You're waifu is beautiful andcharming!
You promised to take her out on a date today. How do you spend this wonderful winter day with your waifu?
>>121803466
I would most likely take her out to the city. The city alone would make our date wonderful.
I know she is! Thank you OP, she is my sunshine.
Today? Well, then we would just go out on a walk, and spontaneously walk into a nice looking restaurant we could see. It's fairly late already.
But then, we can just spend the whole night at home cuddling! Nothing better than that on such a chilly night. Add some hot tea and a comfy movie to the mix, and we've got the perfect day.
>>121803569
>It's fairly late already.
Let's say you have an entire day to spend with her.
How would your waifu react if her breasts suddenly greatly increased in size?
>>121803466
We'd go to a cafe that sells Japanese cuisine, go book shopping, take a nice walk through a park afterwards where I can rest my head on Yomiko's lap as she reads me some poetry then after we get home, cuddle up in a warm blanket together next to the fireplace after I've made a pot of tea then we read something like Joyce.
>>121803466
Thanks, OP.
I'd most likely take her to the local city nearby, hit the arcades, have some lunch at a quaint little cafe and do some shopping together.
Later on we'd go to a restaurant for dinner. Nothing too fancy, maybe an Italian place. Then we'd head home, watch a movie andcuddle.Funnily enough I've planned to hang out with her this weekend. Probably won't do everything I mentioned because money, but still, would be nice to do at least some of them.
>>121804270
"Greatly increased" by how much? Are we talking moon-sized boobs here or what?
Assuming they had just doubled in size or something, she'd be most concerned about how much they'd affect her sporting activities.
Would yousmackyou're waifu'sbutt?
Does your waifu have a plan for the future?
What is her plan B if that plan should fail?Reminder to ask quality questions.
>>121803466
>Date day when I have a killer migraine.
My luck strikes again.
That said, a trip to the pier would be a nice change of pace. Perhaps even an aquarium; she'd like that even better.
>>121804270
She'd probably complain about the unwanted attention from turning into a Kloah drawing.
>>121804560
Only if I wanted to get stabbed as a result.
>>121803466
Take her out to dinner then back to my place towatch anime together.
>>121803466
>wonderful winter day
No such thing exists. Winter is absolutely horrible and we avoid going outside during this time of year as much as we can. Though I suppose we could go to a cafe, or to the cinema.
>>121804560
That sounds like something she would like, so yeah!
>>121804819
Her plan for the future is to maintain the current state of affairs.
>>121804270
Surprise, followed by smug self satisfacton.
>>121804560Maybe.
>>121804819
Her biggest dream is to be an Olympic swimmer, or at least do well for herself nationally. If not, she's thought about becoming a PE teacher.I'll try. I can't think of any right now.
>>121804560
Yes, but she'd smack me in retaliation.
>>121803466
Thank you, OP.
>You promised to take her out on a date today. How do you spend this wonderful winter day with your waifu?
Well, there is not much to do outside on winter, especially when there is no snow and it's rainy. Probably just go walking as long as we don't get too cold and then go drink some hot chocolate at cafeteria to get warm. Then we might get back to home, warm up even more by cuddling under blanket and relax watching some movie or something.
>>121804270
Probably be surprised and then be happy about it, at least until her back will start to hurt.
I wouldn't be really happy about it, she is perfect as she is.
>>121804560
No, unless she would like me to do it, but I don't think she would have fetish like that anyway.
>>121804819
>Does your waifu have a plan for the future?
I don't really think she has anything specified. She would probably just want to be housewife and haveourchildren.
But I don't mind if she would like to start a career or something, I would support her regardless.
>>121805025
>going back home after having dinner out with Rias
>and thenwatching anime
I'm fairly certain this is heretical at some point.
>>121803466
Thank you, OP!
In this part of Britannia, it is dark, raining, and freezing cold. She's not very interested in that when we have a cosy, comfy room with all we need to entertain ourselves. I think this calls for a postponement!
As mentioned before, neither of us are "date" people, so something ordinary like shopping together, dinner at a classy restaurant, taking a walk, and going home to warm up is plenty enough for us!
>>121804270
Once the confusion has settled, she'll have some lewd ideas, I'm certain.
>>121804560
During the act, sure.
>>121804819
She is torn between teaching flying and going to medical school, so she already has two plans in mind.
Eat out, build a snowman, go back home,then eat out again.
>>121804560Yes
>>121804819
A: Feed Yuyuko
B: Feed Yuyuko more.
>>121803466
We'd go out for for tea.
>>121804270
She'd be happy.
>>121804819
I do not know.
>>121805233
That man has no trigger discipline.
>>121804560
First as a joke to see her reaction. Then again if it looks like she liked it.
>>121804270
Both of us would be surprised at them getting even bigger. I prefer them the size they are now.
>>121805233
How can there be anything heretical aboutwatching animewith the woman you love most?
>>121805335
Commissars don't need trigger discipline.
Trigger discipline means you have to place the finger on the trigger before shooting, and that's one traitorous, cowardly scum that lives for a second more than the Emperor wants him to.
>>121805417
I don't know anything about Warhammer 4K, but, does the Emperor want to spend more in negligent discharge and possible friendly fire?
>>121804191
That'd remove the only unique bit from that question! But it wouldn't be all that much different, anyway.
>>121804560
Yes, without hesitation. Not in public though!
>>121804819
I've written about it before, but it's a bit of a complex issue with my Yunocchi, and thanks to that she often gets stuck in a bad mood.
But still, I trust that she will make it trough and find her path in life. With her skills and talent, and my support, I am sure she will succeed!
>>121804270
It'd certainly get a big overreaction from both of us since Yomiko's breasts are quite fairly big, if they get anymore larger they'd just look ridiculous and not sexy at all.
>>121804560
If we're being playful in our lewd time then yes I would, I see no reason other than that, I would never raise my hand against my waifu.
>>121805248
>Britannia.
Which part are you from my fellow countryman? I'm from Newcastle and you're right about it being bleak, miserable and cloudy weather, certainly seems like the type of climate where Cthulu would make his home. Just makes everything more miserable than it looks.
Erica is a cute waifu by the way and I enjoyed the OVA, Karlsland witches are such a fun bunch.
>>121803466
I'd have to assume tomorrow instead- Videogame shopping and perhaps a resturaunt or something.
>>121804270
Very surprised.
>>121804560
No. I don't think she'd like such a thing, and I am not into spanking/smacking, etc.
>>121804819
She's a CPU candidate, and she does her best so that she can one day be the best CPU and goddess.
I don't think there's a chance she would fail, but she'd find a way.
>>121803466
we would probablu go for some coffe myebe we could go for a walk and then we could come back home , and cuddle together in bed
>>121804270
as i said many times, i like her just the way she is, cow tits just wouldn't look good on her, but maybe she would be happy if they grew to a or b cup
>>121804560
yes
>>121804819
i don't think she really cares a lot about her future she is already rich but i think she would like to have a happy life and become someone important
>>121803466
Y-you too, OP. We'd go for a walk in the park, then stop off at a restaurant where we can just sit and talk for a while, before going home and cuddling, warming each other up. It's pretty cold here.
>>121804270
Badly, she's already very self-concious.
>>121804560
I think it'd be fun to tease her, but she'd probably slap me back.
>>121804819
She doesn't really have any plans, other than to keep protecting her best friend.
>>121803466
>-25c with high winds and snow blindness
>wonderful winter day
we'd probably be better off staying inside we can go out when it's warmer
make dinner together and have hot chocolate with marshmellows
>>121805492
given how accurate shots are in warhammer that's like having storm troopers shoot at each other
>>121804560
that sounds like a good way to get murderedyes
>>121804270
With great surprise.
>>121804560
I don't see a reason to.
>>121804819
Mai wishes to prove herself to her father who cast her out. I don't think that she really has a plan B.
Is you're waifu a scaredy cat?
Kagura might act tough, but she's not a fan of scary movies.
>>121806373
Yes. She's scared of ghosts, despite being half-phantom.
>>121805492
This is the Imperial Guard you're talking about. A soldier's life is worth less than the gun he carries. In DoW1, more powerful enemies can be feasibly killed by tying them up in hand-to-hand combat with your infantry and dropping an earthshaker artillery shell on top of them, friendlies and all. They have so many soldiers that it's cheaper to deal with a few more blue on blue casualties than it is to teach them all to take their bookerhook off the bangswitch.
>>121806373
she says that she doesnt believe in ghosts and goblins and that all that paranormal stuff is all made up, but she's not completely immune to getting spooked
>>121804270
I doubt she would like it. Her looks, charm and attitude attack men, not big boobs
>>121804560
No, and if I did, I'd be eaten alive.
>>121804819
I don't think she has one. She goes wherever the wind takes her.
>>121806373
Hell no she isn't.
>>121806507
Interesting.
>>121806373
Not at all. She'd be more scared of harm befalling her peerage.
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>>121803466
There's nothing interesting to do in town, so maybe we could try going out to the countryside, perhaps by the bay close by, and just spend time together there.
>>121804819
I actually don't think she does. That's actually kind of concerning, but I suppose I'm not one to talk.
>>121806373
Not at all.
>>121806373
Mai can be easily flustered, but she's very brave. She is able to stay calm in battle and act quickly and decisively.
>>121803466
It's quite snowy right now, so maybe go to eat somewhere. Unless the cold doesn't bother her, then I'd try to think of something more interesting in addition to that.
>>121804270
Probably be pretty surprised since that's not a thing that normally happens.
>>121804560
Yes, all the time. I can't keep my hands off it.
>>121804819
Well her biggest plan was making her ultimate kamui and she already finished it.
>>121806373
Nui fears nothing.
>>121805613
I'm from Kent, or the Texas of Britannia, as it can aptly be described to our Liberion friends.
Thank you very much! Yomiko is clearly a great girl - introverts unite! Erica is somewhat of a reader too, inspired by Ursula, so they could even compare notes, so to speak!
>>121806373
Not in the slightest!
Would your waifu quickly find a partner for pair exercises during girls' PE? With which waifu here would she end up?
>>121807266
I've never actually heard of Kent being refereed too as that but quite a funny name.
Reading seems to be the introverts perfect hobby, I know it's mine tied with my /a/ stuff, I wouldn't mind getting Erica's thoughts on a few German writers like Thomas Mann and Kafka, who I like a lot, considering she's a native to the country it would be wonderful getting her insights on them.
>>121807606
Yes, and even if she's not posted here, I'm pretty sure she'd pair up with Yuyuko.
>>121807606
I don't know if there are any Akenofriends in these threads but in-universe her partner would undoubtedly be Akeno. In-thread, I could see her getting along with Mai. Probably teasing her a bit.
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>>121807606
She usually skips gym class.
>>121807606
she'd likely not have any trouble finding a partner, but she'd probably just grab whoever she felt like regardless of if they'd be a proper partner for the exercise (height differences ect)
the most proper fit would probably be Nui, although I could see her grabbing Kagura if she was feeling competitiveI'd just hope she doesnt grab someone like Louise or Yuno because she might be too rough with them in the exercises and they'd have to sit out of PE for the next couple days
>>121807606
It's hard to say, it could go either way in terms of who she'd partner up with.
She might be able to relate to and befriend someone who's just as active as she is a bit easier, but she'd be very willing to assist anyone who's not as skilled at sports as well.
Her helpful nature would probably take precedent, especially if she's seen someone struggling at PE in the past.
Would you cheat on you're waifu with your onee-san?
You grown with her too, you also have to take responsibility for that.
>>121807606
Mai has a number of friends, so I don't think she'd have difficulties finding a partner for PE.
>>121807968
Mai and Rias certainly have similar physiques, so they could exercise together. And it wouldn't be the first time that Mai got teased during PE.
>>121808294
Fortunately, I don't have an onee-san. I don't want to be a cheater though, that's not fair to anyone.
>>121808294
I don't have an onee-san.
>>121804819
If her path to stardom fails, I imagine that she'd like to settle down and become a kindergarten teacher. She seems to have a soft spot for kids.
>>121806373
She tries to play the stoic card, but she does seem to startle easily. Not to paralyzing levels, but it is fun to see.
>>121807606
I can imagine that she shouldn't have too much trouble finding a partner, though who would be first is up for debate.
>>121806373
Not as much as you would think! Only when she really gets into it, but never genuinely.
She does get flustered rather easily though.
>>121807606
She would! Yunocchi is such a friendly girl, I'm sure that she could find a partner without trouble.
And it's not like she'd be dead weight either! I mean Yuno even managed to win the relay running competition for their class once.
>>121808294
>that feel when you have no onee-san, just an imouto you greatly dislike
>>121808294
I don't have an onee-san and even if I did I don't think she'd like it if her brother was a cheater.
>>121808294
I don't have an onee-san to cheat on with. My waifu is too great to cheat on.
>>121808294
>also have to take responsibility for that.
For what?
>>121803466
We'd go somewhere nice and quiet, away from others, so we could enjoy each other and the peace.
>>121804270
It wouldn't be too important. She doesn't put a lot of emphasis on her appearance, even though she has some self esteem problems.
>>121804560
Only playfully, of course.
>>121804819
She doesn't have a family and grew up in an orphanage, and so didn't think much about her future. She enjoys reading very much, so she could do something with that.
>>121806373
Yes. She has a lot of anxieties, especially about other people. She would sometimes run away to avoid talking to people.
>>121806373
Yes.
>>121807606
No idea.
Does your waifu have any friends you just wouldn't be comfortable with most of the time?
I think I could deal with Zansu without problems most of the time but it would always be over-looming how weird he can get. At least he's mostly harmless.
>>121808294
that is heresy
>>121808921
She has a history of extreme social anxiety, so she doesn't have any friends, except for one, Lilly. And I don't mind her.
>>121806373
Yeah, she got frightened pretty easily. Horrors would not be her favorite genre.
>>121807606
I dunno. She rather would not like such an activities and I think she is not enough confident to quickly ask nearest person who is not her friend, so maybe not?
>>121808294
Fuck off, manslut.
Goodnight, waifu thread!
>>121803466
I'm sure yours is too OP.
I'd start by going too the zoo, i'm sure she would like going to one for the first time.
Then take a walk through the city, find a restaurant that looks nice and eat there.
>>121804270
Very suprised, and probably bothered by it, seeing as she would have to get used to a lot more weight on her chest.
>>121804560
I would.
But gently.
>>121804819
She doesn't really have a plan, just a goal.
There is no plan B, because either she does it and succeeds, or she fails and dies.
>>121806373
Not anymore, but she used to be one when she was younger.
>>121807606
She would probably partner up with one of her "friends".
>>121808294
I don't have an onee-san, and even if i did i wouldn't.
>>121808921
Goddamn, that fucking show.
But i would probably be able to get along with most of them just fine.
>>121809071
Goodnight.
>>121807606
Yomiko would do her best to try and avoid gym at all possible costs and hide out in the library, I'd join her if possible.
>>121808294
I have no onee-san but that would be a horrible thing to do.
>>121808921
I'd get along with all of them, maybe I'll have conflicting share of tastes with The Papers since I'm not a fan of Harry Potter or Hemingway. They are a fun bunch so I hope they'll forgive me.
Goodnight everyone, your waifus are all cute and beautiful, I hope you have pleasant dreams of them when you sleep.
You were recently let go from your job. You've been keeping it a secret from your waifu because you don't want her to worry about the finances, and meanwhile looking for a new job, but despite your best efforts it's wearing you down mentally.
Your waifu eventually finds out, what does she do?
>>121807606
No, Hanako has severe anxiety with talking to others, and so she would find it very hard. I believe in her, though, and that she could.
>>121803466
What? What the hell. I didn't promise her anything. Today's just a Thursday, and I actually have Saturday off from work for a change, so we're doing something Saturday. WE'RE DOING SOMETHING SATURDAY.
I'll make her dinner tonight for a home date. Not that I don't already do that half the time anyway, but I'll splurge on the fancy ingredients. And then we'll watch A Night at the Roxbury, because why not.
>>121804560
People always ask me if I smacked that ass or if I grabbed it; The answer is always "Okay."
>>121804819
She used to not have a plan at all, and her current career is kind of her whimsical plan B. If plan B fails, plan C is to...fall back to default.
Not on my watch.
>>121806373
Scared? When you're a performer with a reputation of fame on a national level, there's no time to be scared of things, and even with horror movie buffs for co-workers, that includes scary movies.
>>121808294
I have an "onee-san", but I'm also not a mentally and sexually deranged anime character from a poorly-written show that panders with empty fanservice either, nor do I have a pure-blooded clan to preserve, so. No.
>>121808921
I think I could get along well enough with her friends. I'd just have to be careful with my eyes wandering.
>>121809276
She'd most likely ask to take care of all finances herself, since her family's loaded.
>>121804270
Probably be a little surprised.i personally would be a little upset. small/flatchests is love
>>121804560
Yes.
Pretty sure she does. If her plans fail she has the family business to go back to.
>>121806373
Nope. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
>>121807606
Her partner is always Sakura for these things.
>>121808294
No.
>>121809276
gently scold me for not telling her. She would help anyway she could till we got back on our feet. Possibly borrowing money from her family, I would scream internally knowing i owe her mother a favor.
>>121808294
>cheating
>ever
>>121808921
Tomo might be a little irritating at times, but apart from that I'd be fine around all her friends.
>>121809276
She'd ask me why I didn't tell her, since we don't keep anything from each other, and I would have said something if this situation really happened.
She'd then offer to help out as much as she could, by helping me find a new job and possibly getting one herself.
Do you have any silly/less serious songs that remind you of you're waifu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptNkfpgedv4
>>121809472
>Pretty sure she does. If her plans fail she has the family business to go back to.
>>121804819
meant for
>>121809276
Unfortunately, she has a bad habit of internalizing things and blaming them on herself. Hopefully she would help me find a new job while supporting me with her love.
>>121803466
Dinner at a nice restaurant, maybe a movie, then a vigorous session of lovemaking
>>121804270
[lovemaking intensifies]
>>121804560
Oh hell yes.
>>121804819
Her plan is to travel the world and just have fun. She can't possibly fail. She has all the time in the world.
>>121806373
She isn't afraid of anything.
>>121807606
Either Kallen or Holo.
>>121808294
But that's forbidden, anon kun.
>>121809276
My waifu would be mad I kept it a secret from her, then comfort me by having tender loving sex with me.
>>121808921
No.
>>121809276
I wouldn't hide it.
>>121809518
Not in particular.
>>121807775
That's because I made it up. Ha!
She has some interesting insights, but for anything more highbrow, Ursula would be a better bet.
>>121809262
Goodnight!
>>121807606
She's not the biggest fan of exercise so she can pair up with Yomiko and they can take it easy until the end of class!
>>121808294
Don't have one. Nonetheless, that question ended at "waifu", and the answer is "piss off."
>>121808921
Nope, I love them all.
>>121809276
>wearing you down mentally
We tell each other everything for that exact reason, so she would've known the day it happened. Mental stress can be poison to a relationship so I would never have kept something important like that a secret.
>>121809518
Nope.
>>121809276
She'd scold me a little while cheering me up, and cheer me on in my search for a new job.
>>121809758
>football without pants
Now that would be a reason to watch women's football.
>>121803466
>>121809472
Go out for some cake and tea. Try on some clothes at the shopping center and end the night going to watch the movie 50 shades of grey. i'm curious of her reaction to it.
How would your waifu react to 50 shades of grey?
>>121809518
No, and i barely listen to music anyway.
>>121809881
Confused
>>121809826
Would you let your waifu play pantsless football?
Let's see...
If I could, I'd take him to some kind of opera, but it has to be exciting. It's gotta be something like The Magic Flute or The Scarlet Pimpernel. - If it doesn't catch his attention and take him on an adventure, it's no good! After that, it's off to a diner for lunch. Honestly I'm hankering for ribs today, so we could share a huge platter perhaps? We could walk to and from wherever we're going, so we could enjoy the snow to and from the date. I kinda want to stop at the arcade shortly afterward, I'm curious at how anata would do at the games there. That's just about all I can think up for now. I want to hold my anata's arm while we're walking in public!
>>121804270
Telling me to get off of his new man-breasts and to stop spouting le funny /fit/izen maymays probably.
>>121804560
Surprisingly, no. I'd rather not have him doing it to me, so it's only fair!Butt pinching or grabbing on the other hand...
>>121804819
To be the best warrior he can be, of course! Plan B is sudoku.
>>121806373
Definitely not. He can even go out in the open sunshine (Akin to going into a flaming house in safety gear, I'd suppose.) without fear. His only fears I'd say are rather universal - Sometimes we and pillars are not so different.
I don't believe he'd enjoy doing anything horror-related with me despite that, however. If anything, I think he'd see that side of me as fairly strange and only an occasional blessing.
>>121806373
Not really a scaredy cat, but some things does scare her.
>>121807606
I don't see her having problems with that.
>>121808294
Nope. I'd kill myself before that. Besides, I have no onee-san, but Nepgear is my imouto.
>>121808921
I wouldn't be comfortable with any of her friends, really. The only one I could deal with would be Histy, the others not at all. I don't like any of them at all either. I'd try to avoid them at all times.
>>121809276
I've had two jobs, kind of, that I quit. So it's no surprise really. Finances would not be an issue anyhow.
>>121809518
There's a few songs that makes me think of her.
>>121809881
I don't think she'd want to read something like that at all.
>>121803466
Today, I suppose we could go to a cafe in the next city over, share some hot chocolate, and buy some cookies, scones, or some other nice baked goods.
There's other wintery stuff I'd love to do with him (tubing and cross-country skiing, for example), but at the moment, it's rather cold for that.
>>121804270
Probably panic?Or maybe that means he actually is a girl, and she's just going through a clutch growth spurt.
>>121804560
Gently, and when the moment's right.I'd rather grope it. Much like everything else about him (physically and personality-wise), Cronabutt is a miracle of the universe.
>>121804819
I wonder what he has planned for the future. He's probably more focused on adjusting to 'normal' life in general.
>>121806373
A scaredy cat and then some. Which makes his moments of bravery all the more endearing and respectable.
>>121807606
>girls' PE
But setting that aside, he'd probably just hang around on the sidelines.
>>121808294
No. I don't have an onee-san anyway.
>>121808921
Black*Star's a bit of a tool, but he (generally) means well and I have no problems with anyone else.
>>121809276
He'd surely be concerned, but if anything I'd expect him to be sympathetic towards me, as opposed to legitimately upset.Always at least one 'you're finally truly with you're waifu, but then life spits in your/her face' question, I see.
>>121809518
This is a more jaunty tune than my usual fare, I suppose -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wut994fxYA8
>>121809881
Probably equal parts flusteredness, confusion, and disgust.
>>121809881
Mai would probably be too embarrassed to watch it.
>>121808294
Nope.
>>121808921
I think her friends are pretty kind, all things considered.
>>121809276
Mai is the sort of person who wouldn't be judgmental, but wholeheartedly offer her support.
>>121809518
Perhaps this song is rather fitting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
>>121809905
She's not the sort of person who would want to do that.
>>121803466
Well, since it's late maybe a movie and dinner. Not terribly exciting, but fun and often involveshand holding.
>>121804270
I'd be a bit shocked, but I also would have mixed feelings about the whole thing. I'm quite happy with the size of her breasts as they are.
>>121804560
Yes and I'd hope she'd do the same to me. Often.
>>121804819
Difficult to say...assuming the church and dead apostles are out of the equation, I'm not sure. Maybe follow in her late father's footsteps and open a bakery? Honestly, running a local bakery with her would be a dream.I hope you like curry bread.
As for a backup plan, I'm not sure.
>>121806373
No. Kind of hard to be in her line of work.
>>121808294
No.
>>121808921
Nanako is sort of cute, but is 100% bullying material...so I'm okay with her.
>>121809276
She would probably be a bit frustrated that I didn't tell her. Even though I think she would understand the embarrassment I'd been feeling, she would still wouldn't be terribly happy about me withholding that from her. Once that was worked out, she would support me and make sure I was up to the task, but would ensure that I wouldn't become complacent.
>>121808921
I have a feeling I wouldn't really get along with Sae, well, not as in hostility, but rather it would just be awkward.
But Yunocchi will be there to diffuse the situation and get the conversation going! So no worries.
>>121809276
Yunocchi would be the first one I'd call, seconds after.
Yuno and I don't like to keep secrets like that from one another! It's best to be as open as possible, at least I sure won't keep things hidden. But in any case, the first thing she would do is to give me a great big hug and a kiss, to comfort me.
>>121809881
It's not her type of book, she much prefers cute shoujo love stories instead.
At best she'd just put it down a few pages in, then give it away.
>>121809881
Confusion before giving it to Akeno, who would then wonder why the book does BDSM in such a shitty and trashy way. They'd both laugh at the dialogue.
>>121809518
None other than the OP and ED of her anime.
Your beloved is in the mood for lewd. Through what means does she attempt to seduce you?
>>121804270
very surprise i guess?
>>121804560
gently yes
>>121804819
im not even sure. to be the strongest fleet girl? it doesn't matter, as long i have her on my side
>>121806373
nope
>>121808294
hell no
>>121810312
>You wanna have sex?
>>121809881
>"Oh hey, I think I remember Coach mentioning something about this kind of stuff..."
>>121809905
If she was offered to, she'd probably think Mr. Kimura had something to do with it.
>>121810312
If we were alone, she'd take a quite direct approach, if you catch my drift.
>>121807606
He doesn't belong in girl's PE, so I highly doubt he'd find anything but a tumbleweed rolling his way. Even then, I doubt anybody wants an aztec god of fitness looming over them while they stretch. My anata is probably too pure to sneak any peeks, but it's not as if they know that! I mean, there's always Dokuro, but I doubt that she'd desire to partner up with him either.Though while we're on the subject, if we were in a school setting, then I could see myself sneaking off to hang out with him a bit during PE. Tell me how my physique is doing, anata!
>>121808294
I have an onii-chan, but we've got a rather bizarre relationship that I don't quite think would allow for lewds. Still, that's just silly, Anonymous! I'd never.
>>121808921
Not so much as uncomfortable as very delicious-looking. While I respect my master's loyalty to his masters and his friends, anyone who tries to sneak a taste is getting a sunbeam up their ass. I mean, it's not like I'd have a choice in the matter anyways, so I highly doubt he'd have any pity for them either. The circumstances in which I'd allow a vampire to treat me as food are very few.
>>121809276
Eh? As if I'd do that! If my husband tried to hide anything like that from me, he'd have more to worry about me being pissed off at him rather than worried. I'm pretty staunch about being aware of how finances are used in my household anyway, so if he had a normal job and somehow got laid off from it, I doubt he'd be able to hide much from me anyway.
The main point of that is that I'd expect him to be similar about things. He'd want a hand in the money as well and it's all-around unfair to go and do something that I would have gotten angry at him for doing. That being said, I'd confess to him as soon as the time was right and discuss what we were going to do about this matter as a team. In any case though, I'd expect him to keep his patience and ask me why I hid it from him. It's as simple as that.
>>121804270
I guess she'd be very surprised. She doesn't seem too concerned about her breast size, but I guess she'd prefer an upgrade over a downgrade.
>>121804560
Occasionally, in private only.
>>121806373
She tries to hide it, but she's quite delicate.
>>121807606
She'd team up with one of her student council friends, but it was never stated whether they actually are in the same class. She'd probably have some trouble otherwise due to her intimidating presence. There are probably plenty who don't care about that, but I have no idea which particular waifu would be most likely to end up with her.
>>121808921
Her friends are all very friendly folks. I guess Saori invasiveness might be a bit problematic if we wanted to keep our engagement secret, but she's extremely nice otherwise.
>>121809276
She'd probably scold me a bit for not telling her. She was once in a very similar situation, so she'd probably understand my intentions all too well.
>>121809518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lNPKTx_Ii0
>>121810312
This. She's pretty direct.
>>121808921
Depends on a few things. While I would have to watch out for Meiko's drunken antics and Rin's notorious pranks, I'm not as callous as to turn my back to them completely.
>>121809881
It could give her some ideas, considering she tends to be portrayed as being a bit of a dom.
>>121809276
First, she'd want to know why I never told her. Barring that initial disappointment, she would be concerned more than anything else.
>>121810312
Just a simple whisper is all that she needs to do. With that voice of hers, it's easy to swoon over her.
I want to do lotus position with my waifu.
>>121809881
As a female S, Erica is very unimpressed by that garbage.
>>121809826
She thinks it should be mandatory.
>>121809905
Sure! I'd never discourage her from exercise as it's something we both need a little more of.
>>121810312
She tends to climb all over me, kissing, groping, assuming the position, etc. Not too subtle, but I enjoy it.
>>121810653
One of our favourites!
>>121808921
I don't think they'd like me very much. I wouldn't like me very much if I were them.
>>121809276
She'd be hurt that I kept a secret from her, especially a big one, but I don't think she'd blame me for the circumstances.
That said, I'm terrible at keeping secrets.
>>121809881
I could imagine her reading it because it's 'romantic', but quickly becoming uncomfortable when she realizes that it's not actually romantic at all.
>>121810312
She'd be quite direct, I think.
>>121809472
>>121810312
She's pretty straight forward about her feelings. I have a pretty innocent view of her so it would probably be along the lines of hugging me asking me to come to bed in a sweet voice. If i'm still too dense to get the hint she sits on my lap and says"i'm not wearing any panties.~"
>>121809881
She'd hate it. She reads a lot, so she knows a good story when she sees it.
>>121809518
The entire Wham discography probably. It's hard not to hear his namesake band without thinking of him also!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvDi04MPvCQ
>>121809826
This exists, actually! It's called the Lingerie Football League.
>tfw you aren't forced to flaunt your panties in front of a crowd and live TV just to achieve your dreams
I'd post a reaction image of I and my husbando's face, but I don't think a reaction image exists that's ecstatic enough to portray that.
>>121809881
Extremely confused, especially if we'd already done anything BDSM-y. There'd be a lot of "You told me that one should never do this. If that's the case then why are the people in this book doing it?" He'd probably be worried about what poor humans are doing to each other after that.
>>121809905
He already walks around pantsless in general, so that's probably exactly how he'd be playing football. One doesn't need a cup when their balls are already solid steel.
>>121810312
Probably some kind of silent skinship. I doubt he'd be able to say what he wants directly and out loud.Unless I made him, that is.
>>121810312
She's not experienced with that sort of stuff and would probably just say it.
She might mess around with me a bit before saying it though.
>>121810653
I can't wait to try it out!;_;
>>121810668
My waifu has the exact same body type and hair style as Erika. What sex position do you like with her?
>>121810312
Unfortunately, she doesn't have any experience with that or with being intimate with others, so she would just be direct, albeit nervously.
>>121803466
Thank you OP.
I'll take her to the places she wants to go.While holding her hand.
>>121804270
She'll be happy and surprised, but then she'll wonder why and be confused.
>>121804560
If she did something bad.
>>121804819
She wants all people in Earth to listen/hear her songs.
I don't know. Live happily with her friends while still singing occasionally?
>>121806373
She`s the type that would act like she`s tough then cling to me seconds later like a koala.
>>121807606
All the girls in her class would die to be her partner.
Hibiki.
>>121808294
But I don't have an onee-san.
>>121808921
I'm okay with Chris, but its just awkward when I think I'm alone with her. I don't think we'll be able to talk about something.And she was my most favorite Symphogear before.
>>121809276
Tells me not to worry because she makes much more money than me anyway.
>>121809518
Almost every Mizuki Nana song reminds me of her. When I listen to Nana`s songs and see her dance its like I'm automatically seeing Tsubasa in her place.
>>121809881
Red as fuck because its 2lewd for her and wonder why they are doing those lewd things.
>>121810312She'll hug me and try to undress me, only to fail miserably because she's too embarassed, then I'll just do it for her.
Speaking of lotuses, what would your waifu do if the Lotus-eaters offered lotus fruits to her?
(Mai is pretty level-headed, so I think she'd refuse to eat it if she were aware of their properties.)
>>121810312
It wouldn't take much. A tight embrace and a kiss would cause me to melt.
>>121810653
A sentiment shared by most anons.
>>121811071
Ciel is fairly guarded, so I doubt she take any.
What sort of music and literature does you're waifu enjoy or what do you think she'd enjoy?
Would she like your collection or be put off by it?Is there a song you'd want to make love to you're waifu to?
>>121811071
she'd probably eat it if she thought it looked tasty and they told her it was food
I don't know if they'd actually affect her or not thoughI'd say she doesn't have experience with narcotics but she did start a highschool club about wood glue, so it's questionable
>>121810312
Very subtly, just through body language and that lovely, seductive, and irresistible look in her beautiful eyes. Or rarely, a soft, barely audible whisper into my ears while cuddling
Although, if we are already in bed, then she might get a bit more direct!But going into details there is just too lewd.
>>121811071
I doubt she would trust them, maybe tempted, but wouldn't take any ultimately. She may be a little innocent, but she is rather smart!
>>121811209
Yunocchi likes shoujo manga and soft light music with female vocals. But it's not like she partakes in either too often, after all neither are her main hobby!
I don't listen to all that much music, so my collection is pretty much non-existent. But there's nothing out of the ordinary in there, besides, I'm pretty sure I'd just listen to whatever she does.
>>121811209
Hanako's much more well versed in literature than I am, and she's read a huge amount of stuff. I don't know what kind of music she'd like. Maybe stuff that's relaxing or peaceful, although that varies from person to person. As for my collection, my music is mostly just dadrock, and I don't have that many books, unfortunately.
>>121811071
Would refuse immediately.
>>121811209
She's a real Japanophile so she'd probably read everything she could about Japan, if she hasn't already. Would most likely be interested in my collection and make recommendations or borrowing from it.I can't think of any song in particular.
Which waifu here would have trouble getting along with yours?
>>121811209
I usually joke about her listening to chillout, but she'd probably like music with soft vocals or even something she could dance to.
The vast majority of my music is video game OSTs, and I doubt she'd like that very much.
>>121811684
She'd probably put off everyone initially.
>>121811071
If she would not notice the people were acting strange she would eat it.
She has experience with drugs, so she would probably catch on on time.
>>121811209
She'd probably like books with a comedic undertone and music that isn't too serious.
I don't have a collection, but she would probably approve of my tastes.
No, but i would like to do it sometimes with her.
>>121811071
Her manager would put them off.
>>121811209
I think she enjoys all kinds of music. As for literature, I don't really know what she likes. I can imagine her buying a book on how to make friends though.
She'll like it becauseits mostly J-Pop.
>>121811684
I doubt she'll get along with anyone asides her friends except they have befriending powers too or have some common things with her.
>>121811684
Most of them would probably dislike her at first, she acts cold and a bit rude to people she doesn't know.
>>121810312
He'd probably try to suggest it indirectly, albeit in an awkward manner which makes obvious what he really wants. Perhaps he'd be much more ambitious (verbally and/or physically) from time to time.
>>121811071
They might not have a hard time convincing him, honestly. But on the other side of the coin, it's just as likely he simply wouldn't know how to deal with the whole situation.
>>121811209
I have no idea what he'd enjoy reading (in-references to the Book of Eibon aside). Music, I'm inclined to assume classical, of the 'dark' variety. It fits his general image.
I think he'd be okay with it. The sort of music I like is cheesy, but not inaccessibly harsh or 2deep4u.I recall there was one, but I can't remember which it was.
>>121803466
Yes she is. She's the loveliest
It's nighttime already, but if it was earlier, I'd like to take her ice skating. Winter's almost over, so let's make the best out of it.
>>121804270
Interesting. I'm not sure if she'd like it or not. Bigger breasts comes with its side of problems as well.
>>121804560
Can i grab it? I'll do it gently
>>121804819
She doesn't have any long-term plans
Just live life the most.
>>121806373
Somewhat yes. Typically things that happen in horror movies. Things she's scared of, she tries to put on a tough face or try to avoid it altogether.
>>121807606
She isn't too picky with pairings in P.E.
>>121808294
>cheating
>ever
>>121808921
Not really. If I had to choose, Rina.
>>121809276
She'd probably confront me about it and give me an earful. Even though I'd be a terrible person to keep a secret from her, she'd probably help out the best way she can, no matter if I liked it our not.
>>121810312pinned down on top, helpless, hands interlaced.
>>121811209
She seems to like jpop and songs easy to dance to. I'm not sure about my music collection
>>121803466
i don't because im a shutin, so we spend the afternoon at my place.
going outside sucks when you're in murrica, overly self important people everywhere
>>121811071
She's much smarter than myself. She'd probably sense something is fishy...
>>121811209
It's one of our clashing points. She has a thing for Latin and Trance, whereas I'm more into Rock and Classical. As far as books go, though, we're pretty open.
>>121811684
She plays the big sis role pretty well, so she should get along with quite a few. That said, her looks tend to inspire feelings of envy in others, even those just as attractive.
>>121811071
She does have a sort of "Try anything once" kind of mentality, but she's smart enough to not eat things given to her by strangers.
>>121811209
She's a bit of a Rock chick, mostly 90's rock onwards. In terms of literature she's not much of a bookworm, only magazines and school textbooks.
She's taken more of a liking to my music taste than when she first listened to it. She appreciates 70's/80's music a lot more now, at least.I'm not really sure. I can't think of anything that wouldn't sound immensely corny and put us both off.
>>121811684
I don't know, she's pretty friendly towards pretty much everyone she meets.
>>121811684
She can be hard to get to know/talk to, due to her anxieties. Anyone who takes the effort will know what an amazing person she is underneath.
>>121804270
No idea.
>>121804560
Vigorously.
>>121806373
Nothing scares her, to be honest.
>>121810312
Drugs me, walks in with anything from her assortment of lingerie, or just asks.
>love huge mammaries, wide hips, thick thighs, and fat ass
>waifu is flat as a board and skinny as a twig
You will never know this suffering.
>>121811684
I don't think that would be an issue. She's very open-minded with the people she meets.
>>121812237
>not adjusting to her
You have to make sacrifices sometimes, anon.
>>121812237
Could be worse. I'm a massive pervert and she's pure as can be. I don't want to subject her to my weakness.
>>121810312
A gentle touch in the right place and a coquettish wink.I will then wait for her to head up to the bedroom first, after which a blur will seen zooming up the stairs leaving a trail of fire behind.
What would you do if your waifu took up or quit smoking?
>>121812389
She wouldn't start smoking, she's smarter than that.
>>121811071
No.
>>121811209
I think she'd like more upbeat music.
>>121811684
I don't know.
>>121812389
She wouldn't.
>>121812389
I wouldn't be so much concerned for her health since Devils are pretty resilient and I doubt smoking would do anything but I've never liked the smell of smoke and nicotine. No idea what I'd do, probably just ask her to stop smoking?
>>121812389
I'd be very sad. Her smoking would be detrimental to her health, and thus detrimental to her goals.
>>121810312Cute and flustered, asking if I want to do something more lewd. I dunno.
>>121811071
No idea what that is, but I doubt she would.
>>121811209
I think she'd enjoy classical, pop and similar.
I listen to mostly rock, hard rock, or calmer music.Then Snake Eater on repeat most of the day.
Eh... No. It'd disturb it.
>>121811684
Any of the mean and/or perverted ones.
>>121812389
Well, she probably think smoking is a dumb idea, but if she did start, I wouldn't care too much. I'd assume her powers would make sure nothing bad happens. That said, I smoke, reluctanty, at times, but have to stop since I might get surgery.
>>121810910
Nice! I call that "built for speed." She is rather domineering so some kind of a cowgirl/lotus hybrid is our favourite. We do all sorts depending on how lazy we feel.
>>121811071
Refuse, as she's too smart for that. She already has plenty enough dreaminess and apathy anyway!
>>121811209
She reads all sorts, as her tastes are generally less narrow than mine. As for music, I let her browse my collection and found out pretty quickly that she's a metal girl. Up The Irons!
Lovemaking music? Some inoffensive background stuff at the most. Anything else is too distracting.
>>121811684
None of the ones I recognise, but I don't know all of them.
>>121812389
She's already a drinker so us two smoking together wasn't much of a stretch. Oh, you mean cigarettes? I couldn't complain too much as it's a battle I'm still fighting on and off.
>>121809881
>How would your waifu react to 50 shades of grey?
After being with me for an extended period of time, she'd probably laugh at how tame it is.
>>121810312
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1148353
>>121812389
She wouldn't see much point in doing so! Yunocchi isn't really obsessed with looking cool, and wouldn't need it's positive effects either.
Not to mention it smells, is expensive and even annoys others around you. It's definitely not for a wonderful girl like her!
>>121812389
I wouldn't mind, considering I have done it before. Not any more, but I've done it.
>>121809351I ordered her figma directly from GoodSmile.Damn you, my paycheck is almost gone.
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>>121812389
That would be way too hot for her, and I doubt they could ever replace her lolipops.
Could you're waifu even lift?
>>121806373
Nah, she isn't. She 's seen some shit. And I think horror movies would rather bore than scare her.
>>121807606
She would pair up with some other slacker so they can pretend to excersise, taking every opportunity to laze around.
>>121808294
I don't even have an onee-san.I want to call Reimu onee-san thoigh
>>121808921
Nope. All the people she considers her friends all cool with me. Now, people who she does not even like but who still hang around at her place sometimes, that's a different story. Like, I could never stand Cirno or Rumia. Ever.
>>121809276
She would be angry, both about losing the job and not telling her. But I wouldn't hide it in the first place.
>>121809881
She would probably laugh at that shit
>>121810312
Rub herself all over me and saying "Heeey... Hey, let's do... you know... come on..."
>>121810653
The best there is.
>>121811209
She likes liquid drum and bass. I don,t think she really reads much.
As for love making music? I usually play some calm, relaxing album, if any.
>>121811684
I think someone shy or anxious, since she tends to be cold and harsh towards people at first. No one can tell that she i not really like that at first.
>>121812389
I've smoked for some time, he did a few times as well. I had to quit it recently, and I promised her I won't be smoking again, so it's settled.
>>121813464
My waifu could propably shatter brick walls with bare hands
Would you're waifudonate to the shrine?
>>121813464
She lifts the weight of the world off my shoulders.
>>121813464
I would like to think so considering she has been calculated to be able to travel at 25% the speed of light.
That and she's a swordsman
>>121803466
Home made food and lighting a fire in the fireplace will have to have suffice. The weather is deplorable.
>>121804560
Everyday, broski.
>>121806373
Madoka can be quite the shrieking violet at times. Easily scared and very shy, especially when it comes to boys.
>>121807606
>Would your waifu quickly find a partner for pair exercises during girls' PE?
Yes.
>With which waifu here would she end up?
I always answer with Yunocchi for these kinds of questions, but I'm gonna say something different this time. I'm sure she'd get along with Nepgear enough to do PE exercises with her.
>>121808921
I'm sure myself and Kyouko would get into quarrels over many things.
>>121809276
But I tend to see myself as a stay at home husband. So let's take this the other way around. I would be pretty upset that she didn't confide in her husband over the issue. And I would wonder where she went in place of going to work everyday.
>>121810312
Things that could get me going? Well let's see.Blowing in my ear or whispering in it would be a good start.
>>121811071
I'm fairly sure Madoka wouldn't eat something so foreign. Though on the other hand, she is very susceptible to temptation.
>>121812389
I'd remind her that alcohol is superior.
>>121813464
She could but she's more of a magic-type.
Meh I'm sick with a cold so I'm inside today :( I hope she will take good care of me
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>>121813464
Probably. She's a lot stronger than she looks!
>>121812389
she's only shown smoking in the opening, so I don't think affect much since she isnt a pack a day smoker or anything, and she doesn't do it often enough I'd notice she quit
>>121813464
not sure how much it weighs but she swings it around pretty effortlessly and can blow up rocks by using her hand as a squirt gun so I'm going to go with yes.
>>121813464
Not really. She's just a normal high school girl, after all.
>>121813551
I don't see why not, she's quite traditional despite her tomboyish nature.
>>121812237
I'll never know the "suffering" of being a shallow prick? Good to know.
>>121812389
I don't completely hate the idea, but I'd still be concerned about potential long-term health issues as a result. Still, as long as he's reasonable about it (especially if it helps soothe his nerves), I wouldn't be vehemently against it.
>>121813464
He's shown to be far above average in terms of physical strength (because of the black blood), so yeah. he probably could. And probably fairly easily, too.
>>121813551
I don't see why not.
>>121813464
>Could you're waifu even lift?
She hurts herself just running laps so lifting is out of the question.
>>121813551
>Would you're waifu donate to the shrine?
Yes.
>>121806373
A huge one, she's especially scared of ghosts.
>>121807606
She's got a few friends she could pair with.
>>121808921
Not really, I'd mostly just be annoyed by them. I'd probably be the one making THEM uncomfortable.
>>121810312
An awkward one, she's even less experienced than I am.
>>121811209
I think she'd like most kinds of literature and music, she doesn't really have any strong preferences regarding it. She'd most likely enjoy the books I have, the majority of my music is anime OSTs, she probably wouldn't enjoy listening to most of it.
As for the spoiler: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e05RpYnKSq4
>>121811684
The genki ones.
>>121812389
I don't think she would in the first place, but I wouldn't stop her. She's very focused on her strength and staying healthy.
>>121813551
Only if it's not a shrine for the biblical God. That would be extremely painful.
>>121813551
>Would you're waifu donate to the shrine?
Sure
>>121811071
I think he'd have less of a problem eating lotus fruits and more of a problem eating Lotus-eaters. Even then, I doubt that human narcotics would effect pillar men. They can't even stay fat for long, much less succumb to something like that!Doesn't mean that I still wouldn't see what we could do with the whacky tobacky though. It's the thought that counts.
>>121811209
His tastes in literature and music would clash a little. He'd probably like something funky as far as music is concerned, but with literature it's all adventure, philosophy, and history.
He'd be surprised by my collection. I don't read much, but I also like philosophy and ridiculously old books as far as reading material is concerned. I've still got a book filled with translations of some of Seneca the Younger's letters gathering dust somewhere around here, and I've read the entire Hagakure for purposes of understanding my husbando a little better. My musical tastes at all over the place, so I'd expect varying opinions from him about that. I like Prokofiev just as much as I like MaxNormal.Tv, for example.I'm pretty sure there are some songs I'd have rough sex with him to, I just can't find them at the moment.
>>121811684
Most would, I'd expect. Ironically enough, he'd probably gravitate more brash and tomboyish waifus soon enough.For some context, he's had a bad past with women and children, so seeing a frightened waifu might bring up some mighty awful memories...In any case, I wouldn't fear any! I don't think I'd strongly dislike any waifus here, so I'd be able to help both of them out. My husbando might despair once he realizes that most of his friends are now young women, though...
>>121812237
Oh, it's size queen anon! How goes it? Are you filling your days of despair with plenty of PS Vita?
>>121803466
I usually don't like the cold weather, but I would take her out to a cool restaurant we never went to and experiment! Probably eat some spicy food.
>>121804270
She is already pretty well endowed, I have no idea.
>>121804819
I'm not sure actually. I really hope the new Higurashi goes into what her life goals are. In the timeskip during Kai she seemed to be a regular business woman.
>>121807606
Probably with her best friend.
>>121808921
Honestly I'd be okay around all of em. K1 and Mion are super bro tier, and Rika and Satoko seem like so much fun to be around.
>>121809276
Says its okay but is actually upset that I didn't tell her earlier. After all, we are together, we need to tell each other everything that bothers us. We cannot keep anything from each other.
>>121810312
That is something for me to know and me to not share.
>>121811209
I assume she would like typical things, nothing out of the ordinary.Honestly whenever I hear this song, I imagine our sweating, naked bodies swaying and dancing the night away to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCU-9-_YP_sWell now, thats enough lewd.
>>121812389
Uh, tell her the risks and hazards and hopefully convince her to stop.
>>121813464
I'm sure she always does. She`s strong as fuck.
>>121813551
Yes. She might put absurd amounts too because she's rich anyway.
You're waifu cooks something for you. What is it? Is it delicious?
I doubt Tsubasa could cook anything. I bet she'll just buy something because she can't cook and she might burn the whole kitchen.
I want to fuck my waifu.
>>121814274
Well, whatever it is, I'm sure it's delicious considering how long she's cooked for Yuyuko-sama.
>>121814274
Just a bowl of rice. She's got next to no cooking experience.
I'd still enjoy the heck out of it, because she made it just for me.
>>121814443
I'd rather make love to my waifu.
>>121814274
No idea what it is but it's assuredly delicious if it's made with my waifu's love and dedication.
>>121813464
Could? Yes. Will? No.
>>121813551
Sure, why not? Haruhiism doesn't forbid that.
>>121814274
I'm not sure what it is, and it doesn't look too delicious either...
I understand the situation, 7-san. Erica was even made to sign a paper saying she wouldn't cook anything on base. We make do with my mediocre cooking now.
>>121814443
>>121814505
Ehh, depends on the mood. Sometimes, I just a nice, tender love making session with her, and other times, I just want to give her a good wall slamming fucking.
>>121814274
She struggles with cooking due to the heat, but she tries her hardest regardless. Still, it would be much easier for her to make frozen treat instead.
>>121813551
She would!
>>121814274
Miso soup! Or some kind of soba. The former is one of her best, and she knows how much I like it.
Or maybe stew.
>>121814274
she can cook but has a history of 'secret ingredients' and has on multiple occasions made food that comes to life.
supposedly it's tasty
This thread is fucking weird
>>121814845
You new here? This is the usual stuff.
>>121809472
>>121814015
>>121814274
>You're waifu cooks something for you. What is it? Is it delicious?
Yes, she is a good cook.
>>121814274
She likes to cook and experiment with new things, so I'm sure it is delicious, whatever it is.
>>121814845
Welcome to your first week on /a/, newfriend.
>>121814845
Did you feel it was necessary to post in this thread? Why?
>>121814871
I think it's blatantly obvious that he's new.
>>121812237
>not liking twiggy qts
Your loss.
>>121814845
its about to get weirder
What is the strangest crossover art you've ever found of your waifu
>>121815045
Kurisu's legs are hardly twiggy.
Sure, she's flattie flat flat, but not a twig.
Tied between this and Deadpool
Also, there are people who actually think Guts could beat Youmu. I mean Guts is tough and all, but I can't see him beating relativistic speeds.
>>121814845
Yes, yes it is.
>>121815150
>>121815171
She's a cute twig. She's not flat though.
Post a drawing of your waifu!
Don't be ashamed! Post it! How can you say you love her if you're afraid of posting a drawing that you made out of love, affection and effort for her?
>>121812389
I doubt he'd chain smoke due to his work and his moral code, so I can't see it happening. He'd have the personality of someone who I'd expect to start otherwise. It's not as if it particularly bothers me, I can't even smell the smoke anymore due to my entire family smoking. Making him go outside would probably be the worst thing about it.
Though in all honesty, I'd be curious about seeing him to something like that. I'll be he can do something really cool with the smoke, what with being a warrior of the wind and all!
>>121813464
You have no idea.
>>121813551
Perhaps.
>>121814274
Probably something fairly ancient and very simple. I wouldn't expect it to be stunningly delicious, but if it's healthy and wholesome and from him, I'll gladly eat it! I sort of want to teach my husbando to cook modern food and see how he does. I'm sure he enjoys it coming from me already, but it's important to be self-sufficient, you know?
>>121814443Lust. Let me tell you how much I've come to lust for you since the day we met. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my soaked pantsu. If the word "Lewd" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one billionth of the longing I feel at this micro instant for you, for your body. Lewd. Lewd.
>>121815150
Can't think of any that stands out. Honestly, my husbando IS the weird crossover. His KAMIZUNA ARASHI and other such poses get a lot of attention from silly crossovers.
>>121815385
I don't wanna. I don't have a scanner, and I can't be arsed to take a picture. It's not a great drawing, but I tried. I can tell you that, though.
>>121815385
Sure.
This is my masterpiece.
>>121815150
Its not weird and its cute in fact, but I can't just imagine Tsubasa starring in a show for kids when she's mentally unstable herself.
>>121815385
last time I tried I feel like I insulted her more than anything, but it was digital, so give me a few minutes to try my hand at a 3 inch by 4 inch doodle
>>121815150
I haven't really gone looking for crossover art so I only have this one official image. I'd pay serious cash for this as a separate game.
Daily reminder that your waifu won't age with you, and that as you grow older, she'll eventually move from your wife to your daughter, and fucking your daughter is wrong.
>>121815150
I've never saved anything that I found that farfetched, usually because of poor quality.
>>121815385
Here's what I did for her on Valentine's Day this year.
>>121803466
Watch a movie or do something in the snow, there's enough of it around.
>>121804560
Yes, it's the best.
>>121806373
Not really, I think the magic helps with that.
>>121807606
I think she would have been popular person for people to try and partner with.
>>121808921
No, I like them.
>>121809276
She would be slightly mad then try to cheer me up, but I wouldn't hide it.
>>121809518
http://youtu.be/1d-aWMQuoS4
>>121809881
Be embarrassed I guess. I don't know anything about it besides that it's lewd.
>>121813464
Yes.
>>121813551
Most likely.
>>121813587
>alcohol is superior
If I was addicted to anythingbesides herit would be that.
Oh wait.
>>121814274
Shy could cook anything and I would eat it, of course it would also be delicious.
>>121815150
There are pictures of her with Mazinger and Sonic. I get Mazinger, but why Sonic?
Why is it always Sonic?
>>121815614
That doesn't even make sense
>>121815614
What if she has an actual birth date?
>>121815385
I just drew it on a notebook, but I want to kill myself for letting the paper get damaged.
I also drew something on Valentines, but I don't have a camera nor a scanner at the moment.
>>121815654
>Why is it always Sonic?
Because Fate is fast? Because of her Sonic Form?
Well, I'm tired, so I'm going to sleep, have a good night with you're waifus, anons!
>>121813464
Probably not.
>>121813551
Yes
>>121814274
Something basic.
>>121815385
Don't have any.
Would your waifu a whole?
>>121815969
I'd a whole waifu.
>>121815150
The JoJo crossovers are a bit strange, but really cool.
>>121815969
She would a whole me, just like I would a whole Yuno.
>>121815969
Are you asking if I would fuck my waifu's hole? Because the answer is yes. My waifu is a slut.
Does a true waifu like it in the pinky AND the stinky?
>>121815969
A what?
I would a whole Tsubasa though.
>>121816100
>true waifu
Huh? I think anal sex isn't a requirement of love, but it's nice to see you're waifu be a slut for you.
>>121816100
Mine does.according to doujins
>>121815790
Nice job there.
At least you have a picture of it intact, right?
>>121815969
A some. She can't let herself gain too much weight, after all.
Do you prefer a one-piece or two-piece swimsuit on you're waifu?
As much as I love when she shows off her tanlines in a two-piece, she has to wear a one-piece first for that to happen, so I slightly prefer it.
>>121803466
We go to the movies, and go for a walk afterwards.
>>121804819
Swim professionally. I don't know about plan B.
>>121806373
No, I'm she'd be pretty brave in most situations.
>>121808294
>cheating
Faggot.
>>121808921
Yes, fuck Sae.
>>121809276
Get angry probably. She'd scold me for being reckless, and then feel saddened I went behind her back.
>>121809518
I can't think of any
>>121809881
Sickened but curious.
>>121810312
A simple look is enough, maybe do that thing in movies where a guy is sitting in a chair and the girl hugs him from behind.
>>121813464
Swimming is very taxing on the body. She might as well lift.
>>121814274
A wide variety of things ranging including full meals, medicine, and chocolate.
What part-time job do you think you're waifu would be best at?
>>121815385
Well, I did this recently, even if I forgot a piece of the ringlet and the earrings. He isn't my anata without them, so I'm a little ashamed. ;_;
In any case, I tried to go wide.
>>121815614
Well, he IS immortal, so that's just obvious. It's not as if it makes me unhappy, though! He can have his partner at all the best ages that way. I almost can't wait to get to ara ara~-ing age and give him the ol' pool boy business.
>>121815969
He'd half a whole piece and wouldn't think twice.
>>121816100
Well, it's not as if he'd have a choice...
>>121803466
Take her to a nice restaurant.
>>121804560
No.Ok, Yes.
>>121806373
She doesn't seem to be the type to get easily frightened
>>121808921
There are a few, but i'm not going to say any names.
>>121809276
She would probably end up being the voice of reason for me.
>>121810312
I am always seduced, she just has to say when.
>>121811209
I'm not sure about either, besides maybe books on magic.
She would unfortunately, probably think of it as bland.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MplkNuTCLi4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BZi3fIg50s
Depends on the mood.
>>121813464
She doesn't need to. Strength in numbers.
>>121814274
It could be anything , and i'm positive it would be delicious.
>>121815150
This, but honorable mentions to MSA-0011 A.L.I.C.E gundam alice.
>>121816779
I don't think my waifu can do anything asides singing and fighting. Maybe some kind of job involving karaoke like sampling songs and cutting things?
>>121813464
She's pretty strong, so I'd bet she can.
>>121813551
I don't see why not.
>>121814274
Neptune said Nepgear makes some nice pancakes, so maybe a few of those. I bet they're delicious, since she's the one making them.
>>121815150
I guess this kind of counts?
>>121816775
Both are okay. Both are lewd in ways too.
>>121816779
Pretty much most jobs.
>>121815385
>>121815543
>managing to properly draw anime eyes
not even once
probably would have been a lot easier if I had proper paper on hand for this
>>121815614
what if I just made myself immorta- wait no that's basically how the show starts
>>121815969
a whole lot
>>121816779
She might enjoy working at a sports shop, or maybe as an assistant PE teacher.
>>121817151
I know your pain, I feel I can never quite get Kagura's eyes right whenever I draw them.
>>121809881
With the most deadpan face, I could imagine...
>You mean people actually enjoy this porn for entertainment?
>>121810312
If by "seduce", you mean "stoically drop innuendos and teases to fish for a response before the subtext turns more playful", then sure.
>>121811071
There's something that eats cars from a British motor company?
>>121811209
She'd probably like pop and rock, like I do.
I think she'd like my collection; after all, fame is the goal of an idol.
And...I dunno, something from Collective Soul or deadmau5; I know, that sounds weird...
>>121812389
I would rather kiss an ethanol funnel than I would an ashtray.
>>121813464
I don't know about lift, but she's definitely fit.
>>121814274
Chocolate helicopter cake.
>>121815150
There's someone on Pixiv that did several iM@S/Deadpool pieces that's actually kind of cool.
>>121815385
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48743110
Shameless link plug, since I want to use another image for my post.
>>121813129
Good choice, brother. I did too, for the bonus exclusive face; it's going to be a pricy purchase, but it'll be worth it for me, and I've got no regrets. Take care of her when you get it!
Funny enough, figma Rin was my first figma, I received her on September 16, 2013, and this was the first picture I took of it. I bought her because it was an iM@S action figure, despite not knowing anything about CG or her. After that, not only did I really lose my wallet to figmas, I became a super CGnerd, and I wanted to learn everything I could about Rin. Is that what you call love at first sight? Thus, I consider that as our anniversary date. Funny way to meet, huh?
So tell me, guys: How did you first find out about your waifu and when was that anniversary date? Was it love at first sight, or a gradual appreciation?
>>121803466
I'd take her on a drive somewhere and we'd stop to eat. It's too cold to do anything fancy.
>>121804270
She would be greatly annoyed by this.
>>121804560
All the time
>>121804819
Nope, we coast along and enjoy the ride.
>>121806373
Not really, but she's not macho tough. She's a happy medium. Really calm and cool.
>>121807606
She'd sit alone and be picked last like a huge loserjust like me
>>121808294
I'm the oldest child in my household, and I wouldn't fuck any of my siblings, especially over Mado.
>>121808921
Not really, I imagine we'd share the same small circle of friends.
>>121809276
Gets angry and bitches me out for hours on end for taking that long to spill. She then bluntly tells me she's finding me a new job, and does so.
>>121809518
'Everyone is Fundamentally Lonely'
>>121809881
>WOW THIS IS SHIT DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN KNOW WHAT A BDSM FETISH I'M ACTUALLY AGITATED AT THIS SHIT THANKS A LOT"
>>121811209
She'd like a weird hodgepodge of classical stuff and weird electronic music.
Not really, my taste is pretty down to earth, I think.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBy1NUHi1I8
>>121811684
Probably a lot of them.
>>121812349
Help them as best as I can, I know how shitty being hooked on something can be.
>>121813464
lolno
>>121814274
Frozen waffles and pizza, it has to be
>>121815969
A whole donut.
>>121817314
While I definitely was in love with her the first time I met her, the more time I spent with her, the more I fell.
>>121816775
Both are irresistibly cute, I don't have a preference.
But there is something about seeing my Yunocchi in a frilly pink bikini that is just wonderful.
>>121816779
She worked part-time in a convenience store, even got to wear a cute little santa outfit!
Artistic jobs would be hard to find with hours like that.
>>121817314https://www.yunocchi.net/meeting.html
>>121817527
Yuno
Yuno I love you
but this website
>>121817314
It was a beautiful accident. Watched Index just for a stupid reason, and that snared me. Railgun cemented the feelings. This was late '09 and I wasn't really sure what to do until 2011, so the day of realization is our anniversary, 1/23.
>>121815150
Nothing too strange.
>>121816779
Maybe a tutor.
>>121817314
I first saw a picture of her on /a/, but I fell in love with her as I watched the series.
>>121817609
Someone just had to comment on it to raise my curiosity. I just had to look at the website to satisfy that.
Holy shit. I needed something to really cheer me up. That was, just. what
>>121817314
I picked up her anime because it sounded interesting and almost immediately the first episode I wanted to read the LN too. January 9th, 2012, love at first sight.
Good night, thread. May you all dream of your waifu.
>>121817314
That is actually a cute story, Rinbro.
It took me a long time to realize my feelings for Tsubasa. I didn't even like her that much at the first because she was one hell of an edgelord, but when her arc came and got resolved she got better, and somehow I got interested in her. But my favorite Symphogear that time wasChris, and she was just3rdin my best girl list in Symphogear withChris as first and Hibiki as second.
Then G came and for some reason I don't know I became more and more interested in her then one day I realized I love her. Then that was the day I declared in my heart that she is my waifu. I had complications and some doubts if I really love her, but now I'm here, posting about how much I love her.
Our anniversary is on August 25.Which coincidentally, is also my father`s birthday.
>>121817314Knowing me, she'll never leave the box
>>121815150
I do have a couple of odd ones, more random than strange.
>>121815385
I honestly haven't tried... yet. I write instead.
>>121816775
Totally 50/50 on that. I'll have to think about it more...
>>121816779
Flight instructor.
>>121817314
28th September 2010http://erica.waifu.pl/about/us.html
>>121803466
We would spend the day inside hersubmarine
>>121804560
Of course
>>121817609
>>121817899
Fuck off back to tumblr, you fucking retards
>>121809472
>>121817314
>So tell me, guys: How did you fir st find out about your waifu and when was that anniversary date? Was it love at first sight, or a gradual appreciation?
Love at first sight. I saw a clip of the show back in 1999 and just had to know more. I'm glad she was exactly as i imagined before watching the show. I cant rememebr the date but i will never forget that feeling when i first saw her.
>>121816779
>What part-time job do you think you're waifu would be best at?
Maid cafe.
>>121816775
>Do you prefer a one-piece or two-piece swimsuit on you're waifu?
One-piece swimsuit.
>>121815150
>What is the strangest crossover art you've ever found of your waifu
Other than mlp? Probably the amount of fanart involving Kanon and Modoka Magica.
>>121815385
>Post a drawing of your waifu!
>Don't be ashamed! Post it! How can you say you love her if you're afraid of posting a drawing that you made out of love, affection and effort for her?
I used to draw her all the time. Even a couple of short non-lewd doujins. I'm not posting it right now, maybe next thread.
>>121812389
Start to feel awkward.My ex took up smoking before I got dumped
>>121813464
I'd like to think not, but she was able to launch a tuna like a dividing driver.
>>121813551
I've no reason to doubt it.
>>121814274
She can cook pretty well. Wonder if she'd try to get me to eat more tuna, though...
>>121815150
Pic related.
>>121816779
Teacher.
>>121817314
I remember when she came out, but we didn't officially meet until the LA concert back in 2011. Was hesitant to admit the attraction due to baggage from the break-up (even though at the time it had been several years since it happened). Then, amidst a migraine induced mania, it finally clicked with me that she was different; that she was worth more than I was giving credit for. Our anniversary was the day I first acknowledged our feelings to one another: February 14, 2012.
![[Seto_Otaku]_Rosario_to_Vampire_-_08_[BD][1280x720_H264-AC3][1D9AFCEA].mkv_snapshot_10.09_[2013.02.07_19.46.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nGFMjDt.jpg "[Seto_Otaku]_Rosario_to_Vampire_-_08_[BD][1280x720_H264-AC3][1D9AFCEA].mkv_snapshot_10.09_[2013.02.07_19.46.13].jpg")
>>121816779
See >>121814656
>>121817314
It's pretty simple. I saw her posted here back in 2008, and since I was fairly ignorant to current shows at the time, I decided to give the anime spin. I can't remember the exact date, so I just say that the whole month of July is our anniversary. She had her hooks in me by the second episode she was in, pic related was what sealed the deal.
>>121817314
My memory of finding out about AzuDai is kinda sketchy. I just remember enjoying high school slice of life shows and gave it a watch, around 2010.
I had left it for a while after watching the first few episodes and picked it up again about a year later. Even though she was my favourite character as I was watching it, I didn't fall for her until pretty late on in the anime, episode 23 to be exact.
That was some time in November 2011, but it took me until around April 2012 to accept the feelings I had.
>>121817609
Did you find the secret on the main page?
Yuno is cute!
>>121814274
I assume it'd be something small, or he'd just follow a recipe to the letter. Maybe a variety of stew. As long as it's made with love, it'll be delicious.
>>121815150
Most of the 'weird' stuff is just fanfic-tier and medially executed. I do have a picture of Cardcaptor Crona, though.
>>121815385
I have this one, from after Christmas. I've been in a bit of a creative rut with drawing lately, so sadly I don't have anything (but one unscanned image) newer.
>>121815969
A whole, but not an unreasonable proportion.
>>121816775
One piece (as in swim trunks) is the most obvious choice. I'd love to see him in aspeedothough.
>>121816779
Part-time, it's hard to say. I dunno, deliver mail, or cut fruit, or something. Actually, he'd probably prefer to volunteer, in a way that helps people. I get the impression he would enjoy and benefit most from that.
>>121817151
>>121817310
Eyes are something I've always struggled with too. Almost every good set of eyes I've drawn is a fluke.
>>121817314
I first found out about him from a thread on /a/. I saw Crona in a video well before that, but at the time I had only the most vague idea who was who, or what was going on. Our anniversary date is October 25th (2013), basically around when my feelings for him became most paramount. Admittedly, there wasn't a specific date, so much as I chose that as the time to celebrate in earnest.
Falling for him was very gradual. A thing I didn't completely acknowledge, at first. (Hence the chosen anniversary date). But the more I watched his show, the more he grew on me. I started going on lengthy hunts for fanart, imagining little scenarios of us together, and the rest is history.
>>121807606
If they know about the life fibers, either everyone will want to or everyone will be too scared.
>>121808294
>Look mom I'm shitposting!
>>121808921
>Does your waifu have any friends
No. The closest is Rei and they don't exactly seem to get along well enough that I'd call them friends.
>>121809276
I don't keep secrets.
>>121810312
Pretty direct. Straddling me, presenting to me, just telling me she wants it, and similarly direct methods.
>>121810653
I want to exhaust the entire karma sutra and write a few new volumes with Nui.
>>121811071
I doubt she would eat random stuff, or that it would ever really effect her in any sane amount.
>>121811684
Anyone strong enough that it would be fun for her to beat them down a few notches.
>>121812389
Well I don't think it would seriously effect her with the fibers healing effects, but I'd still prefer she didn't.
>>121813464
Yes.
>>121814274
She could probably be a good cook if she wanted to learn.
>>121816775
I'm a two piece guy.
>>121816779
Is any sewing stuff part time?
Also, it would be funny if she was working some kind of brute job part time. Like a bouncer or repo or something. People trying to start shit since she's a helpless little girl, and then they quickly learn how horribly wrong they are.
>>121817314
First saw her on a gif in the catalog right after her debut episode. Made me watch KLK. Liked her from the start, but it took time to fall in love.
>>121817609
Do you have a waifu site? Mine isnui.waifu.pl
>>121803466
I want to go with her to the Rockefeller ice rink. I think she would enjoy it a lot.
>>121812389
I doubt that'd be something she would enjoy
>>121813464
She's fit that's for sure
>>121813551
Maybe
>>121814274
Something with matcha! And of course it's the best!
>>121815150
a poorly shopped Yuu precure on dA
>>121815385
I'm trying, and I've been better than my last attempt, but I'm not ready yet.
>>121815969
Would she a what?
>>121816779
Maybe a candy store cashier
>>121817314
Gradual love at first sight. It was something that just clicked when watching the series.
>>121817609
I wish I was dedicated enough to create a website for her
>>121817314
Around 3 years ago, I was buying a PS3 for Dark Souls, and I picked up some other games along with it, I saw some threads on /vg/, thought it looked cute, and I got it. The game was meh.
Though, the rest is things I can't really share.I said bad things, thought bad things. Stuff that would make anyone hate me. Being an edgy 15 year old edgelorde wasn't fun.So after weeks of torment, I actually loved her.It was gradual and took a long while. That said, she did drive the edgy out of me. But I'm sure she hates me.
I believe it was the 20th september.
>>121816775
One piece, though she does look amazing on a two-piece.
>>121815385
Fine. Here's a quick sketch I made, it just turned out like this I swear. I wasn't being cheeky.
>>121816775
Once piece, although a two piece also looks amazing on her.
>>121817314
I found my waifu after seeing a few Amagami threads and deciding to watch the anime. I knew something struck me differently about her when I first saw her, and I started saving every picture I could find of her, but I didn't realize "Ai is my waifu" until a bit later. Our anniversary is March 16th.
gotta go every one. till the next thread.
Have a good night with your waifus.
>>121819314
Good night
>all these waifu websites
>mfw can't do one because I don't understand how to do website shits
Fuck me.
>>121819412
It's easy. I should do .pl sites in exchange for drawings.
>>121804342
>read something like Joyce
Pls leave your waifu and be my husbando
>>121818745
haruka pls
>>121803466
Take her to the local bakery for warm beverages and cookies, then walk over to the library and pick up a movie to watch tonight
>>121804560
Fuck yes
>>121806373
Nah, she loves horror movies
>>121808294
No, adultery is a sin
>>121813464
Ye
>>121814274
Wurst, and it's great
>>121815969
40 whole. That's as many as 4 10s, and that's terrible
>>121817314
I can't remember all that stuff but I just know one day I realized everything I felt
>>121819412
I know that feel. It seems like something I could grasp, but at the same time, I don't know for sure, and I don't want to waste anyone's time only to find out I can't.
>tfw I just finishedDigital Devil Saga 2
I'm too tired now, I'm also new here.Please be gentle
>>121820924
Nice. Where can I subscribe to your blog newfag?
>>121812389
I would advise him to quit and make sure that he does.
>>121813464
He's a servant, he could lift like crazy.
>>121807606
Im sure people would be flocking to be his partner for PE, though he would choose me~
He's likely to go with someone he has the best advantage with so maybe wham?
>>121808921
Ones a french woman the others a dragon, i would feel 'Very' awkward.
>>121809518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8HW_Nou6DM
Heh
>>121809881
It would give him too him many ideas, he would want to try a lot of them. please no~
>>121816775
Two piece, we'd see something bulging in a one piece.
>>121814274
It would most likely be burned.
Along with the house.
God i am late to this thread~
>>121804270
Joy.
She would bounce with such happiness.
>>121804560
Damn straight.
>>121804819
Have fun with friends.
See the world.
Get married.
>>121806373
She's a strong dependent girl.
>>121808921
Maybe Shion.
Can't deal with her being insane around me, even if she's bro.
>>121809276
I'm rich and so is my waifu.
Losing my job isn't a big deal but I think my waifu would prefer if I find a job rather than stay at home.
I agree with her.
Being a neet fucks with you.
>>121810312
Getting naked is a great mood teaser.
>>121812389
Tell her to stop because smoking is bad.
Drinking is fine since you can stop anything but smoking is shit.
>>121813464
She actually does.
Every day.
My waifu is pretty fit for a young girl.
>>121815614
Wuuut?
>>121816779
She's polite and looks good in a maid outfit, so perhaps she could work at a maid cafe.
>>121811684
I don't think that Mai would probably not get along well with the more evil or sadistic waifus; Nui for example.
>>121813464
Yes. Her grimoire enables her to display superhuman strength.
>>121813551
I don't know. She's not really religious. I guess that she might in order to be polite if she visited.
>>121814274
We don't really see Mai cook in her series, but she's good at housework so I imagine that she would be good at it if she tried to.
>>121815150
There doesn't really seem to be much of that.
>>121816775
I guess I prefer a bikini, though I like both.
>>121817314
I discovered Mai when I saw a page from her manga featuring her get posted on /a/, which prompted me to download and read it. I liked her from the start but it took a few weeks for me to realize she was it. So it was gradual.
>>121822470
What the hell country do you live in that makes it seem like you're on all day? I know you're not from the Anglosphere, your English is way too stilted to be non-ESL.
>>121822569
You never know, my English is terrible and it's the only language I know.
Have you made love to your beautiful, sexy waifu today?
Good night /yfu/
>>121822890No, but I'm about to
