Post your best
>>121848561
>mfw I was in that same thread
>>121848561
Hips are moving on their own.
>>121848561
I still wonder if they are serious or pretending to be retarded.
>>121848561
>>121850365
It's amazing.
>>121848561
It's always been a dark fantasy of mine to walk a girl home roughly.
>>121848561
I think a lot of the cliche lines are cute since it shows that the two people truly care about each other.
>I-I'm only like this because it's you!
>No cum inside, I want to feel warm
>It's dirty there!
>It's not dirty to me
Kyaa~
>>121850561
Too bad that's offset by the inherent hilarity of lines such as "My mouth pussy is breaking"
>>121850365
Could someone explain me this? I don't get what's so wrong or funny about what he said
I like it when the girl is surprised by the dick size. Like she thinks she's going to make fun of him, but he's already hard and big as a horse.
it's even better when it's /ss
when rape is forgiven because it ends up feeling too good.
>"now I know I just jumped you in a public bathroom, ripped off your panties, and violently took your virginity, but hey you want to go to dinner some time?"
>"well... It did feel good.. Ok!"
>>121850785
It's even better when that happens inreal life
>>121850561
>Y-you can come inside! Its a safe day!
>>121850722
All those replies were with reaction faces.
Also,
>Girl totally wants the D but can't admit it.
>"It's my fault you became like this, so I'll take responsibility and help it go down...."
>>121850721
>Unpossible
>>121850722
He's on an imageboard of all places where reaction pictures are intended to be used.
>Guy cums inside girl like there's no tomorrow
>Girl doesn't get pregnant
>>121848561
I laugh like an idiot every time I see this. This was on Nise right, which episode? I need to watch it again and remember this
>>121848561
This is embarrassing
i dont want him to see my lewd face
>>121848561
does anyway have the edit of this thread right here?
https://archive.moe/a/thread/83765453/
i miss 2012
>>121850850
>"Most girls wouldn't be so understanding after they've just been raped"
>>121848561
>>121851160
no matter how many times i read this, my dick always feels something
>>121851160
nostalgia
>>121848561
>>121850722
>>121850365
this happened to me once
did not feel good afterwards
>>121850625
kek'd
>>121851552
My record is like 10-15
I just can't into mass humiliation
Recent one.
>>121851586
I got I think 30 or 50
>>121848561
here's a better one OP.
>>121851552
At least you get replies. Every time I post in a thread it dies. The only times I can get away with it is if im shitposting
>>121851160
the screencap that makes a man question his sexuality
>>121851610
here it ishttps://archive.moe/a/thread/108968811/#q108976107
the reason it has so many ghost replies is because some autistic fag paid moot for an ad
>>121851638
That really sucks when it happens.
>>121850561
>It's dirty there!
>It's not dirty to me
>Kyaa~>mfw asian women actually do thisIt gets old after a while
>>121851789
>>121850625
Priceless. Saved.
>>121851833
>>121851812
>>121851615
>>121851476
>>121851452
more you brilliant faggots
Reminder that liking dicks ain't gay at all.
>>121851615
The "Local Boy Forms Harem" picture is pure comedic genius.
Please be witty more often, /a/
>>121851734
>your dumbass got an add bought
10/10. I can safely assume I will never fall that far.
>>121851833
kek'd
>>121851938
Got halfway through Ichigo's first soliloquy before totally fucking losing it.
I'm still laughing. I'll continue now
>>121848561
>>121851938
This is fucking 10/10 and I didn't even watched King of the Hill
>>121851931
Is it sad I believe it?
>>121848561
>>121852347
No he's right. Homosexuality is defined as romantic attraction to same sex partners. It has nothing to do with sex itself.
>His cum is so sweet! It tastes so good!
Haha, okay.
>>121852390
The hoops you must have jumped through.
>>121851938
Please tell me there's more to this. I feel like I've seen more anime King of The Hill gags. I need more.
>>121852437
oh wow
>>121852453
The ancient greeks had sex with boys, but they weren't gay, or pedophiles. They were hedonists.
>>121852437
That's funny. But it also hurts a lot.
>>121852437
I feel so sad for that guy but at least his parents seemed chill. I would've been executed
>>121852390
Except that's wrong.
>>121852390
So buttfucking your friend in his dad's tool shed doesn't make you gay?
>>121852437
i dont want this to be real
>>121850235
I was giggling like a little girl during that thread
>>121852507
They were bi you fucking faggot
>>121851615
>tfw my post is in this picture
>>121852623
As long as you don't harbor any feelings for your friend, no.
>>121852775
It was just a hypothetical situation, it has nothing to do with me or my friends.
>>121852649
I wonder what tilefucker-kun would make of watching BRS.
>>121851931
Of course.
>>121851615
Which episode of Nise was this from?
>>121852968
Annie did nothing wrong.
>>121853028
fuck I remember that game
crimson sky?
played the shit out of it
>>121852437
i have no words
>>121852961
the recent ova
>>121852961
Episode 7.
These guys kept at least 1cm apart the whole night. Karen is really strong, so I know she did it.
>>121853365
damn he showed that tripfaggot who's who
>>121851159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak
>>121853365
[ ] Not told
[X] Told
[X] Fucking Told
>>121848561
I asked my sister, a Japanese major (graduate) about this scene. She said "Well, in Japan they say, like, "be nice to me because I'm not very good" out of respect. Then are showed her the scene in Japanese. She was like "No shit they're going to fuck."
I felt stupid for asking.
>>121853531
"Stupid faggot little cock sucker!"
and that's all she says.
Wow.
>>121848561
>>121853764
Took me a minute. I'd have the same reaction.
>>121853892
Lesbians can get quite loud.
>>121851931
Oh shit... is futanari gay?
>>121853892
Not quite sure why I find this so funny.
>>121853892
Isn't there another image where someone on /a/ got an /sp/ image?
>>121850850
>>121852499
Oh God. I really hope this is not real.
>>121854271
It's his fault for not having his computer auto turn off the monitor and auto-lock after a certain amount of time.
>>121851931
Those mental gymnastics.
He's further in the closet than Kojima!
>>121851833
>Read /a/ for shits, giggles, and porn
>Get an in-depth and useful lesson in history, economics, science and other similar fields.
This has happened so many times I can't even count them all.
>>121852649
Top kek
>>121853939
This. The french bathroom story made me laugh my ass off.
>>121853892
That was great.
Velvety soft?
>>121851931
>>121852347
>>121854027
Of course it's not gay. You would know that if you went to college.
>>121853939
>are you still in there?
Every fucking time.
>>121853050
She died.
>>121854756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYMBEW3D9s
>>121852437
I'm dying over here.
>>121854639
Rip
>>121853582
>Japanese major
>>121854639
too soon
>>121854916
you have any problems with japanese majors?
>>121854826
10/10
keks were had
>>121854966
the blue one
purple one is better
Oh, I could be doing so many other productive and improving things right now, but this thread is too comedy gold.
>>121853764
I love it when /a/ goes Abbot and Costello without realizing it.
>>121851881
The world was so innocent before MLP got big.
>>121850625
Oh my lord.
>>121854966
nice
>>121853764
>>121852740
I made OP's picture. I'm also very happy.
>>121854519
>kek
>>121854995
>keks
Where the fuck do you cancerous faggots keep coming from? Get out.
>>121852740
You're famous now!
And yet, only you will ever know.
Does anyone still have the thread where someone fooled people on a dating site into contend for cosplay anime sex?
Pic related, one of the victims.
>>121854657
>using punnett squares to prove sexuality
>>121855189
WoW: Warolds of D.
>>121855045
What was his spoiler text?
Paternity fraud and pregnant gangbangjust kidding we need more of this, why the fuck isn't there more of this?
This is one my favorite as well.
>>121855257
I've got some.
>>121855290
>I don't watch anime, but I do help /a/ with blatant shitposting and wanted to offer my support in this thread.
>>121855355
Oh boy, please bump them. The memories.
>>121855382
Haha that ban makes a lot more sense.
also check dem fives.
>>121855353
I miss him.
>>121855355
I don't believe that one. That has to be fake.
>>121855397
>>121852973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y8aLmxEStz
>>121855023
I could be cooking and eating when I haven't since my lunch break at work last night. Dammit.
>>121855257
OH FUCK I THINK I WAS IN THAT THREAD
I think this was one of the victims
>>121855452
>>121855438
>>121855397
>>121855355
>>121855302
>>121855257
Enjoy lads https://archive.moe/a/thread/109522111/
>>121855354
Until I first read that post I'd always imagined Stallman to have this deep, sagely voice. So I found a video and immediately the illusion was shattered. He's so shrill and nasally. How can anyone bear to listen to him for more than sixty seconds?
>>121848561
>Girl doesn't want to be raped
>Guys rapes her anyway
>Girl ends up enjoying it and asks for more
Most hentai have this.
I hope you have either the "my my my" or "dragon ball wish" guys.
>>121855257
>>121855566
All I haveI saved it because he looks a lot like me
>>121853939
>are you still in there?
I love you guys
>>121855397
>>121855424
>implying he's gone
He probably just posts without a trip. Shit man, I would too just to avoid the embarrassment.
>>121855510
Oh shit I guess I got that from a much older thread.
>>121855136
>>121855566
The dragon ball one was pure genius.
>>121855645
Subject line: (>^o^)>
Ha ha, saw this and had to reply.
5- Blue Exorcist
4- Darker than Black
3- Naruto: Shippuden
2- Sword Art Online SAO
1- ATTACK ON TITANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Hopefully you reply back cause I find you pretty cute lol. I'll attach a pic too :o
P.S. I'm on my aunts computer so that pic is the only one I had at the time. And yeah, the girl to my side is my aunt... lmao.
>>121855355
>my hair is not so long anymore
Fuck. My throat. It hurts so much from all the laughing I've done.
No regrets, though.
>>121855646
>He probably just posts without a trip
There's no way that's true. You underestimate how narcissistic and delusional he is. I refuse to believe he would ever post without a trip.
And even if he did post without it, his posting style was very recognizable, people would spot him anyway.
Cromartie High School: always relevant.
>>121855598
I am crazy jealous right now.
>>121854657
hilarious, but he's right.
>>121852649
fuck you. I literally pissed my self a little bit this was so funny.
>>121855598
Holy shit.
>>121855974
>...
>dafuq
>tumblr
>>121856102
>literally
>>121855974
pls be bait
>>121856102
>literally
>>121852437
>>121856404
>figuratively pissing you'reself
>>121855593
Are you trying to kill me right now?
>>121852499
Fucking based.
>>121855598
I believe this to be the truth.
>>121856606
>I'm now reminded of it every Hanukkah
>>121854488
Here's another.
I don't think I've seen this posted yet.
>>121855598
>>121856210
>>121856610
>>121855993
This is dumb. Why wouldn't he just take the camera. Not like she had backups.
>>121856948
You should have looked harder. It's literally the fifth picture posted after OP's. See >>121850721
Not sure how many of these I am supposed to believe here.
>>121857104
All of them you faggot.
>>121857104
If someone went to the trouble of posting them on the internet they must be true.
>>121857089
Well fuck me. And I thought I've read them all.
>>121857137
But most of these are damn right autistic.
>>121852437
Its fun but I can't laugh at it...
>>121856948
you're wrong
>>121857104
You might as well believe them, who cares.
People on the internet bitch and moan about lying, but its not like you will ever learn that its a lie (unless it is scientifically disproven as someone will do if possible) and the story will have no effect on you.
Like for example if there is a raccoon sitting outside of your closed window and blinds. Odds are you will never learn if it actually is or isn't unless it knocks something over or causes damage. If you look out your window to check, it cannot account for the moments you were not checking.
These stories will most likely not disrupt your life, so just believe in them because its more fun than not.
>>121853892
Remember when we can shout MOOOOOOOTTTTTT every time there is an image swap?
;_;
>>121855257
holy shit, it's Alfonso Ribeiro
>>121857224
Which means they're true. Do you even know where you're at? The guy that went to Pakistan in order to kill Bin Laden didn't convince you?
>>121857179
Yeah right.
>>121857412
Found it. I think it's well known though.
>>121855992
Just rub it out in the bathroom like everyone else does.
>mfw /a/ writes better erotica than EL James.
>>121857369
>>121855335
>just kidding we need more of this, why the fuck isn't there more of this?
you must read joukyou nightmare by carn,
>>121857344
I must ask, how big is everyone's reaction folder?
>>121857921
44 exeggutors
One for every occasion.
>>121857921
280mb, 500ish images
>>121857966
>>121857921
>>121857921
297 mb
Much smaller than I thought to be honest.
>>121857921
about tree fiddy
>>121857966
>>121858006
No fucking way.
>>121857921
5.75 GB
>>121858006
>>121857966
>>121858006
>>121858074
dooooooooood pls no
>>121858074
>>121858129
>>121857921
What have you done
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>121848561
>>121851615
God fucking dammit i hate this shit. I have afriendwho is in absolute denial about crab having fucked Araragi after this scene. He insists that i "don't understand her character and she was obviously joking"
>>121858124
Ok, I won't
but here is a pic of the folder.
>>121858178
It's okay there is no way in hell he's going to post all 44 of them.
>>121858180
He wants his waifu to remain pure for him or something?
>>121858222
Nice trips also are those all from the same episode at the circus carnival thing
>>121858222
>>121858250
Thank god, we're saved
You never know, some people really are that dedicated.
>>121851931
A-at least he values race
>>121858281
No some are from the manga, some are sprites, some are from cards and some are from spin off games.
>>121858255
Crab isn't his waifu , not even his favorite monogatari. He's just thinks that everyone who say that they fucked is retarded and can't interpretate the characters properly since Senjougahara is always trolling Araragi so she must obviously be joking in that scene too.
>>121858222
post them all
>>121858296
I've posted them all a couple of times actually, with puns relating to coconuts and the pokemon, but, I am fatigued today and recently decided to be a nice person who makes others happy instead of someone who gets off on being annoying.
>>121858326
Well I bet she found Arararararagi's dick to be nothing to joke about.
>>121858312
do.... you just like eggs
why
>>121858326
Your friend is stupid, I suggest you stop talking to him.
>>121857921
1.9 GB, ~4500 images. No file structure or naming scheme.
>>121857966
Dude, ZIP that and put it on mega. I love themed image dumps.
>>121858382
Yeah I fucking love eggs and palm trees. I take a picture of a palm tree whenever I see one. The way they are tall relaxed creatures that pierce the pale blue sky. Something about them makes me feel warm. And eggs are cheap as hell and I eat at least 4 a day. I like them fried with runny yoke.
Today I bought organic eggs for the first time. I hope they are pretty good! Still haven't dared to poach one. I don't think I have the courage to risk it.
I also love pokemon.
I didn't take this picture, but it looks like its on Coronado island, which is one of the best places there is.
>>121858222
nice, creative
>>121858500
Palm tree reaction pics or gtfo
>>121858500
ANON IS THIS FUCKING YOU?!?!
>>121851160
>post "/a/, you are intolerably lewd" with a condescending daffy duck image as a thread when I felt like shitposting
>first reply is bugs bunny saying "can't help it doc, I'm addicted to cock stink"
That one post made the ban worth it. I couldn't breathe.
>>121858552
No, I'm not a common person who eats hardboiled eggs. I also wouldn't want to touch her and bring her inside my home. Looks sweaty and gross.
That screen never gets old though.
>>121858550
Exeggutor are palm tree reaction pics.
The one rule I place on myself with them is only official art.
>>121858129
1.3 gigs, I lost most of my stuff after HDD pooped on me.
