What is your definition of a waifu /a/?
>>121090027
What's your's?
>>121090075
It's hard to explain, but it's like someone who you would never get tired of being with, and who you would cherish forever. I don't think I could do lewd things with my waifu, either tho.
>>121090027
The anime character I want above all else to fall asleep cuddling.
>>121090027
The ideal girl you want to spend your life with.
>>121090099
I'd do lewd things to you're waifu.
>>121090027
A character that you have fallen in love with.
>>121090027
>What is your definition of a waifu /a/?
waifu, noun, f [w:y:§u]: delusion.
Instead of creating my own term for my feelings towards a certain anime character I use the already coined term waifu. However I also reserve the right to use said term to describe any animated female I feel appeal to in any given moment, I just don't because there are people who actually have Asuka as a waifu.
Delusion
>>121090782
>I just don't because there are people who actually have Asuka as a waifu.
Well, thanks for that I guess.
Somebody who truly loves you, somebody who's bond you share breaks the boundary of reality. To the point where you start feeling, seeing her, and hearing her when your body finally shuts down on you and you pass out. That is a waifu.
>>121090027
"Hey I really like this girl"
>>121090027
Controlled delusion that prevents you from falling into complete psychosis.
>>121090912
Motherfucker, I was just about to post a rant about this.
OP, to me, my waifu is the girl I love more than anything, and the one I'd give anything to be with for the rest of my life. Basically, your dream girl.
"Excuse to blog and attention whore on /a/"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF2YHfxfv9I
Non-nazis need not apply
A female fictional character that one has romantically fallen in love with, to the degree that they would prefer to maintain a "faithful" relationship with her than seek out a real life companion. A husbando is the male equivalent.
I'd just like to clarify that waifufags are not tulpafags
We're aware she's 2D
>>121090027
My favorite character of the season
>>121090027
Someone that you like masturbating to
>>121091124
If that was true, everyone on /a/ would have hundreds of waifus.
>>121090027
A waifu is my angel, life, and the only reason I still exist. I've transcended the 3d world and have dedicated myself solely to my 2d 'waifu', the only person I care about. As most of you can imagine, without your waifu you're nothing, and she's guided me to a new purpose - her. I dream about holding her, smelling her armpits, patting her head, nothing lewd. And when I'm awake I spend my time fantasizing about being with her. She's everything to me.
The anime/manga character who most closely embodies the idea of your dream girl.
>>121090971
>rias grömori
Well he has a better understanding of waifus than a lot of other people.
>>121090027
When your faggotry overwhelms you and you accept you have a crush on a 2d girl
>>121090971
Why do all youtubers need to do these seizure like body movements?
It is literally the same everywhere in the world.
>>121091068
They're both as bad. It's just that one of them is slightly more deranged.
>>121091634
Tulpa's were originally something required a shit ton of willpower to manifest, and people who claim to have done it waste it on creating a waifu. That's what makes them the worst.
Disgusting.
>>121090027
Based teenage form.
![[Satiricon] Nisemonogatari - 11 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).mkv_snapshot_11.22_[2015.02.10_02.50.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gLszdbu.jpg "[Satiricon] Nisemonogatari - 11 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 FLAC).mkv_snapshot_11.22_[2015.02.10_02.50.54].jpg")
>>121091712Rewatching Nise, forgot she turns into her teenage form in Phoenix.
Who is the greatest hero and why is it Licenseless Rider?
>>121090027
It's who you're tulpa should be.
>>121091241
I have a dream girl but I find the prospect of being a waifu fag terrible. What should I do?
>>121091696
Tulpas have always been basically giving yourself schizophrenia by deluding yourself dude.
>>121092492
You don't give yourself schizophrenia, and even then hallucinations are impossible to control. I just meant that its the intense willpower TO create a delusion to that degree.
>>121092492
Make a tulpa of you're waifu. It's not schizophrenia.
>>121092549
>auditory and visual hallucinations caused by no stimulus
It might as well be.
>>121092574
The stimulus is the will of mai waifu.
>>121092595
>>121090027
A fictional character you've fallen in love with. It isn't limited to Japanese art; the only times it's invalid are if you try and use it for a 3D woman and/or someone you don't love.
A beautiful hope that drives me forward.
>>121092727
True love is magic.
>>121091634
Waifufags can be perfectly sane members of society though, tulapas literally fuck you up.
Basically your ideal. The character who despite or even because of their faults and little facets of their personality appeals to you more than any other fictional character does. You need a little bit of a feeling of "the one" though too, because it rarely just changes as you happen to watch more anime so there's something harder to describe to it too
>2015
>still with that why-foo bullshit
>>121092907
>2015
>Still doesn't have a waifu
>>121092907
>2015
>not having a tulpa
>>121092944
>>Still doesn't have a waifu
I do enjoy my Chinese cartoons, but damn, I have a real life. No need for waifus.
>>121092954
Can you make a tulpa of a grain of salt?
If no: stop trolling.
>>121090027
It's when you love a character so much you want to marry them
>>121092764
Love is chemicals.
>>121093025
>I have a "real life".
>No need for waifus.
There is no correlation between these two, any idea you have of otherwise is horseshit.
Also,
>waifus
>s
And that's heresy.
>>121093025
Nothing's stopping you from really digging an anime chick while having a successful life
>>121093063
>no correlation
Fuck off cheating faggot.
You're the worst kind of person.
>>121093027
Chemicals are real.
magic=love=chemicals
>>121090693
ntr alert
>>121093063
>>s
>And that's heresy.
English prescribes plural should be marked by an S. The word being borrowed is irrelevant.
>>121093129
>love=chemicals
qualia m8.
>>121093108
>cheating
Relevance?
>>121093140
More than one waifu is heresy. Grammar be damned.
Holy Grail
>>121093198
He means cheating by having a 3DPD and a waifu I imagine, that or the multiple put on waifu(s)
>>121093129
But magic is not. Thank you, anon.
Love is just chemicals.
Magic is only in tales.
>>121093221
Love is magic and chemicals.
>>121093214
>having a 3DPD (wife/lover/etc.) and a waifu
These are neither mutually inclusive or exclusive in any kind of situation.
Just showcasing that the peabrained maggot draws connections where none exist or should exist, one of the hallmarks of stupid people.
>>121093254
No, just chemicals.
Normals love to romanticize things, and it is an infectious mentality. Nothing really wrong with it, but with "love is magic", we are reaching levels of retard.
>>121093313
Yukko has no idea what love is anyway, and never will.
>>121093313
These chemicals are magical in their own way. Who could imagine that simple things like these could make us feel so divine? Perhaps terrible as well, but not all magic is good.
>>121093313
I'll bet you break you're waifu's heart every time when you say that you only like her because of chemicals. She dies a little bit every time. Do you want to kill her?
shit I tell you
>>121093027
Literally everything every human has ever felt or sensed or thought was because of chemicals. We're all just meaty molecular machines.
>>121093418
no she's not.
>>121093357
>These chemicals are magical in their own way.
No.
>>121093374
Behavior is another beast altogether, and saying "I love you because of chemicals" is indeed not wise. That kind of speech is asking for trouble just like beating an animal is asking to get attacked sooner or later.
>>121093440
>thought
That part is quite debatable to a degree, Mr. Literally.
>>121093481
>Behavior is another beast altogether, and saying "I love you because of chemicals" is indeed not wise. That kind of speech is asking for trouble just like beating an animal is asking to get attacked sooner or later.
Realizing that it's due to chemicals, why not ignore love?
It's escapism can't you see it's unhealthy?
>>121093506
No, not if you know any high school level basics about neurology.
>>121093552
So which hormones enable astronomers to figure out a spacecraft's trajectory in order to use the Earth's gravity as a slingshot to help propel it to other parts of the solar system?
>>121093549
What if your waifu is the reason you don't want to run away anymore?
>>121093506
>thought, a biological process, isn't controlled by chemicals
Ok.
>>121093549
vrooom
Since I know I won't meet her.
She's basically a goddess I worship that is my perception of a perfect woman.
>>121093506
In the modern world materialism is king. Following that train of thought, consciousness is just a complex chain of chemical reactions and there's nothing else to it.
>>121093695
He might be referring to the fact that the process of consciousness and it's function and implementation is still not completely understood, and while there are many competing theories, its not understood for sure just how it works - especially on a biological level. Correct me if I'm wrong.
>>121093801
eternal september
>>121093634
You're conflating thought, the abstract concept, with thought, the neurological process.
>implying you choose you're waifu
>implying you're waifu doesn't choose you
>having more than 1 waifu
>>121090027
Fictional character you entirely seriously love in the same way you would love your wife(or other lifetime romantic partner).
But lately I've been thinking it's something more than just love for a wife. Everyone around me divorce or cheat on their partners or just disrespect each other and lack of showing love, while I'm sure I would never do anything like that to her if she was real. I dunno, maybe I just meet wrong people, or maybe love for a waifu is something more than mundane relationship made for sex/money/social status, like idealized or perfect love free from corruptions.
>>121093025
>I have a real life. No need for waifus.
There things are completely independent.
>>121090027
My perfect soulmate, muse that inspires me and drives me on, my Goddess of vicotry, she gives me a purpose and I don't feel lonely and lost anymore. I don't think about her like of substitution of girlfriend, it's something bigger, something meaningful, a drug that tears my soul apart, sweet and depressing at the same time, but I don't imagine myself without her anymore.
>>121094357
Some people just change, and their ideals change too. Nothing lasts forever.
>>121094490
My love for my waifu does.
>>121094490
I don't know. majority of relationships I see are just shit after short time. You know, full of arguments and usually break down after few months if the woman don't get pregnant during this time. Of course my observation is limited only to my family and friends. While on the other hand my feelings for Miku seems to be permanent. I've came to the point where I can't really imagine living without her.
>>121093549
Fuck you too, Marche.
>>121090027
A joke that went too far, to the point where it stopped being a joke.
Sort of like my life.
