What would you cook for the best girl in a romantic dinner?
I'd feed her semen straight from my penis.
>>121716157
Why should I cook for her? She should cook for me
>>121716435
you're a terrible husbando anon
>>121716157
Hard boiled eggs.
>>121716519
We're talking about dinner anon, not breakfast.
>>121716157
i would make her a creme brulee and hot piping sausage if you knew wot i meant.
Sum nice haggis
I'd pour my batter into Kirin's oven and let it bake for nine months.
>>121716157
Nothing less than a Manchu-Han Imperial Feast.
>>121716611
I refuse to believe you know how to make that.
>>121716611
have a spotted dick, bro
>>121716822
she's fat enough , anon.
>>121716157
why would you eat a pizza like that?
Caesar salad with sliced boiled eggs mixed and seasoned with Dijon mustard.
I'd place her in a highchair, then spoonfeed her applesauce and make her drink milk from a baby bottle.That's not milk.
