what's the most godawful eva fanfiction you've ever read? i don't read fanfics, but for some reason, i'm in the mood to read some really, really, ridiculously shitty writing.
i once read an erotic fan fiction that was really fucking
decent actually, the characterization was really spot on. it still wasn't "good" but it was readable..
>The main character is a smarmy little shit and is Lara Croft and Fox Mulder's son.
Unfortunately, most fic writers are female and Eva western fanbase is overwhelming male. Women get really crazy with their fanfics while men are kinda lazy and prefer to search hentai. The few female evafags just want to write Kawoshin vanilla shit
>Laura Croft and Fox Mulder's son
>implying Scully isn't Mulder's waifu
I hated Retake because of what it did to Rei.
>that one scene where she paints her hair red because she wants Shinji to like her too
Seriously all Asukafags should be promptly exterminated
I read a fanfiction that was had Gendo kidnapping Kaji, chaining him to a wall nude, fucking his larynx, taking his ass virginity, peeing on his face, and my favorite part, forcing Kaji's unborn baby from a pregnant Misato and forcing Kaji to eat the twitching fetus alive.
It was awesome.
3.0 was shit hitting the fan, and the only thing 3.0 was "in key" for was being a godawful pandering fanfic like OP wanted.
The only ones who don't think it's a bad movie are insane rabid evafags.
I know how it goes, I was thinking of that same fanfic. Although I thought it was Asuka who had the baby.
>There was a nazi trying to run away so Kamina killed him by looking at him.
Apart from this shit -- nobody yet seems to have mentioned the King of Seahorses Date Rape series.
Angelic Days is that non canon manga about Shinji's SoL universe, right?
Is it worth reading?
It's okay, it really delivers on Toji and Hikari. Depending on what kind of ___fag you are will determine how much you'll like it.
Only if you hate Kaworu,and its not really SoL.
Read Shinji Ikari raising project instead if you want SoL.
That sounds like the best way to die.
I once read this weird ass fat fetish kawoshin faction that would be good for a bad read. At one point Gendo calls Shinji "Yui" and marry s his own son.
Sadly no link
I bet you have never read the Dracula's Guest chapter that was removed from Dracula.
HAPPY MARITIMES DAY.
>'HOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYY FUUCCCKK MY ASSHOLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!" shrieked Kaji, his cry of torment amplified by the fact that Gendo's incredible thrust put pressure on the chains holding his arms, nearly ripping them from their sockets just as his anal virginity had been violently ripped from him seconds ago.
I like the part where he still tries to make it prose
Kaji did his best to turn his head as Gendo began trying to force his cock in his mouth. Gendo however was used to resistance and grabbed Kaji's hair with one hand while the other held his nose, cutting off his air. After about 30 seconds Kaji opened his mouth, gasping for air as predicted. Gendo wasted no time in shoving his large cock into the man's mouth. Kaji gagged. Gendo then shoved his cock even deeper, ramming it straight down Kaji's windpipe, causing his eyes to widen in fear as he began to choke. Gendo smiled as he choked Kaji on his cock a few moments before he began to thrust gently, deep throating Kaji in the larynx. Kaji's body began to jerk violently, the hooks in his flesh tearing through him even more as he fought for air, praying to God that Gendo didn't cum in his lungs. Gendo smiled, feeding off of Kaji's fear and becoming even more aroused, reaching his climax early. He pulled his cock back a little and shot his seed into Kaji's mouth, making sure he got a good taste of it. Kaji gagged again and tried to spit Gendo's sperm out of his mouth but Gendo held his mouth closed and held his nose too, giving him no choice but to swallow the wretched sperm.
"Good boy." said Gendo patting Kaji on the head, further demeaning him. "Are you ready to cooperate now?"
Kaji responded by giving Gendo a dirty look and spitting on his boot.
Gendo calmly kicked the shit out of Kaji's face with the boot he spit on, rocking his head back.
>calmly kicked the shit
How does one do that?
Gendo cackled with glee as he tossed the fetus over to Kaji, the bloody child landing with a splat right in front of its horrified father. Kaji looked down at the fetus, his mind threatening to shut down from mental anguish as he watched his own son squirm in pain, its mouth open in a silent scream.
"Eat it." said Gendo simply.
Kaji looked up at Gendo, pure hatred and shock in his eyes. He then saw that the agent with the black hair held a gun to Asuka's head as she sobbed.
"Eat it or Sohryu gets a shot to the head." said Gendo.
"K-kaji..... don't......d-don't hurt my b-baby....." pleaded Asuka between sobs.
Kaji looked back down at the struggling fetus, its deformed limbs moving weakly. After a moment of agonizing indecision, he realized that he had no choice......
Kaji san no
You have to be calm
Then you kick fucker till he shits so hard that his shit flies on his face
And then you kick him in the face until it's inside of it
then you kick in different way so shit flies out of his face
With tears in his eyes, Kaji tried to block out Asuka's hysterical screaming as he took another mouthful of fetus flesh and chewed it up, swallowing pieces of the child as it shrieked inhumanly and thrashed about in its death spasms. Another bite and the child lost its arm. Another and it lost its leg. Then its other leg. Then its small dick. Then its face. Kaji ate his own son piece by piece, resisting the urge to puke with every bite of meat he swallowed. Soon there was nothing left but bloody tatters of flesh and some bone, the sound of the fetus's screams still echoing in his head.
"Very good, I didn't think you had it in you Kaji-san." complimented Gendo.
"You should have agreed to be a good little boy sooner." remarked Gendo going over to one of the furnaces and opening it. "If you had, I wouldn't have to do this to your precious little jail bate here."
Kaji watched in mute horror as Gendo reached into the furnace with the tongs and pulled out a red hot rivet. He calmly walked back over to Asuka, grinning from ear to ear, his men holding her so that she was almost upside down now. Asuka screamed like an animal being slaughtered as he took the rivet and put it into her pussy, the blazing metal searing the flesh of her vaginal walls as it fell deeper into her, falling into her uterus.
"STOP IT YOU ANIMAL!!! STOP IT!!!" screamed Kaji, his voice going nearly hoarse.
"Now now, I'm just getting started." replied Gendo with a smirk, going to get more materials from the furnace.
Asuka's body began to go into thrashing convulsions as more red hot rivets, nuts and bolts were dumped into her, her voice practically giving out from her animalistic screams of pure agony. Gendo laughed as he dumped more and more into her, eventually filling her womb with burning metal, leaving it a charred husk that would never function again.
"Looks like I've discovered a new form of birth control, haha!" laughed Gendo.
His two henchmen laughed too, they knew better than not to laugh at one of Gendo's shitty jokes.
Gendo then heated up the tongs in the furnace until they were glowing red and then began rubbing them all over the outside of Asuka's pussy, the hot metal hissing against her skin. Asuka managed to let out a few more garbled cries as she got closer to going unconscious from the sheer amount of pain inflicted on her. Gendo took his time and slowly roasted her pussy until its lips were charred and black, steam rising from them as the scent of cooked meat was carried across the room.
"How do you like your fish gentlemen? I like mine well done." said Gendo with a twisted smirk, his agents once again laughing at his bad joke.
Man this story has top tier characterization
"Give it to me Kaji fuck me!! Fuck me like the whore I am!!!"
"Kaji, I want you to be the father of my baby...."
"I'm lesbian but.... for you I could be bisexual...."
"I never thought a man could be so gentle...."
"I will do as ordered, please present your penis...."
"Your cock is just as big as Asuka said it was...."
"I've never seen someone preform so well their first time, you shag gag like a natural......"
Gendo once again unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock. He held Kaji by the hair as he pissed all over his face. Kaji couldn't hide the look of pure disgust as the putrid yellow liquid washed over his face, spilling onto the boiler room floor. Gendo shook his dick a few times, making sure to get every drop out onto Kaji's face.
"Now Kaji-san. If you would, please lick up my urine from the floor." said Gendo with a pleasant smile.
Kaji said nothing as he slowly lowered his head to the floor and began licking up Gendo's piss, sucking it off the floor the best he could. He choked a bit on his first swallow, the strong taste nearly overcoming him. Thoughts of Asuka kept him going however and he managed to lick up just about all of it.
"Good boy." said Gendo, patting Kaji on the head again. "Men, please relocate Kaji-san's shoulders and set him free."
"Yes sir." said the brown haired guy as him and his partner went and began trying to put Kaji's arms back into place. They weren't doctors by a long shot and Kaji screamed like crazy as they began trying to get his shoulders relocated.
>"I've never seen someone preform so well their first time, you shag gag like a natural......"
Had the same thought. Hot rivets would easily damage more than just her womb and would injure her to a point where she'll just die in agony. A bullet to the head seems more desirable.
"A/N: When I finished writing this chapter I briefly considered changing Asuka to Misato but..... nah, I like seeing Asuka suffer. :) Also Gendo's jokes were something of a tribute to Freddy's one liners from the Nightmare on Elm Street series. Also the original title of this fic was going to be Ass Pumpers, but I felt that was just a cheap shock value type title."
Gendo licked his lips, a grin of pure insanity plastered on his face as he began ramming himself deeper and deeper into Kaji, his balls smacking against his ass in a steady rhythm. Moments later he felt the tip of his cock hit something. It was Kaji's prostate. Gendo's smile got even wider as he paused for a few seconds, building up suspense just a moment before giving Kaji another vicious thrust, this time hitting his prostate with such force that it instantly ruptured, blood practically spewing out his ass as Gendo continued to tear into him, laughing like a madman, the blood acting as lube. With his cock slicked up, Gendo was able to ass pound Kaji even faster without fear of friction burn. Kaji was screaming uncontrollably as his body shuddered violently from the unbearable pain being inflicted on him, each thrust from Gendo bringing his shoulders closer to being dislocated. Gendo didn't let up for a second, playing Kaji like a musical instrument, giving thrusts at different angles to get different sounding screams that merged with his laughter forming a beautiful song of sweet agony mixed with brutal ecstasy. The song reached its crescendo with Gendo crying out in pleasure as he gave one final thrust, ramming himself deep inside Kaji's rectum, burying his cock in the bloody remains of the man's prostate. He grunted in pure bliss as his powerful thrust pushed Kaji too far, his shoulders dislocating with a loud pop that echoed off the walls. Kaji screamed like never before, his arms now being held onto his body by only his muscles and tendons.
Would you watch an anime adaption of this?
I dare you read this to the end. Its not long either.
ahhah thkx for ideas gaijin
Yes but only if it was a it more like the game.
It would make Kaworfags happy it would also make Misatofags happy.
Wait were you talking about Shinji project or one where the pilots smoke 24/7?
If any of you read it you would know exactly what I mean where it's really good and you can't put it down then it starts getting shitty so fast it ruined the entire thing.
>endo didn't let up for a second, playing Kaji like a musical instrument, giving thrusts at different angles to get different sounding screams that merged with his laughter forming a beautiful song of sweet agony mixed with brutal ecstasy.
Sagisu take notes
I like the fic where asuka gets acid in the plug from the the spider angel, gets mostly melted, and becomes a mini angel cyborg kosmos due to the surgery done to save her.
Also shinji gets nuked, becomes a loli, and gets trained by soviets
>Also shinji gets nuked, becomes a loli, and gets trained by soviets
some of these are great though. granted, a few are annoying and corny (Rei's bothers me in particular, since she's more than just an obedient, submissive fuckdoll), but others are solid.
Misato's self-identification as a "whore" is a succinct representation of the character from the source material. she deals with her problems through physical sensations and pleasures, and as such, her reality (especially with Kaji) is defined by sexuality.
Ritsuko's is intriguing because, like Misato's, it summarizes a facet of the character from the source material. In Ritsuko's case, femininity and sexuality are to be feared and repressed (and she goes so far as to criticize her mother as a "woman"), as she believes in order and logic over overwhelming, physical sensations. Ritsuko calls Kaji's love "gentle", suggesting that he eases her into this unexplored realm of her personality. It's certainly different than Gendo's "touching-from-a-distance" form of affection, one she'd never experienced before. Indeed, she has finally opened up fully to a man, becoming a woman in the process.
Asuka's may be the best of the bunch. Despite her interest in sexuality, she appears to dread motherhood throughout the original series. And as such, this quote illustrates a great deal of situational irony, contradicting what we would expect from Asuka. She is clearly willing to embrace motherhood in order to make love to her beloved Kaji, something she'd never done before. And indeed, this shows a great deal of maturity;remembering the scene where she sleeps with Shinji and subconsciously utters "Mama", Asuka was very much still a child in NGE, and stays that way until the end. Here, though, she contractually accepts responsiblity in order to recieve a "grown-up kiss" (to put it in Misato's terms). The psychosexual development of Asuka within these few lines is astounding, as it showcases that she had finally come of age.
10/10 Best new fanfic
which reminds me, why did the author leave Karla out of that opening scene? i bet it was a conscious choice to show that Kaji has subconscious homosexuality issues.
No need, friend. Yui's line "you shag gag like a natural" implies that she's donning a strapon and Kaji is deepthroating it with expert skill, which already shows his subconscious homosexuality issues.
>Looks like I've discovered a new form of birth control, haha!
Asuka's my favorite Eva girl but I actually agree with your reasoning against Re-Take. It's completely out of character for Rei to act like Asuka and then an hero out of jealousy over losing the shinjibowl. Rei is made of stronger mettle than that.
BTW, was Re-Take written before the timeloop theory started about Rebuild? Because it does do the whole timeloop thing.
>Gendo smiled as he choked Kaji on his cock a few moments before he began to thrust gently, deep throating Kaji in the larynx. Kaji's body began to jerk violently, the hooks in his flesh tearing through him even more as he fought for air, praying to God that Gendo didn't cum in his lungs.
GendoxKaji new OTP
I think it was made in the 90's.
Hell no that shit's worse then 5 Maris in a blender!
I hear that some people on evageeks think that Re-take is the "real" canon ending.
he's definitely planning something.
it will all make sense in 4.0.
please, young fuyutsuki has better facial aesthetics than both.
>dat diamond-shaped face
>dat well-styled pompadour
>dat doubly-tragic love triangle with yui and gendo
>Comparing best grill to an old geezer with an ugly face
Because fujoshits are under 18 and usually autists.
i believe you mean "matured, superior gentleman" with "excellent facial aesthetics". I suppose all of us can't be true patricians, though.
>creepy self-insert that makes out with Rei the entire story
>Beats the shit out of Asuka and Kaji
>Try hard deep lore
"So soft…" Maya whispered, her eyes focused on Asuka's wrist with an expression akin to horrified, sick wonder. "Like her. So… soft…"
Asuka's blood ran cold. "Let me go," she whispered, her voice going from angry and disgusted to wavering and uncertain. "Miss Ibuki… let me go."
Maya did not reply, she simply continued to stare at the redhead's skin, her eyes growing glassy and far-off.
No longer was this a case of reporting misconduct, this was a direct threat. She kicked… but Maya dodged her clumsy attack. She tried to slap her… but Maya raised her other hand, catching her before she could. She tried to bite… but Maya simply turned her wrist, moving her hand out of the way.
Finally… she pleaded. "Please… I won't tell anyone, Miss Ibuki – I swear I won't! Just… just let me go, ok? Ok, Miss Ibuki?"
"Can't help it…" Maya whispered thickly, bowing her head in shame. "Just… so soft…"
"NO!!" Asuka screamed, redoubling her efforts to free herself as the other woman began slowly, steadily pulling her closer. She could see the vacant expression in Maya's eyes, and she knew that she had to break free… but she was not as strong as she had imagined.
Maya Ibuki's office was filled with the sounds of quiet, desperate struggles, and the words, 'so soft… can't help it…' whispered over and over again, until, ultimately… another scream echoed through the room.
"DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!"
>mfw this thread
I dunno what the fuck is even going on anymore.
they both want it, albeit for different reasons.
asuka's is obvious. she wants to be sexual, so she wants to take it up the butt.
Kaji's, though, is a bit more complicated. Stemming from the fact that he's the straightest man in the series (given his intensely physical relationship with Misato), he probably loathes the idea of homosexuality for himself (though subconsciously, all men enjoy anal due to the prostate [just as all women technically should enjoy it because of indirect g-spot stimulation.]) However, female evafic writers enjoy yaoi shit, and Kaji is a very handsome guy, so in doing this, they'd not only get to have their version of best girl involved in their own erotic autist fantasies, but also, they'd expose Kaji to a side of him he's never discovered before.
Reifags and Kaworufags do everything to make Asuka suffer in fics. And then there are those who want to hurt her just because sh'es a red devil bitch.
Kaji is the default punching bag for Misashinfags. Chances are you'll see him getting hurt if you're reading a Misashin fic.
this is much, much better than arguing about our wives.
>Kaji's, though, is a bit more complicated. Stemming from the fact that he's the straightest man in the series
Real question: Is it possible to get fucked so hard back there that your prostate pops/explodes?
Kaworufags in Japan are all cute schoolgirls, not sure about the ones in the Western fanbase; but they don't matter regardless.
Gendo is the straightest man in the series. Kaji doesn't even come close.
>that evangelion/WH40k crossover fic
>actually started out really entertaining then started to drag on for years and years around when shinji becomes a buddist monk or whatever
gendo's a fugging lowtest
>after yui's death, starts banging gross 6/10 scientist girls like ritsuko and her mum
>isn't alpha enough to have a good taste in women
kaji, on the other hand, is a true alpha. he had almost non-stop rough sex with misato (the objectively most attractive adult female in the series) for a week in college. if THAT isn't the straightest thing you've heard in the show, then i dont know what is.
>Asuka gets BTFO by bro-team Touji and Kaworu
I've read it. From what I remember (it's been a while), it has issues, but wasn't that awful.
I remember that one. I stopped reading partway through because the characterization had gotten so absurd.
at least you have one :^)))))
Anima and the billion or so fics that crossover capeshit with Eva.
Not really a fanfic persay but I just read the first two volumes of Angelic Days, and I have a couple of thoughts. First off Gendo doesn't need to raise Yui from the dead or whatever since she's still alive in this timeline so why are Gendo and Yui participatiing in Selee's plans? Do they just not care that it will mean the deaths of both their real child and their sort of but not really child. On top of that he acts like a fucking dick in this timeline too even though his wife is still alive. When Shinji and Rei go ffight Sachiel and she asks Gendo why he chose to send out her kids he essentially tells her to fuck off and stop leaving her post. Also why would Yui condone cloning herself to make Rei? Also Ritsuko's a fucking slut for just coming out and telling Shinji she wants his dads dick. Why would she even do that?
I have no idea what it was called, but it was some Eva Ah! My Goddess crossover (which I didn't know at the time, I only figured it out in retrospect) where Shinji was a massive pimp and Rei was actually a succubus.
It's a stupid fucking spinoff, what do you expect? None of the spinoffs make sense and they're all equally bad.
Except Puchi Eva, of course.
The only fanfiction I ever read was one where
instead of Rei, Asuka was the one to turn into an angel. And it was good in my opinion. I only read it because it featured Shinji and Rei ending up together (yeah, my shipfaggotry showed up)
Don't remember the name but was in spanish, and the author's pen name was Jirayia-something.
I'm writing a DS9 crossover where Q shows up after third impact, says "what the hell is this shit, the vulcans are coming in like thirty years and you're all tang", resets the timeline to Trek Prime, and dumps Shinji and Usaka into the Bajoran wormhole to marinate for a few centuries. So far I've got Vic Fontaine singing Fly Me To The Moon, Shinji punching a Prophet, both pilots screaming in terror the first time Odo goes gooey in front of them, Asuka calling Keiko O'Brien a tsundere bitch, and the Sulu family inheriting their insane piloting skills from Misato's attempts at driving. This is of course complete crap and I don't know if I'll ever publish it.
If this is a fanfic thread could we post AU ideas?or fan comics?
Thank you,Kamina,said Jesus. "If you were any more awesome you would be Jesus too"
Hated that movie but loved those clips,have you seen the original strange wilderness shorts?
Remember Random1337's fanfics? I rather liked them, but then, I am a filthy Shinji/Misato shipper.
Not just any kind of AIDS but space AIDS!
This manga is made by the same people that
did "Hole Circumstances of my Secret"
>/a/ - g/a/y
Can we go back to posting fanfic links instead of homo comics?
No this is fluff,I only have fluff on my pc.
>I was so upset they didn't fuck in that story
The story ends with Misato mounting him in public and shouting to the world that they're married. I think you can fill in the blanks at that point.
Mostly trying to keep this thread alive,and aren't comics kinda like fan fiction?
Also this is almost done.