yourself hornier~
>>121947812
Doushitanya?
>>121948568
Fuck off fag.
>>121948625
Maybe he wants you to fuck him off.
Snake is objectively best girl
Batfags are reddit-tier cancer
post more best cat.
snake a shit.
>>121948717
>snake is objectively best girl
Wrong
>batfags are reddit-tier cancer
Right
>>121948733
>>121948717
>>121946143
>>121943056
"Fapping" often results from a series of events called P.M.E. or "Pornography, Masturbation, Ejaculation." People who engage in PME daily are typically seriously mentally ill and have a myriad of other problems.
The key is to take out the first step in that process, pornography. However, that is much easier said than done as it is a legitimate addiction. I would suggest you seek professional care, OP. Continuing down this path will destroy all of the real relationships you might have left. After that, suicide, or lashing out violently towards others is almost inevitable.
You and many others in this thread have a sickness, a disease. It is time to accept that and get help. It may seem harmless to some you now, but I assure you, someone will end up dead. My own brother was addicted to PME, and frequented this forum for many years. He was once a normal sociable person. When PME took over, he began to shut himself indoors. After a few more years he ended up killing his next door neighbors, their dogs, then himself. I'm just here because I don't want to see this filth destroy any more lives. Get help people.
>>121947914
neko black. thats why you dont remember it
>>121948568Maybe we can take turns...
Great. Diamonds and wetting myself...
Post snake doujins
>>121946036
uncensored source please
>>121948932
>banana
>not snake
>>121949049
Yeah, I should probably save the banana for monkey huhn?
>>121949118
Yes. Alternative for Nadeko would be sake bottle.Now you'e picturing me shoving sake bottle up your behind.I'm a different anon.
>>121948992
Here are 3 I just looked at:
http://exhentai.org/g/653386/379d01b855/
http://exhentai.org/g/663466/eea3e6233e/
http://exhentai.org/g/332542/7a7a75f21c/mfw fap urge critical
>>121948998
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1615611
There are so many kinds too! Pick your flavor of ice cream.
>>121949183I was actually thinking of shoving a rubber snake up yours while that happens.
Why is /a/ so gay?
>>121948932
>>121949307
Not even in a Nadeko thead can I escape erpfaggotry.
>>121949398
I just think you don't like feeling good.
>>121949431
Not when it means acting like a fag.
>>121949544I know, I know... and I'm not even gay! I'm just imagining it's Nadeko... I think if this is happening though, I need to fap. There's a point when you will fuck anything. I think that's the point most of 4chan generally sits around.
>>121949662I will make you aim your cum in the sake bottle when you're about to.And if you miss, I will make you lick it up, drop by drop.
>>121949733
That's going to be a hard target to hit.I'm going to intentionally aim for Nadeko's bare ass and then lick it up.
>>121949662Neither am I but when you're horny a nice throbbing, leaking cock seems like the most delicious thing on Earth.
>>121949850It does sound far more appetizing than usual, I'll give you that.
Also: Bathroom party. This should be a thing.
>>121949946The thought of dicks are especially hot while you slowly stroke your own and fantasize being teased by one~
A bathroom party could be hot too. That is a lot of cum though.
>>121950003
>>121949946
>>121949850
>>121949797
>>121949733
>>121949662
yall are gay doenot hating though
>>121943056
I'm so fucking glad that I'm not the only person with this problem. Nadeko is my least favorite character, but I fapped to her more than any character for some reason. It doesn't help that I don't really find my favorite characters sexually attractive.
Am I a terrible person?
>>121950061
It's your fault for letting the monkey escape. Now everyone is gay.
>>121944127
But that's all she's good for.
>>121950173
I find some of them really hot, and love some of them more than any other characters in any series.
But I have never fapped to a monogatari. Should I go see a doctor?
>>121950175Allow me to take responsibility.
>>121950175I hope you're still teasing your dick and slowly rubbing that sensitive head
>>121950003
>>121950443
I dare you to make me cum anon.
>>121950376
Nigga that's pomf
>>121949379
Thanks for the cat. Had a great time.
Because she's the angriest and horniest gatari
As her God form she is irresistible, especially when drunk on sake
>>121951625
It will quite literally stretch you out a little bit, and I don't want to hurt you for your first time.
I guess the question is, how bad do you want it?
>>121951668
>role playing
>>121951668
Not her, but a lot
ITT: homosexually tinged erpign
>>121951741
Are you petite like Nadeko?
>>121951799
>tinged
It's straight up gay.
>>121951806
Yes, and I have a nice ass!
>>121943056
cause you have a scat fetish?
>>121951927
Not an ass man, sorry.
sasuga snakefags, this thread is as bad as her
Does anyone ever piss when jerking off and then use that as lube?
I don't know why but it makes me diamonds.
>>121952115
>implying it's actual snakefags in here
Why do homos have to ruin Ritsu, Nadeko, and Hotaru?
>>121952109
Then what would you like me to do?
>>121952163
I love Nadeko but when I get horny cocks become attractive.
>>121952194Not homo, in here for funposting because thread was shit anyway.
Hanekana is literal sex on a plate and would be the best fuck you could ever get. Repeatedly.
Look at yourselves.
>>121952423
I mean Hanekawa
Fuck me. And I mean fuck the cat.
Well not me, fuck the cat.
>>121952423
Sex on a plate would be cold you sample posting TARD
