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shinobu is displeased
At my dick?
>>121707699
Did you use the secret trick?
>>121707680
You just need to pat her head, anon.
thinly veiled Bird thread?
Crab the bestest.
>>121708189
old and busted
>batfags in charge of making good threads
>>121708632
>implying other monogatari threads are any better
It's the same waifu wars shit as always.
>>121707680
good, shinobu a shit
>>121708760
Shinobu.
Snail can't compete and piss piss is shit.
why hasn't anyone shopped her belly preggers yet
>>121708825
Pregnancy fags are the worst.
>>121707680
I'll give her a foot rub to cheer her up.
>>121708862
>pregnancy fags
just to get a little variation on the picture, I have fapped to it so much, its bound to get boring one daybut it is not this day
>>121708788
shit taste: the post
>>121708862
>not fantasizing putting a baby in your waifus
what kind of a faggot are you
>>121709049
>waifus
I hope you meant to finish that sentence with belly
>>121709072
Yes, waifus' bellies.
Is there something wrong, anon?
>>121709102
>multiple waifus
Could you afford paying child support to your waifu?
I could
>>121709232
I could.
Since I don't earn any money I would not have to pay her anything. I can easily afford paying her 0,00$ a month for the rest of my life.
>>121709232
>implying I'd pay child support
We'd get married and live a happy life raising our daughter together.
>>121709261
and yet you claim a waifu without feeling any shame?
Why do people even like Shinobu?
I liked her when she was basically a mascot but she became overly Mary Suey when she finally opened her mouth.
>>121709314
>fall out of love
>get consensually divorced
>can't support your daughter financially
>her new stepfather can
you dun goofd
>>121709323
I do! I have lots of free time to dedicate to my waifu and I get enough government money to live comfortably.
What would I possibly be ashamed of?
>>121709232
>child support
Anon are you a nigger?
>>121709351
Why would you even say that?
>>121709366
>niggers
>paying child support
quite obviously not
>>121709232
How's it feel to be a cuck?
>>121709466
>taking responsibility makes you a cuck
ooga booga were de waifus at
>>121709420
They do when they get 'You are the father'd
>>121709466
>automatically assuming that the kid is from someone else
How does it feel like mentally being a cuckold already, anon?
>>121709495
with what? Foodstamps?
>tfw almost 3k€ after taxes
>tfw could easily support a waifu and child
>>121709486
>having your child(ren) and wife be taken away from you by another man have them be taken care of by him
>I'm n-not a cuck! I'm responsible!
>>121709511
I never said anything about the child, if he can't keep his waifu satisfied and happy and needs another man to do it while he pays for it he's a cuck.
What is with /a/'s obsession with cucks?
>>121709557
>having taken away
what If it doesn't work out between you, you'd rather stay together unhappy? Is that what you'd want for your waifu?
even if you are married, how do you raise a child and keep a wife without any money
>>121709620
its a site-wide obsession right now, but its not nearly as bad on /a/ as it is on /int/ or similar boards
best way is to just ignore it
>>121709625
You have to be pretty beta for that to happen. You're probably having second thoughts about your waifu, you just don't love her, who is she? I bet she'd make a fine addition to my harem.
>>121709524
3k a year?
>>121709700
I'll rip out your guts if you lay as much as an eye on my waifu fucking subhuman haremist scum
that being said its just a trauma because my parents got divorced while I was a child and my father never had any money
>>121709732I've earned 1,5k in a single week before
>>121709763
>>121709732
also month not year
>>121709780
'no'
>>121709780
muh dick
I don't understand people who are into piss.
What exactly turns you on about it? Do you like to watch the girl pissing? Do you want her to piss on you? Do you want to drink it? Is this some masochistic humiliation thing or not?
>>121709864
its piss why would you want to understand them
>>121709743
I'm sure she's a cock hungry whore, who is she m8? I bet she's already a part of my harem.
>>121709865
>pointy tounge
disgusting
>>121709864
I never really thought about it. Exposure maybe? Just kinda happened.
>>121709805
No shit.
>tfw student making a mere €800,- month which I then proceed to all spend on liquor because parties.
My dream of moving will not be realised for a while.
>>121709864
>What exactly turns you on about it?
It's something "embarassing" and done out of sight (some people are paranoid about being heard too), which makes it interesting.
>Do you want her to piss on you?
Maybe, not on the face though.
>Do you want to drink it?
Nahbut maybe have a taste by cleaning up.
>Is this some masochistic humiliation thing or not?
Not for me.
But I know somebody who'd do it all the way, so I could ask him.
Also everything piss related is (obviously) better in 2D than in 3D. I delve much deeper into the fetish there, than I would in 3D.
>>121709864
>>121709986
>Do you like to watch the girl pissing?
Also yes, that's my main interest about it.
>>121709981
That covers my monthly apartment fee.
don't really have anything else to spend money on tho, I eat steak for 35€ at least once a week but thats about it
>piss piss
>glasses
Holy shit, why I have I never imagined any of them in glasses before?
Also, why does Yotsugi get included with the loli's so often. Shes not one, shes a doll from a 100+ y/o corpse.
>>121710058
prepubescent body
there are no real lolis in the show, shinobu is a 500+ yo corpse and Snail is a Ghost of an 11 years dead girl
REMOVE VAMPIRES
>>121710058
>imagined
m8, have you forgot this episode?
>>121710362
Apparently I have, and yet I was talking about loli catbat in another thread.
>>121707680
It's depressing that someday, relatively soon, there will be no more Shinobu in Monogatari.
Everything about her just drives me crazy. I don't think I'll ever be more attracted to another 2d or 3d person as I am to her. It's not even just that she perfectly matches my tastes, she's so perfect that my tastes reshaped because of her.
>>121710654
We'll always have our dreams to be with her in, anon.
Or become a tulpafag
>>121709326
>Mary Suey
But that's the whole point of her character, nigger. Did you even paid attention to her backstory?
>>121710734
I honestly wouldn't mind developing schizophrenia or some shit if it meant being with Shinobu and having permanent autismbux.
>>121710825I already have all those things and still don't have a Shinobu tulpa
What am I doing with my life?
Kaka!
>>121710825
>>121710869
Why not even go even further if you are already that far gone? Why not rip off your own heart or some shit and offer it to her like the people in her town did?
>>121710961
>rip off your own heart
Do you mean 'out'? Anyway, what would I offer it to? My computer screen?
>>121710869
I'm pretty sure tulpas are still manifested in a 3d form so it probably doesn't work out.
>>121710961
How would doing that benefit her in any way? I'd gladly die as a meal if she needed it though.
>>121711012
Make an altar for her, dude. Use your imagination.
>>121711066
I could just convert my ebola-chan altar I guess. Hopefully I won't get unholy retribution for doing so.
>>121711051
>not being able to die for your waifu
But, I'm sure with enough self-delusions and a touch of insanity, you could get a tulpa.
>>121711188
You've inspired me. I spend all my money buying figures and dakimakuras of my waifu, but I've never thought about taking it a step further. A shrine, dedicated to her. I'll make that my new goal in life.
>>121711237
meant to quote >>121711066
>>121709864
I'm into it mostly out of voyeuristic reasons, though partly for humiliation. I kinda like watching since they're secretive about it, I like seeing them humiliated as people look on at them peeing themselves.
I'm still pretty revolted by it in real life, I could probably enjoy watching a girl pee, but I wouldn't want her pee anywhere near me or anywhere where it would make a mess or make my things smell like a public toilet.
>>121707915
"Patting me on the head isn't enough. You'll have to massage my breasts."
>>121708189
Damn right. I finally found a doujin that was somewhat worthy of this perverted mistress. Orgasm denial and everything. So good for the soul.
>>121708788
Doll because dat ass. Also those eyebrows. She's totally a sex toy.
>>121708825
Because nobody has faggot rage that bad.
>>121709034
>adding more shit to shit
stop.
>>121709314
OH SNAP SON. True /a/ blood right here.
>>121709326
>She's an 8 year old with a doughnut fetish.
>Mary Sue
She might start coming close to Mary Sue if she was full grown. Right now she's a mix of so good and so weird, just like at the other girls.
>>121709357
I was madly in love with my first girlfriend (smart, very sexy, manga artist) but she missed her period so we decided to do a pregnancy check. It was positive. I almost died. I have never felt such enormous stress in my life. Just the idea of raising a child is a REALLY BIG DEAL.
Just think about it Anon. Oh, it turned out to be one of those "legendary rare" false positives. fml.
>>121709620
/a/ probably feels like they can't please a woman. So they make fun of themselves. Read a book nigga.
>>121709743
>parents got divorced, boohoo
Yeah, so did mine Anon. I remember living in a shity little apartment with my mom and sister and worrying about EATING. That said, I must compliment your fierce attitude you have about your waifu. It made me tingle. Beautiful.
>>121709864
Piss Piss. I was always fascinated by the idea of watching a girl piss. It's different than guys, and it's I like seeing the expression of relief on her face. That said, I don't want her to piss on me (why would you do that it's gross), NO I don't want to drink it (wtf), and I don't want to piss on you. Pissing is not sexual for me, but certainly interesting.
>>121709981
Euro-fags gettin' that money!
>>121710058
Shinobu is over 500. That said, her body is probably the most mature of the three. She is a cute little shorty though. Fucking eyebrows, gives me a boner everytime.
>>121710654
>No more ShinobuNigga do you even read?
>>121710734
I actually had a dream about Doll a few nights ago. She had been turned into a chicken, and we had to turn her back using magic spells.
It was fucking weird. But Doll was cute and sexy and that's all I need.
>>121710825
Nigga don't be an idiot. I've got it, and I don't see Shinobu anywhere.
>>121711237
Just learn to draw.
Infinite Shinobu for life. Anyway you want her.
Kaka.
>>121712544
Kaka indeed.
>>121710734
>Extreme Mind Mastery in order to perfectly envision an 8 year old blonde.
Just have a daughter anon.
post birdtits
>>121712572
What is Shinobu's favorite sport?
If you were going to make sweet love to Shinobu, what form would you want her in?
Would you still have sex with your mortal girlfriend if you knew it would arouse Shinobu?
Kaka.
>>121712934
Caca.
>>121713032
you funny guy
>>121712544
It doesn't work like that though. You can't masturbate to your own drawing. You can only see the work put into them and not just the image itself.
Where the fuck is Shinobu from even? Is she Asian or White? I wish her true name was revealed already.
>>121713621
Shes originally a princess from some European Country.
>>121712994
Who is this semen demon?
>>121714040
>princess
>like 27
>>121709620
>>121709699
It is the new generation's "-fag". A generic insult that gradually will become non-insulting and used as a placeholder for describing persons in general.
In the post-moot era of 4chan newcuck will replace newfag.
>>121714890
Newcuck sounds hilarious though.
>>121714890
All of this thanks to the cucklord himself.
>>121714890
I still think we should call newfags "moots."
>>121715315
agreed
>>121714890
I like "-friend". I know it's never used but when it is I feel like we're actually living in a community, not in a gayboy bathouse.
cuck I think will stand on its own as an insult/descriptive.
>>121714937
It's only a matter of time until it becomes "newcock" and then we're all going to be faggots again.
>>121715315
'moots' should replace everything. Newmoots, oldmoots.
>>121707680
/hide thread
good bye autistic nerdfags
>>121716551
Another one bites the dust.
"Are you guys going to walk me home gently now that the faggot has left?"
>>121716514
>cuck I think will stand on its own as an insult/descriptive.
I fucking love the cuck insult. I burst out laughing every single time someone uses it.
>>121716551
Get cucked, you fucking cuckling faggot.
>>121716602
>find doujinshi
>crabxkaiki
disgusting
>this entire arc
holy shit it hasn't been this good since Nise
>>121717078
Yeah I was disappoint.
>>121716700
>cuckling
that's just too good.
