You get to hang out with any character from the Haruhi series for one day.
Who do you chose and what do you do?No lewd stuff or else everyone dies and haruhi ceases to exist and S3 never and Volume 12 never
>>121425330
debate philosophy with kyon, yuki or fagboy
I personally believe that the powers of god should be given to haruhi, whether she restarts the universe or not.
>>121425330
Sex with mai waifu
S3 never is already how it is, andHaruhi already doesn't exist.
Only thing I lose is more books, which I think is a fair trade for 24 hours of hot passionate loving.
>>121425330
Yuki because her knowledge surpasses time, right? I'd make that bitch give me lotto numbers, then basically the most useful insights into the future she can possibly tell me and share the knowledge and be fucking worshipped as a prophet er some shit.
Or Haruhi, generally hang out with her, then right before time's up, explain to her how and why she's basically God just to see what happens.
>>121425624
>Yuki because her knowledge surpasses time, right?
Not anymore.
>>121425624
>lotto numbers,
>not getting stock forecasts for markets around the world
Amateurs.
Make this a reality
Asakura. Go on a killing spree.
>>121425494
I just want to taste her asshole one time.
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>>121427752
All this and more could be yours anon, and all for the simple price of your hope that Tanigawa will write again.
>>121425330
Kidnap Mikuru and do stuff to her that would make Haruhi very mad so that universe is deaded.
>>121425330
Tsuruya, at her house.
I'd just watch what she does in a day off.
I would notify Kyon that Yuki is deeply in love with him and Haruhi also enjoys his company and he really should get to the choosing one of them and the hooking up Koizumi with the other.
>>121426752
Needs a NTR twist.
>>121428092
No thanks
Yuki.
Read.
>>121425330
Tsuruya
>>121425330
I want to have hot hate sex with Haruhi. She'd pull my pantaloons down and laugh at my dick's appearance, then she'd tease and play with me, but not enough because she hates me. Then I'd start butt fucking her while she screams and moans Kyon's name, dropping my sense of confidence. She'd then tie me up and lick my hard nipples while she strokes and plays with my hard dick, only to leave me stuck there as she runs off looking for aliens espers and time travelers, totally forgetting we were having sex.
>>121429006
literally me
Kyon, Yuki or Human Yuki
Koizumi.I'm not even gay.
>>121430171neither is he
Imouto andask why she sits like that
>>121430231
I'll take her to Denver
>>121425330
Mikuru, for sure. I'll would treat her like a goddess and make her love me for sure. I'm pretty confident I look good, so appearence wouldn't be a matter.
>>121425330
The guy that doesn't get the screen time lol
>>121429641
Do you think Haruhi likes butt fucking?
tsuruya
eat food while watching her fight bears and stuff
>>121430171
KoizumiI actually am gay.
>>121430453
I'm sure she would love a good butt fuck
>>121430637
Can we talk about butts?
>>121430690
We'll start with Haruhi.
Her butt is a perfect medium. Not too big, and not too small. With enough fat and softness to be very nice in the hands, with some nice firmness underneath. Official material related to Haruhi's butt has shown that it's pretty much perfect, just like the rest of her body.
Now imagine pulling Haruhi close into your body, reaching behind her, and using your two hands to get a good grab on those lovely cheeks. The first thing you'd probably feel would be the very soft and supple skin that gently molds to the palm of your hands and your fingers. If you wanted, you could take your fingers and give her rump a nice pinch, grabbing some of her butt fat. The more you fondle her backside, the more apparent it would become just how amazing Haruhi's body is. So incredibly soft all over, with the perfect amount of fat, and some tightness under all of that soft.
I personally think that Haruhi's butt would look best in shorts. That golden soft/firm ratio is practically made for wearing form fitting clothes. Wouldn't it be an amazing sight to see haruhi bend over and pull up a pair of shorts, sliding them up her legs, and then squeezing her booty into the tiny clothing? Even underneath the fabric, a decent sized hump would stick out behind her, the tight clothes clearly not enough to contain it. Haruhi might need to be careful though, her underwear might be no match for her butt and find itself stuck between her cheeks.
Underneath all the clothing, Haruhi's body would not have a single bit of misplaced fat, giving her amazing curves and the perfect amount of jiggle. I think anyone would pay money for the priveladge to stand behind Haruhi just so they could see her butt move around as she walked.
>>121425330
disappearance yuki
>>121430725
I imagine that Haruhi's butthole would be perfectly round, and positioned in the best spot between her plump cheeks. With a slight brown coloration that blends well with the rest of her skin. Deep wrinkles and lines would surround the area directly outside her beautiful hole, running from the entrance outward.
As Haruhi seems to be a relatively active girl, her butt must smell a bit on the stronger side. If you were to press your nose against her anus and sniff, you would get an immediate salty type smell from the sweat that builds up between her cheeks as the day goes on, yet underneath that you would be able to pick up a slight cheap soap scent. While her butt would smell fairly strong, it would not at all be unpleasant, it would be almost intoxicating, making you want to sniff it more and more.
Just like the smell, the taste of her butthole would probably be a sweaty salty taste, with a certain sharpness underneath. Given the deep wrinkles that surround the entrance, the texture on your tongue would also be quite pleasurable. Her asshole would be tight as well. Not as much as Yuki's, but still tight enough.
If there was one word to describe Haruhi's butt, I would probably pick lewd.
>>121430734
You wanna have a little shy girl too?
>>121430761
And then we have Mikuru, the busty babe of the SOS Brigade and Haruhi's plaything. At first glance, most people would be immediately drawn to her rather large breasts, but if only they knew what a great butt she has hiding underneath.
Looking at official material, Mikuru has a body that could be described as “healhy”, which is an interesting contrast to her often meek and child-like personality. Large breasts, a thin waist, and a great butt! As far as all of the characters go, Mikuru probably has the largest butt, next to Asakura anyways.
Mikuru's rump would be quite a bit larger than Haruhi's, softer as well. Lacking that firmness underneath, Mikuru's ass would be quite fatty and easy to squish in your hands. It would be incredibly easy to sink your fingers into her rear, letting you get nice handfuls of soft butt. No matter how much you squeeze, you wouldn't even get a hint of firmness underneath it all. Mikuru has a butt made of pure softness, the kind that molds and forms to things. It would be nice to watch her sit on various objects and chairs to see how her butt sinks into them.
I think her butt would be best suited to dresses and skirts. While I also think that she would look nice in pants and shorts and other things of the like, dress and skirts suit Asahina very well. Not only does Mikuru give off that “good girl” feeling, her fatty butt would give a nice sizable bump whenever she wears loose fitting clothes. She would probably have to be careful wearing skirts, her big ass might give off some panty shots.
>>121425330
>S3 never happening anyway
Fuck you, I want a threesome with Kyon and Koizumi.
>>121430773
you know it, nigger
>>121430789
Asahina has a very light skin tone. Spreading her white butt cheeks would reveal a large butthole of a very light pink shade that suits her incredibly well. And while her anus would be fairly large, I don't imagine that it would have too many lines or wrinkles. For whatever reason, I imagine it as being almost textureless, just a very cute hole placed between her cheeks with a rosy coloring.
Smell would be fairly strong. Mikuru is a good girl that always does her best to wash herself, using various soaps and body washes, but that can only keep her butt smelling clean for so long before her fat cheeks work up a rather thick sweat in her crack. Sniffing it would give a mix of fruity smells from her regular washing and a strong sweaty smell that mixes into it.
Giving her butt a nice lick would probably be just about the same as licking other parts of her body. Because her anus is rather textureless, all you would get is a strong sweaty taste on your tongue as you gently licked her hole.
Mikuru's butt would probably be looser than Haruhi's, but not LOOSE.
Mikuru's butt can be summed up as fatty and soft.
>>121430796
Fuck this gay earth.
>>121430813
Lets see, Nagato Yuki is next. Yuki is pretty easy to sum up, cute. Not as tall as the other girls, a slender body, and not very curvy.
And just like the rest of her body, Yuki's butt would be fairly small too. Now, that isn't a bad thing, not at all. It would be the perfect size to grab, you could easily fit both cheeks into your hands. Giving her cheeks a small squeeze would pull them apart and reveal her butthole, which I guess would be one of the unique things about Nagato.
Unlike the others, I don't think Nagato's butt would suit any particular clothing. It's the kind of butt that can't really be appreciated until you see it in the flesh. Not saying that her butt can't look good in clothes, but they would have to be pretty tiny and skimpy to really show off her cute rump.
Her body might not have the same fatty softness as the others, but her skin is still smooth like silk, which makes her butt quite a pleasure to touch and feel. Having such a small ass would make Yuki's anus rather defenseless, as doing something simple like bending over would be enough for her cheeks to move and reveal her cute hole.
Speaking of, Yuki's asshole would be a medium size, with fairly deep wrinkles and texturing. Unlike the others, there wouldn't be any trace of color, remaining the same shade as the rest of her skin.
Smell would also be non-existent. Given what Yuki is, things like smell or taste wouldn't really exist. Of course, Yuki washes herself, so there might be traces of stuff like soap, but there wouldn't really be any strong smell of sweat or natural scents or anything of the like.
Yuki's butt would be extremely tight. It would take quite a bit of work to get yourself in there.
I guess Yuki would have a perfect butt for people that are into butts and buttholes, yet don't like the idea of smells or tastes. A very clean and pure butt!
>>121430842
Tsuruya shares a lot of similarities with Haruhi. A fit body with a very balanced fat/firm ratio. The main difference between the two is that Tsuruya seems to have a smaller chest size than Haruhi. But hey, this isn't about the breasts.
A soft butt with some nice tightness, that fits Tsuruya well. Much in the same way that Haruhi's ass would look great in shorts, Tsuruya's would too.
Her butthole however, is quite a bit different than Haruhi's. I imagine that it would be a dark brown color as opposed to a light brown. The lines and wrinkles would be extremely deep, running from the entrance outward, and extending quite a bit. Smell would be extremely strong, easily the strongest of the bunch, due to a mix of sweat and strong natural smells. Tightness would be almost Yuki levels of tight.
Tsuruya's butt would probably be the best fit for someone that really likes strong smells and tastes.
>>121430761
I want her to use my tongue as her toilet paper.
>>121430725
>>121430761
>>121430789
>>121430813
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>>121430876
>tfw no Asakura version
Well she'll stick aspoonup your butt and spoon you. And you'll like it.
>>121425330
Koizumi or Asakura, their cheeky optimism is infectious.
>>121430917
That's lewd anon.But I'd do it too
>>121430962
I'd rather let her sit on my face while she cooks Yuki dinner.
>>121431225
I would like that too
>>121430962
>>121431225
If anyone cares there was a massive Asakura picture dump that took place a few days back.
https://mega.co.nz/#F!3Nwl3Y4D!xp2UBKvsRlXo1SaSjTkXew
>>121431644
Pretty neat anon
>>121431644
It sucks that satelight took her tits away. Churuya is hot as fuck though.
>>121430231
Next someone's going to say"Maybe her butt hurts."
No one wants to hang out with Taniguchi for day picking up chicks?
>>121433624
Why would I spend the day with failing at getting any action, when I could just get some right of the bat with any number of qt's?
>>121433282From what?
>>121433672
Taniguchi's a fun guy.
It's for themale bonding, not so much the chicks.
>>121425330
>S3 never and Volume 12 never
>implying we're getting either one anyways
So I choose to fuck Kyon and end the universe.
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>>121430962
this is the actual definition of spooning, no man on earth can tell me otherwise
