You do have your waifu as your phone wallpaper, don't you?
>>121577203
Of course, even if her beauty can get a bit distracting sometimes.
>phone
what's that?
>>121577259
A walkie-talkie with a bunch of additional gadgets, gramps.
>>121577203
Lyle do you still have the sadbrains?
I've just got a shitty flip phone with a small low-res screen so I don't even bother.
Waifu as PC wallpaper, husbando as phone wallpaper.
I haven't changed it for a while
>>121577541
Rikafag pls.
>not having yourself as your wallpaper.
>>121577753
Do you masturbate to yourself as well?
>>121577203
Not technically. I have a mountainside landscape in the evening, adorned with many picture frames of her and a subtle app that counts our days together (1607).
Of course
I had a phone once, but it barely saw any use so I cancelled the contract and have never looked back.
>>121577203
>your
Something like that.
>>121578185
Nice Wallpaper
>>121577203
My phone has been lost for a while. Instead, she is my Vita start screen.
>>121578495
Thanks
>phone
For what reason?
>>121578585
Browsing /a/ on the go.
Also not getting lost.
>>121578585
For talking with our frie-
Oh.
>>121577541
>not having waifu as lockscreen and husbando as wallpaper
Weak
>>121577203
No, it's a really small screen since the model I own is like 10 years old. Not like I need anything better to call my parents once a month.
>>121577203
Yes. This on tablet and one of my phones.
>2015
>having a phone
>>121577203
who the fuck is that
>>121577203
How did you know?
>>121580497
Get the fuck out.
>>121578681
>Browsing /a/ on the go.
This is pretty much all I use mine for. The last time I received a call was somewhere in the neighborhood of 2 months ago.
No, she is 14 years old.
>>121577961
plebbiest of waifus
she's so fucking bland.
Having a normalfag locked screen is a must.
>>121580497
You're too new.
>>121580585
Just a hunch anon.
Posting in worst thread, but she's not my waifuI swear
>>121580714
I don't see you're waifu giving any lectures
>>121580787
This. Otherwise all it takes is one person asking you for the time and then you're sunk.
>>121580585
lum is mine go away
Would you use the Machine of Lum the Mad?
>>121580885
>>121580787
Learn the art of subtlety.
>>121581108
Like this'?
>>121581108
You still run the risk of meeting a weeb and then you're fucked.
>>121581520
You've only got to hide your power level from the normalfags.
>>121581376
of course...
>>121577203
Obviously.
>>121581584
Nah, if you encounter a weeb that doesn't have any common sense you're fucked. Believe me, I also had something subtle like this as my wallpaper and a black chick approached me screaming "Another otaku !!!" when she saw it.
>>121581584
No. Hide your power level from EVERYONE. Anime fans are fucking cancer, and I'd rather a normalfag see my phone than a fucking weeaboo.
>>121581866
>>121582623
This exactly.
Yup the snail qt
>>121583033
>Virgin Mobile
Like we didn't already know
I don't give a fuck if people see it. No one I know cares enough to give a damn.
>>121583105
>posting on /a/
Pot, meet kettle.
>>121581108
A subtle lockscreen can be just as nice.
>>121582961
ok that's a good one anon haha
>>121583033
What VM phone supports Spark?
>>121583105
Enjoy paying 80 dollars on your phone bill
>>121583896
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+VM+phone+supports+Spark%3F>>121584055Dead joke is dead
Not waifu, that'd be hard to explain to others
>>121584185
I was just curious about what he actually had, as a former VM customer with a WiMax "4G" phone.
Nope, just powerlevel hiding wallpaper.
Nope, feel free to give me a Shinobu one though.
I mean...
>>121585487
NBR a shit
>>121580892
>>121580585
>>121580854
>>121577203
Megane please, Lum can only be your waifu if your birthday was in April 13
Yes, yes I do.
But of course
![Movie 01.mkv_snapshot_01.07.30_[2014.04.16_15.00.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3DwyXeb.jpg "Movie 01.mkv_snapshot_01.07.30_[2014.04.16_15.00.30].jpg")
>>121585677
I'll do anything!
>tfw have an iphone
>>121585761
That looks pretty bad, dude.
>>121577203
No, otherwise my parents would actually send me to a psycho ward. I've managed to avoid that twice and don't want to risk being considered a weirdo again.
>>121585893
I was kidding about the thing of april 13, but talking seriously, waifuism is canon in the universe of UY, Lum is the waifu of a lot of people, especially Megane, but the only one who is going inside Lum every night is Ataru.
And seriously, how can anyone not like a guy like him?
>>121586025
>not wanting to see you're waifu looking comfy everytime a slut text you.
Pleb.
>>121586429
Not him but your homescreen looks like shit
I wouldn't expect a CCfag to understand anyways
>>121586494
Yes tell me of your higher tier of subjecting organization.
>>121586429
I'd like to see the sluts who are textin a dude who plays destiny and shiity mobile games.
>>121586577
Ask your mom.
>>121586556
Look at the fucking thread, some posts here are miles better than yours you fucking pleb.
Also nice Galaxy s5 and shitty cleaner widgets
Lrn2/g/
>>121586642
my mom's dead
>>121586720I chuckled
>>121586674
>galaxy s5
note3 you untermensch. AlsI everything in you argument is subjective.
>>121586787
>subjective
It's not, It really does just look like shit.
>>121586720
I know.
>>121578185
Share it, faggot
So... what do you guys do when a girl sees your phone??
>>121586787
Touchwiz is still shit and you're still a pleb
>>121586867
Girls?
>>121586867
Tell her the truth.
>>121586833
>it's not because I'm autistic with OCD trndencies.
yeah it's just the logical processes in you head due to malformations your brain while in the fetal stage.
>>121586897
Yeah but my phone is 10x bether than yours.
>>121584287
Edgy
>>121587016
You don't have to be an autist with OCD to notice that your phone looks like shit.
>>121586867
Tell them it's my waifu. Straight up. It's not something to hide.
>>121577203
I do.
To be honest nearly no one would give a shit about what you put as wallpaper.
>>121586867
>she's cuter than you
Then watch her head explode while she tries to decide whether to be disgusted or aggravated
>>121587086
No, but to be aggressive about it is.
>>121587087
But what if you are waifu is a kid?
>Non-modded phone
>Still using touchwiz
>Using cleaner widgets
For your information I have the GS5 but unlike you, I changed what's shitty about it.
>>121587129
>>121587188
*being
>>121587198
Meant to quote
>>121587066
>>121587253
>more autistic banter.
>>121587129
>>121587223
Now this is slick
10/10
>>121587188
I don't think I was being aggressive at all. I was just saying it looked like shit.
>>121587194
Yes.
>>121587332
That's called aggressiveness you underage retard.
>>121587312
What you see as autistic banter is actually me trying to help you be less stupid
>>121587332
But you didn't give him a hug and tell him it would be okay
>>121587419
>more legitimate autistic banter.
My phone's too shitty for much flexibility in wallpapers.
Here's my computer wallpaper: I think of mai waifu when I see it, among other things.
>>121587393
You need to calm down, dude. It's just a shitty looking phone, no need to get so aggressive.
>>121587488
Alright fine, I'll stop replying to you
>>121587129
>>121587223
>>121586867
Nothing extraordinary?
If she would ask me who is that girl on phone I would tell her who she is, where she is from and and that I really like her.
It's not like I really care to hide these things, I often browse cute pics of my waifu in public transport and don't really give a fuck if someone is looking.
>>121587512
Alright if you think, but I like it.
>>121584835
Nice one.
>>121587512
Really, man, holy fucking shit. With the shitstorm erupting around someone's phone model, you'd think this was /g/.
>>121587655
Layout dude.
>>121587587
This is exactly why everyone's giving you those weird looks. Don't try to deny them.
It's not like anyone sees my cell phone in the first place
>>121587729
I don't look at strangers' faces, so I don't know.
I just listen to her music and look at pics and don't care about world around me.
Do you guys have any nice Liru wallpapers? I have this on my phone, only nice one i can find
>>121587796
Wouldn't want them seeing your love for worst girl. That would be embarrassing.
>>121587828
>I don't look at strangers' faces
top kek
>>121587729
Why do you guys always say stuff browsing /a/ in public and stuff like like this is cringeworthy, as though the entire train is looking at your phone to see what you will do?
People really shouldn't even be able to see your phone unless you have it face up in your lap.
>>121587854
Hang yourself, you fucking embarrassment.
Fucking Weeaboo.
>>121587874
I concur.
>>121587894
>tripfags
>>121587854
>top kek
I don't really see anything funny or strange in that.
>>121587874
>Why do you guys always say stuff browsing /a/ in public and stuff like like this is cringeworthy
I don't get that too. There is small chance someone will actually try to look at what you are doing and even smaller that they will recognize what Clover or some other app is. I spend 45min everyday in public transport, it's good time to shitpost here and there.
>>121588099
You don't make eye contact with people or talk when you walk into a convenience store?
What do you do? Stare at the ground and mumble to the cashier?
What you're displaying is destructive anti-social behavior.
>>121587854
>top kek
>insulting others waifus
>new tripfag
Aren't you like 28 fucking years old? Kill yourself and stop shitting up the thread
Who /jp/ here.
>>121588200
I look at people face when I talk to them or something, but I don't look at people that I don't have intention to interact with. I guess this is not normal, maybe it's just my habit caused by my Prosopagnosia. Even if I look at someone face, if I will turn back for a moment I won't recognize him again.
>>121587894
Getting mad at shitposters is much more embarassing.
>>121577203
Of course
![[FFF] Hataraku Maou-sama! - 09 [25BB6CE8].mkv_snapshot_07.00_[2013.05.31_12.03.32].png](https://i.imgur.com/oW2SDMD.jpg "[FFF] Hataraku Maou-sama! - 09 [25BB6CE8].mkv_snapshot_07.00_[2013.05.31_12.03.32].png")
>>121588347
> shitty wallpaper
> stock icons
> folders
> app drawer
> /jp/
>>121588521
Don't talk to the weeaboo
>>121588851
He has potential for quality posting, unlike you.
>>121588957
#SHOTSFIRED
>>121588851
holy shit just fuck off already
>>121589021
filtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onIrAVNJCuw
I don't like to cry in public, so no.
I use this, instead. It's simple and subtle, and I like sharks regardless.
Please stop fighting just post more phone wallpapers, preferably Lum.
it's changed a little bit since this pic but I can't be bothered to remake it
>>121589198
Cute.
>>121577603
god tier taste anon
I want the poster on this wall on my phone. Doesn't exist outside this scene somehow. Dammit. It's so good.
Yep
>>121588957
DEVILISH
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Yall niggas need to upgrade to lollipop or a phone than can actually run it.
No fucks given, no matter where I go.
>>121577203
I found my waifu. I feel pathetic
Of course i do~
![Screenshot_2015-02-21-17-13-43[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cLPsnmm.png "Screenshot_2015-02-21-17-13-43[1].png")
>2015
>Not making your own wallpaper
>>121580892
Get out of here, Lum is mine as I'm closer to her age in actual years anyways.
>>121591773
Can you post that logo so I can steal it?
>>121577203
>tfw black berry curve
>tfw shitty phone
>>121588997
>>121591185
It's my second nature.
>>121591278
Why? I heard Lollipop was shit.
>>121592197
It isn't unless you perhaps own a Samshit phone while still using Touchjizz for your rom.
Otherwise it is a vast improvement in both design and optimization.
On my old phone, I had some dust specks underneath the glass. So I set this and it perfectly aligned with them as they were positioned at the cloth.
Then I got a new phone.
>>121592246
Does it improve battery life considerably? That's my biggest issue.
>>121592456
I would say yes if you're running a stock lollipop rom. It offers some battery optimization and it gives you an option to save battery life at the cost of some performance when your battery is nearly depleted.
Indeed
>>121592601
Spooky
I had this one quite seductive picture but it was sort of awkward.
I know you try to seem alpha as fuck and "I don't care what others think about my hobbies", and in all honestly majority of people should not, but there's still special something in having an erotic 2d girl as wallpaper and someone noticing it.
Ofc
>>121592601
>iphone
Disappear.
>>121592781
I don't understand how she can be anyone's waifu. What exactly made her good in any way?
>>121592842
I don't know. I just... It just clicked, you know.
>>121592346
nice
>>121591598
>>121589297
>not a screen shot to prove it
>>121591481
lewd
>>121589198
Mine's better See >>121591757
.
>>121593170
My phones a piece of crap, id rather not have /g/ start bitching at me.
Afraid not. Sorry OP ;-;
well of course
>tfw piece of shit phone
>tfw it does everything i need
Fuck upgrading.
>>121577203
Nope.
>>121594066
Snapchat must be awful with this phone.
>>121594066
>tfw i have your exact phone model and color
>tfw same opinion
Are you me?
>>121594138
You may not believe it, but there was a time before apps.
>>121594066
>it does everything i need
Does it really? Or are you one of those sourgrapes cheapskates?
>>121594175
>>tfw i have your exact phone model and color
No fucking way. You have a "Flamingo Red" Sammy? My nigga.I'm in college, so sweet discounts on a cheap phone make for a cheap plan.
>>121594138
>Snapchat
>Socializing
Get out of /a/
Actually this whole thread should get out of here
>>121594286
He's probably some grandpa who can't into technology
>>121594138
What's snapchat?
...no I don't! It's just Pikachu!
>>121592781
Brother
>>121594718
And now I'm with wind too, that's an old screenshot.
>>121593170
>Mine's better See
The riced one is much better and neat.
>>121594718
>scorri in alto o in basso per sbloccare
fuck off with your bean speak
>>121595049
You're italian too, don't you?
>>121594066
anon, it's 2015 you know
>>121594305
I thought you were in bed.
Left is lock screen and right is home screen
>>121586108
what shithole do you live in
>>121598190
Terrible anatomy.
0/10 would not swipe
>>121598301
Yamaguchi was never good with drawing
Am i late to the party?
No. That would be tacky as hell and counterproductive. Its just a grey screen.
Why not
( I know it's a messy screen )
